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TopicSpelling Bee Champion misspells "covfefe".
DoctorPiranha3
06/02/17 12:48:33 PM
#6
TheVipaGTS posted...
DoctorPiranha3 posted...
What's the point of spelling bees, anyhow? "Really good at spelling shit" okay and why does that matter lol?

For fun but also encouraging kids to study words, origins of said words and definitions of those words does help them in future studies.

Boring.

Kids need more Snapchat filters, not learn how to spell words! What's our country coming to?!
TopicThe Great Depression wasn't really that bad.
DoctorPiranha3
06/02/17 12:28:50 PM
#4
jeffhardyb0yz posted...
>says great depression wasn't that bad
>freaks out when the cavs are down 0-1 in a 7 game series

I made an impression on you, young man. Glad I could do that.
TopicThe Great Depression wasn't really that bad.
DoctorPiranha3
06/02/17 12:27:16 PM
#1
Americans were still better off than 99% of the world.
TopicSpelling Bee Champion misspells "covfefe".
DoctorPiranha3
06/02/17 11:57:28 AM
#2
What's the point of spelling bees, anyhow? "Really good at spelling shit" okay and why does that matter lol?
TopicOkcupid/Tinder/online dating/regular dating general topic VI
DoctorPiranha3
06/02/17 8:06:14 AM
#434
I want to know what garbage pail Enraged finds these girls from. >_>
TopicVegetarianism, outside of health reasons, is stupid.
DoctorPiranha3
06/01/17 11:20:11 PM
#1
"Animals suffer!" Oh, and plants don't? Last I checked, plants were living things, too. "But animals have brains!" So? Unless it's a great ape, elephant, or dolphin, then they're no more self-aware than a plant.
Topic"Where's the puck? What the hell is going on?!"
DoctorPiranha3
06/01/17 8:32:14 PM
#1
- Me, 95% of the time when watching hockey
TopicAlm is a complete dork in Fire Emblem Echoes
DoctorPiranha3
06/01/17 2:43:01 PM
#2
Chrom was kind of dorky as well, wasn't he? Probably a little more stern, however.

Corrin was shit.
TopicThe guys who hate on beards are the ones that can't grow one.
DoctorPiranha3
05/31/17 11:16:12 AM
#24
Deadpool_18 posted...
I keep my beard shampood, conditioned, combed, and trimmed. The guys that just grow without grooming are doing it wrong for a couple of reasons

I'll agree with this. Well groomed beards like this are nice:

Asherlee10 posted...
eston posted...
I have a glorious beard


One of my friends has a glorious beard and puts up with me being a weirdo about it. I like to touch it. He maintains it so well that it is literally soft.

aWarYvy

I'm probably a year or two removed from getting mine to that length. :(
TopicThe guys who hate on beards are the ones that can't grow one.
DoctorPiranha3
05/31/17 11:08:28 AM
#14
Flasbangs posted...
It's like people who have tattoos, they are much too proud of it and almost always fail to realize that people around them don't find it cool or attractive. I have a friend who grew a big red beard and shaved his head. He looks ridiculous.

What's wrong with being proud of something? Most guys I know aren't overbearing with their tattoos or beard. If they're proud of it, it's more of an internal thing. I personally don't give a damn if people think what I have is cool or not, it doesn't really affect me.
TopicThe guys who hate on beards are the ones that can't grow one.
DoctorPiranha3
05/31/17 11:01:26 AM
#11
AugustAdoulin posted...
DoctorPiranha3 posted...
AugustAdoulin posted...
DoctorPiranha3 posted...
They're necessary if you have a weak jawline. Otherwise, it would be best to just have some stubble.


Replacing an ugly jawline with an ugly beard doesn't fix anything.

How are beards ugly? If it's patchy or too much on the neck, then yeah. But some folks can grow a glorious one.


Because it is a bunch of overgrown hair hanging on your face? :v

Uhh... it's a secondary sexual characteristic that only MEN can grow. Body hair isn't ugly... unless you're into preteen dudes or something?
TopicThe guys who hate on beards are the ones that can't grow one.
DoctorPiranha3
05/31/17 10:58:12 AM
#7
AugustAdoulin posted...
DoctorPiranha3 posted...
They're necessary if you have a weak jawline. Otherwise, it would be best to just have some stubble.


Replacing an ugly jawline with an ugly beard doesn't fix anything.

How are beards ugly? If it's patchy or too much on the neck, then yeah. But some folks can grow a glorious one.
TopicThe guys who hate on beards are the ones that can't grow one.
DoctorPiranha3
05/31/17 10:54:43 AM
#5
Flasbangs posted...
This is something people with huge ugly beards tell themselves.

Found the baby face.

AugustAdoulin posted...
No, I just think they're ugly and gross. Especially when they're discolored from food.

They're necessary if you have a weak jawline. Otherwise, it would be best to just have some stubble.
TopicThe guys who hate on beards are the ones that can't grow one.
DoctorPiranha3
05/31/17 10:51:08 AM
#1
Troofacts. It's like the women who hate on pretty girls with perky breasts.
TopicLove really is the closest thing we have to magic.
DoctorPiranha3
05/31/17 1:01:12 AM
#10
I've eaten chocolate. Chocolate is scientifically backed to release the same chemicals as love in the brain.

Will my honeymoon phase with chocolate ever end? Will it ever cheat on me?! Do I have to worry about impregnating chocolate?!?

Chocolate is the ultimate lover!
TopicFire Emblem Echoes is the best Fire Emblem game since pre-awakening.
DoctorPiranha3
05/31/17 12:53:36 AM
#18
Man... this might be a top 3 Fire Emblem. I haven't been this addicted to a game in a very long time.
TopicOkcupid/Tinder/online dating/regular dating general topic VI
DoctorPiranha3
05/30/17 9:26:43 PM
#416
emblem boy posted...
mrtopgoon327 posted...
Monolith1676 posted...
mrtopgoon327 posted...
Just hopped on this recently, already got maybe 15 numbers or so.


Lucky as hell.

I dunno, I think it's becuase I'm not messaging any stupid shit. Just try to be amusing and get straight to the point. My profile doesn't say shit either, except "hey"

https://image.prntscr.com/image/ac239ff6dc8d4e0091a5a0dbb96a072d.png


This guy follows rules 1 and 2
Be attractive
Don't be unnatractive

For real though. 15 numbers after "just starting"? No amount of wit can get you that, you gotta be maybe at least 7/10. It's harder for us average joes to get anything more than radio silence, lol.
TopicSmash Bros Switch screenshots have leaked. Hooray?
DoctorPiranha3
05/30/17 5:18:59 PM
#7
Most people are calling it fake, because of the poor models, and Yoshi doesn't have a shadow.

While it most likely is fake, Smash4Switch wouldn't surprise me if it's in development.
TopicFire Emblem Echoes is the best Fire Emblem game since pre-awakening.
DoctorPiranha3
05/29/17 12:52:56 PM
#1
Thank god no more waifus and team pair up shenanigans.
TopicApparently a 3 years old gay relationship is 30 years in straight years.
DoctorPiranha3
05/28/17 12:30:38 PM
#6
E32005 posted...
why are gay people stereotypically promiscuous?

Probably because it's a smaller market, if you will, and the dating options are limited. So less choosy people?

That could be totally wrong and I'm just blowing hot air.
TopicSleeping on the floor is better for you than sleeping in a bed.
DoctorPiranha3
05/28/17 7:38:36 AM
#8
kewldude475 posted...
Yeah a nice floor sleep every once in a while is nice. The harder ground pressure feels good to me. It's moreso the sorta thing that just happens.

Same. Sometimes I'll sleep on the floor next to my bed, just to get some good ol' soothing ground time.

Humans have slept on the ground and stiff surfaces for eons. Soft mattresses are a relatively new thing, but like most of how modern humans live, not very good for the body.
TopicSleeping on the floor is better for you than sleeping in a bed.
DoctorPiranha3
05/28/17 7:30:59 AM
#3
EffectAndCause posted...
TC grew up poor and his parents told him this.

Uhh.. No. I grew up well off. But any dumbass should be able to understand basic human anatomy and spinal structure.
TopicSleeping on the floor is better for you than sleeping in a bed.
DoctorPiranha3
05/28/17 7:26:00 AM
#1
The floor is nice and firm, and provides proper support for your spine. It adjusts your back and hips to how they should be.

A mattress doesn't provide the proper support, and you sink into an unnatural position. This causes back aches and improper posture.

tl;dr: Sleep in the floor. It's better for your body.
TopicGoogle's AI created an AI to help itself.
DoctorPiranha3
05/28/17 6:33:08 AM
#26
Just a few thousand years ago we were inventing agriculture. Now we're creating possibly self-aware, intelligent entities.

Jesus, humanity. Just stop!
TopicSorry for being white
DoctorPiranha3
05/27/17 10:21:25 PM
#18
I'd give it to the girl in the left of the second picture tho
TopicSorry for being white
DoctorPiranha3
05/27/17 10:03:44 PM
#9
1NfamousACE_2 posted...
Should be sorry for being a Cowboys fan

Blitz4Six
TopicSorry for being white
DoctorPiranha3
05/27/17 9:57:18 PM
#1
Sorry for being white
TopicWhite-owned burrito shop closes after cries about cultural appropriation
DoctorPiranha3
05/27/17 5:55:57 PM
#24
CapnMuffin posted...
Mom and pop shop actually putting passion and respect into the food gets shut down and yet Taco Bell is allowed to still exist? Get the fuck out of here.

America.
TopicWhite-owned burrito shop closes after cries about cultural appropriation
DoctorPiranha3
05/27/17 5:32:18 PM
#9
The Admiral posted...
DoctorPiranha3 posted...
How can you be a grown adult and not come across tortillas before?


They're talking about these specific ones:

handmade flour tortillas that are stretchy and a little buttery


I've never had ones like that either.

Handmade tortillas? Everything is better handmade.
Topicwho is the "Roger Ebert" of video game criticism?
DoctorPiranha3
05/27/17 5:28:48 PM
#3
Angry Video Game Neeeeeeeerrrd
TopicWhy do people cheat?
DoctorPiranha3
05/27/17 5:27:41 PM
#14
EverDownward posted...
frozenshock posted...
Religion and society preaches mahogany, but I suppose for some guys it's more like a prison than anything else.

Yeah, when you're following discipline it can be easy to pine for something more.

Lmao
TopicWhite-owned burrito shop closes after cries about cultural appropriation
DoctorPiranha3
05/27/17 5:26:47 PM
#4
How can you be a grown adult and not come across tortillas before?
TopicWhat even is Dragon Ball Super
DoctorPiranha3
05/27/17 5:24:34 PM
#3
3rd_Best_Master posted...
Which iconic moments are you talking about?

Yeah, this. I think the "Iconic moments" stem from nothing but nostalgia. And I'm a huge DBZ fanboy.
TopicWhy do people cheat?
DoctorPiranha3
05/27/17 5:19:28 PM
#9
Forbidden fruit.

Humans naturally desire things they can't/shouldn't have. Taboo is a major turn on for some people. And plus, if you can have your cake and eat it too, why not?
TopicHURRY. In the process of buying a dog. Germ shep or husky?
DoctorPiranha3
05/27/17 5:00:52 PM
#3
Get a Handbanana
TopicI'm playing that Magikarp game on my phone. It sucks >_>
DoctorPiranha3
05/27/17 5:00:00 PM
#3
FF_Redux posted...
phone + game = sucks

It's just basic math
TopicAladdin did nothing wrong.
DoctorPiranha3
05/27/17 4:55:38 PM
#3
GameGodOfAll posted...
I love this revisionist history bullshit. You people and your lies can just keep on denying the truth about Aladdin.

http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/644/592/9a5.gif

Gotta eat to live, gotta steal to eat
TopicWhy do you fucking hate fidget spinners lol
DoctorPiranha3
05/27/17 4:44:01 PM
#16
I'm surprised fad toys are even still a thing in 2017.
TopicSo fucking tired...don't want to go to a party..
DoctorPiranha3
05/27/17 4:38:56 PM
#6
What kind of party's is it where you feel so obligated to go?
TopicTo 100% Super Mario 3D World, you have to beat the game FIVE TIMES
DoctorPiranha3
05/27/17 2:14:13 PM
#1
Isn't that a shitload of fuck?
TopicRaven is most susceptible to being RNG screwed
DoctorPiranha3
05/27/17 12:37:08 AM
#12
I promoted Ross into a Hero, and there's nothing you can do about it!
Topic"Who can know the mind of God?"
DoctorPiranha3
05/27/17 12:36:14 AM
#1
The Christian way of saying "If this so-called God exists, he's a fucking contradictory bastard and makes no damn sense, so let's not question it."
TopicWhy don't we bring back old execution methods?
DoctorPiranha3
05/27/17 12:30:32 AM
#27
People like to think we're past certain points in our societal evolution, but old-school execution styles were far more efficient than our lethal injection execution system we currently have. Just because we evolve as a society, that doesn't always necessarily mean we're taking steps in the right direction.
TopicThe Astros are winning the World Series this year.
DoctorPiranha3
05/27/17 12:28:31 AM
#1
Sorry, folks. It's destiny.
Topica fried gave me their 3DS
DoctorPiranha3
05/26/17 10:49:44 PM
#3
CowboyDan posted...
A fried what
TopicMetroid? More like Hemorrhoid
DoctorPiranha3
05/26/17 10:47:59 PM
#8
Super Hemorrhoids
Hemorrhoids Time
Hemorrhoids Time 2: Sickos
Hemorrhoids Time 3: Infection
Hemorrhoids: Zero Interest
TopicHow bad is alcohol for weight loss?
DoctorPiranha3
05/26/17 10:21:13 PM
#12
Zack_Attackv1 posted...
You're gonna need all that liquor for when the Cavs put Golden State's ass down.

Rx3SKK2
TopicI think I'm turning Asian.
DoctorPiranha3
05/26/17 10:19:16 PM
#7
I think I'm turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese
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