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| Topic | Why she gotta be black? |
| Turbam 07/10/18 6:59:43 AM #3 | He's racist --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs |
| Topic | C/C Guys who yap about other guys who date/bang AoC girls are jealous |
| Turbam 07/10/18 5:18:55 AM #3 | Man, this topic isn't very good --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs |
| Topic | Hot Eurasian Woman call me ''Broly'' |
| Turbam 07/10/18 4:58:10 AM #2 | You misheard. She called you "brony" --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs |
| Topic | a bartender literally opens a bottle of beer for you. how much do you tip? |
| Turbam 07/10/18 4:56:29 AM #2 | $10 --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs |
| Topic | Repubs love seeing Soy boys get punched |
| Turbam 07/09/18 9:21:04 PM #5 | Milkman5 posted... don't soyboys literally get off sexually on being humiliated? Cuckolds --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs |
| Topic | Repubs love seeing Soy boys get punched |
| Turbam 07/09/18 9:19:31 PM #2 | Repubs cried about Obama nonstop for 8 years But get mad when dems cry about Trump rly makes u thnk --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs |
| Topic | You have to live with only men or only women for 3 years. What would you pick? |
| Turbam 07/09/18 9:15:38 PM #64 | Definitely gonna go with the wome- UnfairRepresent posted... You however have no real skills or intelligence obviously and are there as the janitor I'll go with the men --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs |
| Topic | Dr. Eggman learns McDonalds is closing in 5 minutes. |
| Turbam 07/09/18 5:51:19 PM #7 | Get a load of this!! --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs |
| Topic | If your life was a video game, what would its title be? |
| Turbam 07/09/18 5:50:48 PM #2 | Cisterns of shit --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs |
| Topic | $1 million a year, however |
| Turbam 07/09/18 5:49:11 PM #6 | That much money and a grow a half foot?!?! --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs |
| Topic | So who's winning the race war in Splatoon so far? >_> |
| Turbam 07/09/18 4:41:03 PM #8 | NeonOctopus posted... Turbam posted...I don't know who to side with. Callie that low  --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs |
| Topic | So who's winning the race war in Splatoon so far? >_> |
| Turbam 07/09/18 4:06:30 PM #4 | I don't know who to side with. Pearl is wonderfully sassy, but Marina is delicious brown --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs |
| Topic | itt Covers Better Than The Original |
| Turbam 07/09/18 3:43:09 PM #58 |  @parabola_master posted... Jumping jack flash from elite beat agents You and I are now brothers in arms --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs |
| Topic | Well, |
| Turbam 07/09/18 3:37:28 PM #1 | Listen here. While I make it clear I can't believe you can't see what we see here. The crocodile, a superior species You're "Donkey Croc" initials "DC" Looking at your claws! You could be one of my in-laws! CAUSE YOU'RE ONE OF US! ONE OF US! YOUR MEAN AND GREEN, SCALEY SHEEN! CAN'T YOU SEE YOU'RE ONE OF US? You walk the walk, my brother Croc! Arm in arm, TOGETHER WE ROCK! --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs |
| Topic | Tommy Pickles |
| Turbam 07/09/18 3:09:24 PM #10 | Dill Pickles- worst character in Rugrats Dill Pickles- only good character in All Grown Up --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs |
| Topic | What kind of message is Steve Urkel sending to the kids? |
| Turbam 07/09/18 12:03:37 PM #10 | Steal the spotlight from the main cast? --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs |
| Topic | Fuck I love big boobs. |
| Turbam 07/09/18 12:02:30 PM #12 | Trickfinger posted... how big? furthest I'll go like triple D @Guy_Fieri --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs |
| Topic | C/D: You'd let me call you daddy |
| Turbam 07/09/18 12:01:31 PM #15 | ShinyFinder posted... Turbam posted...How big is your butt? (`) --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs |
| Topic | Oranges. How eat |
| Turbam 07/09/18 11:59:29 AM #2 | Eat the skin Throw out that nasty stuff inside --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs |
| Topic | C/D: You'd let me call you daddy |
| Turbam 07/09/18 11:58:20 AM #9 | How big is your butt? --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs |
| Topic | ray and serena are the best boy and qirl names in america, will you name your ki |
| Turbam 07/09/18 11:56:39 AM #3 | Boy- Slim Stankley Girl- Turbam Jr. --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs |
| Topic | Who do you think Trump will pick for SC? |
| Turbam 07/09/18 11:54:29 AM #2 | I think he's probably a Nightmare main, but he subs Ivy. --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs |
| Topic | Fuck I love big boobs. |
| Turbam 07/09/18 11:53:29 AM #2 | Okay --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs |
| Topic | Are boys more likely to be terrified of female Disney villains, while girls are |
| Turbam 07/09/18 5:41:29 AM #12 | The only villain that ever scared me as a kid was Hexxus --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs |
| Topic | fate/grand order vs girls frontline vs fire emblem gacha |
| Turbam 07/09/18 5:17:33 AM #4 | Which one has the fattest butt? --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs |
| Topic | Woman who was given months to live is cured of cancer in World First. |
| Turbam 07/08/18 3:27:48 PM #19 | That's wonderful --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs |
| Topic | Da doy dought da dasketdall |
| Turbam 07/08/18 2:33:49 PM #1 | Da doy dought da dasketdall --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs |
| Topic | Did your parents ever sent you out to do embarrassing shit for them? |
| Turbam 07/08/18 2:16:41 PM #3 | I'm sure that the cool kids won't see you helping grammy get to church. --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs |
| Topic | You think dose Property Brothers on HGTV fuck all deir female clients? |
| Turbam 07/08/18 2:15:40 PM #5 | ssj3vegeta2 posted... No way dey love da pussy, you can totally see dey are manly men Dey only like da weenie --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs |
| Topic | You think dose Property Brothers on HGTV fuck all deir female clients? |
| Turbam 07/08/18 2:12:10 PM #2 | I dink dat dey have incest sex! --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs |
| Topic | Vitas cost a little too much for it to be an easy purchase :( |
| Turbam 07/08/18 9:47:50 AM #13 | Just get the PSTV. You can hack it and make it compatible with every game and flash drives --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs |
| Topic | hello people, please post your opinions of me |
| Turbam 07/08/18 9:46:34 AM #2 | I don't know who you are --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs |
| Topic | So that Pop Team Epic show plays the episode twice but with different voices? |
| Turbam 07/08/18 6:14:50 AM #19 | Rika_Furude posted... the show seems dumb That's the point --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs |
| Topic | CE, if you could eat one pokemon, which would it be? |
| Turbam 07/08/18 3:12:47 AM #19 | Muk --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs |
| Topic | Looking for a good Fire Emblem game, but I have some criteria... |
| Turbam 07/08/18 3:10:35 AM #5 | A combo of all three is impossible. Just play Fire Emblem 7 and quit crying about permadeath --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs |
| Topic | A guy on r/NEET wants to be able to just sleep forever |
| Turbam 07/07/18 8:56:01 PM #6 | Im right there with him --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs |
| Topic | What are your top 5 single player games this gen? |
| Turbam 07/07/18 8:55:20 PM #6 | Breath of the wild Tales of Berseria Donkey Kong Tropical Freeze Persona 4 Golden (SHUT UP IT COUNTS!) Resident Evil 7 --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs |
| Topic | how can i make my computer and home network more secure |
| Turbam 07/07/18 8:09:01 PM #3 |  --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs |
| Topic | Rate my figure collection. Now updated with higher quality pics |
| Turbam 07/06/18 5:32:40 PM #14 | Cool collection --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs |
| Topic | Two cucks, one girl. |
| Turbam 07/06/18 2:59:57 PM #41 | I can honestly see where she's coming from after her little speech in the end. Still not for me tho. also LMFAO at that "hey you want some of this coconut water? we may as well share this too." --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs |
| Topic | He Turned Us Into Fucking Killers, Charlie Brown. |
| Turbam 07/06/18 2:52:09 PM #41 | Devil's Never Cry, Charlie Brown. --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs |
| Topic | Some guy infiltrating Deep Web child molesters and shared what he learned. |
| Turbam 07/06/18 1:18:48 PM #5 | Isn't it a bad idea to tell people how to find these places? ClunkerSlim posted... What does this mean? Opposing how? Article says that they mean the pedophiles that have the fetish, yet don't act on it. --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs |
| Topic | EarthBound vs. Daikatana: Marketing |
| Turbam 07/06/18 1:11:00 PM #6 | AVGN actually brought up a pretty good point in his Earthbound video in that the 90s was all about gross out raunchy humor. --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs |
| Topic | Mom shoots carjacker in the head to save kids inside stolen vehicle |
| Turbam 07/06/18 1:09:34 PM #9 | MedzXVIII posted... I hope that woke him up. :V --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs |
| Topic | I've been addicted to Disney villain songs recently for no discernible reason. |
| Turbam 07/06/18 12:01:16 PM #12 | My Lullaby is great  This is the only part of Home on the Range worth seeing  Perfect isn't easy is just a fucking fun song. And technically Georgette is an antagonist at this point of the movie, so its the villain song for Oliver and Company  Can't talk about badass Disney Villains and not mention Ratigan,  This is a fun one  Some non Disney ones: Toxic Love is fucking incredible. I would go gay for Hexxus :V  More Tim Curry  I know that In the Dark of the Night gets brought up all the time, but thats because its phenomenal.  I've never seen this movie, and it's probably awful. But this villain song is so different that I can't help but like it  --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs |
| Topic | "I am Miguel." "And I am Tulio." |
| Turbam 07/06/18 11:41:03 AM #3 | When the chief is talking to Tulio and tells him "to err is human", for the longest time I thought he was saying "the air is humid" and I was really confused why Tulio was freaking out about it --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs |
| Topic | Reaction: Hillary manages to win in 2020 |
| Turbam 07/06/18 7:59:20 AM #3 | :V --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs |
| Topic | Is anyone on CE a manager? What is it like? And how do you live with yourself? |
| Turbam 07/06/18 7:57:05 AM #22 | Sort of. I supervise a Dairy department. I lead by working with my team instead of telling them what to do and sitting back. --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs |
| Topic | I just masturbated during my work hours AMA |
| Turbam 07/06/18 7:55:49 AM #2 | :V --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs |
| Topic | Trump says he will gently toss genetic test to "fake Pocahontas". |
| Turbam 07/06/18 7:49:31 AM #58 | Why did he apologize so much? --- ~snip (V)_(;,;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! https://imgur.com/p9Xvjvs |
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