Current Events > Trump is 76. Whoa. How does a guy on a diet of McDonald's live that long?

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SHRlKE
08/12/22 5:13:11 AM
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Whats his secret?
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ZevLoveDOOM
08/12/22 5:14:14 AM
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if Trump ate fruit and vegetables, it would be like his kryptonite at this point. lol
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JoeBurrow
08/12/22 5:15:26 AM
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Evil assholes live longer

Look at Henry Kissinger

The Reagans too
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Aressar
08/12/22 5:17:02 AM
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Plenty of money/loans/IOUs to afford the best medical care, I reckon. Also, because life just isn't fair.

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indica
08/12/22 5:53:27 AM
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eating the pineal glands of children...

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Null_Gain
08/12/22 5:57:36 AM
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JoeBurrow posted...
Evil assholes live longer

Look at Henry Kissinger

The Reagans too

Dedication to evil

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Purple_Cheetah
08/12/22 5:57:56 AM
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It's simple.
You see all those time lapses and images of McDonald's a long time later?

Preservatives
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PrettyBoyFloyd
08/12/22 5:59:18 AM
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Pure motivation.


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ZevLoveDOOM
08/12/22 6:04:27 AM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/7/3/AAXJAeAADjiF.jpg
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ThyCorndog
08/12/22 6:06:10 AM
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He survived the initial hell that his diet put him through and now his body is toxic to all other organisms. Nothing can kill him

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PrettyBoyFloyd
08/12/22 6:06:51 AM
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ZevLoveDOOM posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/7/3/AAXJAeAADjiF.jpg

The Donald's

Donald's Place

Donald's Dining


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Prestoff
08/12/22 6:15:33 AM
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ZevLoveDOOM posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/7/3/AAXJAeAADjiF.jpg

Well we now know that he won't get his second scoop of ice cream because the machine will be broken.

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Sayoria
08/12/22 6:31:41 AM
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Republicans never die young. They have a stronger longevity to ruin the country. It's like cancer. The longer it is around, the stronger and more dangerous it gets.

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Raikuro
08/12/22 6:43:38 AM
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The lack of stress from the complete absence of a conscience and integrity does wonders for a lifespan.
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Vyrulisse
08/12/22 6:48:36 AM
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76 years old... possibly searching for nuclear documents...

76...

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PrettyBoyFloyd
08/12/22 7:03:20 AM
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There is that one guy who ate a Big Mac a day for 50 years.

He's around the same age as Trump.


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legendarylemur
08/12/22 7:09:55 AM
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I mean have you seen his shape? Like not whether or not he's in shape but his like actual fuckin geometric shape. He's literally like an onigiri but somehow in multiple perspectives. It's unreal

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Trumble
08/12/22 7:43:39 AM
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Hamburgers are bad for you. Trump averts this by eating hamberders instead.

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LeCh0nk
08/12/22 7:57:16 AM
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Raikuro posted...
The lack of stress from the complete absence of a conscience and integrity does wonders for a lifespan.
Yup. Came in to say this.

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Sheiky-Baby
08/12/22 8:00:40 AM
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Doubt the guy actually eats it daily. I mean, you can eat fast food once or twice a week, for your entire life and still be fine, as long as your main diet is decent.

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Blue_Target
08/12/22 8:02:32 AM
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Sheiky-Baby posted...
Doubt the guy actually eats it daily.
I doubt that

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karmageddon28
08/12/22 8:22:08 AM
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At this point, he's like one those old, busted, piece of shit cars that look they're held together by rust and bondo.

You get rid of the rust and whole damn car falls apart.
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PrettyBoyFloyd
08/12/22 8:28:58 AM
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I originally assumed he did it to relate to the avg person.

Like many figure that people with money don't eat at places like that.

People with money eats a $100 breakfast, $200 lunch, $500 dinner.

Just because why not.

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Crimsoness
08/12/22 8:29:47 AM
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It irks me that my dad died at 72 and this turd gets to keep on going

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Srk700
08/12/22 8:45:11 AM
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He made a deal with the devil
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CARRRNE_ASADA
08/12/22 8:46:21 AM
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Money is the fountain of youth..unless you get an aggressive cancer

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Lebronwon
08/12/22 9:17:20 AM
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Warren Buffett is 91 and drinks 5 cans of Coca-Cola a day.

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VigorouslySwish
08/12/22 9:24:37 AM
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He can afford the best doctors money can buy

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Autocraticus
08/12/22 10:33:29 AM
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By his principal, humans have limited energy to spend until they expire. Meaning, he has spent his life NOT expending energy so that he is able to prolong his life. Wild theory.
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BTH_Phoenix
08/12/22 1:16:12 PM
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oh shit maybe he took the secret ingredients for Coke

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Popcorn2000
08/12/22 1:16:29 PM
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Preservatives
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