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TopicLet's talk about MGSV: The greatest game to ever suck *endgame spoilers*
KJH
09/07/17 6:02:38 PM
#70
foolm0r0n posted...
KJH posted...
...So, a child soldier getting a nickname is more credit than a man who's 2 years older than Big Boss and chosen as his personal field medic, recruited into MSF, and was regarded as one of their best?

Yes by far. Because all the story and gameplay of MGS2 gave Raiden "psychopath killer" credit. It's a ridiculous backstory, but there's no other way to explain Raiden and why you are playing him.

In V, there are literally dozens of S+ soldiers that you can collect and play as. They are all worthy to be Big Boss according to MGSV, but why weren't they? No reason. V was just the lucky one picked out.

I mean the easiest way to explain Raiden is the VR. The whole point was memes and scenes > genes, they imprinted a lot on him. Venom being the best in MSF is definitely a lot more impressive than Raiden being the best of a bunch of Liberian child soldiers. Venom's equivalent of VR is all the memory imprinting stuff he goes through.

Even MGS4 says Big Boss was basically for use as propaganda, which fits into MGS3 with how The Boss was meant to take the fall and MGSV with all that other stuff about the other MSF survivors spreading his legend and Venom himself furthering the legend and not Big Boss. Plenty of people could've been as good as him.
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TopicLet's talk about MGSV: The greatest game to ever suck *endgame spoilers*
KJH
09/07/17 1:18:44 PM
#56
KamikazePotato posted...
KJH posted...
It's like how Raiden was a nobody that got made into an equal to Solid Snake

Raiden was previously a child soldier who killed enough dudes to get a nickname as scary as 'Jack the Ripper'. That was a lot more plausible (well, Metal Gear style plausible) than being a random medic.

...So, a child soldier getting a nickname is more credit than a man who's 2 years older than Big Boss and chosen as his personal field medic, recruited into MSF, and was regarded as one of their best?
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TopicLet's talk about MGSV: The greatest game to ever suck *endgame spoilers*
KJH
09/07/17 5:51:58 AM
#42
I liked the Venom twist, because I always thought Portable Ops/Peacewalker/MGS4 went way too hard on making Big Boss into this tragic hero, even though he's a flat out lunatic in MG2.

Like we'd already seen his legend wasn't entirely of his own making given The Boss threw the fight against him, early on in MGSV we're told that his surviving MSF soldiers spread word about him and helped make him a legend while he was in a coma, and then it turns out the majority of BB's legend is actually just his best soldier acting out an idealized version of BB better than BB himself probably could've done. It's like how Raiden was a nobody that got made into an equal to Solid Snake. That, and using Venom like that (especially given how he felt about what they did to The Boss) is a better fit for sliding into how he is in MG2 than killing child soldiers would've been.
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Topiclooking for good ass yaoi doujins
KJH
09/05/17 3:06:33 PM
#21
Ass yaoi in high demand.
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TopicNintendo reveals Mario is no longer a plumber.
KJH
09/04/17 6:37:46 PM
#6
It says that he used to be a plumber.

It's not like he has been a plumber for ages. He's a SUPER STAR.
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TopicWhat Gundam series are good?
KJH
09/03/17 6:28:15 PM
#15
The first one is pretty good still, though they do have a movie trilogy version of it if you're really pressed for time. I'd recommend doing one or the other first, because there's a lot of other ones that take place in the same universe and the same time or shortly after the first Gundam series, and it's cool to have context for all the stuff happening.

Two that haven't been mentioned that happen during the middle of the first Gundam series and I really like are:

Gundam 0080: War in the Pocket (6 episodes) - Way less focus on the mechs, way more on how a neutral space colony is responding to a galactic war.

Gundam Thunderbolt (4 episodes) - Integrates music super well, lots of action, gives a lot of focus to both sides of the war in a fairly isolated skirmish.
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TopicATTN: Texas B8ers [Hurricane]
KJH
09/02/17 2:05:32 AM
#68
Found out one of my friends got displaced by the hurricane. His car got submerged and his house got flooded, wasn't even able to take along any personal belongings.

https://twitter.com/yodooder/status/903592782954205184
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TopicSeptember Video Games
KJH
09/01/17 4:14:07 PM
#33
ninkendo posted...
I hope Gundam versus is good I haven't really been following it though

Beta's up from 9/2 to 9/4! Can pre-load already. Check it out, I played the Japanese beta a ton and that game's great.
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TopicSeptember Video Games
KJH
09/01/17 12:41:39 PM
#18
Gundam Versus for sure.
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TopicFire Emblem Warriors Gamescom trailer
KJH
08/24/17 4:15:20 PM
#16
I mean, Marth's games + Fates + Awakening is a huge portion of the series. 6 of 15 games. They're probably the most popular bunch all things considered, so including either games means either dipping into what's probably going to be DLC/sequel/expansion roster, or cutting characters from those games so that there's just token lords from each game instead of getting a pegasus knight/wyevern rider/mage knight/archer, or really weird exclusions in general.
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TopicIs punching a Nazi as bad as being a Nazi?
KJH
08/20/17 2:09:31 PM
#138
Godwin's law.
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TopicHow likely are you to declare an indie game your GOTY?
KJH
08/20/17 12:23:47 PM
#47
Absolutely 0% chance. Yakuza Zero, Nioh, BotW, Nier Automata, Persona 5, Splatoon 2, Sonic Mania, Gundam Versus, Mario Odyssey.
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TopicMercenaries Draft Week 15 Results: Shine On You Crazy Diamond
KJH
08/18/17 1:20:29 AM
#42
Something important to bring up: Sonic Mania confirms that Oil Ocean IS flammable.
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TopicBecause Sonic Mania, post your favorite Sonic songs.
KJH
08/16/17 7:32:09 PM
#52


Clearly not the best Sonic song, but one of my favorites. Makes me laugh every time.
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Topic~BOXING MATCH!~ Little Mac vs. Rocky Balboa
KJH
08/04/17 11:45:00 AM
#10
Lopen posted...
Mac's nothing without his scrappy underdog cred.


He has an entire game mode of Title Defenses against people he's already beaten while being the world champion!
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Topic~FIGHT!~ Dark Samus Raiden Lightning Morrigan Poison Dizzy vs. Diablo and Chrom
KJH
07/29/17 11:33:38 PM
#144
I mean honestly, both Sol and Potemkin aren't exactly good for mercs because both consistently fight with limiters on for literally no reason.

Put in life/death situations, it'd make more sense for them to remove them, but they only sometimes do and sometimes not all the way or the entire time?

Just put Bedman in, strongest most cutscene-heavy fighter in the series. He'd appreciate the walls of text.
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Topic~FIGHT!~ Dark Samus Raiden Lightning Morrigan Poison Dizzy vs. Diablo and Chrom
KJH
07/29/17 10:53:14 PM
#138
Those seem like weird semantics. I'd personally say if you're dodging attacks aimed at you (because that's what she would be doing, she's not going to just sit there and take attacks in pretty much any circumstance), you're still being attacked even if you're not being hit.
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Topic~FIGHT!~ Dark Samus Raiden Lightning Morrigan Poison Dizzy vs. Diablo and Chrom
KJH
07/29/17 1:13:07 AM
#50
Dizzy solos.

Like, literally, she could. Even though she clearly doesn't have to with Damus, Raiden, and Lightning around.
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TopicHow do you feel about Pikmin?
KJH
07/28/17 7:26:18 AM
#13
All of them are great. 3 > 1 > 2.

Hope we get a real 4, sidescroller doesn't do it for me.
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TopicLet's discuss how Marvel vs Capcom Infinite can salvage its roster with good DLC
KJH
07/25/17 11:35:32 PM
#9
Spencer's clearly in because he and Strider go well with Captain America. The ultimate anti-nazi, anti-communism trio.
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Topic~FIGHT!~ Fox Elma W100 Knux MM Zera vs Archer Ryu3 Cloud Light Lilit Terra Nilin
KJH
07/21/17 8:16:24 PM
#80
Ryu3 is a genetic freak with +105% pythons.

It spells disaster for you.
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Topic~FIGHT!~ Fox Elma W100 Knux MM Zera vs Archer Ryu3 Cloud Light Lilit Terra Nilin
KJH
07/21/17 12:30:47 AM
#36
Team W100.

That's a lot of arwings they don't even need. Just hop out of them and Unite Hand to make themselves immune to fire (if the arwings are somehow exploding), and they can also Unite Sword to nullify Ryu3's electric breath attack. It's pretty easy to do either given all they need is 10 people left of their 100 to manage either one.
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TopicAbigail Street Fighter V trailer
KJH
07/17/17 10:13:18 AM
#15
Meanwhile on the same day: Future Trunks, Geese, Skullomania, Anime Fighting Crossover
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Topic~FIGHT!~ Lightning Kuja Damus Grigori Dizzy Poison Morrigan vs. Final Bosses
KJH
07/16/17 5:14:00 PM
#9
Team Dizzy

Lightning > Caius already, and then there's Kuja, Grigori, Dizzy, and Dark Samus to deal with the other two pretty easy.
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Topic~FIGHT!~ Bossman Coolguy's Kingpins vs. Kaziklu Bey
KJH
07/16/17 12:56:22 AM
#22
I doubt Shulk or his allies disintegrate given Monado Shield, along with the fact that he probably doesn't keep the aura up if Shulk purges it.
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Topic~FIGHT!~ Bossman Coolguy's Kingpins vs. Kaziklu Bey
KJH
07/16/17 12:33:50 AM
#19
I mean there's like 4 posts explaining things on him already.
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Topic~FIGHT!~ Raziel and Chrom vs. Geralt, Yuffie and Sephiroth
KJH
07/16/17 12:30:37 AM
#115
Most people are interpreting "knows all of their abilities" in this case as in what you'd refer to as the abilities a character can do in combat (like Chrom's Aether), since it talks about their fighting style, abilities, equipment, and weaknesses. It's a catch-all for things a character can do like moves, since otherwise he'd not know about things his target can actually do. Knowing the mercs-term abilities instead of knowing what special moves his opponent can do is just silly, because that's useless in 99% of the cases and is just weird meta knowledge that leaders already know anyway, or effects are already in place, or rules make it clear that everyone knows conditions have changed from abilities.
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Topic~FIGHT!~ General Bub's Spiritual Hitsquad vs. Archer and Cloud
KJH
07/16/17 12:23:38 AM
#27
I don't think Star Dragon Sword is particularly noteworthy against Dracula. Dracula's not Neclord, and Neclord is definitely not up to par with Dracula.

Dracula completely no-sold Shanoa (to the point he doesn't even bother transforming against her), who has more than a handful of powerful holy spells. Something like Sanctuary in PoR also does nothing against Dracula, despite curing vampirism in three different plot cases, so that's another case where a powerful holy plot item that disables vampirism can't do anything to Dracula despite affecting other vampires.
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Topic~FIGHT!~ Bossman Coolguy's Kingpins vs. Kaziklu Bey
KJH
07/16/17 12:16:42 AM
#17
Shulk because Shulk+Dante+Shadow Mewtwo+Flynn should be enough magical stuff + buffs + people.
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Topic~FIGHT!~ Wonderful 100 Knuckles Fox Elma Sorey Char vs. Marisa Vic Viper Suguri
KJH
07/15/17 2:44:22 PM
#46
Elma (but really, W100 and Fox are pretty good too)
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Topic~FIGHT!~ Raziel and Chrom vs. Geralt, Yuffie and Sephiroth
KJH
07/15/17 1:27:24 AM
#57
Raziel's also very good at TK (it's generally more of his thing than Kain's even). Stealth combined with TK and general speed and power is pretty good for getting a kill in on one of his lives.

So yeah, Team Raziel too. The idea of Chrom using a lance against Geralt for weapon advantage is funny too, since it's not only Fire Emblem logic, but Witcher logic too: (book spoilers) Geralt dies to a peasant stabbing him with a pitchfork)
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Topic~FIGHT!~ KOS-MOS Wrex Donte BassEXE Liquid Yu Narukami Kirby vs. Dante Sparda
KJH
07/15/17 12:14:15 AM
#18
Team Bass.

BUFFS and TEAMWORK. Like you could remove Liquid, Yu, and Kirby and it'd still be fairly favorable for this team.
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Topic~FIGHT!~ Raziel and Chrom vs. Geralt, Yuffie and Sephiroth
KJH
07/14/17 11:56:01 PM
#43
Yeah, Chrom risked Robin getting possessed by a dragon god along with himself getting stabbed through the chest with a lightning bolt for one of Robin's plans before. Or leading his entire army into a volcano on Robin's suggestions. Or abandoning half his fleet of ships and setting fire to them to use as flaming battering rams against another fleet.

He likes having a tactician to follow.
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Topic~FIGHT!~ Raziel and Chrom vs. Geralt, Yuffie and Sephiroth
KJH
07/14/17 11:53:13 PM
#40
Chrom's willing to follow a strategy of an ally, especially if he knows Raziel will revive. Might be a bit more aggressive on Raziel's second life, but he's still fairly pragmatic (to the point of being a warmongerer in the alt timeline if not for Lucina's influence).
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TopicBest new gaming character so far this year?
KJH
07/11/17 4:41:57 PM
#36
Jack Baker, for sure.
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TopicMercenaries Draft Week 9 Results: A Momentary Lapse of Reason
KJH
07/10/17 1:41:03 PM
#39
No Cielo AND no Spencer, what a waste.
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Topichow does MGS3 compare to MGS2 in terms of story?
KJH
07/10/17 1:32:30 PM
#49
3 is a James Bond movie plot with very enjoyable, charming characters.

Really different from how 2 is weird and postmodern.
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Topic~FIGHT!~ Mega Man and Nightmare Geese vs. Kirby, Booker deWitt and Potemkin
KJH
07/09/17 5:53:23 PM
#74
Since when? Like when has Potemkin fallen short in a fight. Canonically all he's done pretty much is impress Zepp, win his independence, and be the head fighter of a military coup of the strongest, most advanced nation around in the GG world. Every organization and win quote by others as well as his role in any story puts his strength over like crazy (even Ky thinks he'd lose against him).
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Topic~FIGHT!~ Mega Man and Nightmare Geese vs. Kirby, Booker deWitt and Potemkin
KJH
07/09/17 5:41:45 PM
#71
Since when did Potemkin fight even with Bridget? Like that sounds about as canon as Jam legit beating Justice in Guilty Gear 1's tournament because she can do it in her arcade story.
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Topic~FIGHT!~ Mega Man and Nightmare Geese vs. Kirby, Booker deWitt and Potemkin
KJH
07/09/17 2:11:58 PM
#53
Bubbly clouds would have been so much worse for this! There's actual platforms, difference in height, ways to run away. The only option Megaman has once Potemkin's in against him here is just stand in front of Potemkin and get beaten to death against a wall, or try to jump over him, and he's not exactly an air-dasher like X is. Potemkin would likely yank him right out of the air with Heat Knuckle (his anti-air grab where he just crushes the opponent in his hand while firing his gauntlets' explosions at them point blank).
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Topic~FIGHT!~ Mega Man and Nightmare Geese vs. Kirby, Booker deWitt and Potemkin
KJH
07/09/17 1:57:54 PM
#50
Potemkin.

Pretty easily. The terrain's not that big, has doors in the way too. If anyone's going to be capable of breaching safely, it's Potemkin with his sheer bulk and Aegis Reflector. It'd be a death sentence if Megaman tries to open the doors up himself and is met with Potemkin in his face, so he pretty much has to sit back. Course, Potemkin's not dumb (he's a pretty high ranking military leader) so he shouldn't be opposed to waiting for a tactical advantage either, so it's pretty much a guaranteed win if he outwaits Megaman/Geese, but still a likely win if they attack too.

If they attack, the terrain is effectively one Megaman boss room big, with it being just a featureless room. There's no escape for Megaman there, and just one barrier thrown out upon entry and Potemkin creates a lot of chaos to capitalize on (covers his entry + their opening salvo getting reflected back at them). Geese is not an effective threat against Potemkin at all, and Booker/Kirby can lay down their own suppressing fire too. Second life on Megaman's not too big a difference because he'll be reviving pretty much within arm's reach of Potemkin, and there's just not a lot he can do if he's being grappled and torn apart. This stage is just really bad for Megaman.
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Topic~FIGHT!~ Kirby Bass Rikku Duke Link Yu vs. The Mega Men!
KJH
07/08/17 12:27:44 PM
#29
I think you're really overrating the Mega Men. Like it feels like you're saying there's better just because they're better, but we've seen tons of instances of these characters being challenged by the kind of opposition any of their opponents here could put up. Like hell, Zero has better raw stats than X does, and we know canonically he can be taken down by this:

https://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/megaman/images/9/9c/Mmx3mosquitus.PNG/revision/latest?cb=20100810033947

Or how most of Megaman's opposition are repurposed construction-bots and you get things like Protoman getting chopped in half by a regular axe.

Or .EXE needing to sacrifice part of his soul to stand a chance against Shademan.EXE.

You're really downplaying that these guys have no magic resistance to speak of against Link/Yu, Kirby's physically more capable than a robot master (especially with doubled stats, and also especially given his showings against more impressive robots and eldritch horrors himself), or that Duke's guns are way more output than they're usually dealing with.

Also if anyone's going to survive a while, I think it's going to be Liquid with a Link's body that can infinitely self-heal, auto-revives, takes like 1/32 damage from any attack, has quadruple the health already, and has a mirror shield/reflect spell. Like that's already Liquid's thing, and Link's physical body's well beyond Liquid's usual.
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Topic~FIGHT!~ Kirby Bass Rikku Duke Link Yu vs. The Mega Men!
KJH
07/08/17 2:20:13 AM
#21
There just seems to be something weird about using the assumption that .EXE will fight like a super optimized human does against optional super bosses. Like yeah, the best way to fight Bass is to basically not let him play the game... but realistically, I don't ever imagine that's how .EXE canonically fights. Same way Cielo's real fighting style isn't putting himself to sleep in order to dodge everything like what he does in the DDS1 Demifiend fight.
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Topic~FIGHT!~ Kirby Bass Rikku Duke Link Yu vs. The Mega Men!
KJH
07/08/17 1:20:05 AM
#14
Base Link is also endgame OoT Link, which means he halves damage already from one of the Great Fairy upgrades. He also has Golden Gauntlets, so his physical strength is ridiculous (puts Gutsman to shame). He also has the Mirror Shield, which seems pretty great against all these energy attacks, on top of the Reflect spell from Zelda 2, and also has a fairy that will auto-revive him on death.

There's also some other weird magic in Zelda 2, like the Fairy spell, which would let Link fly in a pretty inconspicuous, tiny form that can still freely cast magic I'm pretty sure. And just general utility like Fire (adds flame projectiles to every sword swing) and Jump (big jumps for more mobility). Or Bunny Hood mask for doubling speed.
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Topic~FIGHT!~ Kirby Bass Rikku Duke Link Yu vs. The Mega Men!
KJH
07/08/17 1:03:56 AM
#9
Link.

Infinitely spamming Thunder is nuts against a team of robots like this, he's probably even able to do this as Fierce Deity. Also Bass is ridiculous, and those Rikku buffs are still disgusting.
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TopicFrederick and Lissa added to FE Warriors
KJH
07/05/17 1:47:09 PM
#2
Best announcement. Freddy rules and Lissa as a war cleric rules.
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Topic~FIGHT!~ Agnes Oblige vs. Richter Belmont
KJH
07/01/17 8:28:05 PM
#106
But they weren't facing the forces of darkness in that time before being exiled since Drac was not active. And Leon was a known crusader for the church, fighting wars. If humans were going to fear them for being superhuman and no longer did the instant they start fighting monsters, pretty clear they're scary on their own power!

I don't think any physical parameters of the Belmonts are ever challenged as anything less than the top of Castlevania humans.
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Topic~FIGHT!~ Agnes Oblige vs. Richter Belmont
KJH
07/01/17 5:58:03 PM
#103
KanzarisKelshen posted...
More importantly that whip is blessed to be super hurtful to the servants of Dracula. That's kinda why it's always been hard to respect the Belmonts as much as Shanoa, Soma and Alucard. It's like respecting FF white mages as combat beasts just because Raise oneshots undead. Countermatchups are a real thing.

The Belmonts were expelled from Transylvania even before fighting Dracula because of the fear of their superhuman powers (Castlevania 3's story with Trevor). Either the Vampire Killer's power in the hands of a Belmont is fairly universal, or the Belmonts even before they had any feats under their belt displayed powers that terrified humans.
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Topic~FIGHT!~ Mobile Suit Knuckles vs. The Stranger
KJH
07/01/17 2:47:37 PM
#37
Stranger.

Really easily. Feel like people are downplaying how he can pretty much rapid-teleport to get around, has a good plasma gun, basically has a plasma sword, is an inhuman tank that can survive some pretty brutal attacks (like, with unique animations and everything, and they aren't afraid to make one-hit-kill attacks either), referenced as needing an entire army to take him down, and has fantastic reflexes (deflecting bullets and parrying attacks constantly). Most of his bosses are a bigger deal than anyone in the gauntlet here, the closest to a threat are the XCOM MECs, but he would absolutely dance circles around them.
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Topic~FIGHT!~ Agnes Oblige vs. Richter Belmont
KJH
07/01/17 1:55:29 PM
#50
That is so gameplay mechanics.
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