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David Hasselhoff

Is it really this hard to go through life without recording every cop you see or interact with?

That's Rocco Siffredi

You got a better idea for a galactic army?

Hennessy you in lock-up.

The guy who wrote that article will forever walk around with this face:

That's the best they could do for their big team-up movie? I don't even know who that is.

As I'm looking at some of those names in the MILF category I'm like "Wow, she is STILL in porn?"

And on that note of people being in porn forever, give every award to Manuel Ferrara.

Who even is the villain in the movie? In all the previews I've seen it's just the League hamming it up.

Dan Carlin is a guy that Joe Rogan would DEFINITELY blow if Dan Carlin asked him to do it.

But the E. coli is free.

Isn't the dude who plays the Mountain named Hafthor?

Gonna give up the internet? Riiiiiiiiiiight

I'm Ted Cruz and I approve this porno.

Jealous that she's found some way to make money?

Yeah the thing with these stories that go back decades is that there are multiple people telling their story that goes back decades.

If it's just this one guy, and Takei says he has no idea what that one guy is talking about, the story can't go anywhere.

Well just get BotW on your Wii U then. It's the exact same game.

When I found out about Amber Rayne I think I waited like two weeks.

Okay you were talking about getting a Wii U, right? Don't miss the boat on that. People like to shit on that console but there are some really good games for that system that nobody is going to be able to play in a few years.

So do that and get BotW. But get a Switch eventually because Odyssey is amazing.

Odyssey bundle and BotW. You'll be set for a while with that. Both games are incredible.

You really are a mess, dude. I dunno, all of your topics kind of piss me off and I don't even know you. Like get your shit together.

You make this topic like every couple of months, bro. This is like high school level shit.

Why are you still following this person on social media? You're supposed to cut a weirdo ex ENTIRELY out of your life.

I don't know why. For Veteran's Day? Combat vets probably don't respond well to explosions.

thompsontalker7 posted...

If he did then this might just be the latest in the celebrity sex allegation trend.

Well he apologized through e-mail so there is a record. I don't really understand the bulk of your post, though. He definitely did this stuff. The apology he issued the other day was more of an apology to his fans than it was to the women he whipped his dick out in front of.

He did apologize to some of these women long before this.

I don't "support" any religion.

Really if he had issued that apology and owned up to all this years ago when these stories were first bubbling to the surface, I don't think he would have lost...well everything.

She did anal like all the time.

Busy-body neighbors who love even a modicum of power.

Naw man this is a 1985 Jimmy Johnson Catholics vs. Convicts game happening in Miami right now.

1. Alabama
2. Miami
3. Clemson
4. Oklahoma

I'd order that at a restaurant, take it home, and claim that I made it to impress a date.

I think you can get away with it if you say "you're acting like a dumbass" or "that's a dumbass thing to say"

PI on a Hail Mary. Come on, man.

Isn't this guy rounding people up and killing them RIGHT NOW?

Not a good first date but I think it's a pretty solid one after that. It's mostly the two of you talking without distraction and then you get to eat really good food that you didn't have to make.

Well that's not appropriate.

Mississippi State thinks they're playing soccer.

Yeah I thought she was quite a bit older than 35.

Is it okay to be a cuck if the bull is God?

DezCaughtIt posted...

Tfw ur an Auburn alumni/grad student but also a Bammer since birth

The admissions office shouldn't have allowed this.

But if I eat almonds, California wins.

Auburn gonna bust em up.

Ah man I was voting for Buchanan.

I'd probably hold on to it and repeatedly tell myself I'm going to do something worthwhile with it before eventually selling it years down the line.

I don't watch any porno that doesn't have a line of dialogue about Richard Nixon being the current president.

It was the 80s. We were ALL smacking asses!

That dog is wearing a goddamn tuxedo.