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Bad_Mojo posted...

That's not true at all. Andrew Tate is a huge piece of shit, and yet you feel the need to make something up to prove he is.

What about the stuff in Romania

Ethiopian

They're called losers

He seems incredibly dumb every time he opens his mouth. You ever see like an actual intellectual talk and you get this sense that they know what they're talking about just from how they express themselves on whichever subject they specialize in? He does the opposite of that

it's cause it tends to taste very artificial. real strawberries are delicious. in general, strawberry "flavor" is just very chemical tasting

same as other fruit "flavors". i.e. koolaid, capri sun, etc

it's bronze age logic

bobbaaay posted...

I've never physically met a single person who actually likes just plain chocolate ice cream. I get that hating strawberry is a meme to some people - but the clear answer is chocolate.

I like plain chocolate

bye strawberry

That's all fine but it sounds like she spends all her free time doing outdoors stuff while for me, that kind of stuff is maybe once every other week at most. So I don't think it's gonna work out

GiftedACIII posted...

Always found it interesting how people who make light of this are the ones most likely to get overly outraged at the idea of cats, dogs, and horses being eaten.

Well. I eat meat but think it's unethical to do so. So I'm just a hypocrite

But the "they were bred to be companions, so it's different" argument is a very braindead one people use to justify their conditional outrage

What about bad dudes and jacked bitches?

Yes and no. Metaphors are in fact used in literature. But not every detail is a metaphor

Alteres posted...

What, he was genetically altered to not show up on camera?

He means that going through the missions and never being seen by anyone or any cameras is canon. The 100% stealth route

The malarkey ends now

Nasty_Nitro posted...

47 is lucky he lives in the early 2000s any good detective would review footage of his kills and catch his tall bald headed tattoo ass so quickly

QR code head lookin ass

DipDipDiver posted...

Also the Hitman games, Agent 47 could not be more conspicuous if he tried

No one seems to care about the barcode

Of course

My parents are eastern european immigrants, so

Are those sardines, like from a can?

The assassin outfit fit the general aesthetic of the first game but then they kept it going forward into every time period and geographical region for some reason

What did anyone think republicans haven't totally gone off the deep end or something? Moderate Republicans aren't coming back

billcom6 posted...

cause youre a weeb

Rekt rammed

Jesus fucking christ

People forget the individual ex-yugoslavian states cause there's so many of them and they're all small, so I don't blame you

NinjaWarrior455 posted...

People really flock to chick fil a as if it's an amazing food experience you can't get anywhere else when in reality their food is mid af. The only thing they do better than anyone is their customer service but who the fuck goes to a fast food restaurant for that?

We live in a country where Applebee's is the fancy option for a lot of people when they don't want fast food. I'm not very surprised people go nuts over chicken sandwiches

Trump would go to Trump Detention Center and get all the Trump Hamberders he could ever want

Nukazie posted...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuKUKZKpgVo

This is great

I like how if you think prison rape is a bad thing then you must be defending pedophilia

Just a reminder that we're still apes at the end of the day, despite the dressing

VampireCoyote posted...

liquid confirmed to be Pepsi

Lmao

Damn, I just got home from there last night. Mass shootings aren't common there at all

Nah not necessarily. I know this is a trump reference obviously and the dude is definitely guilty of a ton of crimes, but it's just a right to avoid self incrimination. It's a good right to have for regular people dealing with a legal system that will try to get you on something even though you're innocent

Bo oh uh wuh uh

He survived the initial hell that his diet put him through and now his body is toxic to all other organisms. Nothing can kill him

Caring if someone's text is in a blue bubble or a green bubble is a red flag

DarthAragorn posted...

Honestly considering it's a republican candidate I expected an actual rapist

Well, what's his stance on the Roe stuff?

I used to give street homeless here money in NYC until someone explained how shelters work here. Basically everyone choosing to be on the streets is probably an addict and I don't really want to help keep them that way by giving them money. I buy extra food for them when I get lunch sometimes but I'm not giving them cash anymore. I'm willing to hear how I'm wrong, if I'm wrong, cause I see a lot of them daily

Lmao

COVxy posted...

This is such an insanely pathetic rant that I'm having a little trouble believing it lol.

I think its someone using his voice to read a copypasta, or someone that sounds like him. I've seen the stuff he says there word for word in written form somewhere else

This is the crossover I didn't know I needed

It starts off a bit slow but it's as good as Breaking Bad as it goes on imo

Try microwaving chewys for a few seconds

Two knives

Too busy thinking about if they could to stop and consider if they should.

This isn't what cracker barrel was supposed to be about!

but why

I don't need someone to share my interests tbh. My best relationship we didn't have a lot in common but we got along really well and could talk all day without getting bored of each other

what