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TopicIYO, how masculine are you?
TheGoddamnSanta
07/04/18 7:06:35 PM
#37
It's about shining light on the lack of comfort women (And to an extent, men) feel during certain interactions, and trying to create a more mindful society. Sexual harassment is obviously a huge part of it, but not every "metoo" story is about someone who was sexually harassed, and not every metoo story is about a man who needs to change their behavior.

If you're not actually reading up on it or engaging in discussions its very easy to see it as "women ask men to stop being men, men reluctantly agree without argument" because those are the types of stories that are the loudest if you're not participating in the discourse.

Then there are also cases of men making women uncomfortable despite them not doing anything malicious or sexual, these are of course important stories for acknowledging and changing male behavior and opening up discussion, but if you're on the outside its very easy to hear a fractured more extreme version of the basic moral like "It's never ok to comment on a woman's looks" or "you should never acknowledge a woman you don't know walking on the street"
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TopicWhat RPG has the worst final dungeon?
TheGoddamnSanta
07/04/18 4:37:12 PM
#45
I only played the ds FFIII and I don't remember this issue.. they fixed that right?
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TopicIYO, how masculine are you?
TheGoddamnSanta
07/04/18 4:27:49 PM
#35
attacking wgz is really stupid and pretending that #metoo is exclusively about addressing sexual harassment (I would argue its not even about addressing rape) is just feigned ignorance. You can value traditional masculinity and not want women to feel unsafe.
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TopicIYO, how masculine are you?
TheGoddamnSanta
07/03/18 11:32:51 PM
#12
Lopen posted...
I honestly think the answer might be the third one

30 years ago the answer would easily be the first one though.


same

I voted the middle though
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TopicFreedom, Liberty, Ron Paul - Where all da white refugees at? [dwmf]
TheGoddamnSanta
07/02/18 10:38:39 PM
#339
SmartMuffin posted...
https://twitter.com/DailyCaller/status/1013849454795984896

I'm utterly shocked that it took this long for Andy Dick to be charged with a sex crime


the dude is responsible for phil hartman's death and he still has a career

he'll get out of this fine
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TopicIs Dragon Age worth playing?
TheGoddamnSanta
06/20/18 8:40:08 PM
#15
RyoCaliente posted...
Inquisition has one of the best casts in gaming and the "setpieces" of the main story are nice.


Really? I've recruited half the cast and they feel as dull as dishwater
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TopicWhats going on in your life right now? [blogfaqs]
TheGoddamnSanta
06/20/18 12:45:57 AM
#81
yeah even the jump from 1 to 2 is p big

why even have a 1? So you can know what 10 words on a chinese menu are and count to ten?
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TopicThe Great 2018 Video Game Challenge
TheGoddamnSanta
06/20/18 12:11:42 AM
#464
his first bot was GTN, a gtm bot that posted GTM phrases

it's possible he made pod people bots of other users, including you (and aga, based on the bot before it)
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TopicWhats going on in your life right now? [blogfaqs]
TheGoddamnSanta
06/19/18 11:59:01 PM
#79
Ainoxi posted...
Teaching in China is temping, but I'd probably want a bit more time to try to learn some of the language before trying that out.


I got this far in six months, and after watching how quickly you learn stuff over the years I'm p sure you could get to HSK4 in six months
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TopicE3 2018 - Nintendo's Press Conference (12:00 PM EST / 9:00 AM PST)
TheGoddamnSanta
06/14/18 3:43:00 PM
#490
Heroic Bigpun posted...
Arcade donkey kong? Isn't this a big deal?

I remember it was when they did that limited release on 3ds


yeah it's a big deal, until now, the only legal way to play it was with donkey kong 64 I believe
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TopicWhats going on in your life right now? [blogfaqs]
TheGoddamnSanta
06/14/18 3:26:49 PM
#57
Red Shifter posted...
I basically have no idea what to do next. I have a stable life that has no possible course except staying right where it is.


Kids? Marriage? Vacations?
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TopicDear lord Let's go Pokemon looks atrocious
TheGoddamnSanta
06/13/18 3:13:38 PM
#53
"You have to show me a grass or water type pokmon if you want to face the leader"

game quote presented without context
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TopicSo is the new Smash the same as WiiU
TheGoddamnSanta
06/13/18 2:34:31 PM
#31
gmun can ye send me the solid snake gif

dumb twitter doesn't let you save gifs
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TopicDisgaea 1 Complete E3 trailer
TheGoddamnSanta
06/13/18 2:29:58 PM
#12
Also, other games will have cute continuations of stories in other games post game scenes, that sort of hint what the cannon ending of each game is, but it's mostly for fun, and if you like the nis games you'll enjoy the way they weave things together, and it will point you in the direction of more games to play. For instance, I started playing disgaea after seeing laharl in a bonus stage of phantom brave, and started playing makai kingdom after seeing zetta in a disgaea bonus scene.
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TopicDisgaea 1 Complete E3 trailer
TheGoddamnSanta
06/13/18 2:24:03 PM
#11
Yeah all the Nis games are in the same universe to some extent but you don't really need to worry about it unless you're confused about the bonus characters you unlock (mostly postgame, but disgaea 2 gives you disgaea 1 characters during the main game.)

All of them are playable without playing the other, except for disgaea d2, which is a sequel to disgaea 1
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TopicDear lord Let's go Pokemon looks atrocious
TheGoddamnSanta
06/13/18 2:21:10 PM
#52
ScepterOfLove posted...
I think it was the cutscene where the player is tasked with staring at a Slowpoke that turned me off to the game.
Kudos to Gamefreak for trying to add more in-game events and interactions with Pokemon in the overworld.
But this cutscene is literally the player being asked to stare at a Slowpoke. Followed by a 10-15 second clip of the player doing just that.
How is that supposed to be fun?


I think this is the big misunderstanding when I say "look at what pokemon looks like for the next 15 years"

It's not the throwing the pokeball, it's not the lack of wild battles, it's the fact that game freak has consistently shown they don't understand what makes their game fun, and more important, what makes their game tedious as hell.

Look at the jump from s/m to us/um what did they give us? They just jam packed it with more interruptions, more ways to artificially slow down the game, the game has been jam packed with so many tedious forced cutscenes about friendship, teamwork, and how to play pokemon. USUM had 10 different cutscenes that had a guy stroking his mustache talking about "hmmmm... light is a good thing....more research needs to be done...." The last trial in US/UM is literally "uhh I dunno just fly around and do all the trials again I guess"

The games are constantly rounding down edges, which is fine for a lot of games, make them playable for beginners by all means. But pokemon has been doing it so long, there's just no edges left. Even in a nuzlocke run, I suspect this is going to be more of a Kanto Walking simulator than anything else.

It's not just that let's go looks boring, it's that it looks soulless. Remember my Kanto topic? Things can change in regions. Things can grow with their hardware. There are thousands of opportunities to explore by remaking Kanto, but to just recreate it on a 1-1 grid, completely flat, with the same four buildings in every town? It's just a good way to say "Eh we don't really care" Pewter town is on the top of a mountain, and pallet town is at sea level, is it really THAT hard to give a sense of elevation between the two? I'm all for game freak trying to make bold changes, but if you watched the actual interview in the treehouse the focus of the game was "to make it easier for people, help long time fans ease back into the series" bitch I was 10 when these games came out, and I figured it out then without someone stopping me every 10 minutes to explain the mechanics, you think I can't figure it out as a 30 year old?

So yeah, this is absolutely what we're going to see in future games. Maybe not mechanics wise, but certainly content and overall effort wise, pokemon is done being fun.
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TopicWhats going on in your life right now? [blogfaqs]
TheGoddamnSanta
06/13/18 1:56:26 PM
#53
bumpo
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TopicPost your E3 report cards and what you are most excited for!
TheGoddamnSanta
06/12/18 3:12:58 PM
#10
Nintendo may have objectively had the worst

but it was the only conference to have me screaming at the screen in joy

so gotta vote them
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TopicE3 2018 - Nintendo's Press Conference (12:00 PM EST / 9:00 AM PST)
TheGoddamnSanta
06/12/18 2:44:07 PM
#289
tazzyboyishere posted...
I know y'all are happy about Smash and all, but Hollow Knight is available on Switch RIGHT NOW


damn I totally would have bought this this weekend but I bought stardew and romancing saga instead
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TopicDear lord Let's go Pokemon looks atrocious
TheGoddamnSanta
06/12/18 2:40:57 PM
#19
it took two battles to level up an entire team once, pretty darn fast.
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TopicDear lord Let's go Pokemon looks atrocious
TheGoddamnSanta
06/12/18 2:34:25 PM
#17
Come to think of it, the last kanto remake also restricted all but the original 150, and suffered from unprecedented handholding

By the time we return to kanto 20 years from now there will probably just be an "auto" button that runs through the game for you
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TopicDear lord Let's go Pokemon looks atrocious
TheGoddamnSanta
06/12/18 2:04:38 PM
#15
exp share made you drastically overleveled

no exp share made you drastically underleveled

Ultra sun tries to fix this by making a huge level leap on the last island.
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SantaRPG kicking "i"s into "l"s since 2008!
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TopicDear lord Let's go Pokemon looks atrocious
TheGoddamnSanta
06/12/18 2:00:33 PM
#9
gotta admit riding an onix is awesome.
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TopicWhats going on in your life right now? [blogfaqs]
TheGoddamnSanta
06/12/18 1:58:45 PM
#49
what makes me think she's a legitimate person? I mean We've video chatted, we send each other voice messages/photos every day, phone called almost every night, and she's paying for her trip down.

So if she's a scammer she's really earning her money!

No worries, when people go through something like that, they've gone through it. Nothing you can say to me can make me feel better or worse
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SantaRPG kicking "i"s into "l"s since 2008!
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TopicDear lord Let's go Pokemon looks atrocious
TheGoddamnSanta
06/12/18 1:55:57 PM
#7
NowItsAngeTime posted...
-You dont HAVE to turn on EXP share you know...


don't be dumb, the game calculates exp as if you have the exp share on, so it's either have an exp share or be drastically underleveled, we've already seen this in the past two gens.

NowItsAngeTime posted...
-What's wrong with the cutscenes


Whats wrong with being forced to talk to NPCs? maybe nothing the first playthrough of the game if you're the patient.
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TopicDear lord Let's go Pokemon looks atrocious
TheGoddamnSanta
06/12/18 1:52:32 PM
#4
ninkendo posted...
as someone who doesn't care about battling pokemon and just wants to catch them this seems fine, especially as a side game


nah, this is the direction the series has been heading. Don't mistake it as a side game, it'll sell well and we won't see a good pokemon game for another 20 years minimum
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SantaRPG kicking "i"s into "l"s since 2008!
lisel is the prettiest girl on board 8 LOL MEWTWO
TopicDear lord Let's go Pokemon looks atrocious
TheGoddamnSanta
06/12/18 1:50:25 PM
#3
lol you're stopped before entering the gym and forced to talk to a guy about what types brock is weak against.

they've really rounded down the edges here
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SantaRPG kicking "i"s into "l"s since 2008!
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TopicDear lord Let's go Pokemon looks atrocious
TheGoddamnSanta
06/12/18 1:47:48 PM
#1
-Having to confirm when you run from wild battles
-Pokemon have CP
-Gary is replace by "Trace" who loads you up with potions
-Catching wild pokemon give you an insane amount of exp
-Exp share is back, and more broken than ever
-More of those meaningless cutscenes that sun suffered from
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Topicwho else should be an Echo Fighter
TheGoddamnSanta
06/12/18 1:39:46 PM
#6
oh dedenne would be a great echo fighter
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Topicwho else should be an Echo Fighter
TheGoddamnSanta
06/12/18 1:23:28 PM
#3
Paula really should have been Ness' since most of his moves come from her anyway

Mrs. Pacman

Igglybuff

Dixie Kong

Big Boss
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TopicSnake returns to Smash
TheGoddamnSanta
06/12/18 1:13:26 PM
#37
Hey pun

we're at 6 pages now

and it's for the good reason : )
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TopicE3 2018 - Nintendo's Press Conference (12:00 PM EST / 9:00 AM PST)
TheGoddamnSanta
06/12/18 1:11:46 PM
#243
looks like the screen starts to zoom in for sudden death now
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TopicE3 2018 - Nintendo's Press Conference (12:00 PM EST / 9:00 AM PST)
TheGoddamnSanta
06/12/18 1:07:26 PM
#240
I love playing pichu
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TopicSnake returns to Smash
TheGoddamnSanta
06/12/18 12:51:02 PM
#27
https://www.gameinformer.com/e3-2018/2018/06/12/david-hayter-is-voicing-snake-for-his-return-in-super-smash-bros-ultimate

YESSSS

eat shit keifer
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Topic*Spoilers* looks lame
TheGoddamnSanta
06/12/18 12:47:10 PM
#2
wtf I haven't seen you post in like 15 years
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TopicWhats going on in your life right now? [blogfaqs]
TheGoddamnSanta
06/12/18 12:46:34 PM
#47
FlyingForever posted...
Also what happened to the kid wasn't your wife pregnant when she decided against kids ? Single dad or?


abortion

FlyingForever posted...
That's not really a good idea but hey I don't wanna spoil your optimism. Good luck.


If I had a dime every time someone told me these exact words!
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TopicE3 2018 - Nintendo's Press Conference (12:00 PM EST / 9:00 AM PST)
TheGoddamnSanta
06/12/18 12:45:14 PM
#178
Underleveled posted...
I do hope we get at least a few more new characters.... I'd be pissed if we only got three newcomers and one of them was fucking Daisy.


get out.

Daisy is the ONLY character the smash roster needed.
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TopicE3 2018 - Nintendo's Press Conference (12:00 PM EST / 9:00 AM PST)
TheGoddamnSanta
06/12/18 12:44:22 PM
#172
HOW THE F does nintendo do it

how do they make me feel like a little kid EVERY SINGLE TIME
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TopicE3 2018 - Nintendo's Press Conference (12:00 PM EST / 9:00 AM PST)
TheGoddamnSanta
06/12/18 12:42:17 PM
#158
NO THEY DIDNT

he's too big!!!!
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TopicE3 2018 - Nintendo's Press Conference (12:00 PM EST / 9:00 AM PST)
TheGoddamnSanta
06/12/18 12:34:03 PM
#134
YESSSSSSSS

DAISY

GOTY every year
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TopicE3 2018 - Nintendo's Press Conference (12:00 PM EST / 9:00 AM PST)
TheGoddamnSanta
06/12/18 12:26:47 PM
#110
but is snake david hayter or keifer

this determines whether this is a 10/10 game or 0/10 game
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TopicE3 2018 - Nintendo's Press Conference (12:00 PM EST / 9:00 AM PST)
TheGoddamnSanta
06/12/18 12:25:04 PM
#106
FEMALE PIKACHU!

best game ever
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TopicE3 2018 - Nintendo's Press Conference (12:00 PM EST / 9:00 AM PST)
TheGoddamnSanta
06/12/18 12:24:36 PM
#105
They literally don't need to add anyone else

I'm satisfied.
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TopicE3 2018 - Nintendo's Press Conference (12:00 PM EST / 9:00 AM PST)
TheGoddamnSanta
06/12/18 12:21:24 PM
#94
SNAKES BACKKKKKKK

in pog form
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TopicE3 2018 - Nintendo's Press Conference (12:00 PM EST / 9:00 AM PST)
TheGoddamnSanta
06/12/18 12:17:06 PM
#76
looks like reggie was just playing stardew valley

good taste

can you tell the other games? I see shovel knight too
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TopicWhats going on in your life right now? [blogfaqs]
TheGoddamnSanta
06/11/18 3:51:11 PM
#1
I notice a lot of us got married and have kids, but I only really have a side view of who is in what situation. Let's keep each other updated!

Personally, after buying a house last year with my wife, she decided she didn't want to have kids ever while she was pregnant. This lead to us getting a divorce, me moving out, and buying a new, much much smaller house. Me and her are still on good terms and pretty good friends, but even the smoothest divorce is pretty darn rough.

Divorce is really an incredible thing, I spent my entire lift dreading it because of my parents splitting when I was little, but now that I'm starting to come out of the other end, there's a lot of positives. The process itself is devastating, being a divorced man is akin to being a man in a mental institute and trying to convince yourself you aren't insane. The thoughts that go through your head are almost cartoonishly villainous, and they are completely relentless. For a few months it it was like having an audio recorder strapped to my head that said things like "You don't really deserve love" "do you REALLY have a reason to stay alive" "Everything you love learns to hate you" To anyone who gets to the area, the key to overcoming is to just change the wording of these phrases to positive critiques "You need to become someone who deserves love" "You need to better yourself for the sake of everyone who has ever helped keep you alive" "You don't get to stop loving just because other people hate you" These phrases, instead of being cruel and heavy, have pushed me to improvement.

Which brings me to the positive side, I've become such a productive person because of the dark cloud of gloom constantly strangling me. If every time you leave dishes unwashed you're reminded of your failure as a partner and husband, you start to wash those dishes!! I've spent the year learning woodworking and Mandarin, and I've become fairly proficient fairly fast just because I'm using almost all my free time to meet these goals.

I decided to do try international dating, a common tactic for divorced men. I felt a little embarrassed about it at first, but I like it a lot! Technology makes it so your relationship is 90% the same whether your partner lives with you or is across the sea, plus culture and language exchange is such a great foundation to start building a relationship on. She's coming to visit next week, so I guess we'll see if she's planning on murdering me and stealing all my stuff (if she does the jokes on her, I have no stuff!)

Anyway you guys don't have to go as in depth as me, I just started typing and this turned legit real. I guess I haven't been able to collect my thoughts about the past few months until now
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TopicDid you know that I inspired the next generation of XBox consoles?
TheGoddamnSanta
06/11/18 2:53:44 PM
#2
Let's hope you serve as a better muse than durango did
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SantaRPG kicking "i"s into "l"s since 2008!
lisel is the prettiest girl on board 8 LOL MEWTWO
TopicPlaying through Pokemon Quest
TheGoddamnSanta
06/11/18 2:47:46 PM
#9
If this game had pokemon rumble fight mechanics/plus multiplayer it would actually be pretty cool

as it is I just put it on auto and play it in the background when I cook breakfast
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TopicE3 2018 - Bethesda's Press Conference (9:30 PM EST / 6:30 PM PST)
TheGoddamnSanta
06/10/18 10:02:16 PM
#28
Its amazing that this crowd of people that was so bored by WK is so excited for every sentence these guys say
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TopicPlaying through Pokemon Quest
TheGoddamnSanta
06/10/18 9:08:52 PM
#5
I'm playing the game in Chinese to help my learning

So I have no idea what the cooking system is supposed to be, I just autofill the pot every time.
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