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The first four movies told his origin story well. The reboot just kind of crams it all together. Also, most of the sequels are rehashes of the first one. Basic slasher formula, every one of them.

I mean, you can't seriously tell me that the reboot is worse than Jason Goes to Hell because it didn't continue that horrendous storyline.
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I haven't seen it honestly but it can't be that bad.
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darkstar4221 posted...

There is a plot and a story in the original films, there is a mysterious killer in Camp Crystal Lake, and the protagonists are trying to find out who he is, his motives, and how to kill him. That is why there is a part 1, part 2, part 3, part 4, etc. The suspense is what is Jason up to next, who is going to stop him?

Not really, no. They had a new set of counselors in every movie, unless you count Tommy Jarvis who was an anomaly. But they all share the main ingredients: cheesy dialogue, gory deaths, graphic nudity, and a nebulous mystery behind Jason and his mom. The reboot has all of that.
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She's wife material.
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Great movie.
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See, I don't even see it as a remake. I see it as another entry to the franchise because it's literally the same plot with no gimmicks.

It's the same story being told except it doesn't really have a plot or story. It's a straight rehash done poorly. Oh and it has a sex scene, that makes the film 100X better right? *sarcasm*.

The whole point of F13 movies is that they have no plot. It's about Jason killing camp counselors. They added some supernatural stuff in 6-7 but it didn't take away from the fact that it's still Jason killing fools. And yes, the sex scene makes it better. Gratuitous sex is another F13 staple.
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FrozenSneak posted...

au_gold posted...

Is ass eating a meme, or is it a natural evolution in the exploration of sexual enlightenment?

The latter. In a few more years ass-eating will be accepted as being an essential part of foreplay.

This is what I'm thinking.
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See, I don't even see it as a remake. I see it as another entry to the franchise because it's literally the same plot with no gimmicks.
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darkstar4221 posted...

au_gold posted...

darkstar4221 posted...

Probably the worst movie I've ever seen. In terms of quality it's like 1/10 of what the original films were. The sex scene doesn't make it better as attractive as Julianna Guill is.

You're crazy. It's better than at least half of the original franchise.

What are you smoking? It's just strictly a slasher film, terrible plot, terrible story, terrible cast, terrible acting. What is the story? Jason goes and kills everyone, that is literally the plot.

That's the plot of every F13, though. The only difference is the tone is darker and they made Jason a territorial, underground maze-dwelling creature.
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Fart near her so she can smell my pheromones and become enamored with my primal scent.
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Is ass eating a meme, or is it a natural evolution in the exploration of sexual enlightenment?
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darkstar4221 posted...

Probably the worst movie I've ever seen. In terms of quality it's like 1/10 of what the original films were. The sex scene doesn't make it better as attractive as Julianna Guill is.

You're crazy. It's better than at least half of the original franchise.
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Two pecks and a lick across the face.
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Yay or nay?
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Pretty much. I'm going to have to beef up my Spidey to compete.
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It would be my honor.
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The clitorus scene had me wincing so hard.
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Bump.
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I'm a straight man, so yes.
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I watched it because I knew Mike Patton did the soundtrack. Loved the structure, very unique.
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You should.
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Bump.
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I dont think the speed changes are in place yet. I got 25 BW shards yesterday though. Only 6 left to unlock.

I actively avoid fighting teams with Spider-Man or Vision now. The RNG gods are always on their side.
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Sexism.
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No, but its not a dealbreaker.
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Watching The Last Jedi.
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Didnt it air like 10 years ago?
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GrandCross6 posted...

this fucking movie made one of my friends scared of coming to my house

Shows who your true friends are, huh?
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Or horny if you have female parts. Be honest:


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Twilight
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I'm glad Hulk will get a much needed buff. And Black Widow is OP as it is, so I'm looking forward to the update.
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Well, he is the leader of the alt-right. He's not meant to be likable.
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^
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Why dont you like him? Is it because he doesnt like women?
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Bump.
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Cant wait to see Kate Uptons pregnant boobs.
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Anything by Aerosmith.
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Why even be cis in 2018? There's no benefits and only downsides. You're much better off being trans or non-binary.
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I liked him in TFA but yeah, hes one of the many things TLJ irreparably fucked up.
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Bump.
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John Wick
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thelastgooduser posted...

I'm a big fan of Paul W.S Anderson and in the camp of believing he's highly misunderstood and unappreciated, Alien vs Predator works well as a cosmic horror piece but also a touching interspecies romance

Aliens is just an action movie with not enough horror, decent enough

I can appreciate AvP on its own schlocky terms, but Aliens feels like a proper cinematic experience. As for the interspecies romance, I didnt get that at all. Mainly because I didnt find any of the characters in AvP interesting.
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thelastgooduser posted...

Alien vs Predator > Aliens

boxington posted...

idk why, but I didn't like either one.

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Appropriate username.
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Purchasable skins.
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Best sci-fi horror versus best sci-fi action. Which is better?
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Ill have to watch the sequel if its anywhere near as great as this.
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Snoke's throne room was gorgeous from a choreography standpoint.
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Its their best since Pinkerton.
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When one of them finds the clitoris.
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