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https://www.ribbonfarm.com/2017/08/17/the-premium-mediocre-life-of-maya-millennial/

I feel like this is pretty close to #fakerich, but like, just slightly below
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http://all-that-is-interesting.com/the-rock-bin-laden-death-tweet

lol somehow I never heard about this
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Jakyl25 posted...

It's such an odd decision

It won't really help ratings

Few wrestlers will be happy about it

All the regular employees (i.e. non-talent) on the crew will have to be paid double time for working on a federal holiday.

Just..why?

New Year's Day is a LITTLE more understandable

also do they really think they're gonna draw a crowd?
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Jakyl25 posted...

https://twitter.com/wwe/status/904818590066630661

I'm sure the wrestlers love this idea

Who has enough stroke to get out of this? (besides Cena I mean)
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bng_mmmk posted...

HOLY SHIT UCLA

Came back from 44-10 to win 45-44.

xfd wut

I turned that thing off at the end of the third quarter
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https://twitter.com/karnoa/status/904202052649324544

goyim (not to scale) lulz
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Apparently Krugman wrote a column blaming the damage from Harvey on Houston's lack of zoning. Gotta say that's the first time I've ever heard anyone even mention that.
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LeonhartFour posted...

Man, it's going to be frustrating for everyone who loses to Alabama this year because of how bad Hurts is, and it won't matter because their running game, defense, and special teams are just that good. I know Bama never has a great QB, but I'm not sure Hurts is even a capable QB. And they still almost won it all last year anyway.

The SEC in general does this every year. All their best teams are wholly incapable of finding decent QBs. Alabama, Florida, LSU, all shit QBs every year.
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oh I also finished breaking bad

Seasons 3-5 were a quality show but 1 and 2 were basically throwaway crap.

I'd put Justified, The Shield, and The Wire above this easily, and probably some others as well.
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bad news: she spent like three hours talking to me about patent law

good news: she picked up her half of the check
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It's a good point, but it's still a shortage because people want to get gas and can't. Even if it's just because of logistics or whatever.

The irony is that they're starting to run out of gas in Dallas and NOT in Houston.

Because the people in Dallas are all rushing to the gas stations under the assumption that a shortage is coming, but the people in Houston are all "whatever, the refineries will figure their shit out."
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should I wear my MAGA hat y/n
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I probably shouldn't post about personal life stuff, but I have a date tonight with an aspiring #fakerich lawyer.

How does I impress girl who has her own money?
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ahead at halftime

still dont cover
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Level 1: Indiana
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Wal-mart cancelled ONE of the two I pre-ordered. Optimistic that this means the first one is still coming!
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http://www.wsbtv.com/news/local/cobb-county/officer-to-woman-during-traffic-stop-we-only-kill-black-people-right/600704431

It's always good to align on policy and have some on the job training!
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Cesaro so high for never being allowed anywhere near a legit title.
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who IS second?
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Eddv posted...

GET OUT OR DIE is pretty decent.

A lot of people will try to rationalize - that they can afford to stay,. That it won't get that bad HERE where I LIVE.

But didnt they also say that in Florida earlier this year and it ended up being nothing?
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well at least he took the imitative to find out on his own rather than waiting for the mother to tell him as soon as the kid turned 18
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https://twitter.com/charlescwcooke/status/902244311009546241
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over/under 12 months before she sues someone for sexual harassment
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irrelevant, victims must always be believed
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The thing about Ann Coulter is that you CAN'T "fire" her. AFAIK she has no regular, continuous employer. She gets by on gig work with books, interviews, speeches, etc. All you can do is ban her from all public platforms.

(offiical predix: she will be banned from Twitter and FB within the next year)
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https://www.duffelblog.com/2017/08/navy-destroyer-collides-with-building-in-downtown-houston/

duffel blog is usually pretty clearly inferior to the onion but this is top tier
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So there's this one nerdy looking fat guy who works for the Harris County Flood Authority that I think has been giving press conferences for like three days straight. He's on TV ALL the time and I'm very sure he hasn't changed his shirt or combed his hair since Sunday.
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and the good news is my client already cancelled work at their HQ for the rest of the week!
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Airports are supposed to reopen tomorrow!
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Why? The good parts of town are already back and restored. I just went out for pizza and beer.
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lol mandatory curfew. How is that not unconstitutional ?
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When your boss suggests you ask yourself "what would I do in that situation" but you actually think she's an idiot who would do the wrong thing...
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lordloki12 posted...

Yeah the USA hat might make him look a little more like someone's grandpa at the family barbecue, but I want to know why the FLOTUS hat even exists? Were people somehow not going to recognize her without it or were they just not paying the proper respect?

Trump should wear a PRESIDENT trucker hat everywhere he goes
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foolm0r0n posted...

This Joel Osteen thing is a pretty great example of the effectiveness social shaming

How much social shaming would it take to get a government owned 17000 seat facility to open itself to the public?

which one are you thinking of?

There isn't really an issue with space downtown, they opened up the convention center, which is freaking huge, and as far as I know it still has plenty of room.

The stuff about Olsteen is technically correct but also kinda weird. He's in the middle of one of the richest neighborhoods in the city, so it's not as if there's any logical reason the desperate poor would be showing up at his door rather than somewhere closer.
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My cousins and I once spent a whole night doing nothing but creating characters in No Mercy and watching them fight each other. It was sort of like a visual e-fed.

And back when I played the NCAA series a ton, I would usually watch the National Championship game, in the event I wasn't playing in it.
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WWE promo school:


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According to Dave:

100% scripted except for the part where Roman forgot his lines

They're specifically trying to replicate Cena vs Rock and they don't realize Roman isn't The Rock

Yeah it takes a particular level of genius to think of writing your promo on your hand.
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http://www.theonion.com/article/antifa-organizers-announce-plans-disrupt-neo-nazi--56783

when even the onion has turned on you
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https://www.houstoniamag.com/articles/2017/8/28/how-bad-is-harvey-the-waffle-houses-are-closing

private sector so good the government bases its information flows upon what its up to

(this is basically a almost perfect example of Mises' economic calculation argument as to why socialism cannot sustain itself)
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pfft, the laws of meteorology do not apply to celebrities!
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https://twitter.com/WWE/status/902347547636674560

A Roman Reigns promo? Haven't we suffered enough???

(seriously wtfnobooker?)
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I'm up to four tupperware containers catching drops coming from the windows. And a garbage bag duct-taped over a wet spot appearing in the wall below the window.
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I seriously think Nintendo might be my single most hated company.
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I heard we got 15-20 inches on saturday night alone.
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wtf is up with his giant bobs
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http://reason.com/blog/2017/08/25/the-minority-leader-who-cried-wolf-in-a

I think I missed this but it's absolutely great
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yeah wind is basically irrelevant at this point

its all a question of water volume
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News anchor: "The US Navy is on the way to lend a helping hand to Houston, doesn't that sound reassuring"

I don't think she intended it that way but she sounded super sarcastic <_<
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foolm0r0n posted...

What are the chances that my trip to Houston in 2 weeks will be okay and the place won't be in ruin?

itll probably be navigable but look even shittier than it did before
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https://twitter.com/Amandatnt03/status/901818123439005696
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