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TopicHave you ever met someone that didn't want there to be a heaven?
mortimerjames
09/15/17 10:22:04 AM
#12
What atheists themselves say they will rot in the ground after death?!
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TopicHave you ever met someone that didn't want there to be a heaven?
mortimerjames
09/15/17 10:16:00 AM
#4
Atheist don't. That's why they hate Christians. Christians get to go to heaven and atheists just rot.
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TopicYou think Anti-theism is on the rise?
mortimerjames
09/15/17 9:43:18 AM
#22
averagejoel posted...
that being said, don't particularly care if someone is atheist, but Richard Dawkins-style atheism should just f***ing die

Dawkins gets too bad of a rap. All he asks is claims come with evidence. Is that really bad?
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TopicYou think Anti-theism is on the rise?
mortimerjames
09/15/17 9:21:36 AM
#8
Not really.
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TopicAre the Clintons evil people?
mortimerjames
09/15/17 9:02:39 AM
#5
Hillary is a succubus. Bill was a great guy but evil Hillary turned him over to the darkside. So I guess she's a Darth or whatever they're called.
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TopicWoman arrested for physically attacking man who wouldn't have sex with her.
mortimerjames
09/15/17 6:26:15 AM
#10
Should be attempted rape.
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TopicHow is it that 1x1 = 1?
mortimerjames
09/14/17 6:02:55 AM
#54
So tc is asserting he's a math genius now?
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TopicDo you usually speed when driving?
mortimerjames
09/13/17 6:34:54 PM
#34
60 on the street at all times
90 on the freeway at all time

livin life in the fastlane, no ragrets
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TopicHow well would Superman and Goku fare if their situations were reversed
mortimerjames
09/13/17 12:02:18 PM
#28
Trigg3rH4ppy posted...
mortimerjames posted...
you forget that Goku is the true legendary super saiyan, so he would always get stronger no matter what

The legend is just a myth because so few saiyans normally achieved that level. Any Super Saiyan would be considered "legendary" back on planet Vegeta. The whole point of the legend was that it was a rare thing but goten and trunks kinda debunked that.

i have no idea what you're talking about

goten and trunks? never heard of them
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TopicHow well would Superman and Goku fare if their situations were reversed
mortimerjames
09/13/17 11:40:32 AM
#20
DragonPick posted...
I don't think the TC is asking what would happen if they would ever fight, just what would their respective stories be if they had switched places and landed on each other's Earths as a baby.

The reason for Goku's nerfing is because he really does need Roshi's martial arts training and to be challenged often to grow strong and someone already said Goku probably would have never gotten dropped on the head, so he would have tried to take over.

Goku in DC universe would have been a villain and probably would never reach super sayain, but he'd be a high level threat anyway because unless you kill him, he's just going to get stronger, break out of whatever you hold him in and proceed to mollywhop and try to conquer the world until other strong heroes stop him.

Kind of like Doomsday I guess >_>

you forget that Goku is the true legendary super saiyan, so he would always get stronger no matter what
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TopicMost Liberal states are happier. Most southern states are sad.
mortimerjames
09/13/17 11:00:38 AM
#5
liberals love sitting in a chair and finger wagging, so its not surprising
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TopicHow well would Superman and Goku fare if their situations were reversed
mortimerjames
09/13/17 10:55:45 AM
#4
Superman dies after facing King Piccolo, Piccolo becomes supreme ruler of earth, forces kami to fuse with him and becomes the strongest being in the universe.

Batman tries to recruit Goku for the Justice League but Goku is a lone wolf and the other members resent Goku cause he saves the day by himself and they plot to kill him. He is devastated and refuses to kill them so he becomes a galactic hero, saving planet after planet.
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TopicWhy did Spike from Tom and Jerry have blue eyes?
mortimerjames
09/13/17 10:48:26 AM
#7
He was a bulldog, bulldogs come from the UK, could be something there. I don't know if theres anything to it, thats why I ask.
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TopicBible verses. "Behold" replaced with "Look buddy" and such.
mortimerjames
09/13/17 10:47:28 AM
#19
sig
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TopicWhy did Spike from Tom and Jerry have blue eyes?
mortimerjames
09/13/17 10:39:01 AM
#4
Asking the tough questions is trolling now
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TopicWhy did Spike from Tom and Jerry have blue eyes?
mortimerjames
09/13/17 10:28:42 AM
#1
Did he represent the Aryan race? Were the creators of Tom and Jerry antisemitic?

Really makes you wonder.
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TopicIs this celebrity A, B, C or D list day 10: J.J. Abrams!
mortimerjames
09/13/17 10:23:16 AM
#13
Wait is he the Game of Thrones showrunner? Oh man he's definitely an A-lister
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TopicWhite House wont commit to signing joint congressional resolution condemning
mortimerjames
09/13/17 10:18:22 AM
#10
i'm just saying what is this supposed to do? if i was trump i'd throw it in the trash
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TopicWhite House wont commit to signing joint congressional resolution condemning
mortimerjames
09/13/17 10:11:43 AM
#7
lol what? you have to sign a paper saying they're bad people or else they aren't?

get this bs outta here
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TopicEver successfully gotten a handy from a legitimate masseuse?
mortimerjames
09/13/17 10:09:35 AM
#19
In russia the masseuse makes you give them a handy
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TopicIs this celebrity A, B, C or D list day 10: J.J. Abrams!
mortimerjames
09/13/17 10:04:27 AM
#6
Never saw that movie, is that like his best work?
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TopicIs this celebrity A, B, C or D list day 10: J.J. Abrams!
mortimerjames
09/13/17 9:57:57 AM
#3
who
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TopicHow do you eat your cereal?
mortimerjames
09/13/17 9:54:18 AM
#13
just put toothpaste on a stick of gum and chew it
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TopicGuns should be made with a leaver (like beaver) so when you shoot
mortimerjames
09/13/17 9:51:10 AM
#6
killing should cause as much physical pain as mental pain
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TopicGuns should be made with a leaver (like beaver) so when you shoot
mortimerjames
09/13/17 9:47:48 AM
#1
You get pricked.

Not only would there always be evidence but you'd associate shooting with pain and never do it again
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Topicwhy haven't scientist came up with cereal infused with like milk molecules
mortimerjames
09/13/17 9:40:31 AM
#1
so every bite you get a burst of milk instead of a crunch

we have hoverboards but no milkreal
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TopicIf ghosts aren't real then are all those TV shows are fake?
mortimerjames
09/13/17 9:38:13 AM
#18
you can't lie on tv, thats like rule number one
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TopicWhy are trolls on CE such low quality compared to other places?
mortimerjames
09/13/17 9:37:30 AM
#4
too many troll hunters here
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TopicHow do you eat your cereal?
mortimerjames
09/13/17 9:35:01 AM
#2
pour the milk in the box and eat it out of the box with a spoon
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TopicShould people be allowed to veto the government?
mortimerjames
09/13/17 9:25:15 AM
#3
and you move out of the country?
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Topic....anyone know anything about Vegy?
mortimerjames
09/13/17 9:21:25 AM
#10
i heard he's fat
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TopicDouble SLIT (mmm) experiment, why is GOD playing with us?
mortimerjames
09/13/17 9:18:28 AM
#1
https://plus.maths.org/content/physics-minute-double-slit-experiment-0

perplexing, what say you armchair Einsteins? why does this happen
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TopicHave to do a 200 word essay on why Ben Franklin invented electricity
mortimerjames
09/13/17 9:12:26 AM
#15
he was trying to enhance his orgasms
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TopicHow is it that 1x1 = 1?
mortimerjames
09/13/17 7:33:22 AM
#12
1x2=1+1
1x1=1+...something so it must be at least 2
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TopicWhy are the new iPhones pissing ppl off
mortimerjames
09/13/17 5:55:51 AM
#7
Other phones will probably raise their prices now
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Topic11-year-old boy fell into volcanic crater. His parents died trying to save him
mortimerjames
09/13/17 5:40:03 AM
#18
Probably be worse if he was 2, never seeing his mom and dad for what would feel like eternity again
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TopicHow come in media black people always get cool nick names?
mortimerjames
09/12/17 12:13:54 PM
#2
everything has an address in spacetime already
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TopicThere's 200 gb on my pc that's unaccounted for, how do I find it?
mortimerjames
09/12/17 11:26:29 AM
#3
Windows
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TopicJust watched the pilot of rick and morty
mortimerjames
09/12/17 10:57:45 AM
#7
First episode is probably the funniest. They're robots Morty!
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TopicWhat do we do if its proven Trump is a Cylon?
mortimerjames
09/12/17 10:53:32 AM
#4
so I can focus on fighting the cylons?
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TopicWhat do we do if its proven Trump is a Cylon?
mortimerjames
09/12/17 10:44:13 AM
#1
I fear by then it may be too late.
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Topicis robotry the thinking man's fetish
mortimerjames
09/12/17 10:39:53 AM
#3
robo orgies?
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TopicWhat if Climate Change is the Devils latest plan on how to destroy Gods children
mortimerjames
09/12/17 10:30:37 AM
#1
We all know Satan has been trying to get his snakey slimey fingers on us, cause he is super jelly that we are God's favorite.
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TopicIs it illegal for a 19yr old female to have sex with a 15yr old female?
mortimerjames
09/12/17 10:10:14 AM
#10
Depends
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TopicPerson A calls person B the N word and person B starts punching them, whos wrong
mortimerjames
09/12/17 10:04:52 AM
#26
person b, person a did nothing wrong
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TopicThe best romantic advice I ever received was 'It's lower than you think. But...
mortimerjames
09/12/17 9:29:06 AM
#2
So true, the hole is often very elusive.
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TopicDaniel tosh has a few 9/11 jokes
mortimerjames
09/12/17 2:15:34 AM
#1
They are pretty good, 10/10 comedian
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TopicTrump Supporters who tried to BOYCOTT IT because of Stephen King has BACKFIRED!!
mortimerjames
09/11/17 8:39:30 PM
#2
oh yeah I forgot there was supposed to be a boycott, shoot I let my Trump bros down. That movie was great
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