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TopicTactics>6>9>7>8>5>4>10>
SideshowBob311
02/02/18 1:09:41 AM
#20
I can't be the ONLY one who hates 9, can I?

Tactics > 7 > 6 > 8 > 10 > 5 > 12 > 1 > 9
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TopicOwner files $75K lawsuit after being forced by cops to decapitate own dog
SideshowBob311
01/31/18 1:32:40 PM
#47
Darkman124 posted...
SideshowBob311 posted...
Why the fuck did this guy actually DO it though? I'm not doing that to my pet with anything short of a gun to my head.


dog was already dead


Not relevant.
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TopicReady Player One is this cringiest shit I've ever read
SideshowBob311
01/31/18 1:30:00 PM
#41
That book is the definition of funbad. It's a quick entertaining read....if you go into it expecting anything remotely substantial, you deserve whatever disappointment you come out with.
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TopicGirl lashes out at Internet for not giving her enough money for school.
SideshowBob311
01/31/18 1:27:00 PM
#7
That generation is a cancer. Their thinking immediately jumps from "Something bad happened to me" to "Somebody had better give me money".
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TopicOwner files $75K lawsuit after being forced by cops to decapitate own dog
SideshowBob311
01/31/18 1:25:20 PM
#44
Why the fuck did this guy actually DO it though? I'm not doing that to my pet with anything short of a gun to my head.
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TopicWinston Churchill-themed cafe stormed by liberal protesters.
SideshowBob311
01/31/18 1:14:42 PM
#59
Sativa_Rose posted...
Winston Churchill was one of humanity's heroes of the 20th century


Psshhhh...who cares? He was apparently MEAN to non-white people!
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TopicC/D A human's life is always worth more than an animal's
SideshowBob311
01/30/18 9:03:45 AM
#5
Zikten posted...
if Casey Anthoney and my cat were hanging off a cliff, I would pull up my cat


That opens a whole new can of worms. There's a huge difference between "an animal" and "MY animal".
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TopicPolygon: MS looking into acquire EA
SideshowBob311
01/30/18 8:51:40 AM
#159
Patchwork posted...
I have a feeling MS would leave certain franchises multi plat, but shift certain devs toward making exclusives.


I don't think they really have a choice. If I remember correctly, both the NFL and FIFA contracts dictate multi-platform releases.
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TopicIs Hell's Kitchen the best contestant-survival game? If not, what?
SideshowBob311
01/28/18 12:36:03 AM
#12
The Amazing Race is hands down the best. Minimal scripting (if any), both physical and mental strength required, significant prizes, and interesting/constantly changing settings.
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Topicattention to the people don't think athletes should be political.
SideshowBob311
01/28/18 12:33:42 AM
#44
Paper_Okami posted...
SideshowBob311 posted...
I just tend to get annoyed when athletes try to get political at inappropriate times. If I'm trying to watch an NFL game, I neither care nor want to hear about your politics. If it's on his personal time, on twitter or in an interview or something, knock yourself out dude.


maybe they'll stop be political when this country is a position where they no longer have to be political.


I don't understand why we're expected to tolerate that nonsense from athletes. If you called the dentist's office to make an appointment, and the receptionist said something like "Before I see if we can get you in next Thursday, let me tell you what I think about the death penalty" you'd tell him/her to shut the fuck up and do their job. Strong political opinions are fine, just do it on your own time.
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Topicattention to the people don't think athletes should be political.
SideshowBob311
01/28/18 12:25:37 AM
#33
I just tend to get annoyed when athletes try to get political at inappropriate times. If I'm trying to watch an NFL game, I neither care nor want to hear about your politics. If it's on his personal time, on twitter or in an interview or something, knock yourself out dude.
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TopicI don't understand fear.
SideshowBob311
01/27/18 11:14:38 PM
#11
The edgiest of edgelords. Hail, your majesty!
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TopicWWE CEO Vince McMahon allegedly assaulted a woman in 06
SideshowBob311
01/27/18 11:13:36 PM
#15
I'm kind of disinclined to believe a single person who just now decided to come out with a 10 year old story, especially when the police couldn't find enough evidence to follow up with charges.
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TopicSave That Pro Wrestler Round 50! (Rule Change!)
SideshowBob311
01/27/18 11:05:48 PM
#52
Brett Hart
Dusty Rhoads
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TopicWilly Wonka is on Netflix. The good one with Gene Wilder.
SideshowBob311
01/27/18 1:05:54 PM
#11
So we can all agree that the remade version, except with Gene Wilder's Wonka and the 70's Oompa Loompas would be the ideal scenario, correct?
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TopicHow much do you tip on a take-out order?
SideshowBob311
01/27/18 1:03:51 PM
#9
I'm not being served, why am I tipping?
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TopicDo you still refer to Native Americans as Indians?
SideshowBob311
01/26/18 2:35:17 PM
#28
medzz posted...
Ever talk about the Cleveland Major League Baseball team? They are named after Native Americans


Yup, had someone confront me on the train a couple years ago after they overheard a phone conversation where I was complaining about the "stupid-ass Indians" screwing me over. I was just bitching about my fantasy baseball team.
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Topiccops murder driver cause they are lazy
SideshowBob311
01/26/18 12:35:13 PM
#48
Zikten posted...
ChromaticAngel posted...
people who flee cops in vehicles usually cause major accidents where other people are seriously hurt or get killed

wouldn't happen if the cops just backed off. sometimes it's in the interest of the public to back off. there was an incident a few years ago in my old home town of Everett Washington where some cops were put on blast for continuing a chase after it got into town (it started on a freeway I think) and an innocent third party ended up being killed cause of the chase. I know you are going to blame the escapee. but in this case, in my town, most people blamed the cops for not just backing off, and then refinding the guy and arresting him later.


So this is where we are now? We should let criminals go because they might get hurt if we don't?
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TopicAdd cashierless shopping to the list of things that are racist.
SideshowBob311
01/26/18 12:32:10 PM
#57
Well yeah. Anything that does not directly benefit one or more minority groups is now "racist". Where have you been?
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TopicDo you still refer to Native Americans as Indians?
SideshowBob311
01/26/18 12:30:01 PM
#10
Yes. For some reason, saying "Goddammit, I lost a couple hundred bucks at the Native American casino" just sounds wrong.
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TopicRemember when they made Ghostbusters with women.
SideshowBob311
01/23/18 12:52:19 AM
#2
Goddamn that movie was bad. Not even funbad, like Ghostbusters 2....just plain old "I can barely force myself to watch this" bad.
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TopicMillennials brought about the downfall of one of America's most iconic beers
SideshowBob311
01/23/18 12:51:04 AM
#42
There's no point to Budweiser...shit should go out of business.

If I'm drinking just to get drunk, there are better ways to go about it. If I'm drinking because I want something that tastes enjoyable, I'm sure as hell not drinking a Budweiser.
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TopicCE votes for the The best US region in the country
SideshowBob311
01/19/18 12:17:42 AM
#21
JBaLLEN66 posted...
SideshowBob311 posted...
Bahhh....you stuck Chicago in with Ohio and Pennsylvania?


rust belt brah


Usually Wisconsin/Illinois/Indiana/Minnesota get labeled "Great Lakes" and Pennsylvania, Kentucky, and Ohio are "Rust Belt"
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TopicAt MSP Airport waiting for Vegas flight. AMA
SideshowBob311
01/19/18 12:15:12 AM
#27
I've been to Vegas five different times and without fail, I end up having the most fun playing low-limit craps.
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TopicCE votes for the The best US region in the country
SideshowBob311
01/19/18 12:12:01 AM
#12
Bahhh....you stuck Chicago in with Ohio and Pennsylvania?
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TopicIts 1889. You and baby Hitler are on the edge of a cliff
SideshowBob311
01/19/18 12:10:03 AM
#31
Honestly, probably wouldn't do a damn thing. World War 2 catapulted the United States into a position of global power and influence. Plus, I'd probably end up Back to the Future-ing myself, as my mom's parents met on an airbase in England during the war.
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Topichave you known anyone that beat women?
SideshowBob311
01/18/18 12:50:31 AM
#14
I hit my now ex-girlfriend in the face one time in college....does that count?
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TopicDoes anyone here attend (or did attend) a global top 100 school?
SideshowBob311
01/18/18 12:44:46 AM
#9
Doe posted...
Purdue University is #105 in the world??? As in Indiana? I must be missing something here

I'm a junior rn but I at least have high aspirations


You're at Purdue right now? Quit posting on the damn internet and go order Mad Mushroom Cheesestix
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TopicDoes anyone here attend (or did attend) a global top 100 school?
SideshowBob311
01/18/18 12:43:08 AM
#6
Purdue - #105.
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TopicLast sporting event you attended live?
SideshowBob311
01/13/18 1:03:17 AM
#48
Game 3 of the NLDS last year, Cubs v. Nationals at Wrigley
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TopicSome Republicans are so upset with the Golden Globes.
SideshowBob311
01/11/18 7:16:54 PM
#8
If you're dumb enough to waste your time watching a 3+ hour Hollywood circlejerk on TV, you deserve whatever you get.
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Topicwomen's volleyball
SideshowBob311
01/11/18 7:15:43 PM
#2
One of the few sports where the women's competitions are just as entertaining as the men's. I'm a fan.
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TopicMy dad and I took our cat to be put to sleep today.
SideshowBob311
01/09/18 7:04:00 PM
#4
Yeah that's the worst. Thanks for reminding me I should get off my ass/this computer and go play string with my cat for a while.
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TopicDo you think that Logan Paul is truly sorry for his actions?
SideshowBob311
01/09/18 8:41:05 AM
#14
No not at all. Then again, I don't think he has that much to be sorry for in the first place.
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TopicWhat are the best sides to have with a steak?
SideshowBob311
01/08/18 10:33:39 AM
#45
I've recently learned about the magic that is Hasselback potatoes, and now they're my go-to side with a good steak
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TopicWhich Civilization should I start with? Zero/minimal experience
SideshowBob311
01/07/18 3:52:41 PM
#25
I love 6, but 4 (with expansions) is the high point of the series by far. 5 is garbage, don't waste your time.
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TopicFor $20 million dollars, would you let a dice roll decide your orientation?
SideshowBob311
01/06/18 12:28:43 AM
#42
Probably not....several of those outcomes would have a pretty big impact on my marriage
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TopicParking space savers are not allowed in Boston during the blizzard
SideshowBob311
01/04/18 9:00:49 AM
#18
stone posted...
WrkHrdPlayHrdr posted...
stone posted...
That's stupid. So someone isn't allowed to shovel his parking spot clean and have someone else save it until he gets the car to park it there? Yeah people are going to steal each others parking spot and end up in fights or worse.


If his car wasn't in the spot to begin with why is he shoveling?

It's to prevent people from shoveling out their car, putting a parking cone or chair or any number of ridiculous things in it to "save" it while they are at work or whatever.

To make parking easier.
And oh, I thought it was saving it for a few minutes.. People actually save spots for whole days? Yeah fuck that.
People are still going to get their cars keyed over this though. Glad I don't live there.


In Chicago people call "dibs" and pile all manner of garbage in the street parking space they shoveled out and think that this reserves their spot for days or even weeks. It's ridiculous. I've seen cars keyed, cars iced, and bricks through windows over "stolen" parking spots. I'm not kidding.

http://chicagodibs.tumblr.com/
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TopicWhy I really enjoyed Last Jedi despite some problems *spoilers*
SideshowBob311
01/03/18 1:13:44 PM
#4
Finally, I found somebody who has pretty much the same outlook on the movie that I do.

1. The casino world side story was obviously just an excuse to give two of their main characters something to do. It sucks, but the story kind of made it necessary.

2. I thought Snoke could have been far better used/developed, but we still have a 3rd movie to go. We might learn more about him posthumously.

3. The whole "lightspeed battering ram" thing really bothered me. I vaguely remember there being an established reason why that could not/would not work. It might have been in one of the Expanded Universe books, but it still should have been carried over. If that was an option, why the hell did they need Luke Skywalker at all in New Hope...just empty a couple Mon Calamari cruisers and kamikaze jump them into the Death Star
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TopicDo millenials view houses as an investment?
SideshowBob311
11/23/17 10:32:40 AM
#33
AlternativeFAQS posted...
Slaya4 posted...
What houses are people buying that require a huge significant amount of maintenance? I bought my house put $10,000 in it and I dont have to worry about anything.

Its been giving me free money ever since I upgraded it.


Yeah and in 4 years a pipe will burst and flood the entire house


You realize that homeowner's insurance is a thing that exists, right?
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TopicShould mayonnaise on burgers be illegal?
SideshowBob311
11/17/17 9:42:53 AM
#40
KazumaKiryu posted...
YookaLaylee posted...
DevsBro posted...
I never understood the ketchup hotdog hate.

I also never understood what ketchup Chicago people (don't) use that is more sweet than any of the other basic flavors. The whole point of ketchup is to be a balance of sweet, savory, salty and tart.

It doesn't taste right on hot dogs. The flavors just don't go together well.


They do though, and that's why most of the world puts ketchup on hot dogs. It's just a Chicago gimmick to trash it because a "real" dog is supposed to have mustard, onions, relish, peppers, a pickle, and cucumber salt.


Celery salt. The problem with ketchup is it overpowers everything else. If you put 6 things on a hot dog, and then ketchup, you just have a hot dog that tastes like ketchup.
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TopicI made, and ate quesedilla for the first time! Rate my lunch!
SideshowBob311
11/17/17 8:40:51 AM
#32
Not sure what cheese that was....try Chihuahua cheese in the future, and use more of it. That stuff melts perfectly.

https://www.vvsupremo.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/Queso_Chihuahua_8.8oz-300x300.jpg
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TopicShould mayonnaise on burgers be illegal?
SideshowBob311
11/17/17 8:34:28 AM
#32
ZeldaFan14 posted...
Yes. Ketchup on hot dogs should also be illegal.


If you're over the age of 6, putting ketchup on hot dogs is a crime against food.
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TopicShould mayonnaise on burgers be illegal?
SideshowBob311
11/17/17 8:33:13 AM
#31
No, because technically garlic and/or horseradish aioli are "mayonnaise", and they're both delicious on burgers.
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TopicLiberals offended by Christmas Breakfast with Trump
SideshowBob311
11/17/17 8:31:32 AM
#35
A free trip to New York in exchange for spending 15 minutes with someone you dislike? What kind of dumbass wouldn't be ok with that?
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TopicSo this actress is only 13 years old...
SideshowBob311
11/17/17 12:45:01 AM
#21
There's only one Bobby Brown I care about, and she's not it.


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