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OpheliaAdenade posted...

what happens if she's giving you head and she tries to stick a finger up your butt? :u

My wife knows damn well not stick anything in my anus. And I keep my hands and other appendages out of hers.
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tf is this topic? why do people on this forum take masturbation to such levels?
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Cj_WlLL_VVlN posted...

I've probably only used headphones a dozen times this year and that's usually on a plane or in an airport. For the most part I don't need them.

Speakers at home. Don't need them when I walk as it's either no one else is around and my phone speaker works or I'm paying attention to what's around me.

People that wear them in bars or social places are weird.

Speakers at home.

Don't really see the point.

It's worse when they do it at the grocery store and have it so loud that in addition to not paying attention about anyone else around them, they also can't hear anything going on around them, so they are doubly in the way and usually causing congestion.

Also people that drive with them should be ticked, fined, and maybe even have their license suspended.

Pay attention to the task on hand people. Please.
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I think I need a drink. Almost everybody does only they don't know it. -- Charles Bukowski

weapon_d00d816 posted...

thanosibe posted...

weapon_d00d816 posted...

DoctorPiranha3 posted...

tremain07 posted...

Yes, they do, women have stronger orgasms than men and shorter,next to zero refectory periods, there's even theories that if a man were to experience the pleasure a woman receives through sex it'd fry our brains while if a woman felt what a man feels through orgasm it'd barely register.

That's the stupidest bullshit I've heard. Who dreamed that up?

Yeah that's definitely an exaggeration.

They do have longer and stronger orgasms but it's not THAT much better. And if a man were to experience a female orgasm it wouldn't "fry his brain", it would feel like how a woman feels an orgasm. Use common sense.

Tbh the first time my wife gave me an orgasm, not just me ejaculating, I thought I was gonna pass our die. I didn't know wtf was going on, cause I had never had one before. :-/

...what?

Are you saying your whole life you've been ejaculating without orgasm?

Well I was a virgin up until marriage so I can only go off sex with my wife. But the first time I had this uncontrollable reaction to intercourse, I assumed was an orgasm. Because I hadn't had one before hand that felt like that.
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I think I need a drink. Almost everybody does only they don't know it. -- Charles Bukowski

Neither way is preferable for me. I'd rather have intercourse than get head anyway.
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I think I need a drink. Almost everybody does only they don't know it. -- Charles Bukowski

weapon_d00d816 posted...

DoctorPiranha3 posted...

tremain07 posted...

Yes, they do, women have stronger orgasms than men and shorter,next to zero refectory periods, there's even theories that if a man were to experience the pleasure a woman receives through sex it'd fry our brains while if a woman felt what a man feels through orgasm it'd barely register.

That's the stupidest bullshit I've heard. Who dreamed that up?

Yeah that's definitely an exaggeration.

They do have longer and stronger orgasms but it's not THAT much better. And if a man were to experience a female orgasm it wouldn't "fry his brain", it would feel like how a woman feels an orgasm. Use common sense.

Tbh the first time my wife gave me an orgasm, not just me ejaculating, I thought I was gonna pass our die. I didn't know wtf was going on, cause I had never had one before. :-/
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I think I need a drink. Almost everybody does only they don't know it. -- Charles Bukowski

Asherlee10 posted...

thanosibe posted...

Women like sex when a man is conscious of their pleasure. Don't be selfish and she'll probably like it. Also, don't get down on yourself because your dick can't do it all. Go down on her and do what your dick can't do.

Accurate.

Many of my female friends complain that their husbands/boyfriends just don't spend the time to pleasure them during sex. There's a little foreplay, then just straight up intercourse and that's it. Many women cannot climax from intercourse alone.

And it's reciprocal. The more I get my wife off before intercourse, the better it is for me too. There's nothing like hearing she's had enough and she's ready for me. I mean, I don't get compliments in life like that, so I'll take em in the bedroom. :-)

Edit: Also so add. I don't know about other women, but my wife, when brought to climax orally or other means before, she then can climax during intercourse sometimes. And that feeling? Fuuuuuuuu .....
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DeroIin posted...

Might as well say you hate the whip and Nae Nae too since we're are going back in time

This?


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I think I need a drink. Almost everybody does only they don't know it. -- Charles Bukowski

Women like sex when a man is conscious of their pleasure. Don't be selfish and she'll probably like it. Also, don't get down on yourself because your dick can't do it all. Go down on her and do what your dick can't do.
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I think I need a drink. Almost everybody does only they don't know it. -- Charles Bukowski

GOATSLAYER posted...

thanosibe posted...

I dunno even know what it is/refers to. God I am old.

It's what the guy in the background of this video is doing

Lmao. That first bystand walking past them trying to avoid any contact with them, like they're fresh out the asylum.

Anarchy_Juiblex posted...

thanosibe posted...

I dunno even know what it is/refers to. God I am old.

Yeah I missed this fad. I'm okay with that.

Yeah I am at the age, where I am missing all kinds of fads and being okay with it. I'm sure once my kids get older then I'll probably start hearing about fads more.
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I think I need a drink. Almost everybody does only they don't know it. -- Charles Bukowski

I dunno even know what it is/refers to. God I am old.
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I think I need a drink. Almost everybody does only they don't know it. -- Charles Bukowski

Questionmarktarius posted...

There's an old Penny Arcade that's quite relevant here, for some reason.
https://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2006/11/13/you-know-it-to-be-true

Lol. I think the only thing I ever simulated when I play Wii games is several of the bowling games I have. Otherwise I am like the dude in the last panel.
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I think I need a drink. Almost everybody does only they don't know it. -- Charles Bukowski

Solid Sonic posted...

Being passive aggressive is also a mental condition... >_>

Or a skill that a lot of CE posters have mastered. :-/
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I think I need a drink. Almost everybody does only they don't know it. -- Charles Bukowski

OpheliaAdenade posted...

would that be a pre-existing condition?

Actually I would say that incessant trolling on someone's part is the by product of a mental illness, not being the actual mental illness itself.
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I think I need a drink. Almost everybody does only they don't know it. -- Charles Bukowski

Xelltrix posted...

No one said they're obligated to date someone who's bisexual.

It also doesn't stop their reasoning from being stupid.

You are judging a group and generalizing them to fit your world view. And yet aggressivly denouncing people that do that. It's so transparent that you're pushing an agenda and at the same time being hypocritical. But I guess I shouldn't expect anything less from CE.
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thronedfire2 posted...

Xelltrix posted...

thanosibe posted...

Someone choosing to not be with a bisexual person for their own reasons is not bigotry. But thanks for spreading the prejudice you seem to so vehemently hate.

Uh, yeah, stupid generalizations or stereotypes does make it bigotry. Try again.

not really in this case

if the bi person is going to be monogamous anyway the fact that they're bisexual doesn't even matter

It might to some people. I'm not saying that we all might understand why a person does not desire to be in a relationship with a bisexual person, but that is their reasons. Especially if it is going to be a monogomous relationship. No more than I'd judge someone unwilling to enter a relationship with someone with kids or that has had more partners before than they are comfortable with. It's not always a malicious reason like some people liking to shit post generalizations about others while pearl clutching while others do it. You can't force a relationship for social/political agenda and not claim prejudice. It's hypocritical. A long term monogomous relationship has to be based on a foundation both parties can accept. If they can't or prentend they can than the relationship is going to go toxic sooner rather than later. Better to be honest with each other so that they can each move on to a more profitable relationship for them both mentally, emotionally and physically.

Identity politics and agendas have no place in forcing human relationships.
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I think I need a drink. Almost everybody does only they don't know it. -- Charles Bukowski

Xelltrix posted...

thanosibe posted...

Someone choosing to not be with a bisexual person for their own reasons is not bigotry. But thanks for spreading the prejudice you seem to so vehemently hate.

Uh, yeah, stupid generalizations or stereotypes does make it bigotry. Try again.

Uh yeah your stupid generalizations or stereotypes do make you a bigot. Try again
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I think I need a drink. Almost everybody does only they don't know it. -- Charles Bukowski

Xelltrix posted...

I have no problem with generalizing bigotry.

Someone choosing to not be with a bisexual person for their own reasons is not bigotry. But thanks for spreading the prejudice you seem to so vehemently hate.
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I think I need a drink. Almost everybody does only they don't know it. -- Charles Bukowski

Xelltrix posted...

There's absolutely no valid no answer that isn't just bs generalizations.

Sure there is. Reference...you're not everyone. But great job denouncing generalizations with generalizations.
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I think I need a drink. Almost everybody does only they don't know it. -- Charles Bukowski

BigSLM1993 posted...

Yes

End of the day, a commitment is a commitment.

If your partner is offered to cheat 50 times, they should be able to say "no" because they're committed to you. If we double that number, it shouldn't change. Same goes if they like the both sexes. They're still making a committment to you end of the day.

There will always be things about you that are lacking compared to other people. But that's why committed relationships are serious, when you can overlook that and be faithful.

Spot the fuck on. I would still have married my wife even if she told me she was bisexual because I trust her.

And I'm no slouch downtown. I could compete with the best of the lesbians. :-)
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I think I need a drink. Almost everybody does only they don't know it. -- Charles Bukowski

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I think I need a drink. Almost everybody does only they don't know it. -- Charles Bukowski

Uncle_Drew posted...

What is this Naruto crap

http://imgur.com/a/wxkZv
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I think I need a drink. Almost everybody does only they don't know it. -- Charles Bukowski

Super Saiyan 3 Goku posted...

What bothers me is why news organizations continue to put a camera in front of her.

Well if people didn't pay her mind and eat up everything she says/does no matter how stupid it is, just like they do Trump, then perhaps corporations whose profits hinge on ratings by their viewers will stop doing it.
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I think I need a drink. Almost everybody does only they don't know it. -- Charles Bukowski

UnfairRepresent posted...

thanosibe posted...

somethingtofear posted...

I'd really love to see the responses for this if it was the Trump supporter husband that was leaving his wife because they were either a Bernie or Hillary supporter.

You can't have partisan politics work without blind allegiance and double standards.

How cynical

Probably. But it is what makes them work as long as both parties keep perpetuating the us vs them mentality.
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I think I need a drink. Almost everybody does only they don't know it. -- Charles Bukowski

Metua posted...

thanosibe posted...

https://m.imgur.com/a/0IogT

Wow!!

That's Groot's first actual appearance. It was also reprinted 10 years later in Where Monsters Dwell. Keith Giffen was the one that brought him out obscurity in the Star Lord mini during Annihilation Conquest. From there he's gained the popularity he has.

http://imgur.com/a/6guYJ

There's also a collection that reprints all the first appearances of the GotG members. Giffen really just plucked a lot of obscure characters from all over Marvel in Annihilation Conquest, which lead to Abnett & Lanning's GotG series. But I cannot recall the title of the TPB.

Edit: Rocket Raccoon
http://imgur.com/a/H7g1X

Star-Lord
http://imgur.com/a/SvyjH

Gamora
http://imgur.com/a/YV8CM

Drax the Destroyer (and Thanos as well)
http://imgur.com/a/R6nNk

Adam Warlock
http://imgur.com/a/tmud3
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I think I need a drink. Almost everybody does only they don't know it. -- Charles Bukowski

Mist_Turnips posted...

thanosibe posted...

SomeLikeItHoth posted...

Kineth posted...

Bullet_Wing posted...

thanosibe posted...

Kim is one member of the CE trinity of shit posters.

What's the other two in your trinity?

Hoth and who else?

Did this ever get answered?

Kineth meltdown incoming.

No I didn't answer it, I guess I missed the post asking for clarification. Personally, scoobydoobydont and gunplaygirl. Both are pretty toxic and angry in making their posts. Even if they have a point, much like Kim, they are needlessly aggressive or passive aggressive, and they're just not worth giving much attention to.

None of those posters have ever had a point, at any point.

That could very well be true. The thing is it's easier to avoid them two because they pretty much stay in threads of certain subjects so that I can easily avoid them. And/or just not run into them by chance. Kim shit posts wherever he goes, and he's everywhere. But he's more comical annoying than those two. Those two are downright vile in their opinions.
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I think I need a drink. Almost everybody does only they don't know it. -- Charles Bukowski

SomeLikeItHoth posted...

Kineth posted...

Bullet_Wing posted...

thanosibe posted...

Kim is one member of the CE trinity of shit posters.

What's the other two in your trinity?

Hoth and who else?

Did this ever get answered?

Kineth meltdown incoming.

No I didn't answer it, I guess I missed the post asking for clarification. Personally, scoobydoobydont and gunplaygirl. Both are pretty toxic and angry in making their posts. Even if they have a point, much like Kim, they are needlessly aggressive or passive aggressive, and they're just not worth giving much attention to.
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I think I need a drink. Almost everybody does only they don't know it. -- Charles Bukowski

https://m.imgur.com/a/0IogT
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I think I need a drink. Almost everybody does only they don't know it. -- Charles Bukowski

Genocet_10-325 posted...

Good thing there isn't a totally legal drug that comes in liquid form that impairs your driving ability exponentially more than eating a weed brownie would

O...wate...

This is always great. Hey alcohol is bad to consume and drive. No shit. But pots fucking great. Lol. Deflection. I can't comprehend how biased this site is.
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I think I need a drink. Almost everybody does only they don't know it. -- Charles Bukowski

Outside of TC cause I know she hates marijuana. Why is this forum so backassward or deliberately contrary when it comes to drugs? They'll rage on and on about tobacco or alcohol but do nothing but praise pot. Addiction is addiction. It's about moderation. Smoking a bowl or blunt to get high and play CoD isn't medication. It's abusing s drug. Just like me drinking right now and about to play BotW. I don't how CE confuses the two other than being contrary to prop up their preferred recreational drug.
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I think I need a drink. Almost everybody does only they don't know it. -- Charles Bukowski

ssj3vegeta2 posted...

I like that she always smiling in her pictures. She's so photogenic like Bettie Page.
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I think I need a drink. Almost everybody does only they don't know it. -- Charles Bukowski

I thought Gears of War was pretty repetitive andcboring. But I played the first three games strictly to see the story play out. And I'll probably play 4 when I finally get a Xbox1.

Can't think of story driving me in any other game series that I would have otherwise abandoned.
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I think I need a drink. Almost everybody does only they don't know it. -- Charles Bukowski

somethingtofear posted...

I'd really love to see the responses for this if it was the Trump supporter husband that was leaving his wife because they were either a Bernie or Hillary supporter.

You can't have partisan politics work without blind allegiance and double standards.
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I think I need a drink. Almost everybody does only they don't know it. -- Charles Bukowski

Most porn is extremely disgusting these days. It's why I am glad I have my homemade and/or tame stuff I bought on VHS/DVDs in the 90's and early 00's.
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I think I need a drink. Almost everybody does only they don't know it. -- Charles Bukowski

Yeah well as a father it really is one of the only AAA game franchise my boys have to be old enough to buy to play. I'm not a prude or anything but I do read up on franchises I don't play (though I played a bit of Vice City way back, but that was all just free roam) and it's just not something I want my boys to play at the ages they are.

That said there are plenty of mature rated games in the house that they play and I do too. It's just a matter of the context outside of just violence that is in most of the mature rated games we own, that I don't think they need to see. Fiction or not. Hey they can watch Alien, Aliens, Alien 3, etc, but I am not going to show them I Spit On Your Grave either. I guess every parent has a line that they don't want to cross when it comes to their children's entertainment.
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I think I need a drink. Almost everybody does only they don't know it. -- Charles Bukowski

Sexypwnstar posted...

Isn't it trolling/moddable to deny doing such awful things?

If that were the case Kim should be the first gamefaqs ISP ban so he can never plague this site with his shit posting anymore.
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I think I need a drink. Almost everybody does only they don't know it. -- Charles Bukowski

Shit posting aside; racists are racists.
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I think I need a drink. Almost everybody does only they don't know it. -- Charles Bukowski

https://media1.giphy.com/media/owbp1CzIuv8Ig/200w.gif
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I think I need a drink. Almost everybody does only they don't know it. -- Charles Bukowski

KlRBEH posted...

Anarchy_Juiblex posted...

Looks like Cable, cool. Glad they didn't fuck him up like they did Domino.

Its because shes Black right?

http://imgur.com/a/r0zKD
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I think I need a drink. Almost everybody does only they don't know it. -- Charles Bukowski

I'll have my 40 birthday this month.
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I think I need a drink. Almost everybody does only they don't know it. -- Charles Bukowski

Kim is one member of the CE trinity of shit posters.

It's also hilarious seeing Caution pretend he doesn't care about CE's opinion of him by deflecting on another user. If you don't want to be racked over the coals perhaps not shit post, insult and be passive aggressive to everyone while rarely never adding anything of value to a discussion.
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I think I need a drink. Almost everybody does only they don't know it. -- Charles Bukowski

Dash_Harber posted...

Callixtus posted...

Dash_Harber posted...

No one says it's impossible.

We say it's inhumane, pointless, torture.

No more inhumane then destroying working body parts to satisfy a delusion.

Would seem far more humane to me to keep open the potential for alternatives to coach anomalous individuals into sanity

Ah, so you are either a fundamentalist or a troll. Good to know.

I love how shit posting supposed insults is the go to for triggered posters.
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I think I need a drink. Almost everybody does only they don't know it. -- Charles Bukowski

DanHarenChamp posted...

thanosibe posted...

Probably once a week on average I guess. And it's usually home movies. So I guess that's still porn.

u watch videos of urself having sex? whats that like?

It's actually either solo videos my wife made for me or POV I made with my iPod during sex. So I'm never in them.
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I think I need a drink. Almost everybody does only they don't know it. -- Charles Bukowski

Probably once a week on average I guess. And it's usually home movies. So I guess that's still porn.
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I think I need a drink. Almost everybody does only they don't know it. -- Charles Bukowski

I voted indifferent. But I don't ever hate you for anything you post. I either like it or it's "meh". I can tolerate differing opinions so hating someone on the internet just seems silly.
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I think I need a drink. Almost everybody does only they don't know it. -- Charles Bukowski

Kaname_Madoka posted...

thanosibe posted...

How could someone hate vegy with the tons of shit posting trolls we have on this forum that deserve hate?

TBH

I come for the vegy

And stay for the vegy

Vegy's cool in my book. When I came back posting after many years of absence I liked his supernatural/alien conspiracy threads.
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I think I need a drink. Almost everybody does only they don't know it. -- Charles Bukowski

How could someone hate vegy with the tons of shit posting trolls we have on this forum that deserve hate?
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I think I need a drink. Almost everybody does only they don't know it. -- Charles Bukowski