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TopicJoe Rogan's snowflakes only comedy club opens in texass
DementedDurian
09/09/23 5:26:51 PM
#105
I did a face scan on the 3DS's Face Raiders.

It told me I was an infant.

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TopicDoes anyone here actually drink Gatorade/Powerade while working out?
DementedDurian
09/09/23 5:13:48 PM
#15
I grew up on it. Love the "heaviness" of Gatorade, never tried Powerade.

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TopicAre you a troll?
DementedDurian
09/09/23 5:07:34 PM
#2
No, I'm a succubus.

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TopicLet's say an incubus/succubus was caught by authorites...
DementedDurian
09/09/23 5:06:56 PM
#1
...and he or she was doing what they're known to do. Could our government bring assault charges on a demon?

And for the record, this is "public knowledge" at this point since the capture was on live television.

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TopicFemale characters you'd like to see in Smash.
DementedDurian
09/09/23 4:40:08 PM
#2
Morrigan Aensland.

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TopicOhio man assaults man he thought was someone else
DementedDurian
09/09/23 4:12:32 PM
#3
So who's Cory?

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TopicDo you have an accent?
DementedDurian
09/09/23 4:09:24 PM
#33
I've been told my farts have a French accent.

...that's a compliment, right?

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TopicPeople who go to behavioral therapy, what are your sessions like?
DementedDurian
09/09/23 4:03:12 PM
#3
My last therapist kept talking about the financial cost of transitioning instead of helping me get my asinine grandfather to accept the fact I want to be a girl.

I don't need a "realist" when it comes to my dysphoria, as many "realists" have told me I have no idea what I'm talking about or that I am wrong to feel that way.

And yet they wonder why I'm hostile at times...

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TopicWarner music signs record deal with first AI virtual popstar noonoouri.
DementedDurian
09/09/23 3:57:22 PM
#2
"Noonoouri" sounds like I'm insulting Uri Gellar and that makes me happy.

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TopicLibs and lefties absolutely destroyed! Libs pwnd hard! Look ITT and you will see
DementedDurian
09/09/23 3:48:19 PM
#16
Notice how the water level literally is LOWER on the second picture. I smell a rat, and it ain't Pikachu.

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TopicHeelvsbabyface has meltdown during Starfield playthrough
DementedDurian
09/09/23 3:45:58 PM
#33
DeadBankerDream posted...
Then how does he explain Xion, HUH!?

She's tied to Sora's memories of Kairi if I recall.

Not that complicated when it comes to KH.

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TopicNBA 2K24 is out now, why ain't you pick it up yet?
DementedDurian
09/09/23 3:42:16 PM
#21
It's not anime.

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TopicGot them good farts this morning.
DementedDurian
09/09/23 2:37:07 PM
#7
I tend to fart when I laugh real hard.

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TopicDo football players HAVE to wear pads and helmets?
DementedDurian
09/09/23 2:36:23 PM
#8
Priere just wants naked football, people.

It's their fantasy football.

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TopicSo topics are just deleted because we disagree with the TC?
DementedDurian
09/09/23 2:26:28 PM
#428
What the fuck is going on in this topic?

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TopicWhat if I give you a free popsicle but you must close your eyes and open your mo
DementedDurian
09/09/23 2:01:43 PM
#8
I saw this horror movie. Some chick put a leech in a girl's mouth.

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TopicScenario: You wake up and are surrounded by armed clones of yourself.
DementedDurian
09/09/23 1:59:02 PM
#2
"So which of you are going be "the one" after you deal with me?"

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TopicMr Tamasuke (7) Arrested for breaking the Japanese Labor Standards Act.
DementedDurian
09/09/23 1:32:11 PM
#3
Wait...

...they arrested a cat!?

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Topictfw you're lonely and have no one to talk to.
DementedDurian
09/09/23 1:25:11 PM
#16
I'm not lonely, I have two imaginary girlfriends!

One's invisible and the other is a pillow.

By the way, I'm only typing this to annoy Mary, as she hates being called imaginary.

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TopicFinal Fantasy 7 Ever Crisis officially launches tomorrow
DementedDurian
09/09/23 1:18:52 PM
#46
FYI, AceMos tends to argue for argument's sake if she feel likes it.

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TopicWho are some men that you feel write women well?
DementedDurian
09/09/23 1:04:26 PM
#3
The question should be, "Who are some men that you find write perverted women well?", since many of the anime ones tend to be ones who focus on boobs and that tends to be more of a perverted man than anything else.

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TopicWas Dark Helmet a virgin?
DementedDurian
09/09/23 1:00:48 PM
#3
After that one scene where he got "stuck", no.

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TopicLooks like Topher Grace was ahead of his time avoiding That 70s show cast.
DementedDurian
09/08/23 9:18:04 PM
#12
radical_rhino posted...
Real stupid of him to get all those tattoos. Has to greatly limit the number of roles that might get offered to him.

I know Sean Connery had tattoos he covered with make-up when he did a role.

Nowadays, one can digitally remove them.

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TopicWho is the most iconic and influential female anime character ever?
DementedDurian
09/08/23 9:16:36 PM
#30
Hannah Montana.

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TopicUm... why didn't raditz turn into an oozaru?
DementedDurian
09/08/23 9:06:46 PM
#6
FortuneCookie posted...
It's weird that Vegeta never mourned the loss of his tail.

The show established that it was a physical symbol of saijin pride -- like a ram's horns or something -- and it came with the ability to transform into a giant beast. You would think that losing that would warrant a reaction, but Vegeta treated it like he was a boxer who just lost his mouthpiece during a fight. And it was never brought up again.

Well, that's Vegeta for ya.

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TopicI have made stealing every succulent in the universe my goal in starfield
DementedDurian
09/08/23 8:51:55 PM
#3
I misread "succulent" as "succubus" and got excited for a second there.

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TopicRule of sexting.
DementedDurian
09/08/23 8:42:52 PM
#6
Never, ever involve spiders during sexting unless you send pics of anime spider girls.

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TopicYou go to the store and see your crush there shopping
DementedDurian
09/08/23 7:47:29 PM
#2
Drink her.

After all, she's my orange soda after I paid for her!!

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TopicIs Burnout Revenge good game?
DementedDurian
09/08/23 7:40:45 PM
#6
I miss the Crash mini-game and definitely did not want Burnout Crash to substitute it.

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TopicBut I'm not done yet!
DementedDurian
09/08/23 7:37:09 PM
#6
Great, a moderator with a gimmick...

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TopicThemes you like but don't have great games currently
DementedDurian
09/08/23 7:18:02 PM
#41
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]


I was thinking more food-related products like wine and hot sauces, actually, given that foods have secret recipes and there's countless instances in real life of corporate spies and such.

Hell, Thomas Jefferson himself stole rice from another country to grow here in America since the market wouldn't allow seeds to be exported to them.

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TopicThemes you like but don't have great games currently
DementedDurian
09/08/23 6:59:47 PM
#31
Honestly, I've never heard of a game that deals with industrial espionge as its primary focus.

Like, sneaking into a warehouse or factory to discover what a company uses to make its product and sell the recipe to a competitor or something like that.

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TopicPitbull rings doorbell
DementedDurian
09/08/23 6:55:32 PM
#16
Revisited posted...
Christ it's crazy how an entire culture, heck millions of people see these disgusting creatures and think "cute" instead of "horrifying disease ridden beasts that bite you and spread all their deadly germs on you"

If I had said "nope" to pitbulls due to his purebreed mom, I probably wouldn't have let a certain mutt into my life that convinced me there's some humanity in animals.

Seriously, all we have to fucking do is breed the aggressiveness out and that way a specie doesn't have to go extinct because we made a monster.

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TopicI'm astonished that Republicans have brainwashed people to sacrifice their kids.
DementedDurian
09/08/23 5:48:49 PM
#12
GranAures posted...
Would almost bet he would also play the old classic of "I would rather die fighting than live on my knees" when it comes to "liberal" rules without a hint of self awareness.

Given how much his body has atrophied from diabetic symptoms, I agree with you there.

He has spouted violent rhetoric a few times about Democrats, usually saying that "Democrats must be removed by force".

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TopicYum or Yuck: Kevin Bacon on Pizza
DementedDurian
09/08/23 5:34:20 PM
#1
Well?

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TopicI'm astonished that Republicans have brainwashed people to sacrifice their kids.
DementedDurian
09/08/23 5:30:59 PM
#7
My grandfather was telling an old Air Force buddy how education is corrupt by "teaching college students liberalism" last night and I told him about PragerU's claim to kids that "it's better to be a slave than dead".

Ever the fool, he argeed with the statement.

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Topichow do we know The Devil is a man??
DementedDurian
09/08/23 5:26:26 PM
#3
I'm right here.

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TopicGuard might get nervous
DementedDurian
09/08/23 5:25:28 PM
#2
He's just going to ignore him.

He has better things to do, like nurse his knee.

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TopicCommunism: Give a man a home and he will think of how to fill it
DementedDurian
09/08/23 5:23:15 PM
#287
I've read Animal Farm and was ridiculed by my right-wing brother for asking for a copy last Christmas.

While the political analogies may be beyond my ken, I did finally understand some references in other things I saw and read beforehand.

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TopicWizard needs food badly
DementedDurian
09/08/23 5:08:07 PM
#6
Wizard needs to go on a diet.

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TopicDoes your partner's body count bother you? Is there an acceptable range?
DementedDurian
09/08/23 5:05:26 PM
#25
Wait, are we talking about murder?

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TopicBrown M&M > Old Green > New Green > Purple
DementedDurian
09/08/23 8:29:38 AM
#13
I mean, Green still has those pretty eyes that make me a bit jealous.

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TopicNote from moderator
DementedDurian
09/08/23 3:34:07 AM
#15
AceMos posted...
what kind of topic

We discussed this.

You have to be on time for scheduled topics like that.

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TopicMan that topic about 30 years not being enough was peak yikes.
DementedDurian
09/08/23 3:32:20 AM
#4
So many corpses today.

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TopicMICHALECOLE's topic was DELETED!
DementedDurian
09/08/23 3:15:05 AM
#2
*farts*

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TopicNote from moderator
DementedDurian
09/08/23 3:13:47 AM
#3
A pre-emptive strike is still a strike.

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TopicDoes anyone in your city/area recognize you?
DementedDurian
09/08/23 3:12:05 AM
#2
Given I live in the largest city in the area, not really.

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