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Antifar posted...

Doesn't seem great

It's a state senator

Lots of weirdos get squeezed in in state legislatures
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Lost_All_Senses posted...

frozenshock posted...

Lost_All_Senses posted...

What's a cat erection look like?

Like a banana being peeled

But dark red

Yuck

What's it smell like?

What, you think the cat nostril fucked me or something?
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Axiom posted...

This topic is going to give a certain CEman an erection

Shit that wasn't my intention

hot
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Lost_All_Senses posted...

What's a cat erection look like?

Like a banana being peeled

But dark red

Yuck
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She said "you excite him"

Hum

I guess
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soupeur
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Complete the phrase so that it is as horrible as possible
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Higher
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Silver Bearings posted...

frozenshock posted...

10 billion krugerrand but your penis turns into a block of calcium

But can I still pee?

Your bladder is redirected so you can pee through your nipples
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DarkRoast posted...

frozenshock posted...

Shit

Wow

She should be president. Too bad she's too young to run.

But man. Once she's old enough, put her in office.

I've lost the ability to tell whether or not a post is satire thanks to Trump supporters.

You think that's bad, I lost the ability to tell whether my own posts are satire.

It's the times we live in.
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Shit

Wow

She should be president. Too bad she's too young to run.

But man. Once she's old enough, put her in office.
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10 billion krugerrand but your penis turns into a block of calcium
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Yeah but benghazi
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Maybe if you get your wee wee chopped off you can get songs dedicated to you too

Come on, TC

Chop chop


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Romulox28 posted...

do you miss jacking off in the woods

We all miss that.
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Say that you kidnapped a white tiger from a sheik in Kuwait then had sex with it

You're going to get so many likes your tinder profile will be sold on the black market by Putin
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Brutte
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*is reborn*

'sup?

...

...

Braaaaaaaains
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Sayoria posted...

I remember when we were executed for saying Merry Christmas. Those were scary years.

Tell me about it. They chopped my head off at least 8 times.
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Illuminoius posted...

it's so weird how people try to make christmas into a religious thing when from the very start it was a pagan holiday that religious people only hopped onto in order to steal some of its attention

Christmas is about baby jesus being born in a manger in bethlehem... covered in snow and surrounded by vegetation that only exists in northern countries
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Ray_Dorset posted...

But it wasn't always never not great though.

It was not always never not great

Err...

Not... uh... wait

"never not great" means "always great"

So

It was not always always great

"not always" means "sometimes

So

it was sometimes always great

Err

Penis
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Wait, David? Did something happen?
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Board wars are not fun
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This makes no sense
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Idk... i liked her voice. I think the actress really nailed the "gentle but determined" tone
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More specifically, he specializes in male horses who have a testosterone deficiency.

For some reason, his office is very small and there is no way a horse can get in there through the door and stairs.

And also his waiting room is full of buffed up guys who look like bodybuilders.

Hum.
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Vita_Aeterna posted...

$500 but TC gets permanently banned.

Who's taking this one?

I already made this topic and offered 10 billion dollars

Some people did vote to forego the money and allow me to stay on CE
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UnholyMudcrab posted...

The worst part of this topic is how TC put the dollar sign after the amount

Do you say "five hundred dollars" or "dollars five hundred"?
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RIPVyseCity posted...

If the US doesnt exist your $500 still worth anything?

Yes, since you get it in Zimbabwean dollars


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Wtf was that
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Irony posted...

I am Mogar, God of Irony and The Devourer of Topics.

Don't eat my topic. It doesn't taste good. Needs salt.
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YukihoHagiwara posted...

Zerocide posted...

YukihoHagiwara posted...

you can't have two titles starring/prominently featuring black guys and yes I'm aware redguard is technically a different series
they had a series starring elves (morrowind) whit peoples (oblivion and skyrim) so now the next logical choice is the wrothgarian mt. (even if orcs are kind of elves) or furries/scalies, elsweyr/black marsh/argonia

Please elaborate why.

idk lol
the gam being set in elsweyr or black marsh is probably less likely anyhow

The main character in Morrowind, Oblivion and Skyrim is whatever you want him/her to be. You can be a redguard or argonian or whatever you want.

It's not going to be any different in Hammerfell.

You can be a blonde-haired blue-eyed Nord sweating his balls off in the Alik'r desert if you want
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Mareen posted...

$500 but the entire US blows up*

Yeah but you get a 24 hour notice to escape tho
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533 in a 65

I'm going to fight it
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If you're currently leaving in that city, you have 24 hours to leave before it blows up

Deal?

Also the money is tax free
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specialkid8 posted...

Does anyone else hear latin chanting when they look at that picture?

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legendarylemur posted...

If they're cute, I'll fuck anything. Hello Kitty? Gimme that shit

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SomeLikeItHoth posted...

Would you like to join the fam

Be careful, TC. This is a vicious cult that likes to do painful things to boys on their pee pees.
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We talk about "life after death" but it's really impossible to say whether something is real or not when we can't even define it properly

What is life after death?

We use the word "life."

What's life? We are alive now. What makes us alive?

When we go looking for "life" on other planets, we are looking for carbon-based life.

There's a whole definition in biology of what is meant by life in terms of biological process

So what is life after death? How can life exist without any physical presence? There is no matter. What is it? Energy? Light? Dark matter? Something else that exists but that no known instruments can detect?

What would the experiment of such a life be? Would you see as you see now with your eyes? Would you retain a sense of self separated from your surroundings? How can that be when you have no physical presence? Would you have a memory of your life? How can that be if memory is physically stored in the brain? How can we consider the soul to be alive but at the same time consider it to be immortal, when we consider life is something that, by definition, is not eternal?

And even beyond, what makes us us other than the physical matter composing our bodies? Our bodies change with time. Our cells transform. Matter leaves our bodies when we sweat or even breathe. We are constantly changing. Where is the precise line where "I" begin and end?

It's like God

When I try to ask myself whether I believe in God, my answer is not "yes," it's not "no," and it's not even "maybe." I'm not even an agnostic. My answer is, how can I say whether or not I believe in God when I don't even know what God is supposed to be?

Fuck I need another drink and I just noticed I finished my bottle of tequila. Fuck

Anyway yeah
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A new user on CE is like someone who says they just happened to pack their bags and move to Atqasuk, Alaska.

No.

You didn't just move to Atqasuk.

You are from Atqasuk.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atqasuk,_Alaska
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CiIantro posted...

---Devin--- posted...

dude is literally seething because people do not agree with him lol. sorry that straight men like vagina and not a mutilated dick trying to resemble a vagina.

What you do is you, no one has a problem with that. But stop forcing what you like on other people.

These kinds of posts are so weird to me lol. Anti-trans people get so triggered by this subject they immediately get aggressive.

Everyone has the right to like something or not.

In my case, I have to honestly say that I don't think I could get my mind around the thoughts of surgery and that it will probably be a turn off. I have the right to feel that way. Besides, it's not like you can consciously decide what arouses you and what doesn't.

I'm pretty sure we can all be respectful of one another while still understanding that everyone has their own things that they like or not like for whatever reason.
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B0xxY2J__0s_HBK posted...

Thats my opinion that they are gay. Just as its your opinion is that its straight. I was straight forward into conceding its relative. I wouldnt hook up with a m2f but if someone else wants to, im ok with it.

Well my opinion is that we care way too much about whether something is considered gay or straight. Like, what does it really matter...?
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I don't know.

I'm straight and I love women, but I did have a couple of experiments with men. Not my cup of tea but meh.

But with a trans I think I would have a hard time allowing my mind to not think that I'm putting my dick inside what is basically a surgical open wound. I know some people get really pissed off when they hear this but it would be hard for me not to see it that way and honestly I think I would have issues staying aroused
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This is about as creditble as the sex assault allegations against Mueller, but whatever we can only dream:



God I hope they do it in Hammerfell. I hope for the love of talos they don't put it in a crappy place like black marsh full of lizards
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I love the theme in Redguard. Would be nice if we get a remix of it:


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stone posted...

RIP in pieces, TC

</3
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Reis posted...

no deal

<3
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