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TopicDSPGaming General XXIX: The Interrogation of Philip Burnell
dancing_cactuar
06/03/23 12:34:09 AM
#459
Balnazarr posted...
Jaxx reappears and drops $1k like the braindead dent he is.
How many bankruptcies or something along those lines is he on at this point?

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TopicDSPGaming General XXIX: The Interrogation of Philip Burnell
dancing_cactuar
06/01/23 4:39:55 PM
#452
b_nolan posted...
He's officially put Zelda on hiatus "for a little bit"
RIP Zelda, went the same way as Divinity Original Sin 2, which also exposed the sub room temperature IQ Dave has

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I don't need to see a movie to know how well the characters are handled- Danyarmy
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TopicDSPGaming General XXIX: The Interrogation of Philip Burnell
dancing_cactuar
05/31/23 8:17:47 PM
#441
Nintendo_Porn posted...
I am not the gamer i use to be, but is he flashing to tell him he's about to get struck? Also, not sure if he was fucked anyway, but he did stop before it struck.

It's good to see someone always calling people stupid gets to be mocked for being stupid. Fuck him.
First off, there was zero chance that horse would outrun that lightning even if he didn't hit a rock, that's literally asking a horse to run at the speed of light. Second, the electric flashes that were on his shield that got quicker and quicker before the lightning struck are indeed a sign of "take this metal shit off before lightning strikes you". Third, the game outright tells you the first time you enter a thunderstorm with a metal weapon or shield equipped that having metal weapons and shields equipped during thunderstorms will result in you getting a nasty zap if you don't swap to wood, Zonite, or something, so he should have already known this and not even had it on to begin with.

Zikten posted...
I haven't played that game or even watched any footage of it. But it sounds like Phil is just completely ignoring tutorials
I know I've made this point several times already, but it's the anti God of War Ragnarok where unlike that game where it's on Dora the Explorer mode all the time for puzzles no matter what difficulty you're on because they tell you the solution 10 seconds later, ToTK has things open ended for you to make your own solution for shrine puzzles or whatever issues that may arise around the world map. The creative aspect of the pig's brain is completely calcified, so as a result, this is an extremely difficult game for him despite it being made for literal children.

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TopicDSPGaming General XXIX: The Interrogation of Philip Burnell
dancing_cactuar
05/31/23 6:11:12 PM
#438
Our boy Dave may have lost his checkmark thanks to Elon, but that hasn't stopped him from going viral, dangnabbit!
https://twitter.com/tlozbrainrot/status/1663593685370404889
https://www.tiktok.com/@emirisfarm/video/7238706597894130949

Seeing strangers find out about DSP for the first time is always hilarious.

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I don't need to see a movie to know how well the characters are handled- Danyarmy
The PS5 has liquid metal tech like the T-1000 Terminator- AceCombatX
TopicDSPGaming General XXIX: The Interrogation of Philip Burnell
dancing_cactuar
05/30/23 7:53:20 PM
#433
So with the general take of SF6 to my knowledge being "great game but world tour is kinda boring", how much do you want to bet that this pig will go full contrarian and say that world tour is literally the only good part of SF6?

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I don't need to see a movie to know how well the characters are handled- Danyarmy
The PS5 has liquid metal tech like the T-1000 Terminator- AceCombatX
TopicDSPGaming General XXIX: The Interrogation of Philip Burnell
dancing_cactuar
05/30/23 11:53:45 AM
#430
BurmesePenguin posted...
Some modern games have checkpoints in bosses. His game of the year last year, God of War did that.
It was his GOTY because Santa Monica literally made the game for room temp IQ people like him. And now that he's playing the antithesis of it with Zelda, where it doesn't tell you the puzzle solution 5 seconds after starting it, where they don't hand out checkpoints during big fights like the Lurelein liberation mission, where a number of the missions don't have waypoint markers on the map at all, he's having a tantrum and saying that the game's not for kids and shit.

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I don't need to see a movie to know how well the characters are handled- Danyarmy
The PS5 has liquid metal tech like the T-1000 Terminator- AceCombatX
TopicDSPGaming General XXIX: The Interrogation of Philip Burnell
dancing_cactuar
05/28/23 11:51:32 AM
#423
Balnazarr posted...
he gets mad over sexual jokes but, scat humor from him is ok.
HE'S MARRIED, DOOD!

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I don't need to see a movie to know how well the characters are handled- Danyarmy
The PS5 has liquid metal tech like the T-1000 Terminator- AceCombatX
TopicDSPGaming General XXIX: The Interrogation of Philip Burnell
dancing_cactuar
05/27/23 2:10:49 AM
#407
Apparently in a recent Tears of the Kingdom stream, Dave killed a whopping 14 enemies throughout the entire 4 hour long stream. And 10 of those were in a "kill da monsters" sidequest that he ragequit, so it's actually 4. One monster per hour, that he doesn't even pick up parts so he can fuse because fuck playing the game I guess. And this pig is wondering why he's so fucking weak and can't kill anything.

Oh, and here's footage of him raging out at a Flux Construct III, which I beat without getting hit literally today.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWbmtY8_XSU

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I don't need to see a movie to know how well the characters are handled- Danyarmy
The PS5 has liquid metal tech like the T-1000 Terminator- AceCombatX
TopicDSPGaming General XXIX: The Interrogation of Philip Burnell
dancing_cactuar
05/21/23 4:40:30 PM
#362
BurmesePenguin posted...
So far OIC has donated at least 400 dollars.
Fixed.

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I don't need to see a movie to know how well the characters are handled- Danyarmy
The PS5 has liquid metal tech like the T-1000 Terminator- AceCombatX
TopicDSPGaming General XXIX: The Interrogation of Philip Burnell
dancing_cactuar
05/20/23 9:00:16 PM
#356
I can't wait until someone (looking at you 0utsyder) tackles the dumpster fire that is his Tears of the Kingdom playthrough when he finishes up the game several months from now, from what little I know it's on track to be one of his worst playthroughs due to the game basically being the opposite of what God of War 2018 did in dumbing the game down literally for him for its sequel.

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I don't need to see a movie to know how well the characters are handled- Danyarmy
The PS5 has liquid metal tech like the T-1000 Terminator- AceCombatX
TopicDSPGaming General XXIX: The Interrogation of Philip Burnell
dancing_cactuar
05/15/23 11:14:12 PM
#336
Zikten posted...
Phil thinks people who enjoy fucking around in a game for fun, are wasting their time. Mocks people for being creative in Tears of the Kingdom

https://youtu.be/4SgDyrhoMOA
"How many fucking hours did you waste?"
-Pig who spent eons dying to 3 completely optional giant frogs literally within a week of this statement

Oh, and "I can't do this until I'm tougher", hate to break it to you Dave, but I went into that tower and activated it with 4 hearts. Skill issue.

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I don't need to see a movie to know how well the characters are handled- Danyarmy
The PS5 has liquid metal tech like the T-1000 Terminator- AceCombatX
TopicDSPGaming General XXIX: The Interrogation of Philip Burnell
dancing_cactuar
05/14/23 5:18:01 PM
#328
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/1/3/AAZroiAAEegJ.jpg

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I don't need to see a movie to know how well the characters are handled- Danyarmy
The PS5 has liquid metal tech like the T-1000 Terminator- AceCombatX
TopicRemember when it was against the ToS to downplay or deny genocides?
dancing_cactuar
04/14/23 2:04:23 PM
#61
CyricZ posted...
Thank God cactuar is fighting for... whatever this is.
I'm sorry, do I hear Cyric"you're an uncle tom if you're a trans person buying a Harry Potter product"Z coming in with an attempt at insight at maximum velocity? Gaslighters are the second to last people who have the right to be judging anyone else.

Tyranthraxus posted...
I've read this post like 10 times, exiting and re entering the topic each time and I still don't know what your argument is.
That I do not take some supreme nihilist who made a statement that "nobody deserves happiness" in good faith at all. OP made that statement, ergo I do not take him at good faith.

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I don't need to see a movie to know how well the characters are handled- Danyarmy
The PS5 has liquid metal tech like the T-1000 Terminator- AceCombatX
TopicRemember when it was against the ToS to downplay or deny genocides?
dancing_cactuar
04/14/23 1:56:00 PM
#55
hockeybub89 posted...
How is that "Everyone except me should be unhappy"? Shush.
Because when confronted on how batshit insane of a statement that is, you basically turned it into a woe is me type of deal implying that you do indeed deserve happiness. But according to that sentence straight from your mouth, nobody should deserve it because some innocent people aren't. What makes you so special over everyone else? But either way, "why should anyone be allowed to be happy" is a lot closer to my initial extrapolation than "most people deserve to be happy", which is quite literally the exact opposite of "why should anyone allowed to be happy".

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I don't need to see a movie to know how well the characters are handled- Danyarmy
The PS5 has liquid metal tech like the T-1000 Terminator- AceCombatX
TopicFinal (pre-launch) Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom trailer drops tomorrow
dancing_cactuar
04/14/23 12:56:52 PM
#102
Gwynevere posted...
Oh shit, now that's interesting. Especially considering the sages weren't mentioned at all in BotW if I remember correctly.
Putting on my conspiracy theory cap, what if the allies fighting alongside Link are supposed to be akin to the 7 Sages perhaps. Sidon, Tulin, Riju, Rauru, and Zelda would fit 5 of the 7, and considering how Gorons and the Sheikah are still around, all 7 bases would be covered if someone were to be found from those two.

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I don't need to see a movie to know how well the characters are handled- Danyarmy
The PS5 has liquid metal tech like the T-1000 Terminator- AceCombatX
TopicRemember when it was against the ToS to downplay or deny genocides?
dancing_cactuar
04/14/23 12:33:23 PM
#50
hockeybub89 posted...
That wasn't what I said in that topic.
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/4/3/AAZroiAAEYer.png

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I don't need to see a movie to know how well the characters are handled- Danyarmy
The PS5 has liquid metal tech like the T-1000 Terminator- AceCombatX
Topic10 worst-written video game stories
dancing_cactuar
04/14/23 12:23:27 PM
#48
All of you listing Indigo Prophecy for being shit after it goes off the deep end harder than someone on the worst batch of LSD clearly never played Beyond Two Souls, a game so shit that not even Elliot Page or Willem Dafoe could salvage a single aspect about it. Usually there's at least one good scene in a Quantic Dream game, this has literally none.

[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

Literally everything about that is true.

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I don't need to see a movie to know how well the characters are handled- Danyarmy
The PS5 has liquid metal tech like the T-1000 Terminator- AceCombatX
TopicRemember when it was against the ToS to downplay or deny genocides?
dancing_cactuar
04/14/23 11:58:36 AM
#41
Solid_Sonic posted...
Topic stinks of bad faith.
I mean one of the only reasons I'd agree in saying it's in bad faith is because it's from an individual who previously made a bad faith topic in which they outright said that nobody but the topic creator deserves to be happy because some people (with no specifics on the identities of "some people") aren't, that's such an outlandish and insane statement that it makes it borderline impossible to take literally anything they say seriously even if there ends up being some merit.

remandramdoll posted...
Yep. Why do you think I was banned on multiple accounts
Thanks for outing yourself on this one Joyrock, was uncertain which account between a handful was your newest alt.


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I don't need to see a movie to know how well the characters are handled- Danyarmy
The PS5 has liquid metal tech like the T-1000 Terminator- AceCombatX
TopicIn Twilight, the canon relationship is the more unhealthy one
dancing_cactuar
04/14/23 2:42:55 AM
#14
Better an obsessive vampire than a pedophile werewolf, although neither are healthy relationships.

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I don't need to see a movie to know how well the characters are handled- Danyarmy
The PS5 has liquid metal tech like the T-1000 Terminator- AceCombatX
TopicFinal (pre-launch) Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom trailer drops tomorrow
dancing_cactuar
04/14/23 2:24:10 AM
#99
Gwynevere posted...
Let's hear it
The art book says his name is Rauru on the top left. I don't know what the other three characters following the name are though.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/9/9/AAZroiAAEYZT.jpg

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I don't need to see a movie to know how well the characters are handled- Danyarmy
The PS5 has liquid metal tech like the T-1000 Terminator- AceCombatX
TopicFinal (pre-launch) Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom trailer drops tomorrow
dancing_cactuar
04/14/23 12:07:19 AM
#95
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

I have my suspicions, but it's in regards to what could be considered actual spoilers from a page of the leaked art book so I'm hesitant to post.

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I don't need to see a movie to know how well the characters are handled- Danyarmy
The PS5 has liquid metal tech like the T-1000 Terminator- AceCombatX
TopicIt has been 17 years since GANONDORF has been in a mainline Zelda game
dancing_cactuar
04/14/23 12:01:05 AM
#39
ViewtifulJoe posted...
Maybe they could bring back Demise and have him as a third phase after Dorf and Gannon.
I mean Skyward Sword ends with the Master Sword was holding his consciousness and in Tears of the Kingdom it's fucking busted, so...

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I don't need to see a movie to know how well the characters are handled- Danyarmy
The PS5 has liquid metal tech like the T-1000 Terminator- AceCombatX
TopicHarry Potter HBO series confirmed
dancing_cactuar
04/13/23 3:12:19 PM
#135
Hayame_Zero posted...
The possibility of rectifying the bland later adaptations is promising...but what sucks is the original casting and the first three films are pretty much perfect.


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I don't need to see a movie to know how well the characters are handled- Danyarmy
The PS5 has liquid metal tech like the T-1000 Terminator- AceCombatX
TopicDSPGaming General XXIX: The Interrogation of Philip Burnell
dancing_cactuar
04/12/23 2:32:58 PM
#130
So I'm out of the loop for a bit, why the fuck is this dude playing Elden Ring again? Either way, the salt coming from it is absolutely astronomical, holy shit.

WallStreetWolf posted...
Also holy shit his movie reviews are hilariously, insanely bad.
He has some of the absolute worst media literacy I've ever seen in a human being, he absolutely despises games like Limbo because they make the player think for more than 2 seconds as opposed to spoon feeding you the plot.

WallStreetWolf posted...
When talking about The Whale, he goes on some long-winded conjecture about why he thinks the film takes place in one setting, which I guess is fine since he is at least trying to use his brain, but fails to mention that the movie is based on a stageplay, hence the single setting location
Not to mention how Charlie is 600+ pounds or something so going literally anywhere outside of his house would be extremely difficult considering how he can barely get around his own house and needs a walker or wheelchair to get around at all.

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I don't need to see a movie to know how well the characters are handled- Danyarmy
The PS5 has liquid metal tech like the T-1000 Terminator- AceCombatX
TopicGeorge RR Martin adapting 2nd unfinished series, not working on Winds of Winter
dancing_cactuar
04/12/23 2:12:56 PM
#5
I'm so fucking glad I never got into Game of Thrones/Song of Ice and Fire, watch the show since the books aren't finished and I'll get a dumpster fire Season 8 that sours everything, read the books and they'll be unfinished because the author who's getting up in his years would rather do literally anything else than finish the damn series.

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I don't need to see a movie to know how well the characters are handled- Danyarmy
The PS5 has liquid metal tech like the T-1000 Terminator- AceCombatX
TopicHBO Max and Discovery+ to finalize merge of streaming service, called Max
dancing_cactuar
04/11/23 11:55:05 AM
#10
Fucking bravo Zaslav, I know you aren't reading this, but just wanted you to know that the attraction of HBO Max wasn't the "max" part of it.

Jeff_AKA_Snoopy posted...
I would have branded it as Discovery HBO

Like, it's not hard.
HBO Discovery I feel rolls off the tongue better. Either is better than fucking Max though.

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I don't need to see a movie to know how well the characters are handled- Danyarmy
The PS5 has liquid metal tech like the T-1000 Terminator- AceCombatX
TopicThe Great Sleepy Joe Biden says he's planning on running in 2024
dancing_cactuar
04/11/23 11:40:35 AM
#60
Vegy posted...
Dere's no one in da Democrat side dat would be able to defeat trump. No one
Sounds like the democratic party needs to be dramatically overhauled if their only chance of winning against a fascist who's committed crimes, already showed how shitty they were as a potus, and has been indicted is this octogenarian.

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I don't need to see a movie to know how well the characters are handled- Danyarmy
The PS5 has liquid metal tech like the T-1000 Terminator- AceCombatX
TopicMickey Mouse: "They'll pay for this."
dancing_cactuar
04/10/23 9:51:33 PM
#2
Say fellas, did somebody mention the Door to Darkness?

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I don't need to see a movie to know how well the characters are handled- Danyarmy
The PS5 has liquid metal tech like the T-1000 Terminator- AceCombatX
TopicThere is a movie in some theaters bow, glorifying child abuse
dancing_cactuar
04/10/23 8:34:30 PM
#35
Southernfatman posted...
They should make a Job movie next. God and Satan making bets and trolling a dude hard would go down great.
Doesn't have God and Satan making bets, but a Job movie does technically exist already.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jpawdA34HNk


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I don't need to see a movie to know how well the characters are handled- Danyarmy
The PS5 has liquid metal tech like the T-1000 Terminator- AceCombatX
TopicThere is a movie in some theaters bow, glorifying child abuse
dancing_cactuar
04/10/23 7:46:28 PM
#19
The basic gist of The Binding of Isaac I feel is in such a way that one can grab something like 5 different interpretations on what either Abraham or God had in mind, with several being outright malice on either God or Abraham's part and several being stupidly misplaced faith either in God or in humanity. I will say that Old Testament God having a general mean streak to Him makes the former a more likely interpretation, though.

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I don't need to see a movie to know how well the characters are handled- Danyarmy
The PS5 has liquid metal tech like the T-1000 Terminator- AceCombatX
TopicThe Great Sleepy Joe Biden says he's planning on running in 2024
dancing_cactuar
04/10/23 6:07:32 PM
#30
DOOM-64 posted...
please do explain me how fucking Bernie would have gotten more voted
Never mentioned that old codger at all in that post, but since you brought him up I will merely say that he didn't mishandle a trial against a sex pest who would eventually get into the supreme court, strip away women's rights, and flagrantly show his biases 24/7, nor did he vote for a multi year long snipe hunt that would destabilize the region and ultimately served no purpose whatsoever.

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I don't need to see a movie to know how well the characters are handled- Danyarmy
The PS5 has liquid metal tech like the T-1000 Terminator- AceCombatX
TopicThe Great Sleepy Joe Biden says he's planning on running in 2024
dancing_cactuar
04/10/23 6:00:14 PM
#24
DOOM-64 posted...
I beg to differ when it comes to Biden. The only reason he won is because he is Biden:

* he got some of the old school democrat vote (blue collar 1970s democrats) due to his age and record
Ah yes, his octogenarian age with his amazing record of voting for the Iraq war and his horrible handling of the Anita Hill debacle that allowed Clarence Thomas and his silent ass to get into the supreme court, which in the long term allowed for shit like Roe v Wade to get overturned.

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I don't need to see a movie to know how well the characters are handled- Danyarmy
The PS5 has liquid metal tech like the T-1000 Terminator- AceCombatX
TopicThe Great Sleepy Joe Biden says he's planning on running in 2024
dancing_cactuar
04/10/23 5:22:53 PM
#13
DOOM-64 posted...
let me guess: Bernie voter who is too righteous to vote for Hillary?
Considering how both of them fit the elderly description of candidates he doesn't want, doubtful.

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I don't need to see a movie to know how well the characters are handled- Danyarmy
The PS5 has liquid metal tech like the T-1000 Terminator- AceCombatX
TopicThe Great Sleepy Joe Biden says he's planning on running in 2024
dancing_cactuar
04/10/23 5:14:19 PM
#6
Unsuprised_Pika posted...
How about he fucks off and we get some fucking canidates who won't be the oldest president in history and aren't status quo lovers or fucking facists?


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I don't need to see a movie to know how well the characters are handled- Danyarmy
The PS5 has liquid metal tech like the T-1000 Terminator- AceCombatX
TopicDisney 2012: Haha we don't need this old Star Wars EU shit!!
dancing_cactuar
04/08/23 1:59:50 PM
#5
They could have easily just said that several stuff like the video games, film novelizations, Thrawn Trilogy, Darth Bane trilogy, and James Luceno Plagueis book were canon, but then toss everything else into the dumpster and been pretty hunky dory. Instead they decided to throw all those out only to bring them back in a lamer way. Bravo Disney.

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I don't need to see a movie to know how well the characters are handled- Danyarmy
The PS5 has liquid metal tech like the T-1000 Terminator- AceCombatX
TopicWhat games had politics in them?
dancing_cactuar
04/07/23 8:16:11 PM
#28
Talos Principle
Fallout
Disco Elysium

MarbyIsBack posted...
Metal Gear Rising?
More like the entire Metal Gear series.

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I don't need to see a movie to know how well the characters are handled- Danyarmy
The PS5 has liquid metal tech like the T-1000 Terminator- AceCombatX
TopicThe best show on HBO Max.
dancing_cactuar
04/07/23 1:08:54 AM
#24
Maybe Chernobyl. Really need to get around to seeing stuff like The Wire and Sopranos.

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I don't need to see a movie to know how well the characters are handled- Danyarmy
The PS5 has liquid metal tech like the T-1000 Terminator- AceCombatX
TopicFormer Disney exec, Ike Perlmutter, claims he was FIRED for caring about profits
dancing_cactuar
04/06/23 7:54:47 PM
#31
ViewtifulGrave posted...
Which MCU projects lost money?
Eternals 100% lost money, and there's a real solid chance Quantumania also lost money given the advertising put into it. Any further would just be murky speculation.

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I don't need to see a movie to know how well the characters are handled- Danyarmy
The PS5 has liquid metal tech like the T-1000 Terminator- AceCombatX
TopicFormer Disney exec, Ike Perlmutter, claims he was FIRED for caring about profits
dancing_cactuar
04/06/23 6:52:09 PM
#27
Doom_Art posted...
Kevin Feige wanted a Black Panther movie in Phase 1 and a Captain Marvel movie in Phase 2 but Perlmutter veto'd those plans

Although I didn't know the bit about Andrew Garfield ending up in the MCU. Just another thing to hate him over lol
I know everyone likes T'Challa, but I think Phase 1 might have been too early for an intro to Black Panther and a Phase 2 introduction would be more appropriate than a Phase 1 intro, Phase 1 is too tightly knit for me to see a place where they could slot in a Black Panther movie. Once Avengers made a billion dollars and they realized they could make a killing, then yeah that would be the time to introduce the character and start making plans.

And as much as I like Tom Holland in the role, having an Andrew Garfield Spider-Man in the MCU would have been neat as I have no problem with him as the character, I have a problem with the shit movies his was in and the bad hand he was dealt courtesy of Sony but not the actor. Shame how things turned out.

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I don't need to see a movie to know how well the characters are handled- Danyarmy
The PS5 has liquid metal tech like the T-1000 Terminator- AceCombatX
TopicFormer Disney exec, Ike Perlmutter, claims he was FIRED for caring about profits
dancing_cactuar
04/06/23 6:27:07 PM
#20
iPhone_7 posted...
Whos Alt?
SMAL.

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I don't need to see a movie to know how well the characters are handled- Danyarmy
The PS5 has liquid metal tech like the T-1000 Terminator- AceCombatX
TopicName a video game that's impossible to hate.
dancing_cactuar
04/06/23 11:21:27 AM
#26
Tetris
Vampire survivors
Slime Rancher, although this is moreso because I find it near impossible to actively hate those adorable slimes.

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I don't need to see a movie to know how well the characters are handled- Danyarmy
The PS5 has liquid metal tech like the T-1000 Terminator- AceCombatX
TopicThe Super Mario Bros debuts with a 46% on Rotten Tomtoes.
dancing_cactuar
04/06/23 12:08:49 AM
#225
PiOverlord posted...
I'm just gonna say it as well for people who know a kid that likes seeing movies: the kids like this film more than they would have liked any Disney/Pixar film of the last 5 years.
Kids like practically anything animated. I liked fucking Shark Tale when I was a kid, for instance, yet I will not go to bat for that pile of garbage nowadays.

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I don't need to see a movie to know how well the characters are handled- Danyarmy
The PS5 has liquid metal tech like the T-1000 Terminator- AceCombatX
TopicSo the Mario movie has BAD critic score, GOOD audience score
dancing_cactuar
04/05/23 11:31:41 PM
#35
Irony posted...
If the scores were reversed you guys would just say it was being review bomb. You all made up your mind about how good it'd automatically be before it even came out.


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I don't need to see a movie to know how well the characters are handled- Danyarmy
The PS5 has liquid metal tech like the T-1000 Terminator- AceCombatX
TopicHBO is making a Harry Potter television series.
dancing_cactuar
04/05/23 1:25:23 PM
#165
WBC_Injury posted...
This isn't hard to understand. White authors have the habit of not describing their characters skin color or race unless they specifically are non-white. It's a tendency to default to the majority race of where they came from. If you read a book written by a white author from the western hemisphere, and they do not describe a character's skin color, there's a good chance the author intended for them to be white.
Not just white authors, I remember reading a series of books written by an African American and pretty much the reverse was the case, where white people had their skin color described but the supporting characters who were black never had that outright stated. It's a subconscious thing I find authors have, and maybe it's kinda weird, but people in general are weird and I suppose there's worse habits to have when writing.

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I don't need to see a movie to know how well the characters are handled- Danyarmy
The PS5 has liquid metal tech like the T-1000 Terminator- AceCombatX
TopicThe Super Mario Bros debuts with a 46% on Rotten Tomtoes.
dancing_cactuar
04/05/23 12:36:41 PM
#212
Hornswoggled posted...
I think it's time to officially declare that playing "Holding Out For A Hero" during your action scene a hack move.

Shazam 2 just did that shit too. It's so played out. Stop doing it.
I legit thought movies stopped doing it with Shrek 2, but in the span of 1 month we got Shazam 2, the Mario movie, even that Apple TV+ movie about getting the Tetris rights had the song play during a car chase I'm 99% sure didn't actually happen. Was there some recent resurgence in the song's popularity I missed?

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I don't need to see a movie to know how well the characters are handled- Danyarmy
The PS5 has liquid metal tech like the T-1000 Terminator- AceCombatX
TopicThe Super Mario Bros debuts with a 46% on Rotten Tomtoes.
dancing_cactuar
04/05/23 12:58:10 AM
#184
Punished_Blinx posted...
Haha what the. Like I agree Sonic, Tails and Knuckles all were characters that had heart but damn they weren't that deep haha.

I think not being as good as the Sonic movies is such a damn bummer. Those movies are overall okay but the Marsden stuff is such a drag. They're like half good and half just bland, awful kids movie from the 2000s crap. Like god damn why the fuck does a Sonic movie have an entire subplot about a Hawaiin wedding being ruined.
I understand conceptually why the wedding subplot was included, but in execution it works out like human subplots in certain monster movies, like how literally nobody on the entire face of the planet gives 5 flaming fucks about what Milly Bobby Brown, Deadpool Kid, and Conspiracy Theory guy were doing while King Kong was fighting Godzilla in the ocean and going to the center of the earth in Godzilla vs Kong.


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I don't need to see a movie to know how well the characters are handled- Danyarmy
The PS5 has liquid metal tech like the T-1000 Terminator- AceCombatX
TopicDSPGaming General XXIX: The Interrogation of Philip Burnell
dancing_cactuar
04/05/23 12:11:47 AM
#99
Nazanir posted...
On one hand I am tempted to say that I can't possibly believe this. I mean, it's not like the plot is convoluted or that it is Shakespear in style or anything like that. Anyone paying attention can figure it out.

But on the other hand.... it's Phil.
https://youtu.be/YOeaGIhtUtE?t=268
Whole video shows how he's utter shit at reviewing things like shows or movies (as if the recent Last of Us reactions weren't already evidence), but this is what the other guy was talking about.

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I don't need to see a movie to know how well the characters are handled- Danyarmy
The PS5 has liquid metal tech like the T-1000 Terminator- AceCombatX
TopicThe Super Mario Bros debuts with a 46% on Rotten Tomtoes.
dancing_cactuar
04/04/23 8:11:38 PM
#144
Disengaged posted...
Because comic books are a story telling medium first and foremost, they make money selling their stories.

Something a Mario platformer will never, ever, do.
So if Arcane sucked major ass it would have been OK because the most story you get out of your average League of Legends game is whatever toxic shit people are yelling at you over chat?

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I don't need to see a movie to know how well the characters are handled- Danyarmy
The PS5 has liquid metal tech like the T-1000 Terminator- AceCombatX
TopicThe Super Mario Bros debuts with a 46% on Rotten Tomtoes.
dancing_cactuar
04/04/23 7:09:08 PM
#119
Punished_Blinx posted...
The normal do 'what'
They recognize the reference and start clapping or pointing at the screen like that one DiCaprio meme, ergo this movie is immune to criticism because it referenced things they recognize which boomers most likely would not.

Disengaged posted...
I'm thinking why the fuck are these people taking the amount of time and effort they are to actually fucking seriously review this movie.
"Why are these people doing what they are paid by their employers to do?"

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I don't need to see a movie to know how well the characters are handled- Danyarmy
The PS5 has liquid metal tech like the T-1000 Terminator- AceCombatX
TopicThe Super Mario Bros debuts with a 46% on Rotten Tomtoes.
dancing_cactuar
04/04/23 7:04:40 PM
#115
Disengaged posted...
This movie isn't here to be a good movie.
Well then, seems like there's no reason to watch it if its intent isn't to be good.

Northlane posted...
I stand by Illumination has never made anything great
I stand by Illumination being the worst major animation studio in Hollywood.


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