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| Topic | It looks like Snopes is getting fed up about being labeled HYPER-LIBERAL lately. |
| Smarkil 07/15/17 10:13:22 PM #12 | I'd heard Snopes went downhill after the previously husband and wife team split up after the dude was banging a hooker or something. --- If my daughter was in it, Id have to be the co-star - Deoxxys on porn |
| Topic | Currently at a baseball game. Kill me. |
| Smarkil 07/15/17 10:09:21 PM #17 | RCtheWSBC posted... Different strokes for different folks. It's "Different strokes for different penises" RC. I would think you of all people would know that. --- If my daughter was in it, Id have to be the co-star - Deoxxys on porn |
| Topic | Last weekend I attended my father's family reunion in Ft. Lauderdale (see pic) |
| Smarkil 07/15/17 7:05:22 PM #21 | I mean, I know what RC looks like and I can't pick her out. Of course the pic is a little potato too. --- If my daughter was in it, Id have to be the co-star - Deoxxys on porn |
| Topic | I am the problem. |
| Smarkil 07/14/17 10:25:30 PM #21 | RCtheWSBC posted... There do you think we can research up a therapist within a 15 mile radius of his home? do they make house calls? --- If my daughter was in it, Id have to be the co-star - Deoxxys on porn |
| Topic | La fitness closes in 25 minutes |
| Smarkil 07/14/17 10:21:08 PM #4 | dont forget to wear your jeans and polo shirt and always do curls with the oly bar --- If my daughter was in it, Id have to be the co-star - Deoxxys on porn |
| Topic | I filed a police report against my ex |
| Smarkil 07/14/17 10:18:47 PM #67 | Cacciato posted... IAmNowGone posted...I won't believe anything ever unless he posts pic of himself. You might be hideous and potd wont let u live it down but have some integrity I actually think the opposite of him. I suspect he looks like dirtyshisno. Maybe a fat version of dirtyshisno? --- If my daughter was in it, Id have to be the co-star - Deoxxys on porn |
| Topic | My dad has cancer :( |
| Smarkil 07/14/17 10:12:45 PM #17 | If it's any consolation, my uncle had prostate cancer. He actually had been having symptoms for a while when he went to go see a doctor. They ran a bunch of tests on him (but no biopsies for some reason) and they couldn't find anything wrong with him. A year later they found out it was cancer, but after going through the treatment he ended up coming out of it cancer free and living large. It's one of the slowest moving forms of the disease and has a mortality rate of only 1/36. Keep your head up fam. http://www.webmd.com/prostate-cancer/prostate-cancer-survival-rates-what-they-mean#1 --- If my daughter was in it, Id have to be the co-star - Deoxxys on porn |
| Topic | I remember how people here made fun of me for wanting to carry a sword around. |
| Smarkil 07/14/17 5:13:24 PM #3 | I'm fairly certain people here weren't telling you to carry a sword around because it wasn't legal. I would guess they were telling you not to carry a sword around because you might as well be carrying around your body pillow waifu. You'll get the same reaction. --- If my daughter was in it, Id have to be the co-star - Deoxxys on porn |
| Topic | I filed a police report against my ex |
| Smarkil 07/14/17 4:42:23 PM #10 | SmokeMassTree posted... PaddysPub posted...this isn't even a good trolling gimmick. Does anyone even say anything moddable to him anymore? Like when he's talking about people getting electrocuted for holding chairs, sure, but for making up stories about some imaginary chick? --- If my daughter was in it, Id have to be the co-star - Deoxxys on porn |
| Topic | so i didnt cash a check and its been voided. what do i have to do? |
| Smarkil 07/14/17 2:55:14 PM #2 | Why would you not cash it? --- If my daughter was in it, Id have to be the co-star - Deoxxys on porn |
| Topic | I have $5k in the bank for the first time! |
| Smarkil 07/14/17 1:42:28 PM #7 | Firewood18 posted... Put half of it into a CD account. Get a tiny bit more interest than savings and will keep you from spending it. What a terrible idea. CD's are dead. Put it in a bluray account. Should have much longer staying power. --- If my daughter was in it, Id have to be the co-star - Deoxxys on porn |
| Topic | Do you think would be noticeably better if you were more attractive? |
| Smarkil 07/14/17 1:05:22 PM #6 | Yes. It would noticeably better --- If my daughter was in it, Id have to be the co-star - Deoxxys on porn |
| Topic | Trump wants a see-through wall to prevent "sacks of drugs" injuries. |
| Smarkil 07/14/17 11:56:22 AM #2 | Well I for one don't want to be hit with a sack of drugs --- If my daughter was in it, Id have to be the co-star - Deoxxys on porn |
| Topic | Words sex has ruined |
| Smarkil 07/14/17 11:49:33 AM #31 | Creampie Gogurt --- If my daughter was in it, Id have to be the co-star - Deoxxys on porn |
| Topic | Wish I knew you when I was young |
| Smarkil 07/14/17 11:41:59 AM #5 | https://s3-us-west-2.amazonaws.com/superdeluxe.com/dankland/generated-memes/4cc2b11a651fe685b32520e6750bba32.jpeg --- If my daughter was in it, Id have to be the co-star - Deoxxys on porn |
| Topic | Do you think you're smarter than the average person? |
| Smarkil 07/14/17 11:19:14 AM #21 | CreativeName487 posted...
Don't sell yourself short. A lot of posters here are idiots. --- If my daughter was in it, Id have to be the co-star - Deoxxys on porn |
| Topic | What did Obama do that could have been impeachable? |
| Smarkil 07/14/17 11:13:16 AM #36 | Judgmenl posted... Yellow posted...Judgmenl posted...Syria and Lybia. I'm pretty sure that's how it works, yes. --- If my daughter was in it, Id have to be the co-star - Deoxxys on porn |
| Topic | Do you Iike mayonnaise? |
| Smarkil 07/13/17 11:22:30 PM #7 | I swear to god you guys must be blue rangers --- If my daughter was in it, Id have to be the co-star - Deoxxys on porn |
| Topic | You know what I miss? Drunk cuddling? |
| Smarkil 07/13/17 11:20:22 PM #2 | ugh ffs get on grindr already --- If my daughter was in it, Id have to be the co-star - Deoxxys on porn |
| Topic | Do you think it's safe to use this? |
| Smarkil 07/13/17 8:27:28 PM #7 | I don't know if the sanitation department accepts returns but it's worth a shot --- If my daughter was in it, Id have to be the co-star - Deoxxys on porn |
| Topic | Money's being taken out of my bank account and it's not me spending it. |
| Smarkil 07/13/17 7:35:23 PM #44 | Currant_Kaiser posted... By the way, the person on the line said that the eighteen bucks the thief spent had been spent on Domino's pizza. god dammit helly --- If my daughter was in it, Id have to be the co-star - Deoxxys on porn |
| Topic | is there a reason why some people don't have bank accounts? |
| Smarkil 07/13/17 7:33:06 PM #4 | well ive been told they're unable to find ID's so no bank account --- If my daughter was in it, Id have to be the co-star - Deoxxys on porn |
| Topic | Balor, there might be someone who we both like |
| Smarkil 07/13/17 3:23:41 PM #7 | um --- If my daughter was in it, Id have to be the co-star - Deoxxys on porn |
| Topic | attn: muffinz0rz |
| Smarkil 07/13/17 3:05:43 PM #112 | can i care too? --- If my daughter was in it, Id have to be the co-star - Deoxxys on porn |
| Topic | Net Neutrality |
| Smarkil 07/13/17 1:30:00 PM #7 | I posted a thing about it on facebook. Needless to say, I am on the forefront of the movement. --- If my daughter was in it, Id have to be the co-star - Deoxxys on porn |
| Topic | Just out of curiosity, will Trump ever move beyond the whole election fiasco? |
| Smarkil 07/13/17 12:42:17 PM #32 | Erik_P posted... Peterass posted...Erik_P posted... You could try looking back at the 95% of the things you post. --- If my daughter was in it, Id have to be the co-star - Deoxxys on porn |
| Topic | attn: muffinz0rz |
| Smarkil 07/13/17 12:41:40 PM #53 | RCtheWSBC posted... Damn shenti, sounds like you're shook about my asking if you're getting paid not all of us are born with a silver spoon in our mouth, okay? some of us have to work for what we've got and i only got fired from my smokeshop job even though i was the best at it because of conspiracies --- If my daughter was in it, Id have to be the co-star - Deoxxys on porn |
| Topic | My post on r/notinteresting made the front page |
| Smarkil 07/13/17 12:38:40 PM #2 | This topic would probably make it to the front page too. --- If my daughter was in it, Id have to be the co-star - Deoxxys on porn |
| Topic | Just fuck my life up forever |
| Smarkil 07/13/17 12:37:51 PM #105 | https://youtu.be/SSR6ZzjDZ94?t=41 --- If my daughter was in it, Id have to be the co-star - Deoxxys on porn |
| Topic | Do you have a good credit score? |
| Smarkil 07/13/17 12:36:11 PM #14 | I don't remember exactly where it is, but when I went to get a recent loan it was somewhere in the 700's and at the top tier for their whatever loan rates. --- If my daughter was in it, Id have to be the co-star - Deoxxys on porn |
| Topic | who is going to win that thread on ce? |
| Smarkil 07/13/17 12:29:20 PM #6 | why is this even here? --- If my daughter was in it, Id have to be the co-star - Deoxxys on porn |
| Topic | Could i adopt a child as a single guy? |
| Smarkil 07/13/17 12:21:41 PM #3 | please god nobody give this person a child --- If my daughter was in it, Id have to be the co-star - Deoxxys on porn |
| Topic | Have you attended/do you plan to attend your high school reunion? |
| Smarkil 07/13/17 11:44:31 AM #25 | I enjoyed high school but we just had our 10 year and I didn't see any reason to go. I'm glad I didn't because it looked cringy af. --- If my daughter was in it, Id have to be the co-star - Deoxxys on porn |
| Topic | What 3 Video game series do you think has the best Soundtracks? |
| Smarkil 07/13/17 1:50:58 AM #62 | Final fantasy Mega man edit for castlevania I dont know why I didnt think of that first off --- If my daughter was in it, Id have to be the co-star - Deoxxys on porn |
| Topic | Just had my worst movie theater experience ever |
| Smarkil 07/13/17 1:49:41 AM #15 | CyborgSage00x0 posted... DesertPenguin09 posted...What branch of theatres has a way to text security? This. Something about this story feels "This happened". --- If my daughter was in it, Id have to be the co-star - Deoxxys on porn |
| Topic | are you ok? |
| Smarkil 07/13/17 1:40:54 AM #35 | SunWuKung420 posted... Boy you are really not trying to dissuade anyone from the garden gnome comparisons, are you? --- If my daughter was in it, Id have to be the co-star - Deoxxys on porn |
| Topic | Just out of curiosity, will Trump ever move beyond the whole election fiasco? |
| Smarkil 07/13/17 1:39:31 AM #21 | WastelandCowboy posted... You'd think he would've moved on by now Yes. It's Trump that is guilty of this. Not 50% of the population and most of the media outlets. Only Trump. --- If my daughter was in it, Id have to be the co-star - Deoxxys on porn |
| Topic | This youtuber keeps talking shit about another guy. |
| Smarkil 07/13/17 12:26:33 AM #3 | imagine caring about something as pointless as this --- If my daughter was in it, Id have to be the co-star - Deoxxys on porn |
| Topic | I still have yet to find a desert better than Trifle. |
| Smarkil 07/13/17 12:25:28 AM #13 | Nade Duck posted... the sahara is my favorite dessert sahara is for filthy casuals antarctic or bust --- If my daughter was in it, Id have to be the co-star - Deoxxys on porn |
| Topic | I've never had blueberries before |
| Smarkil 07/12/17 4:15:40 PM #7 | Pears are garbage anyway --- If my daughter was in it, Id have to be the co-star - Deoxxys on porn |
| Topic | What age would you say these to girls in this picture are? |
| Smarkil 07/12/17 1:16:22 PM #7 | Early 20's but I'm guessing the trick is that they're actually underage. --- If my daughter was in it, Id have to be the co-star - Deoxxys on porn |
| Topic | Anybody here been a bank teller before? |
| Smarkil 07/12/17 11:51:52 AM #11 | argonautweakend posted... If I am asked to make changes for my job I would. Mostly because hair length is not a protected class. --- If my daughter was in it, Id have to be the co-star - Deoxxys on porn |
| Topic | Hey colorgreen why'd you close that topic? |
| Smarkil 07/12/17 11:48:49 AM #22 | Blighboy posted... There are a bunch you can find online I think, though I haven't looked at cringe stuff in years. This is an older one that I loved. Well yeah there's definitely a lot of cringe stuff online which is great but I wanna interact with the cringers. --- If my daughter was in it, Id have to be the co-star - Deoxxys on porn |
| Topic | Hey colorgreen why'd you close that topic? |
| Smarkil 07/12/17 11:38:38 AM #20 | Jen0125 posted... Smarkil posted...Did I miss something interesting again? Jesus fuck. I can't even. Why did you guys have to scare him off? I wanna see more. There needs to be a new term for when you love to see something but you also die a little inside when you do. It's like schadenfreude but you get a little bit of it yourself too. --- If my daughter was in it, Id have to be the co-star - Deoxxys on porn |
| Topic | Anybody here been a bank teller before? |
| Smarkil 07/12/17 11:30:54 AM #8 | Jen0125 posted... I think you'd need to maintain a more professional appearance as well Yeah I was gonna say he's gonna have to shave that ridiculous moustache. Probably a haircut too. --- If my daughter was in it, Id have to be the co-star - Deoxxys on porn |
| Topic | Hey colorgreen why'd you close that topic? |
| Smarkil 07/12/17 11:19:42 AM #15 | Did I miss something interesting again? --- If my daughter was in it, Id have to be the co-star - Deoxxys on porn |
| Topic | My friend has been dating a (minor) celebrity for the past couple months |
| Smarkil 07/12/17 2:30:17 AM #61 | Doctor Foxx posted... aaaaand? many of the male celebrities that marry non-famous women are still marrying wealthy and independently successful women like realtors or lawyers. They're not taking on broke single mothers, store clerks, or whatever The point is that Gadot's husband has made a ton of money. He's not just 'some dude'. I didn't bother to look at your whole list, but Streep's husband is also apparently a well known artist who also made a ton of money. These aren't just normal people. I'm fairly certain no one on that list is married to a plumber or waiter. --- If my daughter was in it, Id have to be the co-star - Deoxxys on porn |
| Topic | Join the Internet on July 12th, 2017 to fight the battle for net neutrality. |
| Smarkil 07/12/17 1:31:40 AM #5 | what am I supposed to join on july 12th? Is there a march or something? --- If my daughter was in it, Id have to be the co-star - Deoxxys on porn |
| Topic | I can't believe they haven't fixed a complete game breaking glitch in fallout 4 |
| Smarkil 07/12/17 1:30:44 AM #5 | >bethesda >fixing glitches pick one --- If my daughter was in it, Id have to be the co-star - Deoxxys on porn |
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