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Topic	Just saw Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom
TheSextMachine 07/09/18 1:15:57 PM #3	LookANinja posted... DanHarenChamp posted... Supposedly they are gonna make jurassic world 3 more of a "science-thriller" like the original It's gonna be dino human hybrids. Or a dino post-apocalyptic world. --- If you are reading this chances are I am pooping.
Topic	Nothing funnier than watching Guy 3 literally stick his neck out for foosball.
TheSextMachine 07/09/18 1:07:22 PM #4	Foosball's the devil! --- If you are reading this chances are I am pooping.
Topic	When is there rape in It?
TheSextMachine 07/09/18 1:10:05 AM #1	I am watching it on-demand and the rating thing came up and said that there was rape in the movie. --- If you are reading this chances are I am pooping.
Topic	would you be willing to do Naked and Afraid?
TheSextMachine 07/08/18 10:28:09 PM #17	Zikten posted... I only recently started watching and the closest thing to sex I saw was an episode where they were cold and trying to sleep and the woman asked the man if he wanted to cuddle for warmth, and he refused cause of his wife and religion. and the woman was pissed the fuck off about that. they had a big argument the next morning over it. The funny thing is the guy had to leave on the fourth day and the girl did the other 17 days by herself and made it. --- If you are reading this chances are I am pooping.
Topic	would you be willing to do Naked and Afraid?
TheSextMachine 07/08/18 10:12:35 PM #9	As long as the girl is easy on the eyes. --- If you are reading this chances are I am pooping.
Topic	Elon Musk is just like Tony Stark (Iron Man).
TheSextMachine 07/08/18 9:55:15 PM #12	No, he is Malcolm Merlyn. --- If you are reading this chances are I am pooping.
Topic	This werewolf in The Witcher 3 is pissing me off.
TheSextMachine 07/08/18 9:01:50 PM #8	Doom_Art posted... TheSextMachine posted... The one in the cave below the house? That one was a bitch and seems to be harder than the recommended level. Yeah the cave or something under the hill I'm looking for the Barons wife/trying to kill that malevolent force the crones sent me after Ah, that one. Unfortunatly unless you do that mission before the crones tell you you can't get the best outcome. --- If you are reading this chances are I am pooping.
Topic	Now that the 20s are almost here can flapper girls make a comeback.
TheSextMachine 07/08/18 8:59:18 PM #34	VerisimiIitude posted... Only if big band music makes a comeback as well That was the late 90s and that was more of the 40s era. --- If you are reading this chances are I am pooping.
Topic	Now that the 20s are almost here can flapper girls make a comeback.
TheSextMachine 07/08/18 7:28:52 PM #29	Flockaveli posted... TC strikes me as a hipster/art student. No, just find the flapper look hot. Probably all the vintage porn of my grandfather's I found as a young teen. --- If you are reading this chances are I am pooping.
Topic	This 20 y/o Ohio Cashier exposed her BOOBS to a CUSTOMER cause she was MAD!!
TheSextMachine 07/08/18 6:55:05 PM #10	She has those perfect pink nips. --- If you are reading this chances are I am pooping.
Topic	Now that the 20s are almost here can flapper girls make a comeback.
TheSextMachine 07/08/18 6:35:27 PM #20	Flockaveli posted... No thanks yoga pants and hoodies > any look. That is the vanilla of girl looks. --- If you are reading this chances are I am pooping.
Topic	Now that the 20s are almost here can flapper girls make a comeback.
TheSextMachine 07/08/18 6:32:31 PM #18	Highwind07 posted... Flappers were like the rebels of the 20s. That is why it was so hot. It was the start of the modern sexual revolution. --- If you are reading this chances are I am pooping.
Topic	Odd how the Dems rigging the primaries for Hillary was barely talked about.
TheSextMachine 07/08/18 5:42:46 PM #73	Disrespector posted... bernie urged people to vote for hillary after he lost And that is why he is weak and proved he should not have won. --- If you are reading this chances are I am pooping.
Topic	This werewolf in The Witcher 3 is pissing me off.
TheSextMachine 07/08/18 5:40:47 PM #3	The one in the cave below the house? That one was a bitch and seems to be harder than the recommended level. --- If you are reading this chances are I am pooping.
Topic	Sexiest European accent for a woman
TheSextMachine 07/08/18 5:39:06 PM #9	Scottish or one of the Nordic ones. --- If you are reading this chances are I am pooping.
Topic	remember that dude on CE that fucked his cousin and posted pics
TheSextMachine 07/08/18 5:31:54 PM #28	Anony1125 posted... This one I was actually here for. That was NewYorkHitMan, right? sounds about right. I remember he had hitman in the name. --- If you are reading this chances are I am pooping.
Topic	remember that dude on CE that fucked his cousin and posted pics
TheSextMachine 07/08/18 5:19:41 PM #20	I remember the guy that got pics off his uncle's phone of his aunt while she was blowing his uncle. --- If you are reading this chances are I am pooping.
Topic	Now that the 20s are almost here can flapper girls make a comeback.
TheSextMachine 07/08/18 5:06:24 PM #15	--- If you are reading this chances are I am pooping.
Topic	How can anyone be surprised that the step-sibling fetish is popular?
TheSextMachine 07/08/18 4:46:56 PM #24	MedzXVIII posted... We all know those Brady kids were banging each other Marcia was crazy. She has a sex tape out there somewhere. --- If you are reading this chances are I am pooping.
Topic	word is that hillary is seriously going to run again in 2020
TheSextMachine 07/08/18 4:44:01 PM #57	A_Good_Boy posted... TheSextMachine posted... A_Good_Boy posted... Awesome posted... https://mobile.twitter.com/LauraLoomer/status/1016045016601554945 her and bill flying commercial, campaign most has begun. How does them being on a plane imply that they're campaigning? Because the only reason why the privleged Clintons would not fly in a private jet it so they can appeal to the lower classes like they are just regular folks. And the only reason to do that is if she plans to run again. So why would they not have their own press release to highlight this fact instead of waiting for randoms to upload their image on Twitter and hope it becomes viral organically? Because it wouldn't be organic. --- If you are reading this chances are I am pooping.
Topic	Reminder that Bill Paxton is dead.
TheSextMachine 07/08/18 4:16:28 PM #8	yusiko posted... TheSextMachine posted... One of only two actors to be killed by an Alien, Predator, and Terminator. i know the woman who played vasquez was killed in aliens, terminator 2 and the titanic Lance Henriksen is the other one. --- If you are reading this chances are I am pooping.
Topic	word is that hillary is seriously going to run again in 2020
TheSextMachine 07/08/18 4:11:24 PM #42	Doom_Art posted... Awesome posted... she only flies commercial when in campaign mode. Is this a thing? Politicians typically don't fly coach when campaigning Not once the race becomes official, but they do early on. --- If you are reading this chances are I am pooping.
Topic	word is that hillary is seriously going to run again in 2020
TheSextMachine 07/08/18 4:06:13 PM #37	A_Good_Boy posted... Awesome posted... https://mobile.twitter.com/LauraLoomer/status/1016045016601554945 her and bill flying commercial, campaign most has begun. How does them being on a plane imply that they're campaigning? Because the only reason why the privleged Clintons would not fly in a private jet it so they can appeal to the lower classes like they are just regular folks. And the only reason to do that is if she plans to run again. --- If you are reading this chances are I am pooping.
Topic	Reminder that Bill Paxton is dead.
TheSextMachine 07/08/18 3:24:57 PM #6	One of only two actors to be killed by an Alien, Predator, and Terminator. --- If you are reading this chances are I am pooping.
Topic	Now that the 20s are almost here can flapper girls make a comeback.
TheSextMachine 07/08/18 3:02:02 PM #1	I for one find the look to be cute on girls. --- If you are reading this chances are I am pooping.
Topic	new clip from a new Jaws prequel
TheSextMachine 07/08/18 2:20:01 PM #6	Skye Reynolds posted... In all seriousness, they need to make a prequel based off of Quint's USS Indianapolis story. That is what Jaws 2 was originally going to be about. --- If you are reading this chances are I am pooping.
Topic	Best Lethal Weapon
TheSextMachine 07/08/18 11:04:23 AM #10	--- If you are reading this chances are I am pooping.
Topic	Democrats: Would you be okay with Hillary vs Trump 2020?
TheSextMachine 07/08/18 1:28:19 AM #18	They will be ok with it when the DNC tells them to, just like the last election. --- If you are reading this chances are I am pooping.
Topic	why do americans pretend tintin in the congo doesn't exist?
TheSextMachine 07/08/18 1:25:07 AM #38	FluttershyPony posted... bro americans dont even know who tintin is He was on Nickelodeon in the mid 90s. Plenty of people probably remember him. --- If you are reading this chances are I am pooping.
Topic	The casino is only going to have air supply for 1 day?
TheSextMachine 07/07/18 8:54:04 PM #4	Looks like they are all out of love. --- If you are reading this chances are I am pooping.
Topic	Man the villain in "The Rock" had a dumb motivation.
TheSextMachine 07/07/18 8:52:21 PM #13	He needed the money to start his own country, an Outer Heaven if you would. --- If you are reading this chances are I am pooping.
Topic	Steamed Hams but Skinner brings the hams.
TheSextMachine 07/07/18 8:38:22 PM #6	Bump --- If you are reading this chances are I am pooping.
Topic	Remember the Rugrats episode where Stu hit his head and thought he was a baby?
TheSextMachine 07/07/18 8:24:00 PM #7	I'm not Stu! --- If you are reading this chances are I am pooping.
Topic	Have you heard about that child beheaded by her dad in a German subway?
TheSextMachine 07/07/18 8:22:38 PM #24	frozenshock posted... YourDrunkFather posted... Expected a joke. Did not get a joke What kind of joke features a child getting beheaded? >_> I remember dead baby jokes were big in the late 90's. --- If you are reading this chances are I am pooping.
Topic	If women could read the minds of men...
TheSextMachine 07/07/18 3:46:44 PM #2	Chappelle show had a skit like that. --- If you are reading this chances are I am pooping.
Topic	Are Cathloics Christians?
TheSextMachine 07/07/18 3:42:32 PM #4	If you accept Jesus as your savior than you are a Christian. That is the main requirement. --- If you are reading this chances are I am pooping.
Topic	Soy bean tax hitting red state growers hard.
TheSextMachine 07/07/18 3:40:16 PM #44	A_Good_Boy posted... TheSextMachine posted... A_Good_Boy posted... How so? So you are denying that democrats just think of middle America as flyover states filled with rednecks and racists, a basket of deplorables if you will. Is the question really that hard to answer? That is the answer. The left thinks middle America is nothing but racist rednecks. They don't give a shit about them, just like Trump supposedly doesn't. --- If you are reading this chances are I am pooping.
Topic	Reminder there was a Playboy PS2 game
TheSextMachine 07/07/18 2:49:05 PM #7	PanzerElite posted... TheSextMachine posted... Cheater87 posted... TheSextMachine posted... Remember when Playboy had a yearly Rule 34 issue? No, how was it? The first issue had Bloodrayne. I still have it somewhere. They also had a few other issues, one which had that one woman that holds the door for you in God of War III Pretty sure they even had Marge. Like what the hell I think Marge was Maxim or one of those others like it. --- If you are reading this chances are I am pooping.
Topic	Reminder there was a Playboy PS2 game
TheSextMachine 07/07/18 2:46:43 PM #4	Cheater87 posted... TheSextMachine posted... Remember when Playboy had a yearly Rule 34 issue? No, how was it? The first issue had Bloodrayne. I still have it somewhere. They also had a few other issues, one which had that one woman that holds the door for you in God of War III --- If you are reading this chances are I am pooping.
Topic	Reminder there was a Playboy PS2 game
TheSextMachine 07/07/18 2:37:20 PM #2	Remember when Playboy had a yearly Rule 34 issue? --- If you are reading this chances are I am pooping.
Topic	Soy bean tax hitting red state growers hard.
TheSextMachine 07/07/18 2:36:01 PM #38	A_Good_Boy posted... How so? So you are denying that democrats just think of middle America as flyover states filled with rednecks and racists, a basket of deplorables if you will. --- If you are reading this chances are I am pooping.
Topic	Soy bean tax hitting red state growers hard.
TheSextMachine 07/07/18 2:24:21 PM #36	Kruppe posted... Flyover America about to learn the hard way that Trump actually doesn't give a fuck about them So just like the shitty democrats? --- If you are reading this chances are I am pooping.
Topic	Steamed Hams but Skinner brings the hams.
TheSextMachine 07/07/18 2:21:49 PM #5	Solar_Crimson posted... Dammit, Japan I don't think Shad is from Japan. --- If you are reading this chances are I am pooping.
Topic	Steamed Hams but Skinner brings the hams.
TheSextMachine 07/07/18 2:08:34 PM #1	--- If you are reading this chances are I am pooping.
Topic	You know when you finish something good and you get all empty on the inside?
TheSextMachine 07/07/18 9:54:16 AM #9	A good poop? --- If you are reading this chances are I am pooping.
Topic	Anyone remember Channing Tatum?
TheSextMachine 07/07/18 12:58:01 AM #4	He gave us the great Comrade Detective. --- If you are reading this chances are I am pooping.
Topic	I once posted my pre-op picture on CE.
TheSextMachine 07/06/18 11:38:21 PM #20	It still shows up if you Google your user name. --- If you are reading this chances are I am pooping.
Topic	My T is too high.
TheSextMachine 07/06/18 8:44:26 PM #10	16-BITTER posted... I didn't know Mr T even got high I am pretty sure he was that one time he went apple picking with Conan. --- If you are reading this chances are I am pooping.
Topic	Why did the majority of The Office actors never go on to do anything else?
TheSextMachine 07/06/18 8:40:39 PM #21	Kitt posted... My favorite Rainn Wilson movie is SUPER. It's so gooshy. --- If you are reading this chances are I am pooping.
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