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SrRd_RacinG
08/20/22 1:15:00 PM
#1:


Or am I misunderstanding things? I mean he did apparently die but what is death if you can come back from it?


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ThyCorndog
08/20/22 1:15:16 PM
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it's bronze age logic

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Ratchetrockon
08/20/22 1:15:57 PM
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I only have mortal mind idk what immortals think about it

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Heartomaton
08/20/22 1:16:19 PM
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He picked up a bonus life on a previous level.

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s0nicfan
08/20/22 1:16:49 PM
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So what did Jesus really sacrifice?

Jesus gave up his weekend for your sins.

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SrRd_RacinG
08/20/22 8:38:50 PM
#6:


Bump

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MarcoRubio
08/20/22 8:40:25 PM
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SrRd_RacinG posted...
Bump

Why?

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SrRd_RacinG
08/20/22 8:45:43 PM
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MarcoRubio posted...
Why?

Resurrection ;)

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Smiffwilm
08/20/22 8:53:07 PM
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A zombie's a zombie.

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Irony
08/20/22 8:53:31 PM
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Ok but died again though

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Chicken
08/20/22 8:54:13 PM
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What if whoever came back wasnt actually Jesus?

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EmbraceOfDeath
08/20/22 8:54:22 PM
#13:


He got a death trigger and an enters the battlefield trigger out of it.

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ButteryMales
08/20/22 9:15:59 PM
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It's a shitty retcon.
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Gobstoppers12
08/20/22 9:39:10 PM
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He was literally dead for three days.

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BestInTheWorId
08/20/22 9:51:19 PM
#16:


You think your lag is bad? it took Jesus 3 days to respawn

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IShall_Run_Amok
08/20/22 9:56:23 PM
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s0nicfan posted...
Jesus gave up his weekend for your sins.
More 'n I would give.

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HudGard
08/20/22 10:06:07 PM
#18:


He spent 3 days in Hell, ripping and tearing Doomslayer style.
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lilORANG
08/20/22 10:11:15 PM
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If we don't sin, Jesus died for nothing. Live it up folks!

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