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Fakerich people are out working when everyone else is moving their cars around.

I mean obvs in hindsight I should have just parked illegally on the street (odds of being towed in a storm are probably pretty low). I went down this morning with that plan but it was already too late!
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Muffin why wouldn't you leave?

Houston wasn't supposed to evacuate. Getting seven million people out of a small area is no easy feat.

I was about to ask why you didn't at least park it at the top of a garage but wow that's dumb

All the higher levels were full. The place claimed they had gates and pumps and stuff and it would only be a few inches. lol.
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Pokalicious posted...

Oh damn SMuffin, sorry to hear that.

....pics?

It was parked in a garage slightly below ground level.

A garage I can't even get into because there is too much water, lulz
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well my car is underwater :(
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I haven't gotten to a "weather" part of duolingo yet, which sucks, because I'm relying on Telemundo for my storm coverage. All the white people went home for the evening and only the Spanish-speaking networks are still going strong!
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foolm0r0n posted...

SmartMuffin posted...

has any President ever openly bragged about pardons before? most of them hide from it and hope nobody will notice

Obama with Chelsea Manning on like his last day

no assange tho :(
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Apparently the Beavs brought Pac-12 officiating quality with them to Colorado.

Absolute fucking joke
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https://twitter.com/TheSwogBlog/status/900475057369206786

ACLU tweets picture of a white baby, Internet goes insane with rage
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literally all pardons do that tho
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StealThisSheen posted...

It's too early to say Nintendo is forcing a shortage, here. We won't know that until we see when/if they actually do restocks. Preorders were always going to be this way. You can only guarantee so many day one.

like 99% of things that are made do not sell out in advance of existing

literally the only reason pre-orders are this way is because the thing is underpriced AND nintendo has a long and proven track record of under-producing
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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/901263061511794688

this is amazing

has any President ever openly bragged about pardons before? most of them hide from it and hope nobody will notice
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sounds like its gonna be some major flooding here in houston

i didnt prep at all

*shrugs*
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Supposedly I got two in.

if I end up with an extra, some form of b8 sharing will get priority over the open market!
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mmal
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https://twitter.com/LibertyHangout/status/900858256511447041

cusks get what they deserve
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truly the nelson mandela of our time
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http://www.theonion.com/article/soldier-excited-take-over-fathers-old-afghanistan--56731
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https://www.si.com/extra-mustard/2017/08/22/robert-lee-espn-announcer-university-virginia-charlottesville

this is amazing

ESPN may be to the left of the freaking SPLC at this point
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Just wait until the FF7 reboot is announced as mobile only
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aaaaaaaaaaaand I still hate nintendo
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fuck I hate Nintendo so much
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https://twitter.com/bakedalaska/status/899829545070608384
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https://twitter.com/SamuelYousuf/status/899820906855358465

pretty sure this is known as "Woods' law"
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joss whedon has a large and rabid fanbase for whom a lot of the reason he is so beloved is being a feminist

Being a feminist has nothing to do with treating your wife well. It's about hating conservatives, so he still gets to be a feminist hero!
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Both starting and ending wars is popular.

But moving troops around is expensive.

So now every President can start and end the same war in the same countries and receive infinite political benefits!
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VintageGin posted...

did it turn out that he's a "piece of shit"

nah man he calls himself a feminist so thats literally impossible
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Guess who's live tweeting Trump's speech?

https://twitter.com/RonPaul

THIS is how you criticize. Meanwhile somewhere John Oliver is like "LOL HIS REAL NAME SOUNDS FUNNY" and everyone calls him a genius.
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http://www.theonion.com/article/man-center-political-spectrum-under-impression-he--56691

about 80% of b8
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http://www.businessinsider.com/trump-watching-solar-eclipse-20017-photos-2017-8

obama would have kept his glasses on like a coward
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the joke was that you secretly love it because only a masochist would 100% a game they say they hate

I loved it and didn't even 100%, lulz
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Or they just marry one of the newly-rich STEM girls

They don't actually get rich though, because they also end up meeting and marrying rich dudes and becoming stay at home moms who happen to have engineering degrees from MIT or whatever
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well there are

but they end up being broke and unemployed and marching with socialists demanding the STEM majors forgive their student loan debt
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https://twitter.com/clairlemon/status/899457279774216193

white female privilege is having the option to NOT major in something useful because some man will come along and subsidize your entire existence cuz you look pretty
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Jakyl25 posted...

One of the weirdest wrestling tropes to me

"We've had questionable officiating in this feud. The only way to settle this is with a less experienced referee!"

its not even JUST that though, usually the guy they pick ALSO has long-standing personal issues with one or more of the combatants as well!

so hes less experienced AND more biased!
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Alternatively, imagine telling someone a couple years ago that Jinder vs Nakamura would be a WWE title match at a major PPV
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"They only killed 1/5th as much as communists" is NOT a reason to support anything.

Does saying "people shouldn't be assaulted" count as "supporting" them?
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And America in particular didn't give a flying fuck [Aid for Britain, an arms trade deal, not commitment to a war effort, FAILED miserably in November 1941] either-- only getting involved beyond trade negotiations when Japan attacked [and going after the Nazis was only an effort to bail Britain out so that they could be coerced to commit to fighting... Japan.]

And yeah, this. We didn't GAF about Nazis or their aggression in Europe. We declared war on Japan because Pearl Harbor, and then Germany declared war on us because their treaty with Japan required it.
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If the Nazis get what they want (the country to follow Nazi ideology), people will die en masse as a direct result.

This is also true of Communists. Except 10x more people die.
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No, the justification for the punching Nazis is that "they are actively working to kill people"

Can you provide evidence for this?

How do you know that Richard Spencer is actively working to kill people? I've never seen anyone make that claim literally.
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Mr Lasastryke posted...

didn't you post an article in the freedom topic the other day that argued that there's little difference between nazis and communists?

ideologically yes

but when it comes to practical results, its not even close
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mass_killings_under_Communist_regimes

educate yourself
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Who else could be worse?

Communists. By an order of magnitude.
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http://nypost.com/2017/08/19/man-stabbed-after-haircut-gets-him-mistaken-for-a-neo-nazi/

also stabbing people for having the wrong haircut
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Actually killing people isn't a requirement for being a Nazi.

And yet, your justification for punching Nazis is "they kill people."

Can't have it both ways.
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https://twitter.com/bennyjohnson/status/899104472961622017

CNN changes headline after Antifa tells them that they totally aren't violent.
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as happened today in Boston

today in boston masked communists assaulted a little old lady for the crime of carrying an american flag
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It gives the nazis more ammo to claim that they're being victimized.

If you are punched for having "offensive ideas" you literally ARE being victimized because assault is literally a crime and having bad ideas is not
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If the Nazi is actively hurting people then it's not as bad.

If someone is "actively hurting people" does it matter if they're a nazi or not?

Like, is there a certain group of people you WOULDN'T punch if they were actively hurting others?
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Replace this with muslims and it goes from an absurdist sarcastic quip to a completely serious basis for the core beliefs of millions of people

except that muslims actually were the ones that first came up with the idea of driving cars into crowds as an intentional tactic of mass murder
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xfd some model is in robert e lee cosplay in front of a green screen of the statue

such olivia wannabe

"700 tokens until the south rises again!"
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