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Nick
eddv/KCF
Nee
Tom
Kora
ZSig
DP
Emerald/Luster
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Hurt GTM
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Oh my God, Taylor Hall is so fucking good. Overtime winner to extend his scoring streak to 18 consecutive* games. Nico Hischier is on fire as well, with goals in four consecutive games, four goals and four assists in his last five games.

* - NHL is dumb and doesn't recognize the streak in its totality because he missed a couple games due to injury in the middle.
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Tom
ZSig
Kora/Solio
eaed
Wigs
Emerald
Stevie/gravy/Scare

Hurt Dante
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Sorry, you two, nothing personal.

Also, fuck the Spurs. Juventus will beat them in London.
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Miles Wood suspended two games.
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Nelson_Mandela posted...

Drama: The Sopranos, Twin Peaks, Breaking Bad
Comedy: The Simpsons (S2-S8), Arrested Development, South Park

I think I prefer darker stuff

My top three shows ever (unsorted) are South Park, Breaking Bad, and House, and I love The Good Place.
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Strife
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DP
Wigs (in eaed mask)
Boko/GTM
War

Tom
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Luster
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XIII! One of my 4/22 brothers. The man who is undoubtedly the face of the UCA. A man whose contributions are incalculable, and his title reigns....a large number. A man always striving for more, who's insecure of his legacy as the UCA comes to an end.

I am content with my legacy. I am content knowing that I am the greatest in the UCA. These doors can close today, in three weeks, or in three years. One of Tom or Wigs will walk out of Epopmania X with a championship belt. But I will be the greatest of all time. I will be the UNDISPUTED HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION.

That said, this final Epopmania needs to be something special. A lasting legacy of its own. The fans deserve the best of the best. It might not be the main event, but it would be the match everyone would remember. I can't think of anyone who I'd rather face at Epopmania X.

*signs contract*

Let's give them the best fucking show they've ever seen.
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Luster
Solio/Strife/Apollo/Tom
Wigs
XIII
Emerald
david
Shad
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Thanks to Strife for doing this topic. It's been really nice to read through everyone's comments. A lot of people who played a part in making this so enjoyable. And plenty from before my time, to make me appreciate even more the people who have been doing this longer than I have.

I guess my biggest regret would be that I wasn't creative enough. But then I started having such success, and like XIII, there seemed to always be something else for me to chase, and I felt like I needed to just keep doing what I was doing.

Speaking of XIII, I always loved the whole "I tricked you into believing I was RL5" thing. I thought it was just a brilliant heel storyline. Part of that creativity that I wanted to explore myself was a good heel character, but I just couldn't figure out anything that could work. Maybe I just couldn't possibly imagine reaching the bar that XIII set. It's such a difficult line in a popularity contest: How could I be so deplorable but still have success? And maybe I was underestimating voters, but I figured it had to take something great that voters would appreciate it and vote for it rather than going, "Oh, you're being an asshole, I'm gonna vote for the other guy." I guess I never had that confidence in myself to pull it off, and I have great respect to those who did. I did get a chance with a heel turn with Steiner and Kora, but then Kora had some personal things going on and the whole thing flopped almost immediately.
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Of course, in talking about best times in the UCA, it comes back to Royal Rumbles. I talk about my accomplishments in them from time to time in promos to toot my own horn, but I really wouldn't be here without them. I had a very unmemorable first stint in the UCA. I remember teaming up with ZeroSignal (The Raven 2), but we failed to win the tag titles. I think I won the Middleweight title once, but I don't even remember that. I grew disinterested and became inactive, eventually purging from the roster.

Then in 2014, the Rumble was coming around, and I was excited for the opportunity to participate. I don't even remember if it was me who went to XIII or XIII who came to me, but I think it was probably me who went to him. I would be a surprise guest entrant in the Rumble. That's really all it was meant to be. I would pop in for the Rumble, have some fun, probably perform poorly because I'd been inactive, and then be done with it. I didn't see myself returning to full, active duty.

But I had a lot of fun. And I did way better than I expected. I was the Iron Man. I felt compelled to fully return to the UCA after that. The Rumble had awakened me from the grave, and the rest, as they say, is history. The following year at the Rumble, I won the Undisputed Heavyweight Title for the first time. The only downside to that was missing out on the Rumble itself, although it was an interesting different kind of experience. But above all, I wanted the chance to win the Rumble.

So, last year, as we approached the Rumble, and I was the reigning Undisputed champ, I made an unprecedented decision to enter the Rumble with the title. It was certainly a risk, but it was one I was willing to take. The Rumble is just too much fun to miss out on for the second time in three years, and I figured it would be fun for the rest of the UCA as well. But mainly, I had one goal in mind. And I accomplished it. The crown jewel of my UCA career:

I won the Royal Rumble while successfully defending my Undisputed Heavyweight Title. It was such an awesome moment. I say it all the time, but the Rumble is absolutely my favorite part of the UCA, so to win it, and in such fashion, was easily the highlight of my career.
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I kinda talked about this before, but Solio was such a hugely important chapter in my career. My lack of success against him in championship matches was my defining characteristic. I just kept trying to get over the hump against him, and I couldn't do it.

Eventually I even ended up emulating him. Solio had vacated the IM title for an Undisputed Heavyweight Title match, which he won. Shortly afterwards, with him out of the picture, I was able to capture the IM title and go on a long reign. When I received a shot at the Undisputed Heavyweight Title, I figured vacating the IM title like he did would give me my best shot at winning.

And I won. And that set me on a run of success that I never imagined. I do owe a lot of that success to the drive and determination I found in that rivalry against Solio. Even if I couldn't beat him, that chase catapulted me to the top. So, it is an honor to face him again here at UCA10, and by the look of things, I'll have to take it as an honor to get my ass handed to me by him yet again.

It's all good, bro. It's been fun.
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DPBrobliVion
XIII
Eddv
Tom/Wigs
Apollo
Football
GTM
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Vote for Boko
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Kora
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Kora.
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Kora
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ExTha
FFD/Wigs
Tom
Nick
Kora
#downwithStevie
ZSig
Strife
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Wow. Tide was pretty clever but Eli/Beckham was by far the greatest. But I guess I'm biased.
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ZeroSignaI
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ZeroSignal
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ZeroSignaI
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ZeroSignal
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With apologies to whoever will be tallying.

ZeroSignal
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I am looking forward to UCA_Hype_Guy's hype video of his match against Luster.
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davidponte posted...

Can you all give up so I can also give up

That wouldn't be much of a Hardcore Match then!

ZeroSignal
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ZeroSignaI
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There we fucking go. Both of them through taybles by my hand. Equal Opportunity Taybling.
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Zazi
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ZeroSignal
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Zazi
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ZeroSignaI
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Oh wait, I already got him a tayble. Oops, good thing it missed.
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eaed
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ZeroSignal
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Equal Opportunity Taybling

Zazi
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eaed
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ZeroSignal
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davidponte
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