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TopicGirl on Tinder asked if I had bins or boxes I could use to help her move
DKBananaSlamma
04/23/23 8:13:14 AM
#5
Bitches be crazy yo

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Neon >_>
TopicSupposedly only 22 percent of Americans want mifepristone
DKBananaSlamma
04/23/23 7:40:01 AM
#5
milf-what?

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Neon >_>
TopicHottest mom in mainline Pokemon games? >___>
DKBananaSlamma
04/23/23 6:15:37 AM
#4
Black 1 mom is still the hottest to me

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Neon >_>
TopicMega Man Battle Network is an alternative timeline where Dr. Light gets laid
DKBananaSlamma
04/23/23 6:13:04 AM
#20
To bad most of humanity dies out tho

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Neon >_>
TopicC/D: You would be willing to go to a nudity required resort or campground
DKBananaSlamma
04/23/23 6:12:20 AM
#6
Yeah, I've been to a nude beach and it was cool seeing titties and having my dick just blow in the wind. Feels liberating

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Neon >_>
TopicHottest mom in mainline Pokemon games? >___>
DKBananaSlamma
04/23/23 6:10:50 AM
#1
Which of your moms would you fuck?










Choose your reality!

Red Blue:
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/5/4/AAfOu0AAEaMO.jpg

Gold Silver:
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/5/5/AAfOu0AAEaMP.jpg

Ruby Sapphire:
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/5/6/AAfOu0AAEaMQ.jpg

Diamond Pearl:
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/5/7/AAfOu0AAEaMR.jpg

Black White:
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/5/8/AAfOu0AAEaMS.jpg

Black 2 White 2:
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/2/8/AAfOu0AAD8QM.jpg

X Y:
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/5/9/AAfOu0AAEaMT.jpg

Sun Moon:
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/6/0/AAfOu0AAEaMU.jpg

Sword Shield:
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/2/7/AAfOu0AAD8QL.jpg

Scarlet Violet:
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/6/1/AAfOu0AAEaMV.jpg


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Neon >_>
TopicCelebs cry on Twitter as they lose their blue check marks
DKBananaSlamma
04/23/23 5:58:02 AM
#216
rexcrk posted...
God, I miss the internet before the normies took over.
same

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Neon >_>
TopicIt would suck to be the last guy on earth
DKBananaSlamma
04/23/23 3:56:48 AM
#2
Sounds amazing!

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Neon >_>
TopicNobody showed up to see Boogie2988 at a con
DKBananaSlamma
04/22/23 7:37:07 PM
#5
I like how he took the pic in plain view lol

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Neon >_>
Topic2 TX cheerleaders shot in H-E-B parking lot after opening door to wrong vehicle
DKBananaSlamma
04/22/23 7:35:25 PM
#56
VampireCoyote posted...
Texas grocery store

the B literally stands for Butt
lol

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Neon >_>
Topic2 TX cheerleaders shot in H-E-B parking lot after opening door to wrong vehicle
DKBananaSlamma
04/22/23 7:23:24 PM
#53
What the heck is H-E-B?

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Neon >_>
TopicWhat would you do if you had a year to live
DKBananaSlamma
04/22/23 6:06:47 PM
#39
I guess quit my job and blow my savings. Go to Japan and fuck as many Japanese chicks as possible. Travel. Try to beat all the Yakuza games. lol

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Neon >_>
TopicRobots took blue collar jobs. AI took white collar jobs.
DKBananaSlamma
04/22/23 5:24:57 PM
#13
legendary_zell posted...
No collar jobs. We won't have jobs or shirts.
The human based economy is just gonna be OF stuff while robots and AI do everything else

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Neon >_>
TopicBen Simmons couldnt save the Nets from a playoffs sweep
DKBananaSlamma
04/22/23 4:04:44 PM
#4
Damn, i got got.

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Neon >_>
TopicBen Simmons couldnt save the Nets from a playoffs sweep
DKBananaSlamma
04/22/23 4:03:44 PM
#1
smh

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Neon >_>
TopicTwitter makes discriminating against Blue checkmarks 'hate speech'.
DKBananaSlamma
04/22/23 3:52:42 PM
#16
People take that site way too seriously

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Neon >_>
TopicShould children be microchipped like pets?
DKBananaSlamma
04/22/23 3:31:17 PM
#20
Children should be on a leash until they're 14

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Neon >_>
TopicRobots took blue collar jobs. AI took white collar jobs.
DKBananaSlamma
04/22/23 3:08:58 PM
#1
What will be left? >_>

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Neon >_>
TopicMega Man Battle Network is an alternative timeline where Dr. Light gets laid
DKBananaSlamma
04/22/23 2:49:07 PM
#18
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

idk seems like if you arent X or Zero, you just get rekt'd in an instant

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Neon >_>
TopicDrake Bell's wife files for DIVORCE!! Is she hot?
DKBananaSlamma
04/22/23 1:07:32 PM
#19
She's okay

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Neon >_>
TopicAlissa Heinerscheid takes leave of absence from Budweiser; replaced by executive
DKBananaSlamma
04/22/23 12:28:53 PM
#59
Bud light is only for situations where you need a lot of beer and want to get plastered, like for keggers, beerpong, slap cup, kings game, down the river, flip cup, etc. Same with Coors and Blue Ribbon. If you wanna sit down and enjoy a beer, you drink something else >_>

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Neon >_>
TopicAlways. Save. EVERYTHING. on the internet!
DKBananaSlamma
04/22/23 11:58:53 AM
#49
bump

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Neon >_>
TopicGoddamn psycho mantis is AWFUL on the pc version
DKBananaSlamma
04/22/23 11:56:52 AM
#2
The PC ports of MGS 1 and 2 are horrible. It unironically runs better by emulating the PS1 and PS2 versions on PC lol

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Neon >_>
TopicMega Man Battle Network is an alternative timeline where Dr. Light gets laid
DKBananaSlamma
04/22/23 11:32:06 AM
#17
I cannot believe literally billions of lives could've been saved if Dr. Light got his dick wet

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Neon >_>
TopicAkane was never best girl
DKBananaSlamma
04/22/23 11:14:56 AM
#5
Lotus > VLR Clover > Alice > Phi > Akane > that crazy busty chick from ZTD > Luna > Diana

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Neon >_>
TopicAlissa Heinerscheid takes leave of absence from Budweiser; replaced by executive
DKBananaSlamma
04/22/23 11:06:11 AM
#48
Agent_Stroud posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/4/5/AAR6WtAAELIB.jpg
lol

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Neon >_>
TopicDo you usually "hit back" at other users on this site, when they..
DKBananaSlamma
04/22/23 10:42:09 AM
#14
Nah they're just strangers on the internet. They aint worth my time >_> I honestly find it funny most of the time lol

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Neon >_>
TopicI'm learning a lot about buying houses.
DKBananaSlamma
04/22/23 10:41:03 AM
#18
Compsognathus posted...
My realtor was a man so I'm not sure your theory holds water.
Thats the exception that proves the rule

Alucard188 posted...
I would peg her a solid 7. Happily girlfriend and wife material.
Nice!

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Neon >_>
TopicIs there any more unlikely success in gaming than Goldeneye?
DKBananaSlamma
04/22/23 10:19:11 AM
#13
Yeah it"s crazy how fucked Goldeneye's development was, yet it became such a great game

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Neon >_>
TopicI'm learning a lot about buying houses.
DKBananaSlamma
04/22/23 10:18:20 AM
#15
Is she hot? I feel realtors are either hot young chicks or motherly older ladies. Literally no in between lol

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Neon >_>
TopicI'm learning a lot about buying houses.
DKBananaSlamma
04/22/23 9:15:44 AM
#9
It's wild right now. I have a 100k saved for a 30% down payment and some clown swooped in with 100% payment and waives inspection. What the fuck >_> How do I even compete with that

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Neon >_>
TopicMega Man Battle Network is an alternative timeline where Dr. Light gets laid
DKBananaSlamma
04/22/23 8:42:42 AM
#13
people forget how FUCKED X, Zero, and even Legends's worlds are. IIRC ZX is pretty alright from what I remember

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Neon >_>
Topicnow i have to watch a 3 hour youtube video to play a Yakuza minigame. wtf
DKBananaSlamma
04/22/23 7:45:49 AM
#15
Error1355 posted...
I feel like I never have the attention span to learn it every time I think I'm interested in it in Yakuza. lol
Once you learn the basics, you can usually get by Easy and Medium. Hard is just luck unless you're pretty skilled, which I'm not lol

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Neon >_>
Topicnow i have to watch a 3 hour youtube video to play a Yakuza minigame. wtf
DKBananaSlamma
04/22/23 7:34:58 AM
#13
Kloe_Rinz posted...
Its just that this stuff about like the order of the winds, and having to memorise these wind and bamboo cards seems a bit overwhelming.

Here's a super easy strat just to get you by and teach you the fundamental

Basically the hand you're usually aiming for is 4 "runs" and a pair. A "run" is either 3 of a kind or a sequence (aka 1-2-3, 5-6-7, etc.). You usually want to avoid the face tiles, which are the 4 wind tiles and the 3 dragon tiles.

You do NOT want to steal (aka perform a "Chi" or a "Pon" when the game prompts you) because that deducts points from your hand and sometimes makes it impossible to win that hand, even if you get 4 runs and a pair.

The only exception would be a "Ron", which is when you win while you're in Riichi by stealing another tile.

Riichi is an option you take when you're 1 tile away from a winning hand. When that happens, you usually click Square or something and the game auto-draws until either you draw the winning tile (called "Tsumo"), someone discards a tile you can steal to win (called "Ron") or the game is over. Most of the time you want to go into Riichi mode when you can.

That's basically it. Try to pay attention to what people discard. Like if you're aiming for 3 of a kind of the 5 bamboo and you see 2 of them discarded, that means there's only 2 available left and that would be impossible (because there's only 4 of each tile in the whole deck)

Obviously there's way more indepth stuff like prevailing wind and Hans and special hands like 7 pairs, but the strat I covered is just your easy bread and butter and will help you ease into it. You can look up all that other complicated stuff once you get comfortable with the flow of the game.

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Neon >_>
TopicMega Man Battle Network is an alternative timeline where Dr. Light gets laid
DKBananaSlamma
04/22/23 6:24:44 AM
#6
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]


But then MegaMan saves the day and everything is good. Unlike in X where Mega Man X saves the day, but 80% of the population still perishes because the colony crashed into the earth

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Neon >_>
TopicI served a right wing transphobe celebrity today
DKBananaSlamma
04/22/23 6:04:55 AM
#9
What did he order?

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Neon >_>
TopicMega Man Battle Network is an alternative timeline where Dr. Light gets laid
DKBananaSlamma
04/22/23 6:01:45 AM
#4
Wily is still an incel I think though >_>

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Neon >_>
TopicAlissa Heinerscheid takes leave of absence from Budweiser; replaced by executive
DKBananaSlamma
04/22/23 5:49:43 AM
#21
ChrisReeve posted...
https://youtu.be/-UYgORr5Qhg
Damn, he can really move in that suit lol

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Neon >_>
TopicMega Man Battle Network is an alternative timeline where Dr. Light gets laid
DKBananaSlamma
04/22/23 5:45:46 AM
#1
Because of the power of pussy, instead of getting into robotics, he gets into network AI. He has a son, who has a son with a pretty hot mom, and the world they live in is pretty much a utopia.

Compare this to the mainline games where he's a foreveralone incel and makes Mega Man. Eventually that leads him to create X and the world goes to complete and utter shit for the next 300ish years with the X series, and the Zero series, and eventually the Legends series.

tl;dr: fuck bitches, get money, save humanity

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Neon >_>
TopicCelebs cry on Twitter as they lose their blue check marks
DKBananaSlamma
04/21/23 7:59:56 PM
#110
The fact that people allowed this single website to have all this power is absolutely stupid

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Neon >_>
TopicMega Man Battle Network 6 has an irreversible softlock in it
DKBananaSlamma
04/21/23 7:08:54 PM
#37
Solid_Sonic posted...
I can't start the FUCKING game on my MacBook.

What is this garbage?
Cuz you have a macbook lolololololololol

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Neon >_>
TopicRIP Green Biker Dude
DKBananaSlamma
04/21/23 7:08:20 PM
#12
Gobstoppers12 posted...
I just played this like three days ago, but my framerate was all messed up so the intro played in super slow motion.

I watched green biker dude die for like 15 seconds.
How horrifying

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Neon >_>
TopicRIP Green Biker Dude
DKBananaSlamma
04/21/23 6:19:31 PM
#4
He's just a green dude that rides a bike

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Neon >_>
TopicCelebs cry on Twitter as they lose their blue check marks
DKBananaSlamma
04/21/23 4:58:45 PM
#88
A_Good_Boy posted...
My wife uses it to get up-to-the-minute updates when there's power outages, flash flood warnings, fires, and other pertinent information during emergencies or natural disasters. You can't find that information anywhere else.
There's plenty of other sites that do that too. Twitter aint the end all be all.

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Neon >_>
TopicCelebs cry on Twitter as they lose their blue check marks
DKBananaSlamma
04/21/23 3:31:37 PM
#64
People should be checking the actual state/city run .gov sites for information regarding their local area instead of some literal twitter page

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Neon >_>
TopicAlways. Save. EVERYTHING. on the internet!
DKBananaSlamma
04/21/23 3:29:09 PM
#48
super_felicia posted...
I am so sad my friend made music on myspace.com but I can't listen to it cos it all got purged in the update and all that remains are titles and I want to listen to them but I'd look creepy if I asked about his songs from 2007
He might not even have it.

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