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Oh shit I fucked up my reading. I thought that said 24.8%

What beer could possibly have that ABV?

I'd probably say that I'm an investor. Because that's where all the money would be going anyway.

I play like 20 minutes of every Pokemon game and then never touch it again.

what would you say when you meet somebody new and they ask you what you do?

I wouldn't want to straight up tell them I just lucked into a shit-ton of money. But you have to have some answer ready, right?

Nobody leaves for good. Which I'm thankful for because I missed you, Sarm. Which I'm sure means a lot from some random somebody.

I'm a Braves fan. Fuck the Yankees.

Like we all haven't been in a room with a picture of the Rock and a gloryhole.

Well glad someone else did that because that was fucking dumb.

Even if the team is awful, the food at a Texas tailgate should more than make up for it.

No I've missed the boat on that one. I imagine I'm gonna end up marrying a girl much younger than me.

I really hope they do an Obi-Wan movie with Ewan McGregor.

Isn't that game on MLB Network? Why do you have MLB Network if you don't like baseball?

The first season of Last Comic Standing is the only reality/competition show I ever watched with any regularity. Sad to see him go.

BTW did Dat Phan (the winner of that first season) ever go on to do ANYTHING?

Tezlok posted...

It's pretty good but kids won't get it

Naw, kids will get it. All the kids love Dolph Lundgren.

So...why did they do this?

The guy's been in the league for six years and still fucks up press conferences. If you're an athlete, you don't even have to hear the question because the answer's just going to be one of about five sports' cliches...and yet Cam Newton still fucks it up.

You can it's just way more expensive.

Sorry but my perfect woman only drives a Lamburgundy.

I've had something stuck in my teeth for 3 hours.

I always wondered what the whole tattoo on his arm looked like.

EnragedSlith posted...

Most women don't follow sports to that level.

I think most of the women attending a press conference probably do, though.

Is she the one who asked the question? I've heard her give a lot of reports on the Panthers. Surely this was not the first time Newton has spoken to her. I guess he's just really fucking dumb.

Because you have to be high to still use this site.

Zikten posted...

I could see sasquatches being used for slave labor. it would make an interesting movie. thought about that before

You'd be about 45 years too late with that. They did it with Conquest of the Planet of the Apes.

There is no way a species of unknown primates exists in the Northwestern United States and there is no way an undiscovered species of a prehistoric water-dweller exists in a fucking lake.

So when they weren't crucifying or feeding you to lions they were cool with you.

The only thing that shitty drink had going for it was the combination of caffeine and alcohol. Drinking it in 2017...makes me think you're like 16 years old.

Falling right into TCs hands

That's a pretty stupid law. You can't park in a handicap spot unless you have a placard displayed. A comfort animal (or its owner) should be required to have something that makes it clear that that's what they are.

Does a companion dog not have to go through a similar training regimen as a guide dog? If your dog is jumping up and eating things at a grocery store, it isn't unreasonable for the owners to tell you to remove the dog.

hmmm

Yeah in Shadows of the Empire you really are just trying to blast them as much as you can until you die and then just do it again. I guess they figured they'd just make it so the boss health doesn't reset and that makes up for how terrible the fights are.

I've never played the game on Jedi (beyond the first level). I bet it's a nightmare.

So right now it's LeBron James, Steph Curry, and Dennis Rodman (representing NK)

Trump's got some work to do getting his team together.

She's talented but not really that great to look at. She's female Buscemi.

Didn't help that SotE controlled like ass on the N64.

Because people didn't like Mexicans.

Looks like Trump is just gonna have to ban every sport.

Slutty Luigi

I wonder how long before he trades in for a younger one.

My dad and uncle are identical twins. It's kinda funny when looking through old pictures because quite a few times my dad's like "yeah I have no idea which one is me in this picture."

Batman?

You're being very insensitive to vampires right now.

Wolfman's got nards.

Curry, James, Obama = new BIG3 team

Unless it's for a job at like the DoD it isn't going to go further than "This guy hasn't done anything that's gonna bar him from getting on a plane, right?"

What I'm saying is if you don't want people thinking you're a racist...maybe don't post in so many topics about Nazis or defend Milo Yiannopoulos.