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TopicFathers walking out on their families...how do they live with themselves?
ZangsBeard
01/08/23 9:11:13 PM
#6
Thats not very Kind... er egg of his father.

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TopicI wonder, do cats feel spice in their assholes?
ZangsBeard
01/08/23 9:10:15 PM
#1
I will not be answering questions.

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TopicDo you find feet arousing?
ZangsBeard
01/08/23 8:53:38 PM
#5
wwinterj25 posted...
Feet do nothing for me sexually.

Then shes not using them right.

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TopicRear ended in a White Castle parking lot!
ZangsBeard
01/08/23 8:50:35 PM
#33
kingdrake2 posted...
depends how much insurance covers on that type of issue.

my uncle got his car totaled from a drunk driver (he wasn't in the driver's seat or inside the car as it happened). still had to get a rental car for free for a few days then they gave him almost what they paid for his car when he first bought it and ended up buying a loan for a nicer car.

Oh I meant how you insure a car thats under a salvage title to keep driving it legally.

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TopicJitB?s
ZangsBeard
01/08/23 6:53:45 PM
#8
MrMelodramatic posted...
Eclairs Returns
Eclair Returnses

Zangses beard
Zangs beards

Definitely the latter. I havent had a chance to manscape in awhile.

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TopicJust DoorDashed some Fazoli's
ZangsBeard
01/08/23 5:56:22 PM
#3
I saw a bunch in Iowa but I never got around to trying them.

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TopicI've marked you for breaking the ToS
ZangsBeard
01/08/23 5:22:47 PM
#11
Fuck!

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TopicJitB?s
ZangsBeard
01/08/23 5:06:48 PM
#6
Depending on what youre referring to.

The restaurant? Jack in the Boxes. Because the outside, the box, is whats plural. Not whats inside.

The jack that pops out? Jacks in the box.

Multiple toys? Jacks in the boxes.

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TopicYou got hit by a transformation ray...
ZangsBeard
01/08/23 5:05:28 PM
#22
Which one gives me the smallest member? This thing is a curse.

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TopicAnd my grandfather passed away just a bit ago.
ZangsBeard
01/08/23 4:28:44 PM
#7
g0ldie posted...
sorry for your loss, TC.

Thank you. Im naked after him (both of my grandfathers but hes my first name), but Im not actually biologically related to him. Only found that out when I was 17. He never treated me differently from his other grand children and he treated my mother as his own I was always told.

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TopicAnd my grandfather passed away just a bit ago.
ZangsBeard
01/08/23 4:18:09 PM
#4
Crimsoness posted...
My condolences to your family

Thank you. Just got done doing the Walk of Heroes with my half brother and aunt.

Smackems posted...
Sorry to hear that

Thank you.

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TopicWhelp, grandfather just passed.
ZangsBeard
01/08/23 4:17:30 PM
#7
Antbregante posted...
My condolences. I wish your family well in this time.

Thank you.

I just got done doing the Walk of Heroes with my half brother and aunt.

Krow_Incarnate posted...
Sorry to hear that man. Is this the one that put off going to the hospital?

Yeah like the one person said, thats my father.

HornedLion posted...
My condolences.

Thank you.

DoubleOSnake posted...
how old was your grandpa though? r.i.p. was he your biological grandpa?

93. He had a long life. And he isnt. But he raised my mother as his own, and never treated me any differently from his other grand children. I dont know who my biological grandfather is. Apparently my mother found out before she died but she never told me.

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TopicAnd my grandfather passed away just a bit ago.
ZangsBeard
01/08/23 2:38:22 PM
#1
Im sitting in the room with my aunt as shes calling family to let them know.

My half brother is coming from the hotel to see him. And then theyll do the dignity walk.

Sigh.

Well, no more pain for him and hes off bullshitting with his hunting buddy and now hes back with his wife.

Thats the last of my 6 grandparents that Im aware of gone. (The one I dont know might still be out there but Ill probably never know who it is.)

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TopicFucking finally: my father is on the way to the ER!
ZangsBeard
01/08/23 2:35:29 PM
#46
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]


Hes pretty much the same today. Still only grazing food wise. Not eating as much as they want. So were giving him protein shakes to help get some extra nutrition into him.

Were getting him ct scans either today or tomorrow to see how the cancer is doing and well make a more informed decision regarding future course of action.

So Im mainly hanging around today... and theres also a different issue Ill be making a separate topic about in a second

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TopicWhelp, grandfather just passed.
ZangsBeard
01/08/23 2:08:23 PM
#1
On my way down to see him. Another victim of Covid.

So every grandparent Ive known of (5) is gone now. The 6th I may never know who they were... so they could still be out there. But even if they are I probably wont ever want to meet them.

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TopicHow do you drink soft drinks/soda/pop
ZangsBeard
01/08/23 1:25:44 PM
#15
Generally from a can or 20oz bottle.

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Topicif a parent is they/them, what pronoun do you use?
ZangsBeard
01/08/23 1:24:58 PM
#2
It would depend on their personal preference.

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TopicAvatar 3 may be called 'Avatar: the Seed Bearer'
ZangsBeard
01/08/23 1:07:17 PM
#10
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]


With 3D technology so realistic, your eyes will burn!

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TopicDoes playing Wonderwall on guitar at a party really get you laid?
ZangsBeard
01/08/23 11:37:16 AM
#5
I know, personally speaking, if I hear someone playing wonderwall it makes me almost uncontrollably need to suck their dick.

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TopicMy cat scratched me
ZangsBeard
01/08/23 11:25:44 AM
#6
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/2/0/AAVgnZAAEEhw.jpg

My arm perpetually.

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TopicMost beautiful woman in the world?
ZangsBeard
01/08/23 10:05:17 AM
#39
KREUK6 posted...
I'm into preggers now.

Let me guess: More feet?

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TopicRepublicans are a shit party.
ZangsBeard
01/08/23 9:12:32 AM
#52
This topic just makes me think about how Texas has been run by republicans for 27 years and theyre entire platform for the last election was that they were going to fix everything wrong with Texas

By doing the same things theyve been doing for the previous 27 years.

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TopicWhats with all these thots with like 3 images following me on twitter for?
ZangsBeard
01/08/23 8:34:28 AM
#5
Unsuprised_Pika posted...
Lol yeah right. I don't have a single photo, a real name or any real profile setup.

I just collect memes, cool pictures and porn. Maybe shitpost once in a blue moon.

Holy shit. Youre like the ultimate Twitter Chad Final Boss. No wonder theyre so fucking thirsty for your genetic code for their babies.

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TopicFucking finally: my father is on the way to the ER!
ZangsBeard
01/08/23 8:32:16 AM
#44
Yesterday wasnt much change. He was sleeping most of the day. Theyve had him doped up with oxy. But theyre not wanting to do that because hes sleeping too much. I figure hes catching up. He wasnt sleeping well at home.

Im awake to get there early so I can be there when my brother talks to the doctors about the future. Lol

im fucking tired and my back still hurts a bit.

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TopicWhats with all these thots with like 3 images following me on twitter for?
ZangsBeard
01/08/23 6:59:41 AM
#2
Theyre trying to steal your virginities. Be careful. Protect yourself my friend.

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TopicTo people who insist on cooking steak well-done...why?
ZangsBeard
01/08/23 6:58:52 AM
#57
Pipotchi posted...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Naporitan

Yeah, thats not what was made. There was nothing else added.

Number090684 posted...
I see, but Zangs said just pasta, ketchup and nothing else which is yikes.

Yep.

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TopicMemes Topic Turdy One
ZangsBeard
01/08/23 6:55:07 AM
#356
Heartomaton posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/9/3/AAcI8BAAEEfx.jpg

Looks like meats back on the menu boys!

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TopicI'm tired of getting caught jerking off.
ZangsBeard
01/08/23 6:46:39 AM
#60
Phenomenal_one posted...
i like doing it furiously but when the skin starts turning really red ,thats when I get concerned.

If it dont blister, youre not doing it right, mister.

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TopicMost beautiful woman in the world?
ZangsBeard
01/08/23 6:45:11 AM
#35
MrMelodramatic posted...
idk theres at least a hundred women at the university in town who are literally perfect. Like absolutely gorgeous 11/10. Cant be that rare.

Are you shallow Hal?

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/8/8/AAVgnZAAEEfs.jpg

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TopicJust stumbled upon a video of a mass shooter gunning down a super market
ZangsBeard
01/08/23 6:40:17 AM
#3
Cacciato posted...
Damn, you reminded me I need eggs

Dont forget the milk.

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Topica muscle in my arm has been twitching for like an hour...
ZangsBeard
01/08/23 6:27:29 AM
#3
SrRd_RacinG posted...
Amputation?

thenitll be

Lokarin posted...
it's armless, but it's making me paranoid


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TopicWhat companies are evil, but you keep buying their products?
ZangsBeard
01/07/23 10:41:04 PM
#7
All of them.

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TopicThe first two RE movies were actually pretty decent
ZangsBeard
01/07/23 9:40:03 PM
#10
Raikuro posted...
The second one has an ok Jill cosplay in the beginning that proceeds to get shit on by Alice the rest of the movie

Man, everyone gets shit on by Alice. Especially Alice. And Alice. And the other Alice.

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TopicThe Rock told me Black Adam was the best superhero movie ever.
ZangsBeard
01/07/23 9:38:36 PM
#5
Fierce_Deity_08 posted...
I have to watch Jungle Cruise first.

Will I understand Black Adam if I havent seen Jungle Cruise first?

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TopicWas anyone else homeschooled?
ZangsBeard
01/07/23 9:36:16 PM
#4
Where you the only one to get lucky at the junior dance?

My wife was home schooled from like 8th until she aged out at 18. Where she was didnt have graduation via homeschool so she doesnt have a diploma. Lol

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TopicThe first two RE movies were actually pretty decent
ZangsBeard
01/07/23 9:35:07 PM
#5
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/3/6/AAVgnZAAEEbw.jpg

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TopicThe first two RE movies were actually pretty decent
ZangsBeard
01/07/23 9:33:52 PM
#4
Fair. I did like the first couple of movies.

I watch through all 6 every now and then because of how fucking ridiculous they get.

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TopicThe first two RE movies were actually pretty decent
ZangsBeard
01/07/23 9:31:33 PM
#2
The movie or the hot French woman?

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TopicRear ended in a White Castle parking lot!
ZangsBeard
01/07/23 9:29:28 PM
#31
Pitlord_Special posted...
Yeah, my old truck (1991 Toyota Hilux) was totaled from being rear ended in the corner (bent the bumper, broke a taillight, and caused a dent and paint damage). I was going to just keep it with a salvage title but between the accident and finalizing the arrangement, it blew the head gasket while driving on the freeway. I was only about 2 miles from the insurance office so I limped it over there and just told them to take it and give me the check.

Awww what a sad way for a Hilux to go.

And I realized he fucked up my rear view camera too. That thing was like $250 on its own.

Id be surprised if this doesnt get totaled out.

I wonder how insurance works on a totaled out car

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TopicI got rear ended in a White Castle parking lot...
ZangsBeard
01/07/23 8:56:23 PM
#5
sodium-chloride posted...
Get checked out my man no parking lot butt sex is worth the long term health risks

Ill see how I feel tomorrow. But sometimes it feels good to get it raw and hard.

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TopicRear ended in a White Castle parking lot!
ZangsBeard
01/07/23 8:53:51 PM
#29
samsungsalt posted...
if the used car market wasnt so inflated your deductible is probably more than what your car is worth. lol

Liability only, bro. I dont have a deductible.

People are going to shit when they find out its 20 years old.

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TopicRear ended in a White Castle parking lot!
ZangsBeard
01/07/23 8:35:38 PM
#27
samsungsalt posted...
Lmao op drives a spectra

Oh no. I dont have a car payment. Lol

[LFAQs-redacted-quote]


Right?

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TopicAvatar 3 may be called 'Avatar: the Seed Bearer'
ZangsBeard
01/07/23 7:47:36 PM
#3
Oh shit, now I can be a jizzbender!

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TopicDo bloods use crypts to bury their loved ones
ZangsBeard
01/07/23 7:15:59 PM
#2
No, they use Latin kings.

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Topic6 year old shoots teacher in Virginia
ZangsBeard
01/07/23 6:55:03 PM
#24
I got spanked.

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TopicFucking finally: my father is on the way to the ER!
ZangsBeard
01/07/23 6:39:01 PM
#42
Well finally got ahold of the other brother. Hes down in New Mexico right now. Hes going to come up. Hes apparently not mad at dad anymore but was. I got his version of events and its a bit different.

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TopicI'm tired of getting caught jerking off.
ZangsBeard
01/07/23 5:03:17 PM
#51
SSJGrimReaper posted...
when sharing a bed it's necessary to fart under the covers to establish dominance

Look into their eyes and fart while masturbating. Furiously.

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TopicTo people who insist on cooking steak well-done...why?
ZangsBeard
01/07/23 5:02:19 PM
#47
Paragon21XX posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/3/1/AAC3AyAAEEYj.jpg
Left to right: rare, medium, well done

Mmm that looks like a nice Apritif.

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