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TopicWhy is it that 60% of the "Tales Of" games are hit or miss?
Illuminoius
02/19/18 4:35:02 PM
#7
"why are 60% of them either good or bad" is a pretty weird statement
the entire series is hit-or-miss, usually miss but a bit salvageable by multiplayer
TopicWhy do the fireballs in Mario Land for Gameboy go straight up?
Illuminoius
02/19/18 4:30:15 PM
#10
bouncing balls into tunnels to grab coins felt good
it's the only vertically-oriented attack besides the hammer
TopicWhy do the fireballs in Mario Land for Gameboy go straight up?
Illuminoius
02/19/18 4:02:08 PM
#4
they're not fireballs, just like how the turtle enemies are different than classic koopas
TopicWhat if someone argued with you "Kat" is a better way to spell cat?
Illuminoius
02/19/18 2:27:39 AM
#10
how many english words have a soft c before e or i?
TopicPlease keep an eye on your guns, so far so good.
Illuminoius
02/17/18 3:48:07 PM
#3
hey, that's
that blue hedgehog again, of all places
TopicMods: why is bumping dead topics not disruptive posting?
Illuminoius
02/17/18 3:42:50 PM
#30
bumping and multiposting are two of those rules that forums always have because every other site has them and not because they're actually important or significant rules
doing it en masse is obviously a problem but it's otherwise made way too big a deal out of
TopicHow do people spend less than $300 a month on food?
Illuminoius
02/17/18 3:37:33 PM
#3
i live in a family of five and only spend around $300 on groceries every month
it isn't hard if you actually try
TopicRNG giveaway topic with Steam USD $100 up for grabs!
Illuminoius
02/14/18 4:53:03 AM
#226
grabs
TopicDo you purposely play in Japan language?
Illuminoius
02/13/18 6:32:35 PM
#23
no, playing in a language i'm not fluent in is dumb and i'm not one of those weebs who automatically thinks japanese va is better
TopicWhat does Black Lives Matter mean?
Illuminoius
02/13/18 3:42:09 PM
#39
obviously it's supposed to mean "hey dudes stop killing us, the lives of black people matter too" but of course the internet has to turn it into some supremacy thing
Topichow is someone 'transphobic' if they think its gross or weird?
Illuminoius
02/11/18 2:48:40 PM
#26
it's incredibly stupid to try using dictionary definitions and ignore the meanings that actual people give to the words they use
TopicBlizzard is buffing the hell out of Sombra
Illuminoius
02/09/18 3:59:11 PM
#45
CookieMarvin posted...
support sombra is dead

not getting ult charge doesn't make her health hacked health packs less useful healing
TopicFinal Fantasy VII Remake: this is NOT what we asked for
Illuminoius
02/09/18 5:22:34 AM
#77
i'd be fine with an rpg being turn-based if it at least had depth or actually punishing encounters
the average rpg is piss-fucking-easy and the combat is a constant drag
there's other rpgs that require your constant attention due to the "strategy" required but are so tedious and lacking in variety that they're arguably even worse than a mindless rpg because it's constantly draining on you
TopicShould I play Doki Doki Literature Club or watch The Pursuit of Happiness?
Illuminoius
02/07/18 4:18:11 PM
#9
how much of doki doki literature club do you know about? if you've been spoiled on it at all it's probably not worth it
TopicDo you think Waluigi is a good addition to the Mario series?
Illuminoius
02/04/18 1:46:47 PM
#3
"lanky, evil waluigi" might come off as lazy but waluigi's bizarre personality makes him more than entertaining enough to justify is existence, at least as a minor character
TopicCE's BEST SOUTH PARK EPISODE EVER! Vote 3 in Round 3!
Illuminoius
02/04/18 1:43:20 PM
#21
the ninja episode still holds up because, other than a single gag at the end of the episode, it stands as its own as a humorous situation with children in way over their head instead of just another fucking cultural "reference" or social "commentary"
TopicBlack girl: "White guys only."
Illuminoius
02/03/18 3:43:25 PM
#24
1X53ICm
is this really the latest shitty fad
TopicLight's biggest mistake (Death Note spoilers)
Illuminoius
02/02/18 11:34:30 PM
#12
luigi's biggest mistake
TopicProper noun ends in S. You're trying to use the possessive.
Illuminoius
02/02/18 5:43:13 PM
#6
james's for the posessive, jameses for the plural, and jameses' for the possessive plural
TopicWhat does Mario say when he dies in Sunshine?
Illuminoius
02/02/18 5:37:24 PM
#4
arrivederci
TopicHave you consumed any Double Stuf Oreos in 2018?
Illuminoius
02/02/18 5:29:40 PM
#17
mini oreos are secretly the best
TopicName some examples of "Too Awesome to Use" items from video games
Illuminoius
02/02/18 4:55:19 PM
#35
i don't ever do this unless it's a gimmicky item that i know as a matter of fact will be necessary for a certain boss
TopicThis 39 y/o Florida Teacher was FIRED for SHAKING HER BOOTY!! Is She Hot??
Illuminoius
02/01/18 12:58:15 AM
#4
is there a thread of yours about a female that doesn't include some form of "is she hot????"
TopicWorst South Park character?
Illuminoius
01/31/18 10:54:14 PM
#38
those characters didn't ruin the show, they're just symptoms of the increasingly desperate-yet-lazy writing and reaching for jokes
TopicWorst South Park character?
Illuminoius
01/31/18 10:42:16 PM
#34
randy tends to be used as a vehicle for the lamest plots and lamest jokes
there's barely any range or creativity
TopicThese are the 5 best combat systems in a JRPG
Illuminoius
01/31/18 4:53:17 PM
#112
i don't know how people can hate grandia 3 but then love the shit out of 2
at least 3 ends up actually having enemies powerful enough to justify the battle system's existence
TopicGamefaqs has become a police state
Illuminoius
01/31/18 6:53:15 AM
#105
YellowSUV posted...
lol is this real?

are you actually surprised that insinuating that someone is an idiot is moddable
TopicThere's nothing racist about the word "thug."
Illuminoius
01/31/18 1:58:23 AM
#65
Aki_Narukami posted...
Thug isn't a racist word.

However, some racist people just use it to fill in for the N word.

Context is key.
TopicThose Funko Pop collectible figures...
Illuminoius
01/31/18 1:56:56 AM
#33
they're really fucking shitty and ugly and anti-cute
but they're also babby's first collectible
TopicMore game reviewers need to go back to a 5-star rating system.
Illuminoius
01/30/18 10:59:04 PM
#10
but people already don't rate 1 and 2 even for games that deserve it
TopicThese are the 5 best combat systems in a JRPG
Illuminoius
01/30/18 8:05:24 PM
#52
The_Freecs posted...
Tales fanboys

the tales series is pretty bad and only good in casual multiplayer
people are still hyping up berseria when it's a 5/10 game at best

star ocean just isn't some magnificent series, even in comparison
TopicThese are the 5 best combat systems in a JRPG
Illuminoius
01/30/18 6:38:53 PM
#31
ArchangelBaruch posted...
Skies of Arcadia combat was pretty intense even if simple.

MMBN is toppest of top tier. Probably the combat in 5.

yeah i loved spamming delta shield and justice shield every turn while fina just used items because magic is fucking useless compared to items
i sure loved how the dreamcast took time to load every action
TopicThese are the 5 best combat systems in a JRPG
Illuminoius
01/30/18 6:01:22 PM
#16
The_Freecs posted...
5 - Star Ocean 4

what part of spamming two skills until something dies made this a top 5 battle system
TopicC/D: You knew this Simpsons character existed.
Illuminoius
01/27/18 9:42:17 PM
#5
he always made me smile but i somehow never noticed that he was a recurring thing
TopicFavorite Mario Party minigame?
Illuminoius
01/25/18 8:16:19 PM
#2
vine with me is simple, breezy, and has risky tricks for fun and competitive racing
bumper balls is insanely easy to force a tie in and any good human player is too smart to ever lose
TopicSatan worship is not real and is just an attempt to antagonize Christians...yes?
Illuminoius
01/25/18 7:01:56 PM
#77
it's mostly a really bad meme but there's obviously gonna be a couple people who legitimately believe in it
TopicOkay, what is this Sonic sorcery
Illuminoius
01/25/18 6:25:52 PM
#2
what is supposed to be so magical about it
sonic's jump is influenced by slope and the player was moving fast up a slope
TopicI loved Super Mario RPG but couldn't get into Mario and Luigi games
Illuminoius
01/25/18 1:33:47 AM
#45
bowser's inside story is one of the most annoying, tedious games i've ever played
TopicOh man, this new flaming rule is kind of dumb.
Illuminoius
01/25/18 12:48:25 AM
#41
try not flaming people
it's pretty easy
TopicI loved Super Mario RPG but couldn't get into Mario and Luigi games
Illuminoius
01/25/18 12:41:39 AM
#33
The_Freecs posted...
Get the 3ds remake though, it's better then the gba one.

i actually preferred the art style change and liked some mechanical changes, but the music somehow sounds worse than the original's and the game's pace is slightly slower
TopicF Zero? Burnout? Mario Kart? Fuck em. KIRBY AIR RIDE BOYS!
Illuminoius
01/24/18 3:33:21 PM
#6
literally the only good part of the game was city trial, and that's for the casual environment it can present for social gaming situations and not anything due to its (sloppy) design
they could have skipped top ride and all the stadiums altogether in exchange for a deeper city trial experience with more courses in single race (with more than one fucking lap, too) and more than eight courses
TopicAnswer to Life, Universe, and Everything is actually 42
Illuminoius
01/24/18 2:57:38 PM
#2
i like how they phrase the question just to force 42 as the answer
Topic@ The mods, somebody told me to kill myself, yet you guys did nothing.
Illuminoius
01/24/18 2:29:50 PM
#6
your
TopicMillennials brought about the downfall of one of America's most iconic beers
Illuminoius
01/23/18 2:21:15 PM
#104
bugweiser
TopicMillennials brought about the downfall of one of America's most iconic beers
Illuminoius
01/23/18 1:57:28 PM
#100
sudweiser
TopicWhy does Hollywood always cast the most stereotypical and ugly asians...
Illuminoius
01/23/18 4:02:16 AM
#2
actress'
TopicPS2 games that were gimped compared to their Xbox counterparts.
Illuminoius
01/23/18 3:18:25 AM
#14
super monkey ball deluxe had awful performance, load time, and visual downgrades that made it undeniably inferior to its xbox counterpart
TopicSchizophrenia is cured, but no more alcohol is sold at sports games or concerts
Illuminoius
01/23/18 1:46:46 AM
#9
cure an awful disease forever and there's less drunk losers out in public
sure
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