Current Events > Bible verses. "Behold" replaced with "Look buddy" and such.

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DrizztLink 09/11/17 11:24:19 PM #1:	http://the-toast.net/2016/06/06/bible-verses-where-behold-has-been-replaced-with-look-buddy/ I don't know why this is so hilarious. --- http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif <cite>DrizztLink posted [p:886441858] in Bible vers... [t:75765600]...</cite> <quote>http://the-toast.net/2016/06/06/bible-verses-where-behold-has-been-replaced-with-look-buddy/ I don't know why this is so hilarious.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CountessRolab 09/11/17 11:25:52 PM #2:	--- https://i.imgur.com/Ux7l21R.jpg <cite>CountessRolab posted [p:886441932] in Bible vers... [t:75765600]...</cite> <quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
lilORANG 09/12/17 2:04:36 PM #3:	i'm going to bump this --- #FeelTheBern http://i.imgur.com/q5z4CUu.jpg http://i.imgur.com/6B9oFXh.jpg http://i.imgur.com/sy42Dlf.jpg <cite>lilORANG posted [p:886470753] in Bible vers... [t:75765600]...</cite> <quote>i'm going to bump this</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Melonfarms 09/12/17 2:05:33 PM #4:	That sounds pretty funny. I hope I remember to check it out when I can. --- PSN: obsurdrandom FEH: 6893310631 <cite>Melonfarms posted [p:886470815] in Bible vers... [t:75765600]...</cite> <quote>That sounds pretty funny. I hope I remember to check it out when I can.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zikten 09/12/17 7:00:25 PM #5:	I saw something similar once in a gift shop in Hawaii. the entire bible was converted to Hawaiian slang speak. http://www.pidginbible.org/ Da Boss Above, he take care me, Jalike da sheep farma take care his sheeps. He goin give me everyting I need. He let me lie down wea da sweet an soft grass stay. He lead me by da water wea I can rest. He give me new kine life. He lead me in da road dat stay right, Cuz I his guy. <cite>Zikten posted [p:886487604] in Bible vers... [t:75765600]...</cite> <quote>I saw something similar once in a gift shop in Hawaii. the entire bible was converted to Hawaiian slang speak. http://www.pidginbible.org/ Da Boss Above, he take care me, Jalike da sheep farma take care his sheeps. He goin give me everyting I need. He let me lie down wea da sweet an soft grass stay. He lead me by da water wea I can rest. He give me new kine life. He lead me in da road dat stay right, Cuz I his guy.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ForestLogic 09/12/17 7:02:28 PM #6:	Zikten posted... I saw something similar once in a gift shop in Hawaii. the entire bible was converted to Hawaiian slang speak. http://www.pidginbible.org/ Da Boss Above, he take care me, Jalike da sheep farma take care his sheeps. He goin give me everyting I need. He let me lie down wea da sweet an soft grass stay. He lead me by da water wea I can rest. He give me new kine life. He lead me in da road dat stay right, Cuz I his guy. This is absolutely terrific. --- AKA Level 36 ForestWanderer / ObjectiveLogic http://www.poorcouplesfoodguide.com - Pizza Time! <cite>ForestLogic posted [p:886487693] in Bible vers... [t:75765600]...</cite> <quote><cite>Zikten posted...</cite> <quote>I saw something similar once in a gift shop in Hawaii. the entire bible was converted to Hawaiian slang speak. http://www.pidginbible.org/ Da Boss Above, he take care me, Jalike da sheep farma take care his sheeps. He goin give me everyting I need. He let me lie down wea da sweet an soft grass stay. He lead me by da water wea I can rest. He give me new kine life. He lead me in da road dat stay right, Cuz I his guy.</quote> This is absolutely terrific.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SkittyOnWailord 09/12/17 7:04:35 PM #7:	I can imagine him looking like this while talking. XD --- I'm here! I'm furry! I'll try not to shed! =^_^= i7 5820K\|Rampage V Extreme\|32GB DDR4 Ripjaws 4\|2xSLI GTX 980ti Lightning LE\|HAF 932\|Samsung 50inch 4K\|HTC Vive <cite>SkittyOnWailord posted [p:886487784] in Bible vers... [t:75765600]...</cite> <quote>I can imagine him looking like this while talking. XD </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WafflehouseJK 09/12/17 7:07:40 PM #8:	This is my favorite topic. --- "She was like, 'Oh, did you see that firefighter? Hes so cute.' And I was like, Mom, I just got blown up." <cite>WafflehouseJK posted [p:886487926] in Bible vers... [t:75765600]...</cite> <quote>This is my favorite topic.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Axiom 09/12/17 7:09:41 PM #9:	The Lord said to Moses, “I am the Lord; tell Pharaoh king of Egypt all that I say to you.” But Moses said to the Lord, “Look, buddy, I am but a poor speaker; how then shall Pharaoh listen to me?” Lmao <cite>Axiom posted [p:886488021] in Bible vers... [t:75765600]...</cite> <quote>The Lord said to Moses, “I am the Lord; tell Pharaoh king of Egypt all that I say to you.” But Moses said to the Lord, “Look, buddy, I am but a poor speaker; how then shall Pharaoh listen to me?” Lmao</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
lilORANG 09/12/17 7:13:17 PM #10:	@Melonfarms --- #FeelTheBern http://i.imgur.com/q5z4CUu.jpg http://i.imgur.com/6B9oFXh.jpg http://i.imgur.com/sy42Dlf.jpg <cite>lilORANG posted [p:886488198] in Bible vers... [t:75765600]...</cite> <quote>@Melonfarms</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
specialkid8 09/12/17 7:18:29 PM #11:	Zikten posted... I saw something similar once in a gift shop in Hawaii. the entire bible was converted to Hawaiian slang speak. http://www.pidginbible.org/ Da Boss Above, he take care me, Jalike da sheep farma take care his sheeps. He goin give me everyting I need. He let me lie down wea da sweet an soft grass stay. He lead me by da water wea I can rest. He give me new kine life. He lead me in da road dat stay right, Cuz I his guy. I saw one of these in gullah once. It was hilarious. <cite>specialkid8 posted [p:886488435] in Bible vers... [t:75765600]...</cite> <quote><cite>Zikten posted...</cite> <quote>I saw something similar once in a gift shop in Hawaii. the entire bible was converted to Hawaiian slang speak. http://www.pidginbible.org/ Da Boss Above, he take care me, Jalike da sheep farma take care his sheeps. He goin give me everyting I need. He let me lie down wea da sweet an soft grass stay. He lead me by da water wea I can rest. He give me new kine life. He lead me in da road dat stay right, Cuz I his guy.</quote> I saw one of these in gullah once. It was hilarious.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Melonfarms 09/12/17 8:50:41 PM #12:	lilORANG posted... @Melonfarms Thanks for the reminder. --- PSN: obsurdrandom FEH: 6893310631 <cite>Melonfarms posted [p:886493188] in Bible vers... [t:75765600]...</cite> <quote><cite>lilORANG posted...</cite> <quote>@Melonfarms</quote> Thanks for the reminder.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HylianFox 09/12/17 9:01:17 PM #13:	SkittyOnWailord posted... I can imagine him looking like this while talking. XD didn't know Jesus was so hot --- I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals FUH-LAMING! - Homer Simpson i.imgur.com/a2EzoIs.gif i.imgur.com/rPcGRiP.gif <cite>HylianFox posted [p:886493772] in Bible vers... [t:75765600]...</cite> <quote><cite>SkittyOnWailord posted...</cite> <quote>I can imagine him looking like this while talking. XD </quote> didn't know Jesus was so hot</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DrizztLink 09/13/17 5:23:10 AM #14:	Bump. --- http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif <cite>DrizztLink posted [p:886511347] in Bible vers... [t:75765600]...</cite> <quote>Bump.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Unknown5uspect 09/13/17 5:27:48 AM #15:	SkittyOnWailord posted... I can imagine him looking like this while talking. XD Lmao that looks like me. <cite>Unknown5uspect posted [p:886511418] in Bible vers... [t:75765600]...</cite> <quote><cite>SkittyOnWailord posted...</cite> <quote>I can imagine him looking like this while talking. XD </quote> Lmao that looks like me.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 09/13/17 5:34:07 AM #16:	Non Christians always get really excited when they see shit like this but what they don't realize is this has gone on for many many decades. The "Good News" Christian folks are to blame. They believe the morals and the word of God is so important, not how it is worded. And actively publish the bible and biblical stories in every lingo and terminology you care to name. I remember having a Cockney bible from the 60s. And a really retrospectively hilarious kids one from the 90s where it was like "And Peter said 'Awesome! That's totally rad!" and things like that. Honestly name pretty much any dialect or lingo that you can think of and chances are there is a bible written in it. --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:886511516] in Bible vers... [t:75765600]...</cite> <quote>Non Christians always get really excited when they see shit like this but what they don't realize is this has gone on for many many decades. The "Good News" Christian folks are to blame. They believe the morals and the word of God is so important, not how it is worded. And actively publish the bible and biblical stories in every lingo and terminology you care to name. I remember having a Cockney bible from the 60s. And a really retrospectively hilarious kids one from the 90s where it was like "And Peter said 'Awesome! That's totally rad!" and things like that. Honestly name pretty much any dialect or lingo that you can think of and chances are there is a bible written in it.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DrizztLink 09/13/17 10:46:02 AM #17:	Nobody cares, UR. --- http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif <cite>DrizztLink posted [p:886520459] in Bible vers... [t:75765600]...</cite> <quote>Nobody cares, UR.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ThyCorndog 09/13/17 10:46:24 AM #18:	Axiom posted... The Lord said to Moses, “I am the Lord; tell Pharaoh king of Egypt all that I say to you.” But Moses said to the Lord, “Look, buddy, I am but a poor speaker; how then shall Pharaoh listen to me?” Lmao Lol --- Hey what's going on in this thread http://i.imgur.com/6fpKRW8.gif http://i.imgur.com/RNZi0gk.gif <cite>ThyCorndog posted [p:886520480] in Bible vers... [t:75765600]...</cite> <quote><cite>Axiom posted...</cite> <quote>The Lord said to Moses, “I am the Lord; tell Pharaoh king of Egypt all that I say to you.” But Moses said to the Lord, “Look, buddy, I am but a poor speaker; how then shall Pharaoh listen to me?” Lmao</quote> Lol</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mortimerjames 09/13/17 10:47:28 AM #19:	sig --- Tell me the story about how people used to believe in the Bible - Future kid to their grandparents <cite>mortimerjames posted [p:886520531] in Bible vers... [t:75765600]...</cite> <quote>sig</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
dave_is_slick 09/13/17 10:51:55 AM #20:	Axiom posted... The Lord said to Moses, “I am the Lord; tell Pharaoh king of Egypt all that I say to you.” But Moses said to the Lord, “Look, buddy, I am but a poor speaker; how then shall Pharaoh listen to me?” Lmao By far the best one! Just picturing that is amazing..l --- The most relaxing version of Aquatic Ambiance I've ever heard: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bl61y1XM7sM <cite>dave_is_slick posted [p:886520715] in Bible vers... [t:75765600]...</cite> <quote><cite>Axiom posted...</cite> <quote>The Lord said to Moses, “I am the Lord; tell Pharaoh king of Egypt all that I say to you.” But Moses said to the Lord, “Look, buddy, I am but a poor speaker; how then shall Pharaoh listen to me?” Lmao</quote> By far the best one! Just picturing that is amazing..l</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DrizztLink 09/13/17 5:51:09 PM #21:	One last time. --- http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif <cite>DrizztLink posted [p:886541656] in Bible vers... [t:75765600]...</cite> <quote>One last time.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
King Rial 09/13/17 5:56:52 PM #22:	That gave me quite a few chuckles. Quite a few. --- I use Google... A lot.... >______> <cite>King Rial posted [p:886541990] in Bible vers... [t:75765600]...</cite> <quote>That gave me quite a few chuckles. Quite a few.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
kkTheKiller42 09/13/17 6:05:28 PM #23:	UnfairRepresent posted... Non Christians always get really excited when they see shit like this but what they don't realize is this has gone on for many many decades. The "Good News" Christian folks are to blame. They believe the morals and the word of God is so important, not how it is worded. And actively publish the bible and biblical stories in every lingo and terminology you care to name. I remember having a Cockney bible from the 60s. And a really retrospectively hilarious kids one from the 90s where it was like "And Peter said 'Awesome! That's totally rad!" and things like that. Honestly name pretty much any dialect or lingo that you can think of and chances are there is a bible written in it. DrizztLink posted... Nobody cares, UR. I found it interesting --- http://tinyurl.com/3zfs5vb http://tinyurl.com/br9bdeu http://i.imgur.com/6re4mWM.jpg http://i.imgur.com/o0b0x9O.jpg <cite>kkTheKiller42 posted [p:886542534] in Bible vers... [t:75765600]...</cite> <quote><cite>UnfairRepresent posted...</cite> <quote>Non Christians always get really excited when they see shit like this but what they don't realize is this has gone on for many many decades. The "Good News" Christian folks are to blame. They believe the morals and the word of God is so important, not how it is worded. And actively publish the bible and biblical stories in every lingo and terminology you care to name. I remember having a Cockney bible from the 60s. And a really retrospectively hilarious kids one from the 90s where it was like "And Peter said 'Awesome! That's totally rad!" and things like that. Honestly name pretty much any dialect or lingo that you can think of and chances are there is a bible written in it.</quote> <cite>DrizztLink posted...</cite> <quote>Nobody cares, UR.</quote> I found it interesting</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PrettyBoyFloyd 09/13/17 6:08:39 PM #24:	Hey Yo! --- The Evil Republicans - Est.2004 - WoT [Government Destabilizing Branch] <cite>PrettyBoyFloyd posted [p:886542755] in Bible vers... [t:75765600]...</cite> <quote>Hey Yo!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lightsasori 09/13/17 6:09:37 PM #25:	Zikten posted... I saw something similar once in a gift shop in Hawaii. the entire bible was converted to Hawaiian slang speak. http://www.pidginbible.org/ Da Boss Above, he take care me, Jalike da sheep farma take care his sheeps. He goin give me everyting I need. He let me lie down wea da sweet an soft grass stay. He lead me by da water wea I can rest. He give me new kine life. He lead me in da road dat stay right, Cuz I his guy. 10/10 --- "Yare yare daze" ~ Jotaro Kujo "Children are pure, they know who's the strongest." ~ MaskDeSmith <cite>Lightsasori posted [p:886542804] in Bible vers... [t:75765600]...</cite> <quote><cite>Zikten posted...</cite> <quote>I saw something similar once in a gift shop in Hawaii. the entire bible was converted to Hawaiian slang speak. http://www.pidginbible.org/ Da Boss Above, he take care me, Jalike da sheep farma take care his sheeps. He goin give me everyting I need. He let me lie down wea da sweet an soft grass stay. He lead me by da water wea I can rest. He give me new kine life. He lead me in da road dat stay right, Cuz I his guy.</quote> 10/10</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gguirao 09/13/17 6:10:00 PM #26:	Zikten posted... I saw something similar once in a gift shop in Hawaii. the entire bible was converted to Hawaiian slang speak. http://www.pidginbible.org/ Da Boss Above, he take care me, Jalike da sheep farma take care his sheeps. He goin give me everyting I need. He let me lie down wea da sweet an soft grass stay. He lead me by da water wea I can rest. He give me new kine life. He lead me in da road dat stay right, Cuz I his guy. Yeah, it's called Da Jesus Book. --- Donald J. Trump--proof against government intelligence. <cite>gguirao posted [p:886542837] in Bible vers... [t:75765600]...</cite> <quote><cite>Zikten posted...</cite> <quote>I saw something similar once in a gift shop in Hawaii. the entire bible was converted to Hawaiian slang speak. http://www.pidginbible.org/ Da Boss Above, he take care me, Jalike da sheep farma take care his sheeps. He goin give me everyting I need. He let me lie down wea da sweet an soft grass stay. He lead me by da water wea I can rest. He give me new kine life. He lead me in da road dat stay right, Cuz I his guy.</quote> Yeah, it's called Da Jesus Book.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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