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TopicITT we write a Taylor Swift song, one word at a time
AgentCoulson
11/16/23 7:04:38 PM
#52
Breakup

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TopicRumor: Pedro Pascal offered the role of Mr. Fantastic
AgentCoulson
11/15/23 6:37:05 PM
#31
God, no.

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TopicWB reverses course on "Coyote vs ACME" after filmmakers rebel
AgentCoulson
11/13/23 6:54:08 PM
#27
Awesome! I was looking forward to this movie.

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TopicWhat do you usually get at a bar?
AgentCoulson
11/13/23 12:47:25 AM
#77
I'm not that knowledgable on drinks. I usually just go with an Old Fashioned or JD.

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TopicYour reaction: Hayden is cast as Mr. Fantastic.
AgentCoulson
11/12/23 4:33:17 PM
#18
Rise_Makaveli posted...
Yes.


It's funny. When I saw the topic title I thought you were talking about Hayden Christensen but I honestly can't see it.


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TopicYour reaction: Hayden is cast as Mr. Fantastic.
AgentCoulson
11/12/23 11:14:13 AM
#5
chaos_knight posted...
Has she done anything since Heroes? I know she was in Until Dawn at least.

She was in Scream earlier this year.

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TopicPic from AFTER CREDITS scene from The Marvels!! MAJOR SPOILERS
AgentCoulson
11/10/23 2:12:55 PM
#33
Smashingpmkns posted...
Kinda funny how we're at the point of the MCU where we're feeling nostalgic for X-Men 3 of all movies.

I think it helps that of all the terrible shit in X-Men 3, Kelsey Grammer's Beast was not one of them.

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TopicOld Simpsons jokes you remember randomly part 4: Simpsons on Patrol
AgentCoulson
11/09/23 10:21:35 PM
#235
I did it! I pulled it out! And without any brain dama-dama-dama-DAMA-dama-dama-damage...

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TopicWB shelves yet another movie for a tax write-off.
AgentCoulson
11/09/23 10:20:12 PM
#4
I was actually kinda looking forward to this.

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TopicHow much is a basic-ass Cheesburger from your local McDonalds now?
AgentCoulson
11/08/23 9:59:11 PM
#23
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/9/9ed8c43b.jpg

A Double Cheeseburger is $3.79.

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TopicRIP Omegle
AgentCoulson
11/08/23 9:34:27 PM
#7
I'll never forget that one dude that would roleplay as Magikarp on there. He'd always star off with A wild Magikarp entered the chat...

On another note, who the fuck is reading all of that shit?

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TopicWhen people say they eat cold pizza
AgentCoulson
11/07/23 9:42:15 PM
#14
Out of the fridge, of course.

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TopicTaylor Swift is a MAN?!?!?! New image shows a lump in her pubic area???
AgentCoulson
11/06/23 9:59:22 PM
#115
Explains why her/his relationships don't work out very well...

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TopicSo Homer has suddenly stopped strangling Bart
AgentCoulson
11/05/23 2:19:55 PM
#58
ModernPost posted...
It's a cartoon.

This. Plus how many times have we seen tv dads threaten to whoop their kids, go upside their heads or put their foot up their ass? Now how many did we see actually go through with it. Not very many. Homer strangling Bart was funny in part because it's not something you'd often see on tv.

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TopicThe Bible says
AgentCoulson
11/04/23 1:57:14 AM
#2
Now in the Bible it says, "Thou shall not watch two lesbians in bed."

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TopicI hate when people ask "How are you?"
AgentCoulson
11/02/23 6:14:41 PM
#49
"How are you today?"
"Good. And you?:
"..."
"Great!"

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TopicNever had a gf and I'm in my 30s
AgentCoulson
11/02/23 1:45:18 AM
#56
Embrace your wizardry. Let the Chads of the world have their fine pieces of asses. Once you've reached Overgod status, they will be nothing but a distant memory.

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Topic"Mommy, why is there chocolate in the toilet?"
AgentCoulson
10/31/23 12:10:53 AM
#5
"Let's make some soup."

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TopicFirst non-superhero that comes to mind who wears a cape
AgentCoulson
10/29/23 10:46:36 PM
#37
Doom

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TopicHey man, nice shot
AgentCoulson
10/28/23 2:38:18 PM
#8
Hey man, have fun.

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TopicI like toast
AgentCoulson
10/27/23 4:53:03 PM
#4
I like eggs

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TopicJohn Stamos recalls finding girlfriend naked in bed with Tony Danza
AgentCoulson
10/22/23 4:48:21 PM
#9
It is my headcanon now that every time John Stamos thinks he's found true love, he winds up finding them in bed with Tony Danza. It is the reason for his divorce to Rebecca Romijn and will be the reason he divorces his current wife as well.

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TopicThink of a fictional character from any medium
AgentCoulson
10/19/23 11:59:59 PM
#44
Quick Draw Mcgraw. I might be able to take him.

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TopicAll of those new suits in Spider-Man 2
AgentCoulson
10/19/23 11:15:55 PM
#8
I'm kinda upset the Last Stand outfit is gone. And there definitely should be a Spider-Cop skin by now.

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TopicI need some good Dragonball games.
AgentCoulson
10/19/23 10:06:27 PM
#28
In no particular order:

Budokai Tenkaichi 3
Budokai 3
Advanced Adventure
Legendary Super Warriors
Legacy of Goku II
Buu's Fury

Those were the most fun in my opinion. Never got around to playing Infinite World but I think a lot of people liked that one too. Supersonic Warriors, Raging Blast, and Transformations were fine as well.

Stay the hell away from Taiketsu and Sagas.

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TopicReddit on mobile is worse than ever
AgentCoulson
10/15/23 6:12:06 PM
#27
Lately whenever I click on a thread that doesn't have a picture or vid, it takes me to a black screen and either stays there or after several minutes of staring into the void it loads. It's irritating.

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TopicRIP Suzanne Somers
AgentCoulson
10/15/23 5:40:02 PM
#18
R.i.p.

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TopicRate this show: Calliou
AgentCoulson
10/15/23 1:57:36 PM
#8
*Gun click sounds* I'm Caillou... Caillou... I'm Caillou... Caillou...

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TopicWoman refuses to go on date because it's Cheesecake Factory
AgentCoulson
10/15/23 1:55:54 PM
#54


LordMarshal posted...
It seems fake cause howd they get all the way there without her knowing they were going to the cheesecake factory? How is this recorded? This seems fake as hell.

I mean it could be but she was the one recording. You can hear her addressing her fake audience a few times and it's clear she just wanted to shame dude.

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TopicIn the X-Men movies....... Spoilers?
AgentCoulson
10/14/23 10:46:24 PM
#19
The older cast. I did like McAvoy and Fassbender as Charles and Magneto but the rest... Kelsey Grammer, Rebecca Romijn, Famke Janssen, and Alan Cumming all did far better than their younger counterparts did.

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TopicLady thinks she's too good for Cheese Cake Factory
AgentCoulson
10/14/23 2:23:11 PM
#22
Bro did the right thing. Women like that aren't worth the time, effort and stress.

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Topicwhy do people park next to you in an empty lot
AgentCoulson
10/13/23 2:11:57 PM
#13
To assert dominance.

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Topictara strong shows her bigoted views
AgentCoulson
10/12/23 12:05:13 PM
#144
AceMos posted...
agreed the accent is way to thick when she does harley

her VA from her show is IMO the best harley voice

I like Kaley's voice for the version of Harley that she plays but I can't see it working for classic Harley. I think other than Arleen, the only other person to nail it is Hynden Walch.

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Topictara strong shows her bigoted views
AgentCoulson
10/12/23 8:41:48 AM
#131
Ricemills posted...
She's still voice her in the games, isn't she? Including the upcoming Suicide Squad game.

She is. I was just coming in here to say that I hope she gets replaced now. Her Harley only ever sounded okay in Injustice 2. Everywhere else it sounds like nails on chalkboard.

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TopicTwitter to Remove Ability to View Likes, Reposts, and Comments
AgentCoulson
10/08/23 4:54:29 PM
#4
From the title I thought they were making comments visible only to the lerson being replied to.

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TopicMan do you think we will ever... (Star Wars SPOILERS)
AgentCoulson
10/08/23 4:52:58 PM
#2
Oh that is a good story, for another time.

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TopicITT: We post Spongebob quotes.
AgentCoulson
10/08/23 4:40:53 PM
#27
Krabs is a bitch.

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TopicSo why exactly cant people reverse engineer spidermans webs?
AgentCoulson
10/07/23 2:33:52 PM
#45
The webs originally dissolved after an hour. Not sure if that's still canon though.

DavidZ2844 posted...
I always preferred organic web powers rather than the mechanically constructed web shooters.

I grew up with the Tobey movies, so it was a huge surprise to me later on when I found out that mechanical web shooters were both the original and most popular design choice for Spider-Man, the one thats used the most in stories.

Id rather it all just be part of his powers that he got from the spider bite, its clunky storytelling otherwise.

Mechanical web shooters makes things more challenging for him since he can always run out at any time. Plus it shows his intelligence and allows him to switch things up as there are many different variations of web fluid he can use.

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TopicArrest made after passenger is shot for laughing at errant fart on bus
AgentCoulson
10/05/23 4:12:50 PM
#15
"Laugh at my farts, will you? You think you're better than me?! I'll teach you to look down on me!" - This guy probably

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TopicDo you have gross feet?
AgentCoulson
10/04/23 11:44:22 PM
#3
Got a callus on the bottom of my big toe that's been there since I was a kid. I guess that counts as gross.

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Topic"Shut the f*** up", Dumbledore said calmly.
AgentCoulson
10/04/23 7:45:53 PM
#14
"Yes, yes, well done, Slytherin. Well done, Slytherin. However..."

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TopicThe iCarly revival series has been CANCELLED
AgentCoulson
10/04/23 7:35:04 PM
#29


SimulationSwarm posted...
Not to mention she was a child

She's two years older than I am. When Sam and Cat aired, she was an adult.

AceMos posted...
making sexual jokes about sam is kinda messed up considering what her actress went through and how much she hated acting

I actually forgot about the shit her mom put her through.

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TopicThe iCarly revival series has been CANCELLED
AgentCoulson
10/04/23 3:29:52 PM
#24
Sam's dumptruck booty was the star of the show.

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TopicCould skirt copyright law with Nightmare on Elm Road with Freddy Krieger
AgentCoulson
10/03/23 9:40:04 PM
#4
Krueger

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