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TopicTo all those who have eaten ass
Funbazooka
02/15/18 6:31:00 PM
#2
Chocolate coffee mix
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TopicImagine not eating ass
Funbazooka
02/15/18 6:27:16 PM
#29
prince_leo posted...
fenderbender321 posted...
I know this is like an inside joke here or something, but is there a legit reason why a girl would want her ass to get eaten? I thought ass play only felt good for guys because that's where our G-spot is.

Also, is there a reason why the tongue should be used instead of a lubed up finger or like a feather or something?

my wife likes her ass eaten for two reasons, mainly
she likes the feeling of it due to the amount of nerves that are right there. she also likes the thrill of it since it seems so risqu to her

What you don't know is that she secretly fantasizes about pooping in your mouth
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TopicBen Shapiro complains about the Black Panther.
Funbazooka
02/15/18 6:15:03 PM
#206
SAmBHBB
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TopicThe fuck is a soyboy
Funbazooka
02/15/18 6:12:01 PM
#45
rut1pop
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TopicCould Huge Jackedman's Wolverine beat Boseman's Black Panther?
Funbazooka
02/15/18 6:07:32 PM
#22
Wolverine kinda wins by default since he doesn't rely on a suit.
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TopicThe fuck is a soyboy
Funbazooka
02/15/18 5:57:43 PM
#42
Struck a nerve eh
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TopicADL: White supremacist group admits ties to Florida shooter
Funbazooka
02/15/18 3:29:19 PM
#194
You're projecting your own feelings because I corrected you.
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TopicADL: White supremacist group admits ties to Florida shooter
Funbazooka
02/15/18 3:16:20 PM
#189
Giant_Aspirin posted...
Funbazooka posted...
Kineth posted...
Funbazooka posted...
Giant_Aspirin posted...
are you denying that the group is taking credit for this?

There is no group taking credit or claiming responsibility for the shooting.


Odd, because the news directly counters what you said. Of course, it's not a surprise that you'd feel this way.

Find me a quote from this organization taking credit or claiming responsibility for the shooting.


there are multiple scattered throughout this thread

why are you so defensive about this?

I don't believe you.

In fact, I've found the direct opposite of what you're claiming about this group.

"Jereb (ROF leader) told the ADL that ROF had not ordered Cruz to take any such action. He told ABC News he has not spoken to Cruz in some time but said "he knew he would getting this call." He would not comment further but emphasized that his group was not a terrorist organization."

http://abcnews.go.com/US/florida-school-shooting-suspect/story?id=53092753
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TopicADL: White supremacist group admits ties to Florida shooter
Funbazooka
02/15/18 3:06:16 PM
#180
Kineth posted...
Funbazooka posted...
Giant_Aspirin posted...
are you denying that the group is taking credit for this?

There is no group taking credit or claiming responsibility for the shooting.


Odd, because the news directly counters what you said. Of course, it's not a surprise that you'd feel this way.

Find me a quote from this organization taking credit or claiming responsibility for the shooting.
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TopicADL: White supremacist group admits ties to Florida shooter
Funbazooka
02/15/18 2:58:26 PM
#171
Giant_Aspirin posted...
are you denying that the group is taking credit for this?

There is no group taking credit or claiming responsibility for the shooting.
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TopicThe fuck is a soyboy
Funbazooka
02/15/18 2:56:25 PM
#8
YimZwrU
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TopicADL: White supremacist group admits ties to Florida shooter
Funbazooka
02/15/18 2:44:34 PM
#149
He looks a little mixed with something, imo
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TopicWatched the Season 4 finale of Bates Motel *spoilers!*
Funbazooka
02/15/18 2:36:00 PM
#3
I think the show twiddled its thumbs way too much. I understand that was kind of the point with it being a prequel type set-up but it was way too much stretching for time with lots of boring filler over the course of the series. Season 5 is the best season for sure so you're in for a treat. It kinda redeems itself with the last season.
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TopicBen Shapiro complains about the Black Panther.
Funbazooka
02/15/18 2:21:16 PM
#187
Shapiro's right.

Black Pander is sacred to the left-wing media. Any criticism of it or the hype surrounding it is obviously taboo and forbidden, far as they're concerned. Rightwingwatch only helps prove his point.
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TopicSo this is a real tweet that youtube posted.
Funbazooka
02/15/18 5:00:09 AM
#15
But that's my genuine feeling on the matter.
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TopicSo this is a real tweet that youtube posted.
Funbazooka
02/15/18 4:55:57 AM
#13
If I was a black content creator I'd feel pretty damn insulted by that. It's so condescending isn't it? It's condescending to both the users and content creators. I'd hope that people would subscribe to me because they're interested in the content of my videos and not the color of my skin. Otherwise it's just forced and pretend.

Apparently YouTube leadership believes that's a grand message to send to black content creators. They think so highly of them. Oh yes, they truly sincerely do. Susan Wojcicki raises her fist in solidarity.
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TopicVery NSFW. What is wrong with prime time television?
Funbazooka
02/15/18 1:14:09 AM
#19
0bYtwsh
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Topic*Opens a can of Planters Mixed Nuts*
Funbazooka
02/14/18 10:22:14 PM
#10
Eating mixed nuts make my butt itch like I have worms
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TopicFeast your eyes on the first ever photo of a single atom hovering in thin air
Funbazooka
02/14/18 9:20:14 PM
#11
M1yJnSI
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TopicBuzzfeed wants to strip white people of their rights over the shooting
Funbazooka
02/14/18 7:34:56 PM
#35
Sounds like something they'd put out there.
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TopicThe Youtube community is swell.
Funbazooka
02/14/18 6:29:18 PM
#27
Once again, YouTube reaps what they sow.

0hVtbfm
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Topicis it weird to be attracted to women who smell really bad?
Funbazooka
02/14/18 5:20:20 PM
#7
ilovuuu posted...
i mean from her natural body odors or lack of cleaning certain areas etc

You mean their butthole?
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TopicI love how butt hurt The Black Panther is making people
Funbazooka
02/14/18 4:39:33 PM
#30
FrisbeeDude posted...
medzz posted...
FrisbeeDude posted...
DifferentialEquation posted...
The SJWs are the butthurt ones. They're demanding that white people shower the film with praise while simultaneously waiting a week or more to actually see the movie so that they don't "steal seats from black people".


This view of reality brought to you courtesy of fox news, skoal and coors light

GIZpcfX


You reeeeeaally don't want to do the thing where we make a tweet/opinion of a single person or even small groups of people representive of an entire group, do you?

You reeeeeaaly should stop denying reality.
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Topic''Who's allowed to wear A Black Panther mask?"
Funbazooka
02/14/18 3:21:59 PM
#55
The funny thing is they think Black Panther merchandise is going to be so high in demand and fly off the shelves like he's TurboMan.
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TopicWhite Girl gets FIRED for RACIAL PROFILING Black Women at Applebees!!
Funbazooka
02/14/18 3:16:45 PM
#14
The over-the-top reaction from one of the girls is a big clue.
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Topic"Resist white supremacy" sign prompts backlash at farm
Funbazooka
02/14/18 3:02:13 PM
#155
I wonder what they believe constitutes white supremacy. Probably anything under the sun. People understand how the far left redefines just about anything. If a business wants to be publicly politically divisive... I mean what do they expect? They aren't victims here.
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Topicreminder: your dislike for rap is likely a result of your parents' racism
Funbazooka
02/14/18 1:02:34 AM
#31
Are non-fans of rap supposed to just know about all the more unique rappers or albums

Why are you telling us we should judge rap by the more rare exceptions rather than what makes up most of the genre?
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TopicIf same sex couples can be together why can't consenting incest couples?
Funbazooka
02/14/18 12:51:30 AM
#2
Most people are deplorable incestphobes.
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Topicreminder: your dislike for rap is likely a result of your parents' racism
Funbazooka
02/14/18 12:49:47 AM
#17
Rap rots the brain.
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TopicThe Youtube community is swell.
Funbazooka
02/14/18 12:17:04 AM
#22
Why does it make you triggered if it has a lot of thumbs down

It's a shitty little nothing video. There's nothing sacred about it.

It's pretty easy to hit Thumbs Up or Thumbs Down on a video. It's no skin off their back to hit thumbs down
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TopicThe Youtube community is swell.
Funbazooka
02/14/18 12:07:16 AM
#19
Sure. Possibly. I've done it before. I forget what it was about tbh.

I mean, this downvoted video automatically starts playing if you've had the misfortune of clicking a little far to the right on the YouTube icon. It's absolutely a trick by YouTube. People don't like getting tricked.
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TopicHigh school bans 'outdated and racially offensive' national anthem
Funbazooka
02/14/18 12:01:20 AM
#23
Sounds like that school needs a visit from ICE

cuz they need to chillax
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TopicThe Youtube community is swell.
Funbazooka
02/14/18 12:00:07 AM
#17
The fake forced corporate YouTube bullshit usually gets downvoted. People feel tricked because they click on the YouTube icon in the upper left corner and it takes them to shit they don't want to see.
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TopicI'll never understand dude's who just send out random dick pics >_>
Funbazooka
02/13/18 4:55:10 PM
#30
Can I touch your bewbz pls

Can I touch you there too pls

Is this okay

Are you sure though

Pls verbally tell me if you don't like something
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TopicTrump administration wants to dictate what kind of food poor people eat
Funbazooka
02/13/18 4:50:29 PM
#294
ShotOJameson posted...
This administration is trying to turn being poor (aka not being born into a rich family like most of these cowards) into a crime and its disgusting.

How?
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TopicWhat does Black Lives Matter mean?
Funbazooka
02/13/18 4:49:09 PM
#88
Heheh
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TopicHarvey Weinstein had 'wing women' to help with sexual conquests
Funbazooka
02/13/18 4:42:54 PM
#8
_OujiDoza_ posted...
The lawsuit further alleges that a third group of employees were forced to facilitate Weinsteins sexual conquests, and for those women who met Weinsteins favour, to help follow through on his promise of employment this demeaned and humiliated them, contributing to the hostile work environment.

Let's be honest here though, that ain't rape.

"Do me a favor, and I'll do you one"

Sexual conquest, sure. I just find it odd how we're demonizing negotiation and transaction where both parties got something out of a deal.
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TopicMale uber drivers make more than female drivers with gender blind algorithm
Funbazooka
02/13/18 4:29:13 PM
#95
Nuff said


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TopicWhat does Black Lives Matter mean?
Funbazooka
02/13/18 4:27:34 PM
#70
metralo posted...
Funbazooka posted...
I just say White Lives Matter


we know

I'm such an irksome scamp!
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TopicWhat does Black Lives Matter mean?
Funbazooka
02/13/18 4:26:39 PM
#69
KingCrabCake posted...
It means cops are to blame.

Its a stupid fucking name that did nothing but further divide the country and damage property

BLM types think police never ever abuse their authority against white people, even in areas of the country that are majority white. Nope, never ever happens.

They also forget about cops who are minorities themselves. It's like their brains fly out the window and they assume every cop is a white guy who goes to KKK meetings on the weekends.
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Topicat this point does it even matter if the 'pee tape' is real?
Funbazooka
02/13/18 4:22:29 PM
#35
I feel like this is now the cliche defense of the Pee-Tape conspiracy theorists.

No evidence or anything so all they can do is fall back on is, "Sigh... well even if it were real it wouldn't matter to those deplorable Trump voters!"
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TopicWhat does Black Lives Matter mean?
Funbazooka
02/13/18 4:15:23 PM
#63
I just say White Lives Matter
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TopicHarvey Weinstein had 'wing women' to help with sexual conquests
Funbazooka
02/13/18 4:07:29 PM
#2
Sexual conquests should be outlawed.
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Topicat this point does it even matter if the 'pee tape' is real?
Funbazooka
02/13/18 3:49:07 PM
#27
What if pigs could fly?
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TopicSo Obama's portrait artist likes to paint black women holding decapitated heads
Funbazooka
02/13/18 3:24:01 PM
#241
shockthemonkey posted...
No one has explained what is actually racist about this painting.

No one is saying it is, far as I've seen.
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TopicTrump administration wants to dictate what kind of food poor people eat
Funbazooka
02/13/18 3:21:31 PM
#291
Metro2 posted...
The USDA believes that state governments will be able to deliver this food at much less cost than SNAP recipients currently pay for food at retail stores thus reducing the overall cost of the SNAP program by $129 billion over the next 10 years.


Sounds like a good thing. They're still being provided with food (maybe even more nutritious food) to help them out and remember this just applies to half of their benefits. The other half they can still pick and choose.
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TopicWhy do Americans love McDonalds so much?
Funbazooka
02/13/18 3:15:18 PM
#28
You ever had those farts that smell like delicious fresh McDonalds but you didn't even eat McDonalds
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TopicSo Obama's portrait artist likes to paint black women holding decapitated heads
Funbazooka
02/13/18 2:54:31 PM
#234
"It's sort of a play on the kill whitey thing"

9vVkIzh
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TopicWhat the hills going on that the alt right has to churn out Obama portrait bait?
Funbazooka
02/13/18 2:41:23 PM
#4
There's no bait. The painter's an unabashed racist who hates white people. No ifs or buts about it.
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TopicI'll never understand dude's who just send out random dick pics >_>
Funbazooka
02/13/18 2:44:38 AM
#16
It's what they want deep down
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