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Holy shit he's running to be my congressman

Is it Batman

dedbus posted...

There was an article in my news feeds that pretty much no one is getting laid by tinder. It's pretty much an Ashley Madison circkle jerk all over again

I'm looking for someone other than my wife. Other than my wife. Other than my wife.

Why would she not use fast pass

I think it's because you're such a fucking comedian

Zeus, none of those attempted insults made any sense. Please try harder when you troll.

I don't believe you TC

EclairReturns posted...

ParanoidObsessive posted...

Throw holy water in her face.

Yeah, but that would work for the Wicked Witch of the West, too.

Do you really want to date her though? I'm cool not dating succubi and the wicked witch

First win in the finals in Caps history.

First win in the finals in Caps history

It was also a hook, but massively embellished

That last penalty is 100% dive

Knights are grade-A divers

That's why I say fuck it and eat, if you know what I mean. I'd rather be heavy than hungry, if you know what I mean

All I'm asking for is a little self respect. Just a little bit. Just a little bit.

Eating late at night is a bad idea, if you know what I mean. I do it anyway though, if you know what I mean

DoubleDare posted...

A few friends on FB that I know lean toward the right side is saying how the view should be cancelled then.

Does the View use such hateful language?
I know they said pence had to be mentally ill because he is religious, that comment is messed up, but I wouldn't say enough to cancel the show.]

If Roseanne just said "VJ = Mentall Ill and an idiot"
No one wouldv'e cared. but what she did was blantant racism and obviously horrible to say,

There is nothing wrong with expressing your views or dislike for someone if you use proper wording.
Roseanne stepped over the line.

The mentally ill thing is fucked up but it's socially acceptable to shit on mentally ill people so obviously there's no backlash.

Lololol

Ogurisama posted...

And VEGAS WINS ITS FIRST STANLEY CUP FINAL GAME

This is history, best expansion team officially now!

Now? The only other expansion team to make it to the finals was in a conference of 6 expansion teams, meaning one of them had to make it.

STLCards1991 posted...

The Rockets have missed 24 3 pointers in a row

That seems statistically unlikely to occur. That's the kind of stat that I could put up

It worked for the NHL

Cool the same two fucking teams in the finals for the fourth straight year

Gotta love Vegas taking as long as humanly possible to fix the ice after a Vegas icing

Ogurisama posted...

SkynyrdRocker posted...

Please God no OT. I have to go in to work early tomorrow morning.

This game has been pretty even so far

I need a winner in the third or I'm going to be exhausted tomorrow.

Please God no OT. I have to go in to work early tomorrow morning.

helIy posted...

and that's dumb anyways

we change all the time, everyone does.

What about this bird though

Vegas either has terrible ice or the two best teams in the NHL don't know how to skate

I wish hockey games started at their start times

Chewster posted...

Okay I wasn't paying much attention to sports over this weekend and now I saw the Rockies are in sole possession of first in the NL West at 28-25

How the hell did that happen

They won games while the other teams in their division lost games

MNTwins1991 posted...

I had a lot of fun with career mode in 'chel, where you create a guy and only play that character

This mode is very fun

You did good. You treated the customers well when it was not remotely your fault that inventory was poorly managed.

Today I learned while I was trying to find out how to call timeouts in NHL 18 when I ice it with a tired line out there that the NHL implemented a rule against doing this but EA Sports didn't put it in the game.

First thoughts on NHL 18: it is fun. I still don't have the stick controls down very well and so sometimes I pass it at the goalie instead of shooting it.

Also I haven't played an NHL game in at least 10 years.

Oh man a developer on shit games didn't like TB. score one more for TB

The only thing that bums me out is that there's a 3 on 3 mode because of the new overtime, but no 4 on 4 mode. When I played inline hockey it was 4 on 4 so I like it.

The good old hockey game is the best game you can name. And the best game you can name is the good old hockey game.

Are you watching it drunk

Oh and I bought NHL 18 on a whim because I want to play a hockey game. Have I made a terrible mistake?

My dad always got gold dollars and $2s at the bank. It confused people he gave them to.

Also, in regards to rule changes, delayed offsides in the NHL is a great rule change, and the trapezoid behind the net is a terrible one. Let goalies play the puck everywhere, man.

What was it about the NHL that allowed video same numbers by Gretzky that couldn't be put up today? How'd the game change?

Is pushing off with your arm on offense not a foul in the NBA or is it just one of those things they don't ever call?

The cheapest seats to game 3 are $806. I will not be seeing a game

Fahrenheit kicks the shit out of Celsius for air temperature though. Everything in Celsius is mushed together

Hey did you guys see the boarding no-call hit that injured Orpik? That... That was boarding right?

Ogurisama posted...

Ouch, that looked like a bad hit

That was 100% boarding

The Caps are up 2-0 and I don't know if I can say they've even had two scoring chances. The entire game has been played in their end. One was a great shot by Ovi that I wouldn't even call a scoring chance, and the other was a fluky kind of chance.

I cannot believe the lightning didn't score there

Wilson beat the shit out of him. I don't think the lightning player even got a shot in.