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Alakazamtrainer
07/09/18 5:45:14 PM
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You are now 5ft even 110lbs with a very slight build. And will be for the rest of your life.

Would you take the money?
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Unknown5uspect
07/09/18 5:46:23 PM
#2:


Absolutely
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SpinKirby
07/09/18 5:47:07 PM
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Unknown5uspect posted...
Absolutely

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DK9292
07/09/18 5:47:57 PM
#4:


Abso-wait.

What are my INNARDS like?
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mario2000
07/09/18 5:48:49 PM
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only if i can also swap genders too
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Turbam
07/09/18 5:49:11 PM
#6:


That much money and a grow a half foot?!?!
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The-Apostle
07/09/18 5:57:29 PM
#7:


Sure!
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Holy_Pumpkin
07/09/18 5:58:31 PM
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Crystal_pony
07/09/18 6:01:46 PM
#9:


Sure... I'd be adorable then
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Veggeta X
07/09/18 6:02:20 PM
#10:


As long as my dick don't shrink
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HiddenLurker
07/09/18 6:05:21 PM
#11:


SpinKirby posted...
Unknown5uspect posted...
Absolutely

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VideoboysaysCube
07/09/18 6:10:46 PM
#12:


So you can eat all you want and gain no weight? I'm in.
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specialkid8
07/09/18 6:10:58 PM
#13:


So I get to be Elijah Wood?

Terrific
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joestarrr
07/09/18 6:13:08 PM
#14:


An inch taller and skinnier? Hell yeah
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voldothegr8
07/09/18 6:13:37 PM
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Sure, gold diggers don't discriminate against height.
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Shotgunnova
07/09/18 6:14:46 PM
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Alakazamtrainer posted...
You are now 5ft
No thanks.
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garan
07/09/18 6:18:11 PM
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VideoboysaysCube posted...
So you can eat all you want and gain no weight? I'm in.


This. I need to lose a few pounds anyway.
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VerisimiIitude
07/09/18 6:19:22 PM
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Crystal_pony posted...
Sure... I'd be adorable then

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RE_expert44
07/09/18 6:20:24 PM
#19:


most CEmen would love the height and weight upgrade
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PiOverlord
07/09/18 6:20:52 PM
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Deal.
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Alakazamtrainer
07/09/18 7:43:43 PM
#21:


Bump
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King Rial
07/09/18 7:44:42 PM
#22:


Deal.
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Alakazamtrainer
07/09/18 8:19:29 PM
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@Veggeta X posted...
As long as my dick don't shrink


It shrinks to below average size
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Rad_Chad
07/09/18 8:20:10 PM
#24:


hell no. i'd ask myself if i even lifted and would know in my heart i could not
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Muffinz0rz
07/09/18 8:21:02 PM
#25:


Absolutely. That kind of money, women don't give a fuck what you look like

Lotta women want a scrawny sub guy anyways, so win win
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PMarth2002
07/09/18 8:37:55 PM
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Free money, I don't have to work? If so, thats probably a healthier body height/weight than what I am now, so sure.
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Crystal_pony
07/09/18 11:09:36 PM
#27:


The only real issue would be someone who's jockish thinking they can over power you easily.
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Alakazamtrainer
07/09/18 11:20:18 PM
#28:


Crystal_pony posted...
The only real issue would be someone who's jockish thinking they can over power you easily.


Being a gay guy, I can understand this...
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Mr_Hakubi
07/09/18 11:29:05 PM
#29:


So 9in shorter, 10 pounds lighter, the best metabolism of all time and never have to work again? Im game.
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apolloooo
07/09/18 11:32:35 PM
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SpinKirby posted...
Unknown5uspect posted...
Absolutely

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sauceje
07/09/18 11:33:34 PM
#31:


I really hope people here are trolling about the height upgrade thing >_>
It would really suck being that short but hey, I get to be skinny I guess? for a million bucks I'll do it
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littlebro07
07/09/18 11:33:44 PM
#32:


Does my penis stay the same size

7.5 inches on a 6'2" body is great and all but 7.5 inches on a 5' body would look yuuuuge
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Crystal_pony
07/09/18 11:39:21 PM
#33:


littlebro07 posted...
Does my penis stay the same size

7.5 inches on a 6'2" body is great and all but 7.5 inches on a 5' body would look yuuuuge


Alakazamtrainer posted...
@Veggeta X posted...
As long as my dick don't shrink


It shrinks to below average size

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littlebro07
07/09/18 11:40:07 PM
#34:


Crystal_pony posted...
littlebro07 posted...
Does my penis stay the same size

7.5 inches on a 6'2" body is great and all but 7.5 inches on a 5' body would look yuuuuge


Alakazamtrainer posted...
@Veggeta X posted...
As long as my dick don't shrink


It shrinks to below average size


Fuck
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MelzezDoor
07/09/18 11:42:46 PM
#35:


Being skinny is not as good as you think it is. Believe me.
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Wetterdew
07/09/18 11:58:06 PM
#36:


Honestly I feel like the financial freedom might make it worth it. You'd never have to worry about work and could do what you want. The biggest gift would be all the free time you'd have.

That said, if you have a job you enjoy, it doesn't really matter and the deal isnt so enticing.
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DocDelicious
07/10/18 12:30:05 AM
#37:


Only 6" shorter and 30lbs lighter than I am now. I'll take it.
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Ickeryy
07/10/18 12:35:46 AM
#38:


Might as well become some cute trap if I was that short or hopefully there will be women into a shota physique....
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Kineth
07/10/18 12:36:50 AM
#39:


Nope!
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cmiller4642
07/10/18 12:37:01 AM
#40:


I'm 6'2 250

Whatever
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Alakazamtrainer
07/10/18 6:01:05 AM
#41:


Bump
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KogaSteelfang
07/10/18 6:12:35 AM
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Yeah, without a doubt.
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Yomi
07/10/18 6:24:28 AM
#43:


KogaSteelfang posted...
Yeah, without a doubt.

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teepan95
07/10/18 6:26:26 AM
#44:


Lose fewer than 20 cm and stay more or less the same weight? I'm considering it
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orangefire25
07/10/18 6:38:11 AM
#45:


No, like it's just money wtf?
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Kisai
07/10/18 6:51:17 AM
#46:


What? Of course. I hate how tall and masculine I am already. What's the downside?
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Knowledge_King
07/10/18 10:49:09 AM
#47:


Nope. Not worth it.
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Cleo_II
07/10/18 10:51:14 AM
#48:


I lose a couple of inches and gain a few pounds. No big deal to me lol

Deal
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Garioshi
07/10/18 10:51:54 AM
#49:


What's 4 more inches?
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Weezy_Tha_Don
07/10/18 10:53:32 AM
#50:


mario2000 posted...
only if i can also swap genders too


youll be able to no problem with that much money
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