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It's going right back to Julio here.

This topic makes me want to get some. I'll go tomorrow!

...oh.

Did the juice get loose?

It's the Winter Olympics. No one would even know it happened.

At the end of every summer we use to have topics offering tips to incoming university freshmen.

I haven't seen one of those in a long time.

The controls suck. Which is a major problem when the game is tedious anyway.

Man, we really are getting old on this board. I knew we didn't have many people still in high school but this makes it look like we don't even have people in college anymore.

And 32 btw.

The US would definitely want the world to know they shot down a missile. It's not an easy thing to do.

Lord_Shadow posted...

Imagine getting this alert and deciding to say fuck it going out to the beach to masterbate then get arrested for all for this to be fake

Always remember what the ancient Hawaiians used to say: "When you're itching for the waves, the only lotion is the ocean."

No wait. I was in Tampa in 2012 and went down to a Rays game. Tropicana Field has got to be the worst stadium in sports good lord.

Jeez I guess it was a Hoyas basketball game I went to like 10 years ago.

Well they're definitely the best at being insufferable fans.

Okay maybe that honor goes to Philadelphia but Boston is pretty close.

No Place to Hide

Knowledge_King posted...

He sucked in Django so...please no.

Dude what?

Leonardo DiCaprio, Tom Cruise, Brad Pitt, meaty males

Am I reading a woman's fan fiction?

I'm glad they're actually saying it and not skirting around it by saying something like "vulgar language we can't repeat on the air." The fact that Donald Trump used the term "shithole" is the crux of the story so that is certainly how it should be reported.

"You wanted to have sex with them before you found out they had a penis." Well there are a lot of instances where someone will stop pursuing a person when new information becomes available.

And then he asked me to "do the monkey" with him.

If the dog isn't even in your response...why do you need a dog named insane?

The MacGyver of masturbation.

I swear to God I'll pistol whip the next guy that says shenanigans!

Driverless pizza delivery and cable-cutting. Porn writing is gonna take a big hit.

Maybe the ass was killer.

I don't think the old people checking the receipts can even see.

Wow what a finish.

Now that's how you kick a field goal.

Oranges2Oranges posted...

Someone is shanking that kicker when he gets back on campus

I think he can do the shanking himself.

lol papa nasty

I wish that they wouldn't start these games so damn late.

Hey. Hey. Hey. You asleep yet?

This guy is really good at throwing interceptions.

No Super Metroid

Is there no Mega Man X race at this? That's like the only thing I cared about at this point. And I don't see Super Metroid either. Doesn't that usually bring in a lot of donations?

Lawrence of Arabia and a lot of the famous movie musicals (Sound of Music, Singin' in the Rain, West Side Story, etc)

I guess mine is just sinister. It said War Games.

Ask it what its favorite movie is. I want to see if it's different than what mine said.

I'm waiting for my card to arrive. I've gone to the movies like 3 or 4 times in last 5 years or so but my theater recently upgraded their seating and starting serving beer so I'm gonna try to go more.

And even if I only use Movie Pass once a month it's still a better deal than buying the tickets the conventional way.

Well that would be a bill that I would be pretty pissed to have to pay but no that's not "a lot" of money.

Did people flock to FXX because of that?

I liked it but that's a Kubrick movie I probably wouldn't watch again. It's REALLY slow.

It was all that alien sex he had.

Well if you didn't fuck up your 20s it definitely should be.

Sounds like a White Christmas.

I hope he's just delusional about that woman being into him. She may be a single mom in Section 8 housing but surely her standards are a bit higher than "drunk stranger wandering around the neighborhood."

Titans get a break then immediately fuck up even worse lol

No he's definitely a whole shit.

Let's see what the last one listed in this topic will be

Montana

Are there enough chickens in this country to meet the demand for wings if the Bills somehow win it all?

Well that is cold enough to make a person stutter.