Current Events > CE, how do you turn a girl on?

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PokemonExpert44 07/15/18 6:06:05 PM #1:	Buy her a car? Anyone here have any advice? --- I might just 6-0 you in Pokemon. Watch out for my teams. <cite>PokemonExpert44 posted [p:905132889] in CE, how do... [t:76810349]...</cite> <quote>Buy her a car? Anyone here have any advice?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SpinKirby 07/15/18 6:07:57 PM #2:	Push in the belly button. --- MHW Supplemental Discord: https://discord.gg/ChHjtYQ https://imgur.com/QL6WJAl https://imgur.com/lGlcDyU <cite>SpinKirby posted [p:905132969] in CE, how do... [t:76810349]...</cite> <quote>Push in the belly button.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gunplagirl 07/15/18 6:07:59 PM #3:	Charm, natural charisma and a magic wand. --- Pew pew! <cite>gunplagirl posted [p:905132971] in CE, how do... [t:76810349]...</cite> <quote>Charm, natural charisma and a magic wand.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gunplagirl 07/15/18 6:09:00 PM #4:	SpinKirby posted... Push in the belly button. Suckle ear lobe --- Pew pew! <cite>gunplagirl posted [p:905133017] in CE, how do... [t:76810349]...</cite> <quote><cite>SpinKirby posted...</cite> <quote>Push in the belly button.</quote> Suckle ear lobe</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
southcoast09 07/15/18 6:09:29 PM #5:	They like my hair. A lot. --- Stand for the anthem or sit for the game! <cite>southcoast09 posted [p:905133043] in CE, how do... [t:76810349]...</cite> <quote>They like my hair. A lot.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SSJCAT 07/15/18 6:09:39 PM #6:	Show them my videogame collection --- PSN: SUPER_KITTY_JAM FC: SW-2262-4005-7054 <cite>SSJCAT posted [p:905133052] in CE, how do... [t:76810349]...</cite> <quote>Show them my videogame collection</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kombucha 07/15/18 6:10:58 PM #7:	tip the fedora in her general direction hold the doors when lazy boyfriends refuse lift their purses as you follow them so they don't have to hold so much weight on their fragile shoulders --- http://www.last.fm/user/walkingishonest <cite>Kombucha posted [p:905133116] in CE, how do... [t:76810349]...</cite> <quote>tip the fedora in her general direction hold the doors when lazy boyfriends refuse lift their purses as you follow them so they don't have to hold so much weight on their fragile shoulders</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PokemonExpert44 07/15/18 6:11:13 PM #8:	gunplagirl posted... Charm, natural charisma and a magic wand. You want me to go to a Halloween store? --- I might just 6-0 you in Pokemon. Watch out for my teams. <cite>PokemonExpert44 posted [p:905133134] in CE, how do... [t:76810349]...</cite> <quote><cite>gunplagirl posted...</cite> <quote>Charm, natural charisma and a magic wand.</quote> You want me to go to a Halloween store?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PokemonExpert44 07/15/18 6:12:09 PM #9:	SSJCAT posted... Show them my videogame collection Girls love my collection of games and gaming merchandise. --- I might just 6-0 you in Pokemon. Watch out for my teams. <cite>PokemonExpert44 posted [p:905133177] in CE, how do... [t:76810349]...</cite> <quote><cite>SSJCAT posted...</cite> <quote>Show them my videogame collection</quote> Girls love my collection of games and gaming merchandise.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LinksLiege 07/15/18 6:13:10 PM #10:	I scream at their bajainer that now's the time to feel good. --- This is LinksLiege's signature. It is fantastic. <cite>LinksLiege posted [p:905133227] in CE, how do... [t:76810349]...</cite> <quote>I scream at their bajainer that now's the time to feel good.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
jpenny2 07/15/18 6:15:49 PM #11:	Press the power button. --- Fren Code: 2767-3374-3343 \|\| IGN: Penny \|\| TSV: 3067 \|\| Sig NFT I hate sarcasm. I'm also not too fond of irony. \| Permanently banned <cite>jpenny2 posted [p:905133338] in CE, how do... [t:76810349]...</cite> <quote>Press the power button.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bacon_Pancakes 07/15/18 6:21:28 PM #12:	Plug her in or put in new batteries if she's a newer model (1999 and newer) Flip the switch Enjoy your endless nagging <cite>Bacon_Pancakes posted [p:905133620] in CE, how do... [t:76810349]...</cite> <quote>Plug her in or put in new batteries if she's a newer model (1999 and newer) Flip the switch Enjoy your endless nagging</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gunplagirl 07/15/18 6:23:12 PM #13:	PokemonExpert44 posted... gunplagirl posted... Charm, natural charisma and a magic wand. You want me to go to a Halloween store? Not that kind You'll need to find a Hitachi brand one --- Pew pew! <cite>gunplagirl posted [p:905133697] in CE, how do... [t:76810349]...</cite> <quote><cite>PokemonExpert44 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>gunplagirl posted...</cite> <quote>Charm, natural charisma and a magic wand.</quote> You want me to go to a Halloween store?</quote> Not that kind You'll need to find a Hitachi brand one</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
frozenshock 07/15/18 6:24:19 PM #14:	Guys are like washing machines and girls are like ovens. Takes longer to turn them on. But when they're on, they're on. --- I don't hate people, people hate me. <cite>frozenshock posted [p:905133746] in CE, how do... [t:76810349]...</cite> <quote>Guys are like washing machines and girls are like ovens. Takes longer to turn them on. But when they're on, they're on.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Panthera 07/15/18 6:24:28 PM #15:	It used to be you just flipped the power switch but most of the newer models have some sort of weird touchscreen shit that only seems to work when it feels like it --- Meow! <cite>Panthera posted [p:905133759] in CE, how do... [t:76810349]...</cite> <quote>It used to be you just flipped the power switch but most of the newer models have some sort of weird touchscreen shit that only seems to work when it feels like it</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
dib153 07/15/18 6:25:16 PM #16:	I do the opposite of whatever bloodninja thinks is a good idea --- "Dib is my new hero. Epic insult man, epic to the max" ~ Drakona <cite>dib153 posted [p:905133808] in CE, how do... [t:76810349]...</cite> <quote>I do the opposite of whatever bloodninja thinks is a good idea</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Big_Nabendu 07/15/18 6:25:47 PM #17:	Kiss her neck, earlobes, and shoulders. Softly. Tug and push her hair. Squeeze her under thigh. I have more but ill get modded. --- The embrace of the Dark is gentle. Let it absorb your sorrows, forever. \[T]/ Owner of the 500 board and Leader of sunbro board GT Nabendu <cite>Big_Nabendu posted [p:905133826] in CE, how do... [t:76810349]...</cite> <quote>Kiss her neck, earlobes, and shoulders. Softly. Tug and push her hair. Squeeze her under thigh. I have more but ill get modded.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TeaMilk 07/15/18 6:26:48 PM #18:	eat an entire large pizza in a single sitting --- https://imgur.com/UaVD352 <cite>TeaMilk posted [p:905133874] in CE, how do... [t:76810349]...</cite> <quote>eat an entire large pizza in a single sitting</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
dib153 07/15/18 6:27:42 PM #19:	TeaMilk posted... eat an entire large pizza in a single sitting Thats all it takes to rev your engine, huh? --- "Dib is my new hero. Epic insult man, epic to the max" ~ Drakona <cite>dib153 posted [p:905133930] in CE, how do... [t:76810349]...</cite> <quote><cite>TeaMilk posted...</cite> <quote>eat an entire large pizza in a single sitting</quote> Thats all it takes to rev your engine, huh?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AzureAnihilator 07/15/18 6:28:04 PM #20:	Get married. You'll turn on lots of women, just not the one you're married to. --- Man of the People - Hero of the Hour https://imgur.com/H3MsnzZ <cite>AzureAnihilator posted [p:905133944] in CE, how do... [t:76810349]...</cite> <quote>Get married. You'll turn on lots of women, just not the one you're married to.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PokemonExpert44 07/15/18 6:32:27 PM #21:	Big_Nabendu posted... Kiss her neck, earlobes, and shoulders. Softly. Tug and push her hair. Squeeze her under thigh. I have more but ill get modded. I'll do all of these soon. --- I might just 6-0 you in Pokemon. Watch out for my teams. <cite>PokemonExpert44 posted [p:905134126] in CE, how do... [t:76810349]...</cite> <quote><cite>Big_Nabendu posted...</cite> <quote>Kiss her neck, earlobes, and shoulders. Softly. Tug and push her hair. Squeeze her under thigh. I have more but ill get modded.</quote> I'll do all of these soon.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Cobra1010 07/15/18 6:34:10 PM #22:	My sister showed me a video of her friends; one male and 2 female. The male jumped off the swing mid-swing, landed on the floor and smacked his head against his knee. Very soon, the male and one of the females became boyfriend and girlfriend. --- GG Riot - https://imgur.com/PinGPhR https://imgur.com/Hs8Y1vQ <cite>Cobra1010 posted [p:905134211] in CE, how do... [t:76810349]...</cite> <quote>My sister showed me a video of her friends; one male and 2 female. The male jumped off the swing mid-swing, landed on the floor and smacked his head against his knee. Very soon, the male and one of the females became boyfriend and girlfriend.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TeaMilk 07/16/18 12:47:22 AM #23:	dib153 posted... TeaMilk posted... eat an entire large pizza in a single sitting Thats all it takes to rev your engine, huh? well I found out today it only takes a couple pieces if they're eaten skillfully --- https://imgur.com/UaVD352 <cite>TeaMilk posted [p:905153967] in CE, how do... [t:76810349]...</cite> <quote><cite>dib153 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>TeaMilk posted...</cite> <quote>eat an entire large pizza in a single sitting</quote> Thats all it takes to rev your engine, huh?</quote> well I found out today it only takes a couple pieces if they're eaten skillfully</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Daffadilio 07/16/18 1:01:24 AM #24:	TeaMilk posted... dib153 posted... TeaMilk posted... eat an entire large pizza in a single sitting Thats all it takes to rev your engine, huh? well I found out today it only takes a couple pieces if they're eaten skillfully Hawtttt --- You remind me of the times when I knew who I was... <cite>Daffadilio posted [p:905154560] in CE, how do... [t:76810349]...</cite> <quote><cite>TeaMilk posted...</cite> <quote><cite>dib153 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>TeaMilk posted...</cite> <quote>eat an entire large pizza in a single sitting</quote> Thats all it takes to rev your engine, huh?</quote> well I found out today it only takes a couple pieces if they're eaten skillfully</quote> Hawtttt</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MedeaLysistrata 07/16/18 1:02:30 AM #25:	me personally? i don't. but were i to try... i... i don't even know --- let's positive thinking [tell me about a complicated man] <cite>MedeaLysistrata posted [p:905154612] in CE, how do... [t:76810349]...</cite> <quote>me personally? i don't. but were i to try... i... i don't even know</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DocileOrangeCup 07/16/18 1:05:02 AM #26:	TeaMilk posted... dib153 posted... TeaMilk posted... eat an entire large pizza in a single sitting Thats all it takes to rev your engine, huh? well I found out today it only takes a couple pieces if they're eaten skillfully --- https://imgur.com/kHnd6lr https://imgur.com/uG042id https://imgur.com/TAaXq7d https://imgur.com/xhtRl8w https://imgur.com/ggQozRe <cite>DocileOrangeCup posted [p:905154708] in CE, how do... [t:76810349]...</cite> <quote><cite>TeaMilk posted...</cite> <quote><cite>dib153 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>TeaMilk posted...</cite> <quote>eat an entire large pizza in a single sitting</quote> Thats all it takes to rev your engine, huh?</quote> well I found out today it only takes a couple pieces if they're eaten skillfully</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KogaSteelfang 07/16/18 1:06:22 AM #27:	I'm not sure that's possible for me. There was one that maybe was once, but it was just because they had a virgin fetish if they were at all. --- Switch FC: SW-3227-7104-3140. PSN: Grindpantera Twitch.tv/kogasteelfang <cite>KogaSteelfang posted [p:905154771] in CE, how do... [t:76810349]...</cite> <quote>I'm not sure that's possible for me. There was one that maybe was once, but it was just because they had a virgin fetish if they were at all.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
shnangyboos 07/16/18 1:06:47 AM #28:	Dick pic. Works every time. --- How's my posting? Call http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/182361-human-resource-machine for any comments or concerns. <cite>shnangyboos posted [p:905154785] in CE, how do... [t:76810349]...</cite> <quote>Dick pic. Works every time.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tmk 07/16/18 1:14:08 AM #29:	When it comes to women, pleasing them is super easy. Just follow these 10 easy tricks to have any women all hot and bothered for you: 1) Rapidly smack your lips together and repeatedly say, "Mami, mm, mm, mami" 2) Make sure you regularly tell her you like her huge breasts, girls love compliments 3) When she's upset, make sure you tell her to calm down, remind her that she's overreacting so she remembers to stop freaking out 4) Give her regular commands to do things for you, so she feels wanted and keeps busy; no one likes idle hands except the devil 5) Buy her really uncomfortable clothing and shoes, that way she'll be more willing to take them off to make whoopie 6) Pay as little attention to her as possible unless having or trying to initiate sex, so she mostly remembers you at your best 7) During sex, try to reach orgasm as quickly as possible; girls secretly keep score on how fast they can get men to orgasm, so help her impress her friends with a new high score! 8) Routinely mention to her how attractive you find her other friends; this helps instill confidence in her self worth by reminding her she has such great taste in picking attractive friends 9) While women themselves cannot experience orgasms, the most sexually sensitive part of their body is their shoulders; rubbing these for about 15 seconds is roughly equivalent to a male orgasm 10) Most importantly: have fun! --- I am snazzier, hot, hot rant. Warily slight as. Croak rush, OK? Weirder, almighty make out. ::) <cite>Tmk posted [p:905155087] in CE, how do... [t:76810349]...</cite> <quote>When it comes to women, pleasing them is super easy. Just follow these 10 easy tricks to have any women all hot and bothered for you: 1) Rapidly smack your lips together and repeatedly say, "Mami, mm, mm, mami" 2) Make sure you regularly tell her you like her huge breasts, girls love compliments 3) When she's upset, make sure you tell her to calm down, remind her that she's overreacting so she remembers to stop freaking out 4) Give her regular commands to do things for you, so she feels wanted and keeps busy; no one likes idle hands except the devil 5) Buy her really uncomfortable clothing and shoes, that way she'll be more willing to take them off to make whoopie 6) Pay as little attention to her as possible unless having or trying to initiate sex, so she mostly remembers you at your best 7) During sex, try to reach orgasm as quickly as possible; girls secretly keep score on how fast they can get men to orgasm, so help her impress her friends with a new high score! 8) Routinely mention to her how attractive you find her other friends; this helps instill confidence in her self worth by reminding her she has such great taste in picking attractive friends 9) While women themselves cannot experience orgasms, the most sexually sensitive part of their body is their shoulders; rubbing these for about 15 seconds is roughly equivalent to a male orgasm 10) Most importantly: have fun!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CommonJoe 07/16/18 1:15:50 AM #30:	Thigh and butt rubs. --- we are forced to subsidize views we may not agree with. Bond_543 In response to NPR tweeting the Declaration of Independence <cite>CommonJoe posted [p:905155151] in CE, how do... [t:76810349]...</cite> <quote>Thigh and butt rubs.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HBOSS 07/16/18 1:25:12 AM #31:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zip5iavhUU" data-time=" --- You don't stop playing because you grow old, You grow old because you stop playing <cite>HBOSS posted [p:905155517] in CE, how do... [t:76810349]...</cite> <quote> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zip5iavhUU" data-time="</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
au_gold 07/16/18 1:33:38 AM #32:	Fart near her so she can smell my pheromones and become enamored with my primal scent. --- Let me talk to your mother. Get your mother please. <cite>au_gold posted [p:905155790] in CE, how do... [t:76810349]...</cite> <quote>Fart near her so she can smell my pheromones and become enamored with my primal scent.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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