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| Topic | Trying to have sex in a pop up camper while other people are sleeping is hard. |
| TheSextMachine 07/20/18 2:01:05 AM #1 | Everything has to go to slow for my tastes. It is even worse when your younger sibling cock blocks you by wanting to come back to the camper rather than the tent with her friends. --- If you are reading this chances are I am pooping. |
| Topic | top 5 movies GO |
| TheSextMachine 07/20/18 1:08:54 AM #40 | Jurassic Park Big Lebowski Dark City Tombstone Star Wars --- If you are reading this chances are I am pooping. |
| Topic | What if Hilary ran again but with Bernie as her VP. Can they beat Trump in 2020? |
| TheSextMachine 07/19/18 5:06:02 PM #49 | hollow_shrine posted... To this day, I still don't understand Sanders voters who couldn't do the same, because their actions suggest they found the prospect of a President Trump less objectionable than a President Clinton. Or they rightfully felt they were fucked over and didn't vote for her as a big fuck you to the DNC. I don't blame them. The group with democrat in the name threw democracy right out the window. --- If you are reading this chances are I am pooping. |
| Topic | If there was a pee pee tape and it leaked would people would defend Trump? |
| TheSextMachine 07/19/18 4:54:48 PM #26 | Complete_Idi0t posted... TheSextMachine posted...He paid people to piss on a bed. Why does the left think that is some big deal? It is a thin line between genius and insanity. But seriously, how is the tape such a big deal. He didn't pay them to piss on him, just the bed. --- If you are reading this chances are I am pooping. |
| Topic | If there was a pee pee tape and it leaked would people would defend Trump? |
| TheSextMachine 07/19/18 3:42:22 PM #20 | He paid people to piss on a bed. Why does the left think that is some big deal? --- If you are reading this chances are I am pooping. |
| Topic | LOL my topic got deleted for quoting super troopers. Smh. |
| TheSextMachine 07/19/18 3:39:10 PM #12 | Who wants a mustache ride? --- If you are reading this chances are I am pooping. |
| Topic | What if Hilary ran again but with Bernie as her VP. Can they beat Trump in 2020? |
| TheSextMachine 07/19/18 2:17:30 PM #30 | iPhone_7 posted... Nobody cares about who you respect, especially since you support Trump. And you supported Hillary. Both are pieces of shit so don't act you supported anyone that was any better. --- If you are reading this chances are I am pooping. |
| Topic | What if Hilary ran again but with Bernie as her VP. Can they beat Trump in 2020? |
| TheSextMachine 07/19/18 1:46:12 PM #21 | iPhone_7 posted... You would have loved for him to throw the election for the Democrats. But I would have respected him at least. And the dems were a lost cause with Hillary from the start. Anyone with a brain saw it. --- If you are reading this chances are I am pooping. |
| Topic | How can I play Pokemon Go without embarrassment? |
| TheSextMachine 07/19/18 1:43:10 PM #11 | Pokemon GO to the polls. --- If you are reading this chances are I am pooping. |
| Topic | Why can't there be different interpretations of Batman or.. |
| TheSextMachine 07/19/18 1:29:09 PM #18 | scorpion41 posted... Keaton Batman was more indirect He literally drove into the middle of Joker's hideout, and gunned down and blew it up with a whole bunch of henchmen still inside. The was as direct as you can get --- If you are reading this chances are I am pooping. |
| Topic | Why can't there be different interpretations of Batman or.. |
| TheSextMachine 07/19/18 1:21:33 PM #8 | _Goggalor_ posted... when it comes to the "no killing" thing? Keaton Batman killed. Pretty sure Batfleck has too. --- If you are reading this chances are I am pooping. |
| Topic | Without naming the video game, what's the one quote that would give it away? |
| TheSextMachine 07/19/18 1:13:45 PM #128 | Would you kindly... --- If you are reading this chances are I am pooping. |
| Topic | What if Hilary ran again but with Bernie as her VP. Can they beat Trump in 2020? |
| TheSextMachine 07/19/18 1:12:36 PM #9 | iPhone_7 posted... What was Bernie supposed to do, tell people to not vote Democrat? Fight against Hillary for rigging the DNC. Bending over like he did was pathetic. --- If you are reading this chances are I am pooping. |
| Topic | Titans trailer is out |
| TheSextMachine 07/19/18 11:44:25 AM #40 | Anarchy_Juiblex posted... Actually I've seen plenty of fan trailers, from years ago even, that look considerably better than that. Like this?  --- If you are reading this chances are I am pooping. |
| Topic | Do you think a lot of western people do go to Thailand to be pedophiles? |
| TheSextMachine 07/19/18 11:30:50 AM #73 |  --- If you are reading this chances are I am pooping. |
| Topic | Maria Butina is hot. Russian spies are always hot ass chicks |
| TheSextMachine 07/18/18 8:05:55 PM #13 | Southernfatman posted... Remember Anna Chapman? I remember her nudes. --- If you are reading this chances are I am pooping. |
| Topic | Why is Toto's Africa a meme all of a sudden? |
| TheSextMachine 07/18/18 8:02:21 PM #29 | Blue_Target posted... The real question was why was All Star a meme earlier this year. Well somebody once told me.... --- If you are reading this chances are I am pooping. |
| Topic | Going out of your way to explain the difference between pedos & ephebophiles |
| TheSextMachine 07/18/18 7:47:40 PM #35 | Volkswagen_Bros posted... Age gap aside, both are still considered young adults. It's not out of the realm. They could've met in college, work, etc. etc. I was 28 and met my girlfriend who is 18 at a friends younger brother's birthday party. --- If you are reading this chances are I am pooping. |
| Topic | The mighty T-rex, once eater of all things, now a chicken, eaten by all things. |
| TheSextMachine 07/18/18 7:44:52 PM #30 | Trigg3rH4ppy posted... Ever been on a farm around a rooster and it's hens? Those roosters are fucking ferocious, I don't think they even know they're not dinosaurs anymore Yeah, check out videos of chickens going after mice and shit. They are brutal. There is a reason cock fighting is a thing. --- If you are reading this chances are I am pooping. |
| Topic | Do you think a lot of Brony people from a few years back regret it now? |
| TheSextMachine 07/18/18 5:09:32 PM #31 | I wonder whatever happened to that one user here that hated them so much. What does he do now that they are no longer around. --- If you are reading this chances are I am pooping. |
| Topic | Remember when Jay Leno was a wrestler? |
| TheSextMachine 07/18/18 3:26:14 PM #5 | Bump --- If you are reading this chances are I am pooping. |
| Topic | Remember when Jay Leno was a wrestler? |
| TheSextMachine 07/18/18 3:50:21 AM #1 |  That was a classic match. --- If you are reading this chances are I am pooping. |
| Topic | Rumors flying that Putin banged Melania in front of Trump |
| TheSextMachine 07/18/18 2:07:46 AM #26 | TheOlJollyRoger posted... TheSextMachine posted...winged_weltall posted...Imagine a video popped up where Trump was being cucked by Putin & Melania. It'd probably be the single best day in the history of the world. CE is deep web so we don't add to that trending shit. --- If you are reading this chances are I am pooping. |
| Topic | What happened to Lillith in the Bible? Did she and Adam have sex? |
| TheSextMachine 07/18/18 1:50:50 AM #12 | No, she became a lesbian and started a music fair. --- If you are reading this chances are I am pooping. |
| Topic | Rumors flying that Putin banged Melania in front of Trump |
| TheSextMachine 07/17/18 11:56:14 PM #24 | winged_weltall posted... Imagine a video popped up where Trump was being cucked by Putin & Melania. It'd probably be the single best day in the history of the world. You sure seem excited about wanting to see Vlad's impaler. --- If you are reading this chances are I am pooping. |
| Topic | Rumors flying that Putin banged Melania in front of Trump |
| TheSextMachine 07/17/18 11:09:30 PM #15 |  Putin also cucked Reagan back in the 80s when he met him. --- If you are reading this chances are I am pooping. |
| Topic | Police accuse black teens of dine/dine at IHOP despite proof of receipts |
| TheSextMachine 07/17/18 11:04:41 PM #12 | SomeGuyUO posted... Edit: dine and dash I knew someone that would look for reciepts that were left behind and use them to con free shit from stores and fast food places. --- If you are reading this chances are I am pooping. |
| Topic | Who remembers this early 00s gem? |
| TheSextMachine 07/17/18 10:27:27 PM #1 |  --- If you are reading this chances are I am pooping. |
| Topic | why are rightists so scared of hillary |
| TheSextMachine 07/17/18 5:44:10 PM #66 | mario2000 posted... i will never not lol @ how rightists think hillary was a "liberal" candidate She is a liberal candidate in the sense she was backed by liberals, not that she was liberal herself. --- If you are reading this chances are I am pooping. |
| Topic | why are rightists so scared of hillary |
| TheSextMachine 07/17/18 5:34:50 PM #64 | M_Live posted... Liberals just actually don't really care about her at all. Yet you made her your nominee for the last election and acted like she could do no wrong and she wasn't about to drop dead several times during the campaign. Truth is she is just as bad as Trump, maybe even worse since she had people in her pocket and could have made far more backroom deals. --- If you are reading this chances are I am pooping. |
| Topic | The mighty T-rex, once eater of all things, now a chicken, eaten by all things. |
| TheSextMachine 07/17/18 5:10:51 PM #17 | Giblet_Enjoyer posted... Yeah we'd be fucked. The human population got down to like 2000 members at one point, throw in a real predator and we're boned If you are talking about Toba than it was more around 10000 left. --- If you are reading this chances are I am pooping. |
| Topic | Best first/pilot episode ever? |
| TheSextMachine 07/17/18 2:58:23 AM #10 | Chicken posted... dib153 posted...The walking dead black and white special On Halloween AMC showed the pilot in black and white. --- If you are reading this chances are I am pooping. |
| Topic | Why was navel warfare not made into a multiplayer feature for AC:Black Flag |
| TheSextMachine 07/17/18 2:56:40 AM #1 | Ship to ship battles would have been great. --- If you are reading this chances are I am pooping. |
| Topic | Best first/pilot episode ever? |
| TheSextMachine 07/17/18 2:53:24 AM #8 | au_gold posted... Lost This. It hooks you in the first 5 minutes. --- If you are reading this chances are I am pooping. |
| Topic | Ben Roethlisberger will dominate in less than 2 months |
| TheSextMachine 07/17/18 12:06:05 AM #6 | Going_Deep_08 posted... TheSextMachine posted...Those poor women. So was OJ. --- If you are reading this chances are I am pooping. |
| Topic | Ben Roethlisberger will dominate in less than 2 months |
| TheSextMachine 07/16/18 10:56:26 PM #4 | Those poor women. --- If you are reading this chances are I am pooping. |
| Topic | Why isn't America ready for a female President yet? |
| TheSextMachine 07/16/18 10:53:53 PM #26 | Because there hasn't been a female candidate that has proven she can do the job without pulling the gender card every chance they get. --- If you are reading this chances are I am pooping. |
| Topic | Literal Joe Walsh says Trump betrayed the USA and he'll never support him again |
| TheSextMachine 07/16/18 10:50:42 PM #3 | Dude should just stick to playing in The Eagles. --- If you are reading this chances are I am pooping. |
| Topic | Idris Elba playing James Bond = ok, Scar Jo playing a transgender = bad? |
| TheSextMachine 07/16/18 8:45:46 PM #85 | Zero_Destroyer posted... James Bond is a fictional character. Based partially on Christopher Lee. --- If you are reading this chances are I am pooping. |
| Topic | Michelle Wolfe makes fun of the Daily Show/John Oliver style of comedy |
| TheSextMachine 07/16/18 8:40:35 PM #16 | dameon_reaper posted... You could either be someone with a sense of humor Going after low hanging fruit like Trump all the time is just piss-poor comedy. If you find it consistantly funny you have a terrible sense of humor. --- If you are reading this chances are I am pooping. |
| Topic | Is it fine to show up to a job interview with long, greasy hair |
| TheSextMachine 07/16/18 8:34:43 PM #14 | Long haired greasy people need not apply. --- If you are reading this chances are I am pooping. |
| Topic | Remember Snakes on a Plane? |
| TheSextMachine 07/16/18 8:17:03 PM #8 | Remember? I am wearing my shirt right now. --- If you are reading this chances are I am pooping. |
| Topic | Imagine being pissed at kneeling for anthem but ok with Trump kneeling for Putin |
| TheSextMachine 07/16/18 8:13:22 PM #36 | Axiom posted... NibeIungsnarf posted...TheSextMachine posted...No, I did not say anything like that. Sorry but you are wrong. My two accounts are TheSexMachine and TheSextMachine --- If you are reading this chances are I am pooping. |
| Topic | Rupert Murdoch's torso-face will haunt your dreams. |
| TheSextMachine 07/16/18 7:52:29 PM #5 | That man truely is Mr Burns incarnate. --- If you are reading this chances are I am pooping. |
| Topic | Imagine being pissed at kneeling for anthem but ok with Trump kneeling for Putin |
| TheSextMachine 07/16/18 7:40:24 PM #34 | NibeIungsnarf posted... TheSextMachine posted...No, I did not say anything like that. No, I was TheSexMachine, and no, not that knockoff Sexmachine either. --- If you are reading this chances are I am pooping. |
| Topic | Going out of your way to explain the difference between pedos & ephebophiles |
| TheSextMachine 07/16/18 5:44:25 PM #32 | littlebro07 posted... As far as the sex offender registry is concerned, the two are one in the same. Not really since 16 is legal in most states. --- If you are reading this chances are I am pooping. |
| Topic | Imagine being pissed at kneeling for anthem but ok with Trump kneeling for Putin |
| TheSextMachine 07/16/18 5:42:18 PM #32 | Aye posted... NibeIungsnarf posted...BWLurker posted...Pretty sure that's HogRider, diehard BernieBro turned Trump slurper. Don't expect intelligent political opinions from him. No, I did not say anything like that. --- If you are reading this chances are I am pooping. |
| Topic | That Netflix documentary about the Flint PD is disturbing as hell |
| TheSextMachine 07/16/18 4:29:15 PM #4 | Is that the same department where the muslim cop killed a woman because she scared him by knocking on the car's window? --- If you are reading this chances are I am pooping. |
| Topic | Imagine being pissed at kneeling for anthem but ok with Trump kneeling for Putin |
| TheSextMachine 07/16/18 4:01:51 PM #29 | BWLurker posted... TheSextMachine posted...BWLurker posted...Pretty sure that's HogRider, diehard BernieBro turned Trump slurper. Don't expect intelligent political opinions from him. But of course, comrade. --- If you are reading this chances are I am pooping. |
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