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Topic | Joe Rogan's snowflakes only comedy club opens in texass |
DementedDurian 09/09/23 5:26:51 PM #105 | I did a face scan on the 3DS's Face Raiders.
It told me I was an infant. --- (She/Her) I'm a succubus. Don't worry, I'm not going to hurt you. <3 Video Game IGN: Mystic. Ask me for a joke, I come up with some good ones. |
Topic | Does anyone here actually drink Gatorade/Powerade while working out? |
DementedDurian 09/09/23 5:13:48 PM #15 | I grew up on it. Love the "heaviness" of Gatorade, never tried Powerade.
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Topic | Are you a troll? |
DementedDurian 09/09/23 5:07:34 PM #2 | No, I'm a succubus.
--- (She/Her) I'm a succubus. Don't worry, I'm not going to hurt you. <3 Video Game IGN: Mystic. Ask me for a joke, I come up with some good ones. |
Topic | Let's say an incubus/succubus was caught by authorites... |
DementedDurian 09/09/23 5:06:56 PM #1 | ...and he or she was doing what they're known to do. Could our government bring assault charges on a demon?
And for the record, this is "public knowledge" at this point since the capture was on live television. --- (She/Her) I'm a succubus. Don't worry, I'm not going to hurt you. <3 Video Game IGN: Mystic. Ask me for a joke, I come up with some good ones. |
Topic | Female characters you'd like to see in Smash. |
DementedDurian 09/09/23 4:40:08 PM #2 | Morrigan Aensland.
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Topic | Ohio man assaults man he thought was someone else |
DementedDurian 09/09/23 4:12:32 PM #3 | So who's Cory?
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Topic | Do you have an accent? |
DementedDurian 09/09/23 4:09:24 PM #33 | I've been told my farts have a French accent.
...that's a compliment, right? --- (She/Her) I'm a succubus. Don't worry, I'm not going to hurt you. <3 Video Game IGN: Mystic. Ask me for a joke, I come up with some good ones. |
Topic | People who go to behavioral therapy, what are your sessions like? |
DementedDurian 09/09/23 4:03:12 PM #3 | My last therapist kept talking about the financial cost of transitioning instead of helping me get my asinine grandfather to accept the fact I want to be a girl.
I don't need a "realist" when it comes to my dysphoria, as many "realists" have told me I have no idea what I'm talking about or that I am wrong to feel that way. And yet they wonder why I'm hostile at times... --- (She/Her) I'm a succubus. Don't worry, I'm not going to hurt you. <3 Video Game IGN: Mystic. Ask me for a joke, I come up with some good ones. |
Topic | Warner music signs record deal with first AI virtual popstar noonoouri. |
DementedDurian 09/09/23 3:57:22 PM #2 | "Noonoouri" sounds like I'm insulting Uri Gellar and that makes me happy.
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Topic | Libs and lefties absolutely destroyed! Libs pwnd hard! Look ITT and you will see |
DementedDurian 09/09/23 3:48:19 PM #16 | Notice how the water level literally is LOWER on the second picture. I smell a rat, and it ain't Pikachu.
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Topic | Heelvsbabyface has meltdown during Starfield playthrough |
DementedDurian 09/09/23 3:45:58 PM #33 | DeadBankerDream posted...
Then how does he explain Xion, HUH!? She's Not that complicated when it comes to KH. --- (She/Her) I'm a succubus. Don't worry, I'm not going to hurt you. <3 Video Game IGN: Mystic. Ask me for a joke, I come up with some good ones. |
Topic | NBA 2K24 is out now, why ain't you pick it up yet? |
DementedDurian 09/09/23 3:42:16 PM #21 | It's not anime.
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Topic | Got them good farts this morning. |
DementedDurian 09/09/23 2:37:07 PM #7 | I tend to fart when I laugh real hard.
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Topic | Do football players HAVE to wear pads and helmets? |
DementedDurian 09/09/23 2:36:23 PM #8 | Priere just wants naked football, people.
It's their fantasy football. --- (She/Her) I'm a succubus. Don't worry, I'm not going to hurt you. <3 Video Game IGN: Mystic. Ask me for a joke, I come up with some good ones. |
Topic | So topics are just deleted because we disagree with the TC? |
DementedDurian 09/09/23 2:26:28 PM #428 | What the fuck is going on in this topic?
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Topic | What if I give you a free popsicle but you must close your eyes and open your mo |
DementedDurian 09/09/23 2:01:43 PM #8 | I saw this horror movie. Some chick put a leech in a girl's mouth.
--- (She/Her) I'm a succubus. Don't worry, I'm not going to hurt you. <3 Video Game IGN: Mystic. Ask me for a joke, I come up with some good ones. |
Topic | Scenario: You wake up and are surrounded by armed clones of yourself. |
DementedDurian 09/09/23 1:59:02 PM #2 | "So which of you are going be "the one" after you deal with me?"
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Topic | Mr Tamasuke (7) Arrested for breaking the Japanese Labor Standards Act. |
DementedDurian 09/09/23 1:32:11 PM #3 | Wait...
...they arrested a cat!? --- (She/Her) I'm a succubus. Don't worry, I'm not going to hurt you. <3 Video Game IGN: Mystic. Ask me for a joke, I come up with some good ones. |
Topic | tfw you're lonely and have no one to talk to. |
DementedDurian 09/09/23 1:25:11 PM #16 | I'm not lonely, I have two imaginary girlfriends!
One's invisible and the other is a pillow. By the way, I'm only typing this to annoy Mary, as she hates being called imaginary. --- (She/Her) I'm a succubus. Don't worry, I'm not going to hurt you. <3 Video Game IGN: Mystic. Ask me for a joke, I come up with some good ones. |
Topic | Final Fantasy 7 Ever Crisis officially launches tomorrow |
DementedDurian 09/09/23 1:18:52 PM #46 | FYI, AceMos tends to argue for argument's sake if she feel likes it.
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Topic | Who are some men that you feel write women well? |
DementedDurian 09/09/23 1:04:26 PM #3 | The question should be, "Who are some men that you find write perverted women well?", since many of the anime ones tend to be ones who focus on boobs and that tends to be more of a perverted man than anything else.
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Topic | Was Dark Helmet a virgin? |
DementedDurian 09/09/23 1:00:48 PM #3 | After that one scene where he got "stuck", no.
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Topic | Looks like Topher Grace was ahead of his time avoiding That 70s show cast. |
DementedDurian 09/08/23 9:18:04 PM #12 | radical_rhino posted...
Real stupid of him to get all those tattoos. Has to greatly limit the number of roles that might get offered to him. I know Sean Connery had tattoos he covered with make-up when he did a role. Nowadays, one can digitally remove them. --- (She/Her) I'm a succubus. Don't worry, I'm not going to hurt you. <3 Video Game IGN: Mystic. Ask me for a joke, I come up with some good ones. |
Topic | Who is the most iconic and influential female anime character ever? |
DementedDurian 09/08/23 9:16:36 PM #30 | Hannah Montana.
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Topic | Um... why didn't raditz turn into an oozaru? |
DementedDurian 09/08/23 9:06:46 PM #6 | FortuneCookie posted...
It's weird that Vegeta never mourned the loss of his tail. Well, that's Vegeta for ya. --- (She/Her) I'm a succubus. Don't worry, I'm not going to hurt you. <3 Video Game IGN: Mystic. Ask me for a joke, I come up with some good ones. |
Topic | I have made stealing every succulent in the universe my goal in starfield |
DementedDurian 09/08/23 8:51:55 PM #3 | I misread "succulent" as "succubus" and got excited for a second there.
--- (She/Her) I'm a succubus. Don't worry, I'm not going to hurt you. <3 Video Game IGN: Mystic. Ask me for a joke, I come up with some good ones. |
Topic | Rule of sexting. |
DementedDurian 09/08/23 8:42:52 PM #6 | Never, ever involve spiders during sexting unless you send pics of anime spider girls.
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Topic | You go to the store and see your crush there shopping |
DementedDurian 09/08/23 7:47:29 PM #2 | Drink her.
After all, she's my orange soda after I paid for her!! --- (She/Her) I'm a succubus. Don't worry, I'm not going to hurt you. <3 Video Game IGN: Mystic. Ask me for a joke, I come up with some good ones. |
Topic | Is Burnout Revenge good game? |
DementedDurian 09/08/23 7:40:45 PM #6 | I miss the Crash mini-game and definitely did not want Burnout Crash to substitute it.
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Topic | But I'm not done yet! |
DementedDurian 09/08/23 7:37:09 PM #6 | Great, a moderator with a gimmick...
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Topic | Themes you like but don't have great games currently |
DementedDurian 09/08/23 7:18:02 PM #41 | [LFAQs-redacted-quote]
I was thinking more food-related products like wine and hot sauces, actually, given that foods have secret recipes and there's countless instances in real life of corporate spies and such. Hell, Thomas Jefferson himself stole rice from another country to grow here in America since the market wouldn't allow seeds to be exported to them. --- (She/Her) I'm a succubus. Don't worry, I'm not going to hurt you. <3 Video Game IGN: Mystic. Ask me for a joke, I come up with some good ones. |
Topic | Themes you like but don't have great games currently |
DementedDurian 09/08/23 6:59:47 PM #31 | Honestly, I've never heard of a game that deals with industrial espionge as its primary focus.
Like, sneaking into a warehouse or factory to discover what a company uses to make its product and sell the recipe to a competitor or something like that. --- (She/Her) I'm a succubus. Don't worry, I'm not going to hurt you. <3 Video Game IGN: Mystic. Ask me for a joke, I come up with some good ones. |
Topic | Pitbull rings doorbell |
DementedDurian 09/08/23 6:55:32 PM #16 | Revisited posted...
Christ it's crazy how an entire culture, heck millions of people see these disgusting creatures and think "cute" instead of "horrifying disease ridden beasts that bite you and spread all their deadly germs on you" If I had said "nope" to pitbulls due to his purebreed mom, I probably wouldn't have let a certain mutt into my life that convinced me there's some humanity in animals. Seriously, all we have to fucking do is breed the aggressiveness out and that way a specie doesn't have to go extinct because we made a monster. --- (She/Her) I'm a succubus. Don't worry, I'm not going to hurt you. <3 Video Game IGN: Mystic. Ask me for a joke, I come up with some good ones. |
Topic | I'm astonished that Republicans have brainwashed people to sacrifice their kids. |
DementedDurian 09/08/23 5:48:49 PM #12 | GranAures posted...
Would almost bet he would also play the old classic of "I would rather die fighting than live on my knees" when it comes to "liberal" rules without a hint of self awareness. Given how much his body has atrophied from diabetic symptoms, I agree with you there. He has spouted violent rhetoric a few times about Democrats, usually saying that "Democrats must be removed by force". --- (She/Her) I'm a succubus. Don't worry, I'm not going to hurt you. <3 Video Game IGN: Mystic. Ask me for a joke, I come up with some good ones. |
Topic | Yum or Yuck: Kevin Bacon on Pizza |
DementedDurian 09/08/23 5:34:20 PM #1 | Well?
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Topic | I'm astonished that Republicans have brainwashed people to sacrifice their kids. |
DementedDurian 09/08/23 5:30:59 PM #7 | My grandfather was telling an old Air Force buddy how education is corrupt by "teaching college students liberalism" last night and I told him about PragerU's claim to kids that "it's better to be a slave than dead".
Ever the fool, he argeed with the statement. --- (She/Her) I'm a succubus. Don't worry, I'm not going to hurt you. <3 Video Game IGN: Mystic. Ask me for a joke, I come up with some good ones. |
Topic | how do we know The Devil is a man?? |
DementedDurian 09/08/23 5:26:26 PM #3 | I'm right here.
--- (She/Her) I'm a succubus. Don't worry, I'm not going to hurt you. <3 Video Game IGN: Mystic. Ask me for a joke, I come up with some good ones. |
Topic | Guard might get nervous |
DementedDurian 09/08/23 5:25:28 PM #2 | He's just going to ignore him.
He has better things to do, like nurse his knee. --- (She/Her) I'm a succubus. Don't worry, I'm not going to hurt you. <3 Video Game IGN: Mystic. Ask me for a joke, I come up with some good ones. |
Topic | Communism: Give a man a home and he will think of how to fill it |
DementedDurian 09/08/23 5:23:15 PM #287 | I've read Animal Farm and was ridiculed by my right-wing brother for asking for a copy last Christmas.
While the political analogies may be beyond my ken, I did finally understand some references in other things I saw and read beforehand. --- (She/Her) I'm a succubus. Don't worry, I'm not going to hurt you. <3 Video Game IGN: Mystic. Ask me for a joke, I come up with some good ones. |
Topic | Wizard needs food badly |
DementedDurian 09/08/23 5:08:07 PM #6 | Wizard needs to go on a diet.
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Topic | Does your partner's body count bother you? Is there an acceptable range? |
DementedDurian 09/08/23 5:05:26 PM #25 | Wait, are we talking about murder?
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Topic | Brown M&M > Old Green > New Green > Purple |
DementedDurian 09/08/23 8:29:38 AM #13 | I mean, Green still has those pretty eyes that make me a bit jealous.
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Topic | Note from moderator |
DementedDurian 09/08/23 3:34:07 AM #15 | AceMos posted...
what kind of topic We discussed this. You have to be on time for scheduled topics like that. --- (She/Her) I'm a succubus. Don't worry, I'm not going to hurt you. <3 Video Game IGN: Mystic. Ask me for a joke, I come up with some good ones. |
Topic | Man that topic about 30 years not being enough was peak yikes. |
DementedDurian 09/08/23 3:32:20 AM #4 | So many corpses today.
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Topic | MICHALECOLE's topic was DELETED! |
DementedDurian 09/08/23 3:15:05 AM #2 | *farts*
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Topic | Note from moderator |
DementedDurian 09/08/23 3:13:47 AM #3 | A pre-emptive strike is still a strike.
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Topic | Does anyone in your city/area recognize you? |
DementedDurian 09/08/23 3:12:05 AM #2 | Given I live in the largest city in the area, not really.
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