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I always wanted to play this game.
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"God Hand is the ultimate expression of the joy of humanity, specifically the punching part of the joy of humanity."-Shigeru Miyamoto

Atreus, to me!
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"God Hand is the ultimate expression of the joy of humanity, specifically the punching part of the joy of humanity."-Shigeru Miyamoto

Do they not teach you this kind of basic gun safety in the FBI? I've never even shot a gun and I know better.
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"God Hand is the ultimate expression of the joy of humanity, specifically the punching part of the joy of humanity."-Shigeru Miyamoto

Kum Haehyun (Guilty Gear)
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"God Hand is the ultimate expression of the joy of humanity, specifically the punching part of the joy of humanity."-Shigeru Miyamoto

red13n posted...

early take on this game:

characters have no health.

Wasn't just me, huh? Seems like a match lasts less time than a typical round in 1v1 games.
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"God Hand is the ultimate expression of the joy of humanity, specifically the punching part of the joy of humanity."-Shigeru Miyamoto

Onimusha Warlords
I walked into a deathtrap because it uses tank controls and I couldn't tell which way my character was facing from the graphics and had to rewatch a long cutscene when I respawned.
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"God Hand is the ultimate expression of the joy of humanity, specifically the punching part of the joy of humanity."-Shigeru Miyamoto

I'm not sure about it based on the demo. The character designs seem alright but there's even less to them than in DBFZ. I'm most worried about the non-RWBY ones who have to be simplified from games with at least four attack buttons. Mechanics seem to hold most of the depth and I didn't quite grasp them from the tutorial and playing a little.
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"God Hand is the ultimate expression of the joy of humanity, specifically the punching part of the joy of humanity."-Shigeru Miyamoto

Howard Payne (Speed)
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"God Hand is the ultimate expression of the joy of humanity, specifically the punching part of the joy of humanity."-Shigeru Miyamoto

Sad, maybe, but not unusual.
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"God Hand is the ultimate expression of the joy of humanity, specifically the punching part of the joy of humanity."-Shigeru Miyamoto

Not sure it qualifies but I thought of SCUD when his restraint circuit gets destroyed for the first time.
https://i.redditmedia.com/4dRZvDlDB0OeJERcEg1pXJaSkiRtOnts9R5qsy_UZxg.jpg?fit=crop&crop=faces%2Centropy&arh=2&w=960&s=51996805e22066b8e482531c02e232a0
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"God Hand is the ultimate expression of the joy of humanity, specifically the punching part of the joy of humanity."-Shigeru Miyamoto

I heard someone argue that Ripley isn't this, simply by being competent and self-sufficient from the beginning. If anything she becomes more vulnerable at the end of the movie because she's in a corner.
Anyway, screw the gender guidelines,
Emporio Alnio (JoJo's Bizarre Adventure)
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"God Hand is the ultimate expression of the joy of humanity, specifically the punching part of the joy of humanity."-Shigeru Miyamoto

Cinder Block
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"God Hand is the ultimate expression of the joy of humanity, specifically the punching part of the joy of humanity."-Shigeru Miyamoto

In Smash 5 they'll play hard to the tourney crowd and make all Luma attacks happen on negative edge.
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"God Hand is the ultimate expression of the joy of humanity, specifically the punching part of the joy of humanity."-Shigeru Miyamoto

Rosalina L-cancelled
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"God Hand is the ultimate expression of the joy of humanity, specifically the punching part of the joy of humanity."-Shigeru Miyamoto

ITheRock1525 posted...

https://www.rawstory.com/2018/05/christian-preacher-government-execute-gay-people-jesus/

Someone speaking your language, Vlado.

It's a bad sign when you can't convincingly defend your own religious beliefs against an atheist Youtube personality.
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"God Hand is the ultimate expression of the joy of humanity, specifically the punching part of the joy of humanity."-Shigeru Miyamoto

Vlado posted...

LapisLazuli posted...

It's been mentioned but yeah Vlado accidentally made the most feminist topic on the board lol.

Looks like even a broken clock (feminism) is right twice a day. :)

Huh, did I teach you that expression? Pretty useful, eh?
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"God Hand is the ultimate expression of the joy of humanity, specifically the punching part of the joy of humanity."-Shigeru Miyamoto

I'm gonna take the fighting game story-only->playable route and say Answer (Guilty Gear). Raven and Johnny probably were always too significant to the story. Answer is Chipp's secretary or something.
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"God Hand is the ultimate expression of the joy of humanity, specifically the punching part of the joy of humanity."-Shigeru Miyamoto

Squares seems to be the thing I'll actually download here.
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"God Hand is the ultimate expression of the joy of humanity, specifically the punching part of the joy of humanity."-Shigeru Miyamoto

This topic is like that guy in On Stranger Tides who says "I am not a dog!" all the time unprompted. "Someone must've called him a dog once."
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"God Hand is the ultimate expression of the joy of humanity, specifically the punching part of the joy of humanity."-Shigeru Miyamoto

Oh, well I was interested when I heard "action RPG". Now, not really.
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"God Hand is the ultimate expression of the joy of humanity, specifically the punching part of the joy of humanity."-Shigeru Miyamoto

What's the main theme of Bayonetta? Fly Me to the Moon or One of a Kind? Both are pretty great and technically have been in at least half the series. You May Call Me Father and Friend were both in the other half but aren't really that. Maybe One of a Kind was too.
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"God Hand is the ultimate expression of the joy of humanity, specifically the punching part of the joy of humanity."-Shigeru Miyamoto

Johnbobb posted...

Does that count? It's only been Kirby's Theme in Smash Bros.
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"God Hand is the ultimate expression of the joy of humanity, specifically the punching part of the joy of humanity."-Shigeru Miyamoto

Incidentally, Phoenix Wright is a work of fiction, but it is in some ways a satire of Japan's legal system, which does have something like a 95% conviction rate and greatly favors the prosecution. You should read about it rather than assuming he's assuming.
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"God Hand is the ultimate expression of the joy of humanity, specifically the punching part of the joy of humanity."-Shigeru Miyamoto

You could've said a stopped clock being right twice a day at least. You call people anti-human for even supporting ideas you consider globalist, so it's surprising you would forgive one of the most powerful corporate globalists because he said something against the media. If you were trying to reform a corrupt police force, you wouldn't applaud career criminals for also standing up to the police. They wouldn't be an "exception" to anything.
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"God Hand is the ultimate expression of the joy of humanity, specifically the punching part of the joy of humanity."-Shigeru Miyamoto

Okay, to be fair, analog aiming might be a worthwhile compromise if it comes with controls that you can use without physical strain.
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"God Hand is the ultimate expression of the joy of humanity, specifically the punching part of the joy of humanity."-Shigeru Miyamoto

I could accept Extha probably. Maybe Punny?
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"God Hand is the ultimate expression of the joy of humanity, specifically the punching part of the joy of humanity."-Shigeru Miyamoto

Zigzagoon posted...

FullThrottle

Heh.
Mr Lasastryke posted...

yoblazer

He did always talk about sex stuff with girls.
Tom Bombadil posted...

ulti

In most ways, but he is very catty.
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"God Hand is the ultimate expression of the joy of humanity, specifically the punching part of the joy of humanity."-Shigeru Miyamoto

Analog stick controls, I dunno. But otherwise yes.
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"God Hand is the ultimate expression of the joy of humanity, specifically the punching part of the joy of humanity."-Shigeru Miyamoto

Oh yeah, manual tag.
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"God Hand is the ultimate expression of the joy of humanity, specifically the punching part of the joy of humanity."-Shigeru Miyamoto

Vlado posted...

Musk is powering up. Looking forward to Pravda very much now!
https://image.ibb.co/bDGdbT/musk.png

Jakyl25 posted...

pre-labeling them as guilty.

*monsters charged with 20+ child rapes*
*in UK, you can't go to trial without solid evidence*
"Liberals": "Oh no, you can't pre-label them as guilty, due process and such!"

This is why I don't perceive you as anything else but anti-human.

Er, Vlado, do you know who Elon Musk is? Because when I think of "globalists..."
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"God Hand is the ultimate expression of the joy of humanity, specifically the punching part of the joy of humanity."-Shigeru Miyamoto

Solioxrz362 posted...

My brother got hit with this, it apparently conflicted with Cortana or something.

Wait, Windows conflicted with Cortana?
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"God Hand is the ultimate expression of the joy of humanity, specifically the punching part of the joy of humanity."-Shigeru Miyamoto

Anyone else get hit with this?
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"God Hand is the ultimate expression of the joy of humanity, specifically the punching part of the joy of humanity."-Shigeru Miyamoto

A Windows update didn't like Avast Antivirus so it made everything break until I reinstalled Windows. Fortunately it didn't require a clean install.
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"God Hand is the ultimate expression of the joy of humanity, specifically the punching part of the joy of humanity."-Shigeru Miyamoto

Looks like you click "Quests" and then click on the 20% off one to watch the proper video.
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"God Hand is the ultimate expression of the joy of humanity, specifically the punching part of the joy of humanity."-Shigeru Miyamoto

Mm. Probably would've been better during that flash sale.
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"God Hand is the ultimate expression of the joy of humanity, specifically the punching part of the joy of humanity."-Shigeru Miyamoto

Why not pay full price for indie games if it's like $10 or $2 and you can tell they're good?
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"God Hand is the ultimate expression of the joy of humanity, specifically the punching part of the joy of humanity."-Shigeru Miyamoto

PC also, but you'll probably need fan-made patches.
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"God Hand is the ultimate expression of the joy of humanity, specifically the punching part of the joy of humanity."-Shigeru Miyamoto

All in all the best I've played is Hyrule. The runners-up must be from the latter two Pirate Warriors and DW8XL. I haven't played that many others, though.
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"God Hand is the ultimate expression of the joy of humanity, specifically the punching part of the joy of humanity."-Shigeru Miyamoto

I really like Pirate Warriors characters. The modes, however, can be a bit lacking. 3 had ostensibly an adventure mode but it was more like a set number of procedurally-generated iterations without enough content to make it not feel like the same shit continuously. 1's story mode was more cinematic and adventure-y but it's hard to call it good. 2 has good solid gameplay and roster, and the original story is pretty cool, but again, there isn't much beyond playing story battles and playing non-story battles that are very similar.
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"God Hand is the ultimate expression of the joy of humanity, specifically the punching part of the joy of humanity."-Shigeru Miyamoto

Oh yeah, Mario Odyssey. I would've regretted not buying that. Although I might regret the Switch since I haven't bought anything else.
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"God Hand is the ultimate expression of the joy of humanity, specifically the punching part of the joy of humanity."-Shigeru Miyamoto

I bought Injustice 2 and DBFZ at full price and have no particular regrets.
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"God Hand is the ultimate expression of the joy of humanity, specifically the punching part of the joy of humanity."-Shigeru Miyamoto

FFXV is probably the "worst" thing I've paid full price for in recent memory, but full price is few and far between for me, and that's including GCU. Not sure I can even remember what was before it. I bought that R&C at MSRP. It wasn't that great.
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"God Hand is the ultimate expression of the joy of humanity, specifically the punching part of the joy of humanity."-Shigeru Miyamoto

This isn't to say feminists haven't been hostile to anime smut in the past, or that none of them would put pressure on a storefront to remove something they found objectionable. But we shouldn't mistake the offenders here. For one thing, if you start railing against feminists here, you might get them support from the people they're pretending to be.
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"God Hand is the ultimate expression of the joy of humanity, specifically the punching part of the joy of humanity."-Shigeru Miyamoto

Yeah, based on the history of this group, it looks very much like religious reactionaries cloaking themselves in pop-feminist rhetoric.
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"God Hand is the ultimate expression of the joy of humanity, specifically the punching part of the joy of humanity."-Shigeru Miyamoto

You know what I like about this? Kratos is still Kratos. Like, they were going to put in an effort to make him sympathetic this time. It wouldn't have been surprising if they effectively made a new character named Kratos who comes across as a far nicer person. Instead we have a cold, violent, embittered man who's really trying to be a decent father.
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"God Hand is the ultimate expression of the joy of humanity, specifically the punching part of the joy of humanity."-Shigeru Miyamoto

What's "anything dumb"
But I'm pretty sure he can.
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"God Hand is the ultimate expression of the joy of humanity, specifically the punching part of the joy of humanity."-Shigeru Miyamoto

Alright, so I've started this. Liking the exploration and combat. Surprised by the amount of RPG stuff and hidden items in the environment. The Stranger was quite cool. It was like Yakuza meets DBZ.
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"God Hand is the ultimate expression of the joy of humanity, specifically the punching part of the joy of humanity."-Shigeru Miyamoto

All those features except room sound like things I don't use on flights. I got a Vita, a 3DS, nowadays I could even bring a Switch. I read a novel this past one.
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"God Hand is the ultimate expression of the joy of humanity, specifically the punching part of the joy of humanity."-Shigeru Miyamoto

I'd call RNG manipulation at least an exploit. I also could never really get it working.
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"God Hand is the ultimate expression of the joy of humanity, specifically the punching part of the joy of humanity."-Shigeru Miyamoto

I was trying to do the perennial Vlado math puzzle for a minute before realizing it's not today's poll. I never really got used to buying music, but that's probably not a good thing. I use Google Play but only to listen to music I have.
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"God Hand is the ultimate expression of the joy of humanity, specifically the punching part of the joy of humanity."-Shigeru Miyamoto