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Look at those disgusting pointy knees.

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OhhhJa posted...

DirtBasedSoap posted...

OhhhJa posted...

This board has the weirdest trolls

this is honestly pretty good though even if it is obviously not true. Points for originality tho

It's not original though. This is copypasta that I've seen a few times already

Yeah this has been floating around for a while.

TC, as usual, is just copying his dumb topics from somewhere else.
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Lokarin posted...

Sarcasthma posted...

Oh yeah that one in the Star Wars.

Now that you mention it, Jedi are a lot like Mormons

Yeah, both wear weird shit that no one else wears and also move stuff with their minds.
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FourthDimension posted...

Did he ever say he wouldn't come back?

Erik_P posted...

Because this place has been overrun by neo Nazi sympathizers and I have zero interest in associating with people that believe the mass murder of entire cultures of people.

There's very few of you that are decent people worth interacting with.

I have no other accounts and I won't be returning.

Bye!

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why the fuck would you leave it on? just turn it off ffs
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Kyuubi4269 posted...

Companies always act as shittily as they can to make money, letting people check said companies aren't pulling some internal BS like paying friends more for the same work is pretty beneficial.

Oh right, cause government doesn't do that
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He said he just wants to be friends
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Kyuubi4269 posted...

Smarkil posted...

@Kyuubi4269

Yes, @Smarkil?

I know you care about privacy. I can only assume you believe Norway to be corrupt.
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Jen0125 posted...

erik p alert

srsly
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@Kyuubi4269
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DocDelicious posted...

A relationship is an investment of time. My time is spoken for. Not even my perfect partner can add more hours to the day.

I mean, you can just say you're biting your time but are you really? I think if Ryan Gosling or Scarlett Johansson or whatever you're into came up and said, "I wanna be with you" you could probably tune. I think you'd nip it in the butt and make a last stitch effort to be with them. It'd be worth the time investment. It's not exactly a mute point.
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Sephiroth C Ryu posted...

The biggest issue is for those who are actually in the path of totality. The sun's atmosphere (which is still visible) is still very bright. But since you would presumably be focusing in on the center of it all, your natural reflex to stop-looking-at-a-bright-thing is "tricked" by the darkness at the center of your vision and throughout much of the sky outside of that circle.

I mean, the eclipse is over now but this is fake news. You can absolutely look at a total eclipse unfiltered.

https://eclipse2017.nasa.gov/safety
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adjl posted...

I would guess because somebody's generally going to be pretty reluctant to give a raise to a subordinate that already makes more than them, or at least that that's what he's concerned about. It might even lead to a pay cut.

michaelscottsalarynegotiation.gif
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Kyuubi4269 posted...

Blasted_Fury posted...

and multiple states here allow you to be anonymous.

But not all, i.e. most states can't be trusted to run a multimillion dollar scam on its constituents.

Transparency is like, the total opposite of corruption dude. That's the point. They're not supposed to be hiding shit behind closed doors.

Don't act like the UK's shit doesn't stink for some weird reason. If I wanted to follow your weird logic, I could just say, "Only a country full of assholes and dickheads would need to hide a lottery winners identity".

Like, for real dude. This isn't an advocate for open lotteries, but more so a possible explanation. Hop down off that high horse.
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They were probably hoping they could lose the game somewhere in shipping to try and do you a favor
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DarkKirby2500 posted...

I think it's more likely they want to use the winner as promotional material to get even more people to try and win the lottery.

Well the televised/news shit is definitely that. But even without that, I would think it would have to be public record.

Kyuubi4269 posted...

Only a country that's deeply corrupt needs to prove to its people it isn't just robbing them blind.

AKA every country ever
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Annabelle. It was alright.
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If my daughter was in it, Id have to be the co-star - Deoxxys on porn

Your meaning right now should be to find someone to fuck and doing things in pursuit of that.

Then it should be finding a relationship.

Or vice versa. Whatever. I don't care.
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EightySeven posted...

I think the idea is that it provides evidence that the State doesn't just keep the money and lie about paying a winner.

Probably something like that. I would think given that it's state run, it would have to be a matter of public record where the fund is going.

I'm not sure the solution to this is just keep it a secret.
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Blasted_Fury posted...

idk what Maga stands for

More Anal Gets Applause
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'war film'

but otherwise it was fine
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Blow?
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Pretty much anything pre Bourne movies.
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I'd probably do it for a while, build up a nice amount of cash and then come back and get your pension job.

It only takes what, 20 years to get a full pension?
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Way to be a nazi Mead.

Maybe you should go home with and play with your Tiger tanks you nazi.

Nazi nazi nazi. Free speech go home.
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Most of these can be chalked up to not having the expendable income.

Except who would choose napkins over paper towels? Paper towels are better in like, every way.
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Serras posted...

Yes? Some people genuinely don't want a relationship.

Bullshit.

If the right person came along and was perfect in every way for you, you would obviously want to be in a relationship with them.

Otherwise it'd be cutting off the nose to spider face.
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GreenTreeClub posted...

The thing is, I'm not even looking for programming...

I'm looking for Help Desk as an entry level position, not even a high tier, just the basic stuff.

What do you have on your resume?
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WastelandCowboy posted...

PK_Spam posted...

So many fond memories there.

Was that before or after the Jerry Sandusky rape scandals?

Wouldn't it be during?
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If you haven't gotten a job with your degree in three years, the problem isn't them
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I'll miss you Erik.

It was always nice to have a reminder that no matter how fucked up I am, at least I'm not you.

Good luck fam. Don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out.
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Guys, just let them take down the Confederate monuments. That will make everyone happy and surely it will never go further like advocating for tearing down Washington or Jefferson monuments...



Or Teddy Roosevelt

http://www.dailywire.com/news/19741/leftist-activists-demand-new-york-museum-take-down-michael-qazvini#exit-modal
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RCtheWSBC posted...

Smarkil posted...

RCtheWSBC posted...

Just ordered it! It arrives on Wednesday. If this topic lives until then I can post pics.

Next purchase will be a bedroom mirror...

So you can watch yourself fuck?

There you go again, so uncultured

Have you jacked off since the last time we talked?

No, I'm saving it all for when we meet.
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RCtheWSBC posted...

Just ordered it! It arrives on Wednesday. If this topic lives until then I can post pics.

Next purchase will be a bedroom mirror...

So you can watch yourself fuck?
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I generally find anyone that wears their beliefs on their sleeves (pardon the pun) annoying, but otherwise I really wouldn't think much of it.
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You could try something smart instead.

Or just hit them. I'm sure that'll work.
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ernieforss posted...

@Smarkil

i felt like 3 out 8 people would order a hot dog or a pickle when i worked at cinamark. And when they do get ordered people usualy ordered 2 or more.

Really? I have never in my life seen that happen. Maybe they just don't do it around here.

I just can't help but always think of that Seinfeld bit where Kramer eats the shriveled theater hotdog.
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Jen0125 posted...

What would he have to gain by touching her ass? It's not even like he'd have a cool story. If he told anyone he grabbed Taylor Swift's bare ass without her consent during a photo op that'd destroy his career by his own fucking mouth.

To be fair, there's a lot of creepy weirdos out there. Like, you definitely wouldn't put it past someone like ICO to grope some random chicks ass. What they stand to gain is that they're perverts.

I don't know if this guy is one of those guys, he doesn't really strike me as the type. But there's a lot of 'em out there.

I remember one story about how a guy would 'grope' women with his bare gut on buses and shit. He was apparently happy because no one would ever catch on to his little ruse. On that day, my world just became a little bit darker.
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Ok hold on I got this.
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gravy posted...

But what if Trump started a plan to give Klondike bars and rootbeer to everyone in the country?

Then what?

That's all I ever wanted in life....What would you do for a Klondike bar? Petition for world peace AND to end world hunger all at the same time?

Hmm

Don't bother trying to prove a point to Erik.

Erik is to logic as a toddler is to a Rubik's Cube.
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>find cheapest rug
>buy rug
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RCtheWSBC posted...

Smarkil posted...

There's not gonna be another civil war.

When push comes to shove, people would realize that being in a war is, ya know, difficult. They'd rather go back to their humdrum life than have to actually struggle.

I feel like folks in our age group somewhat romanticize, or downplay, the ramifications of wartime for some reason. Maybe it's because we haven't really experienced something of that magnitude of displacement within our borders and instead shipped people off to fight abroad.

If shit like that were to pop off, I'd just leave the country

I'm suspicious we're ever going to have an actual war again, let alone a civil war. Let's be honest, for as many problems as we have in this country - we have it really fucking easy. Even the homeless have cell phones and laptops.

We're a generation of pampered assholes. If I have the option to go out and fight my neighbor because he's moderately annoying or just sit at home and continue playing video games, I'm probably gonna stick with the video games. You couldn't convince enough people to give up their lives to go fight a stupid war because they don't like Trump/Hillary/whoever.
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RedPixel posted...

Jokes aside, I still wouldn't trust them. Bugs are way too common.

Are they? Cause so far they're far safer than even the safest driving demographic.

I mean, people are far more prone to 'bugs' than programming.
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She didn't suggest anything. She hoped for it. It's completely different.

The politician said “I hope Trump is assassinated!” in response to a post suggesting Vice President Mike Pence would try to oust Mr Trump from the Oval Office.

It's a dumb thing to say when you're ultimately in the government, but otherwise who gives a shit? Just kick her out of the Senate and move on with our lives.
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ernieforss posted...

order a hot dog or pickles

who tf eats a movie theater hot dog? much less a fucking pickle?
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you gotta get a better hobby tc
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There's not gonna be another civil war.

When push comes to shove, people would realize that being in a war is, ya know, difficult. They'd rather go back to their humdrum life than have to actually struggle.
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