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TopicIf Ken-sama can get a cute asian gf, anything's possible! Achieve your dreams CE
DKBananaSlamma
04/26/23 7:40:05 AM
#16
I wanna attend a Japanese high school and get into some slice of life shenanigans like trying to make the perfect activity for the culture club, running to school late with toast in my mouth, get chalk thrown at my head for sleeping in class after playing video games all night, etc. Literally livin' anime!

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TopicApparently the brain starts declining between 30 and 40
DKBananaSlamma
04/26/23 7:28:48 AM
#27
Yeah I feel like I dont remember shit as well

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TopicYikes FFVIII
DKBananaSlamma
04/26/23 7:24:48 AM
#49
Verdekal posted...
Remember that dude who did pushups to see up girls' skirts?
no lol. What was the context to that?

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TopicWingsOfRedemption v. boogie2988: 800 lbs., 1 ring Official Trailer
DKBananaSlamma
04/26/23 3:18:42 AM
#35
Both of them are just gonna try the Homer Simpson defense, where they just stand there and take hits until the other guy gets too tired

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TopicIf Ken-sama can get a cute asian gf, anything's possible! Achieve your dreams CE
DKBananaSlamma
04/26/23 3:14:41 AM
#12
SSJ2GrimReaper posted...
rate her boobs
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/7/7/AAfOu0AAEawh.jpg

Hard to tell but I dont see much there in that beach pic. I'll give her titties a 6/10 tho I'm just guestimating a lot

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Topic18/19 year old cosplayers on Instagram
DKBananaSlamma
04/26/23 12:30:39 AM
#8
Thank you. I will make sure not to look at this adult woman's page and shun her for trying to express herself

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TopicIf Ken-sama can get a cute asian gf, anything's possible! Achieve your dreams CE
DKBananaSlamma
04/26/23 12:25:05 AM
#10
Ken-sama is real

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TopicAre most current cell phone's cameras as good as point and shoot digital cameras
DKBananaSlamma
04/26/23 12:24:32 AM
#2
The zoom still sucks

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TopicNobody talking about Honkai Star Rail? It just dropped
DKBananaSlamma
04/26/23 12:23:23 AM
#11
How's the rule 34 porn? Literally my only knowledge of Genshin Impact is the porn the community generates

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Neon >_>
TopicIf Ken-sama can get a cute asian gf, anything's possible! Achieve your dreams CE
DKBananaSlamma
04/26/23 12:20:46 AM
#8
SSJ2GrimReaper posted...
i want a cute and sassy latina gf to yell at me in a combination of spanish and english
i saw this webm of this guy getting yelled at by his hispanic gf and she was throwing his clothes around and shit. Then 5 minutes later, they're making out and made up. It was funny >_>

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Topic18/19 year old cosplayers on Instagram
DKBananaSlamma
04/25/23 11:02:50 PM
#5
That's disgusting! Where can I find this so I know to avoid it? There's so many instagram pages! Which ones are the ones I should avoid?

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Neon >_>
TopicIf Ken-sama can get a cute asian gf, anything's possible! Achieve your dreams CE
DKBananaSlamma
04/25/23 11:01:38 PM
#5
I believe in Ken-sama. He has shown nothing but laser-focus for his goals and absolute loyalty to Japan. He would not disgrace a fellow countrywoman like this. He has iron-clad morals.

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TopicCounter-Strike weapon skin and knife sold for $500,000
DKBananaSlamma
04/25/23 10:56:05 PM
#17
GaryGensler posted...
https://i.imgur.com/Vl5Z9vN.png
That gun is ugly as shit. The knife is pretty cool tho. I'd probably pay $300k for that at least. So he sorta got ripped off

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Neon >_>
TopicBeing an office worker in Japan must be really nice
DKBananaSlamma
04/25/23 10:53:32 PM
#43
Murphiroth posted...
The truth isn't an insult.

And I've actually lived in Japan, something you'll never accomplish.

:)
Yet you backtalk your fellow countrymen? That's like slapping God across the face for giving you the privilege of living in such a glorious country

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TopicCounter-Strike weapon skin and knife sold for $500,000
DKBananaSlamma
04/25/23 10:52:13 PM
#15
Where the fuck are the pics? It must look amazing

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TopicBeing an office worker in Japan must be really nice
DKBananaSlamma
04/25/23 10:51:02 PM
#39
Turbam posted...
Fuck that.
I can live in America and enjoy all the weeb trash without having to live the office worker lifestyle.
All I gotta worry about is not getting shot.
dont have to worry about guns in Japan!

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TopicWingsOfRedemption v. boogie2988: 800 lbs., 1 ring Official Trailer
DKBananaSlamma
04/25/23 10:50:36 PM
#28
This is amazing. Like a gift from the heavens

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TopicIf Ken-sama can get a cute asian gf, anything's possible! Achieve your dreams CE
DKBananaSlamma
04/25/23 10:48:50 PM
#3
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

And he made it. It's the true power of human tenacity and is an inspiration to us all

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TopicWingsOfRedemption v. boogie2988: 800 lbs., 1 ring Official Trailer
DKBananaSlamma
04/25/23 10:47:27 PM
#25
Is this real??

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TopicBeing an office worker in Japan must be really nice
DKBananaSlamma
04/25/23 10:46:14 PM
#34
All I see are a bunch of jealous bakka gaijins that they arent living in glorious nipponland with a cute Japanese gf

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TopicLRG annouced a Jurassic Park 30th Anniversary Retro Collection
DKBananaSlamma
04/25/23 10:40:35 PM
#33
Jurassic Park 2 on the Snes was awesome. I still play it once in a while

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TopicBeing an office worker in Japan must be really nice
DKBananaSlamma
04/25/23 10:37:03 PM
#26
Japan is a glorious utopia

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TopicIf Ken-sama can get a cute asian gf, anything's possible! Achieve your dreams CE
DKBananaSlamma
04/25/23 10:35:43 PM
#1
If this man:
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/3/7/AAfOu0AAD6QN.jpg

can achieve his dreams:
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/3/8/AAfOu0AAD6QO.jpg

Anything is possible.

What's your excuse!? Never give up on your dreams!

NEVER. GIVE. UP.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYzMYcUty6s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXsQAXx_ao0

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TopicPlaying the first of 3 Viewtiful Joe games (Spoilers)
DKBananaSlamma
04/25/23 7:23:53 PM
#21
I never even heard of it. I guess that's why it stopped at 3 lol

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TopicOne time, I took another guy's girlfriend to the drive in.
DKBananaSlamma
04/25/23 7:22:25 PM
#18
They dont have to be big to be nice

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TopicWould you date a horse girl?
DKBananaSlamma
04/25/23 7:22:00 PM
#10
I thought this was gonna be a joke about Kassieplx >_>

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TopicOne time, I took another guy's girlfriend to the drive in.
DKBananaSlamma
04/25/23 7:21:04 PM
#16
How were her boobs?

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TopicPlaying the first of 3 Viewtiful Joe games (Spoilers)
DKBananaSlamma
04/25/23 7:19:51 PM
#18
There was a 3rd Viewitful Joe game?

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TopicThis is a topic about the hottest Zelda girl
DKBananaSlamma
04/25/23 7:05:41 PM
#11
Fuck, how did I forget about Cia? Literally disrupted time itself just to fuck Link, and he didnt even go for it smh. What a dumbass

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TopicBeat Mega Man Zero 2. What a great fucking game
DKBananaSlamma
04/25/23 7:04:51 PM
#3
Seaman_Prime posted...
I love all the Zero games, idk how Id rank them all but 2 would probably be on the bottom even though that opening sequence has the coolest theme song ever.
whaaaaaat?! 2 and 3 are top tier. 1 and 4 are definitely the weaker entries but still great

3 > 2 > 1 > 4

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TopicMan, everyone wants to fuck Zero in Mega Man >_>
DKBananaSlamma
04/25/23 7:03:56 PM
#6
Heartomaton posted...
Neon wants to fuck Zero.
He has boobs afterall lol

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TopicThis is a topic about the hottest Zelda girl
DKBananaSlamma
04/25/23 6:14:06 PM
#4
Cremia > the rest

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TopicMan, everyone wants to fuck Zero in Mega Man >_>
DKBananaSlamma
04/25/23 6:04:18 PM
#1
Iris wants to fuck Zero
Layer wants to fuck Zero
X wants to fuck Zero
Ciel wants to fuck Zero
Harpunia wants to fuck Zero

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TopicRemember when Tucker Carlson interviewed that reporter that watched hentai?
DKBananaSlamma
04/25/23 4:56:43 PM
#6
balls deep

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TopicWoman with big boobs shamed at gym for wearing top showing cleavage
DKBananaSlamma
04/25/23 4:16:09 PM
#19
EndOfDiscOne posted...
No one wants to look at your boobs hanging out
said literally no one ever

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TopicI have been told intentional weightloss is fatphobic
DKBananaSlamma
04/25/23 4:15:21 PM
#13
Musk cant crash this useless site into the ground fast enough >_>

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TopicBeat Mega Man Zero 2. What a great fucking game
DKBananaSlamma
04/25/23 3:43:18 PM
#1
Didnt use any Cyber Elves either. These games make my dick rock hard! Battle Network is fun, but this is where the real GBA Mega Man shit is >_>

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TopicSalma Hayek is 56
DKBananaSlamma
04/25/23 3:26:32 PM
#22
I cant believe that guy fucks Salma Hayek every single night.

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TopicWhy is GameFAQs discussion so fucking toxic lately?
DKBananaSlamma
04/25/23 3:25:05 PM
#24
It's just randos on the internet. Who cares? >_>

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TopicHow long until a woman is considered "old"
DKBananaSlamma
04/25/23 3:08:07 PM
#33
Once she hits 30 lawl

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TopicRemember when Tucker Carlson interviewed that reporter that watched hentai?
DKBananaSlamma
04/25/23 1:07:32 PM
#5
Prestoff posted...
I watched the Internet Historian video of it and it was hilarious. I think he used an excuse that he was trying to show it to his family or something? I don't remember all the details, but man I wish it was something I could watch it happen live lol.
He said he was only looking at it to show his kids and wife that tentacle porn was a real thing (his kids are adults btw). But out of 212 pages of this hentai, there is zero tentacle porn in it >_> He then said that "oh tentacle porn is really hard to find" LOL

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TopicRemember when Tucker Carlson interviewed that reporter that watched hentai?
DKBananaSlamma
04/25/23 1:06:24 PM
#4
MedeaLysistrata posted...
yeah, didn't that guy end up working some min wage job?
Did he? lol, I don't know what happened to him after all the hentai stuff, but it wouldn't surprise me

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TopicRemember when Tucker Carlson interviewed that reporter that watched hentai?
DKBananaSlamma
04/25/23 1:00:00 PM
#1
The guy's name was Kurt Eichenwald. That whole situation was hilarious >_> That's my only memory of Tucker Carlson lol, but all these Tucker Carlson topics reminded me of this.

I probably can't post the video summarizing it but look up Internet Historian's Seize the Day for a quick and funny recap. (idk why he deleted it from his channel but it got reuploaded)

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TopicI will never understand how reviews dictate so many people's opinions on things.
DKBananaSlamma
04/25/23 12:40:18 PM
#8
Jagr_68 posted...
lost it @ "Girthman"
My favorites are "Jeff Gerstman is fat!!! LOL!!!" and "Jeff was abused as a child"

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TopicI will never understand how reviews dictate so many people's opinions on things.
DKBananaSlamma
04/25/23 12:38:34 PM
#7
VeggetaX posted...
As a gamer, if I just mention "8.8" would you immediately know what I'm talking about?
Of course

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TopicI will never understand how reviews dictate so many people's opinions on things.
DKBananaSlamma
04/25/23 12:34:04 PM
#4
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/4/2/AAfOu0AADtlW.jpg

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TopicRemember MagicDonut?
DKBananaSlamma
04/25/23 12:29:41 PM
#5
Bass posted...
Wasn't he the one that was a porn camera man for a while too?
No that was a different CEman. Foreman49 or something. He used to tell stories about getting his d*** s***ed between scenes and what not lol. Unfortunately he got killed during a robbery at a gas station and was caught in the crossfire

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TopicRemember MagicDonut?
DKBananaSlamma
04/25/23 12:27:26 PM
#3
Does he still have that exclusive subreddit?

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