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TopicHow does a calorie-thief become as graceful as this? >_>
Smackems
11/10/23 2:03:10 PM
#105
Once every two days is rookie numbers you gotta pump those numbers up

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TopicFat Shaming?
Smackems
11/10/23 12:08:10 PM
#25
DKBananaSlamma posted...
Lizzo weigh shaming her underlings was the wildest shit I've ever heard lol
Didn't she make em put bananers up their ass or something too

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TopicWhich of these character would you vote for president?
Smackems
11/10/23 12:04:48 PM
#2
Claire redfield we need someone to stop the zombies

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TopicFat Shaming?
Smackems
11/10/23 12:03:02 PM
#19
Joking is fine

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TopicHow does a calorie-thief become as graceful as this? >_>
Smackems
11/10/23 12:02:26 PM
#62
Tc literally saves lives but making jokes about fats and liking boobs makes him evil

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TopicOm a gawd dayum AMURICAN
Smackems
11/10/23 11:33:32 AM
#5
King_Rial posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/0/0d15681a.jpg
YyyeaaaAAAHHH WOOOOOO!

Murica!

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TopicHow does a calorie-thief become as graceful as this? >_>
Smackems
11/10/23 10:46:13 AM
#40
Doe posted...
It's kinda fucked up to call any fat person a "calorie-thief" you have no idea what their life or struggles are like
I'm a dirty calorie thief and I approve tcs message

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TopicOm a gawd dayum AMURICAN
Smackems
11/10/23 10:44:55 AM
#1
I like guns, shootin stuff, big trucks, shootin stuff from big trucks, big BEWBS, shootin stuff from between big BEWBS, and stickin thangs down my pee hole

The gawd dayum GUBERM-ENT can't tell me how big a thang I can stick down my PEE HOLE

someone post the image

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TopicWhat's the highest level math class you ever got up to?
Smackems
11/09/23 5:52:30 PM
#13
Algebra

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TopicI took a picture of my mouth with the teeth removed, how's it look?
Smackems
11/09/23 5:30:16 PM
#6
Looks great

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TopicDeath row inmate to be put to death by nitrogen gas.
Smackems
11/09/23 11:14:40 AM
#44
Starks posted...
Japan doesn't even let you know when you're getting executed. One day you just wake up and you're asked to take a walk.
That don't seem great either

Idk which I'd rather have or which seems more humane

Neither really

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TopicMy mum's back in hospital. I'm terrified
Smackems
11/09/23 11:05:45 AM
#20
Hope all goes ok for y'all. Stay strong for her. And never forget to enjoy the time you have with her.

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TopicDo you like those idahoan mashed potatoes?
Smackems
11/09/23 11:03:10 AM
#6
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

Let's not get crazy now

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TopicDo you like those idahoan mashed potatoes?
Smackems
11/09/23 11:02:56 AM
#5
Smallville posted...
yeah they are kinda inexpensive esp. compared to other stuff. The cheapest food generally? even more so than ramen?
Idk bout that but one pack will feed two - four and it's easy as shit to make and relatively inexpensive and tasty

Win win win win win win

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TopicDeath row inmate to be put to death by nitrogen gas.
Smackems
11/09/23 11:00:37 AM
#39
I don't understand why they let them rot for so long before they kill them

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TopicDo you like those idahoan mashed potatoes?
Smackems
11/09/23 10:58:15 AM
#2
Hell yeah thems good taters in a pinch

Incredibly salty tho

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TopicWhy does God need all those foreskins anyway?
Smackems
11/09/23 10:40:20 AM
#9
LearntoRead posted...
TC is clearly trying to distract us while they take all the foreskins, and I for one am not falling for it.
Yeah tc this behavior just ain't gonna

cut it



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TopicRevenge of Shinobi is still a beautiful game
Smackems
11/09/23 10:38:54 AM
#6
How was that ds game

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TopicDeath row inmate to be put to death by nitrogen gas.
Smackems
11/09/23 10:37:23 AM
#21
GeminiDeus posted...
You get too stupid to realize you're going to die. I watched a video on it years ago but I can't find it again and a person in it was told they are going to die if they don't put their mask back on, and they didn't even attempt to put it on, so someone else had to do it.
Well I'm already starting out stupid so I better be careful

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TopicWhy does God need all those foreskins anyway?
Smackems
11/09/23 10:33:08 AM
#5
Why doesn't he?

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TopicIs this girl hot?
Smackems
11/09/23 10:32:50 AM
#2
I ain't clicking that

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TopicDeath row inmate to be put to death by nitrogen gas.
Smackems
11/09/23 10:31:43 AM
#14
dummy420 posted...
True. But I've experience hypoxia myself a few times. Not nitrogen hypoxia but I have to experience and know my symptoms as an aircrew member. The reason hypoxia is so deadly for aircrew is you probably don't even realize your not getting enough oxygen until you pass out and likely die. What I experienced was painless.
So you feel like you're getting enough "air?"

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TopicBitcoin up nearly 140% in the past year
Smackems
11/09/23 10:28:32 AM
#3
BRB dumping my entire savings into Doge

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TopicDeath row inmate to be put to death by nitrogen gas.
Smackems
11/09/23 10:27:53 AM
#12
mario2000 posted...
This. It is Dark Ages barbarism.
Eehhhhh idk if I'd say all that lol

I'm not as pro death penalty as I used to be. This board has changed my mind on absolutely supporting it

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TopicIt's really annoying hearing people say the Mario movie was bad.
Smackems
11/09/23 10:25:33 AM
#8
I haven't actually seent it yet

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TopicDeath row inmate to be put to death by nitrogen gas.
Smackems
11/09/23 10:24:55 AM
#7
dummy420 posted...
From what I've read it's supposed to be one of the most humane ways. No struggling for air you just feel like your breathing normal and pass out as nitrogen replaces the oxygen.
They say this about all of them though

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TopicIt's really annoying hearing people say the Mario movie was bad.
Smackems
11/09/23 10:20:00 AM
#2
The Mario movie was bad

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TopicDeath row inmate to be put to death by nitrogen gas.
Smackems
11/09/23 10:18:53 AM
#2
Tldr is it supposed to be less painful than injection

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TopicOne of three possible fuzzies just FLATUMALATED and it stank
Smackems
11/09/23 10:12:37 AM
#1
Idk who to bitch at there's two dogs and a cat

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TopicPS5 - 46.6 million units sold
Smackems
11/09/23 10:08:54 AM
#2
Flopstation

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TopicNow that it's been a while, which is better: OG RE4 or RE4make?
Smackems
11/09/23 10:07:33 AM
#52
Glob posted...
Fair enough.

You know what its like online.

For what its worth, Im glad you enjoyed it. I didnt hate it. Just didnt feel it lived up to the hype.
What didn't you like?

What a weird looking question. Someone make that look better

What did you dislike?

There that's better

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TopicMasters Of Air Trailer finally been so long since Band of Brothers
Smackems
11/09/23 10:05:08 AM
#2
The Pacific

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TopicThere's a random pitbull in the parking lot at work. Had to show CE.
Smackems
11/09/23 10:00:31 AM
#20
Go pet it

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TopicDo you like women's 80s hairstyles?
Smackems
11/09/23 9:57:52 AM
#31
Straight styles were pretty. I'm not into curly at all

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TopicReal Housewives star: "I fucked Owen Wilson"
Smackems
11/09/23 9:55:39 AM
#3
Were_Wyrm posted...
Wow
GOD DAMMIT

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TopicHypothetical: You're in a long elevator ride with all your ex-girlfriends.
Smackems
11/09/23 9:53:10 AM
#3
"hey"

*Wait*

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TopicDo you respect your mother and father?
Smackems
11/09/23 9:10:32 AM
#4
Absolutely

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TopicFandom Is Desperately Scared of More Wikis Moving Away
Smackems
11/09/23 9:06:53 AM
#49
Doom_Art posted...
We should really make plans for how to migrate this community when Fandom inevitably shuts this place down
Nah let it sink with it

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TopicWhat are the best Switch RPGs?
Smackems
11/09/23 9:01:49 AM
#23
Ys 8 and 9

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TopicStar Wars games are in a laughable state these days
Smackems
11/09/23 12:40:12 AM
#9
MabusIncarnate posted...
Jedi Survivor and Fallen Order were great
This and the new Lego one

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TopicPizza hut LITERALLY does not want my money
Smackems
11/08/23 9:41:39 PM
#7
They're doing you a favor get Papa johns

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TopicShould Dick Pics be allowed on CE?
Smackems
11/08/23 9:19:47 PM
#5
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/e/e8ae1477.jpg

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TopicI'll flatten you like a canpake
Smackems
11/08/23 9:12:58 PM
#1
Don't make me do ti

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TopicYearly reminder that spears are better than swords 80% of the time
Smackems
11/08/23 8:32:01 PM
#87
ssjevot posted...
It's important to note that those ridiculously long ootachi or nodachi were often just gifts to temples not actually meant for battle. It wasn't considered a very practical weapon, especially as guns and spears became dominant.
That's what I meant. A ceremonial one. Ridiculously big, like 20 ft long or some shit

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TopicWhich of these games should I play?
Smackems
11/08/23 5:41:15 PM
#7
None of them. Get overwhelmed at all your choices and sit in the corner sucking your thumb until bedtime like I do

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TopicDrinking Topic 171: It purged again.
Smackems
11/08/23 5:38:24 PM
#196
I'm not sure I know what a flower tastes like

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TopicIncels: 'I wish women would look past my height and appreciate my personality.'
Smackems
11/08/23 5:37:12 PM
#24
MartavisBryant posted...
I've tried. I even thought I made a few friends at work over the past year and a half, only for them to never speak to me again after leaving.
Keep trying

The world ain't gonna just give it to you. Getting knocked down is one of the worst feelings on earth, but you gotta get back up and eat that horse

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