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It looks like he's going to have to go back to his "sell directly to people through my website" for his next special since he's lost HBO and Netflix. That Netflix contract sure didn't last long.

Is he old?

Deadpool_18 posted...

This wont even dent his career.

Some pretty big dents so far.

It's so fucking stupid to try to evade police by car in California. They have helicopters in the air ALL THE TIME. And then they go on foot? Yeah you can totally outrun a fucking spotlight coming from the sky.

I'd like to see the actual interview.

This must be very difficult for you, Admiral. You don't think what Louis CK did was anything that serious but you also don't like Jon Stewart.

Which side to choose?

synth_real posted...

Why is that something that matters to you when reading a random news story about a complete stranger?

You mean you don't remember the 5 "W"s of journalism?

Who has a ding dong?
What happened to their ding dong?
Where is their ding dong?
When did they remove their ding dong?
Why isn't this story talking more about the ding dong?

I don't understand the comparison.

Look man, everybody was on cocaine back then.

Did your father always want to be an emoji unicorn?

I think that's the worst "fight" I've ever experienced in a game.

I don't really know how'd you teach it unless you're tackling it from an anthropological angle and going through the various creation myths from different cultures.

Most of them. But it's the ones you don't know. Because they go to a different CE. In Canada.

If I have to boycott the NFL and bourbon the only thing I'm gonna be able to do on a Sunday is eat shitty Papa John's pizza.

The ripple should definitely not be that big. Louis giving up being an executive producer is the most that should happen.

What about dyslexic Satan worshipers? Can they celebrate since Santa is their God?

I bet this is causing Bignuts hair plugs to fall out.

You were hurt by sweet lady propane?

Well people are waiting longer to get married, own a home, have children, etc. so 30-somethings are pretty much just fatter, balder 20-somethings.

I just got out of prison for robbing a guy at a Vegas hotel...let me go get drunk at a Vegas hotel.

If the car's a squeakin' don't come a peekin'

You should definitely leave that dump of an apartment but be prepared for a really stressed out girlfriend as I assume that move is going to be taking place right alongside exams.

Jango Fett killed a member of the Jedi High Council.

I think this is just gonna turn out to be The Most Dangerous Game.

And I see your schwartz is as big as mine.

An entire season dedicated to Tom Bombadil.

hortanz posted...

yeah people only think its dumb on this one day and are totally fine with it for the rest of the year
its not that the relevancy of discussing it is at a high when its actually happening or anything

People like when there is more sunlight out (Daylight Saving Time) but every time we have to turn our clocks people just get angry at DST. Twice a year it's DST's fault.

Is this like that dude who holds like 5 arrows at a time and jumps off walls and shit?

Pretty much all of the important ones 3rd Gen onward.

If you hate DST maybe you should get angry when it starts rather than when it ends.

Like 1000x hotter than the real Tonya Harding.

This is certainly no Charlize Theron Monster job.

If your phone doesn't auto-adjust it's time to get a new phone and probably even a new provider. That shit has been standard for years.

Kudos to Gamefaqs. Fixed it in just a few minutes.

Also doesn't help his image when his defense to that first allegation was "That was a long time ago so I don't even remember it and I was drunk and oh yeah I'm gay."

Scotty doesn't know.

"We know you're not reading the loading screens, anyway."

The guy always seemed liked a creep to me. Apart from always picking roles were he was a weirdo, his interviews never made me think he was a fun person to be around.

I'd say I'm a night person but I still think it sucks when it gets dark at like 5 o'clock.

I'd try most animals other than endangered or threatened ones.

Like it always does

I wish Netflix didn't shelve that Gore Vidal movie. That probably would have been really interesting.

I wasn't paying close attention. Did a guy just get concussed by another dude's nutsack?

Is this your first time watching a Big 12 game? Nobody in that conference knows how to play defense.

Scoop out any good organs and then burn the rest of me.

shockthemonkey posted...

...what?

THE Ohio State

Oh I thought it was GoFap November

Tiger was destroyed because his demanding workouts finally caught up with him and then he got addicted to painkillers.

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