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Topic | Are you still on good terms with any of your ex-partners? |
MartavisBryant 03/24/24 9:16:51 PM #11 | [LFAQs-redacted-quote]
--- I know it might be wrong, but I'm in love with Stacy's dong |
Topic | Not feeling great right now CE, AMA |
MartavisBryant 03/24/24 8:52:24 PM #3 | What is your least favorite gen 1 Pokemon design?
--- I know it might be wrong, but I'm in love with Stacy's dong |
Topic | Why are there two boobs? |
MartavisBryant 03/24/24 5:26:40 PM #7 | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKiBCRubRc0&ab_channel=Tyty
--- I know it might be wrong, but I'm in love with Stacy's dong |
Topic | Bruh we old farts now...why we still talking bout virgin shit |
MartavisBryant 03/24/24 2:55:13 PM #11 | *Cries in permanent virgin*
--- I know it might be wrong, but I'm in love with Stacy's dong |
Topic | Shouldn't women sports teams have male cheerleaders? |
MartavisBryant 03/24/24 1:31:32 PM #5 | [LFAQs-redacted-quote]
They are --- I know it might be wrong, but I'm in love with Stacy's dong |
Topic | Post 200 gets 220 dollars / blogpost as well |
MartavisBryant 03/24/24 1:24:03 AM #198 | Bags of sand
--- I know it might be wrong, but I'm in love with Stacy's dong |
Topic | "Just draw the ABCs with your tongue" |
MartavisBryant 03/23/24 10:29:59 PM #46 | HudGard posted...
What fontHelveticunnilingus --- I know it might be wrong, but I'm in love with Stacy's dong |
Topic | Show us your cute pets. |
MartavisBryant 03/23/24 10:26:52 PM #13 | Thud posted...
I searched for this stupid bitch for like 10 minutes thinking she'd somehow gotten out of the house, couldnt find her anywhere. Nope, just being a naughty dog lmaoHere's Johnny! --- I know it might be wrong, but I'm in love with Stacy's dong |
Topic | Have you ever played Banjo-Kazooie? |
MartavisBryant 03/23/24 9:46:43 PM #4 | I beat it about 2 years ago and didn't like it much at all
--- I know it might be wrong, but I'm in love with Stacy's dong |
Topic | divorced |
MartavisBryant 03/23/24 9:28:34 PM #9 | boomgetchopped3 posted...
TC probably never touched alcohol in his lifeHe's drunk on life --- I know it might be wrong, but I'm in love with Stacy's dong |
Topic | Any of you ever known anyone that went to an ivy league university? |
MartavisBryant 03/23/24 9:12:33 PM #11 | Of course I know him; he's me
--- I know it might be wrong, but I'm in love with Stacy's dong |
Topic | Show us your cute pets. |
MartavisBryant 03/23/24 8:05:30 PM #10 | https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/e/e33efb33.jpg
--- I know it might be wrong, but I'm in love with Stacy's dong |
Topic | Where do you see yourself in 5 years? |
MartavisBryant 03/23/24 6:54:55 PM #9 | [LFAQs-redacted-quote]
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/e/eb6be180.jpg --- I know it might be wrong, but I'm in love with Stacy's dong |
Topic | Who is Mike? And why is his lemonade hard? |
MartavisBryant 03/23/24 6:16:06 PM #2 | It's been in the freezer
--- I know it might be wrong, but I'm in love with Stacy's dong |
Topic | Big Bundas vs Mommy Milkers |
MartavisBryant 03/23/24 5:55:49 PM #3 | Stop trying to make bunda happen. It's not going to happen.
--- I know it might be wrong, but I'm in love with Stacy's dong |
Topic | Apparently you can't be racist towards "white" people? |
MartavisBryant 03/23/24 5:52:59 PM #23 | What is the difference between white people and "white" people?
--- I know it might be wrong, but I'm in love with Stacy's dong |
Topic | Coffee - how do you like it? |
MartavisBryant 03/23/24 12:44:40 PM #51 | As black as midnight on a moonless night
--- I know it might be wrong, but I'm in love with Stacy's dong |
Topic | Everyone on CE has really exciting lives |
MartavisBryant 03/22/24 10:01:10 PM #9 | I took a shit today
--- I know it might be wrong, but I'm in love with Stacy's dong |
Topic | Damn, nobody told me Alanah Pearce had them tig ol' bitties |
MartavisBryant 03/22/24 8:11:10 PM #19 | Alanah Pearce nude
Wait, this isn't Google Images --- I know it might be wrong, but I'm in love with Stacy's dong |
Topic | Mustard stopped my heartburn. |
MartavisBryant 03/22/24 8:09:06 PM #3 | Mustard cured my diabeetus
--- I know it might be wrong, but I'm in love with Stacy's dong |
Topic | I expect you'll betray me in the end CE |
MartavisBryant 03/22/24 6:53:09 PM #11 | Et tu, Vegy?
--- I know it might be wrong, but I'm in love with Stacy's dong |
Topic | If my last was Green and I had a son, |
MartavisBryant 03/22/24 1:33:44 PM #8 | Gang
--- I know it might be wrong, but I'm in love with Stacy's dong |
Topic | Anyone else in graduate school? |
MartavisBryant 03/22/24 1:00:54 PM #18 | Naysaspace posted...
i would but its far too expensive to do without employer sponsorship*Cries* I've already paid back a little over $300k from grad school loans and still have a principal of $70k+ --- I know it might be wrong, but I'm in love with Stacy's dong |
Topic | Getting turned down is depressing as hell. |
MartavisBryant 03/22/24 9:49:22 AM #49 | [LFAQs-redacted-quote]
I've tried to befriend almost every coworker that I've had over the past few years. Everyone realizes quickly that I have nothing to offer. Even the few masochists who repeatedly bang their heads against the wall trying to converse with me eventually give up. --- I know it might be wrong, but I'm in love with Stacy's dong |
Topic | Getting turned down is depressing as hell. |
MartavisBryant 03/21/24 10:39:31 PM #25 | [LFAQs-redacted-quote]
Yes, no, and yes, respectively. I'm perpetually nervous and have nothing to say. I'm incapable of holding a conversation. Even if I got a date, it wouldn't lead anywhere. --- I know it might be wrong, but I'm in love with Stacy's dong |
Topic | Getting turned down is depressing as hell. |
MartavisBryant 03/21/24 10:33:01 PM #20 | [LFAQs-redacted-quote]
I've had zero interest from any women in 32 years. I haven't even had a friend in 15 years. I tried dating apps and got zero likes. It's a foregone conclusion. --- I know it might be wrong, but I'm in love with Stacy's dong |
Topic | Getting turned down is depressing as hell. |
MartavisBryant 03/21/24 10:29:55 PM #16 | When rejection from every woman is a foregone conclusion, it's not worth asking.
--- I know it might be wrong, but I'm in love with Stacy's dong |
Topic | Believe in yourself. |
MartavisBryant 03/21/24 7:55:51 PM #10 | I've tried; it never works
--- I know it might be wrong, but I'm in love with Stacy's dong |
Topic | Is there a name for that Billie Eilish/Sydney Sweeney facial expression? |
MartavisBryant 03/21/24 7:51:31 PM #16 | Resting Goldeen face
--- I know it might be wrong, but I'm in love with Stacy's dong |
Topic | Dragon's Dog 2 releases in 2 hours. |
MartavisBryant 03/21/24 7:46:09 PM #30 | My body is ready, arisen
--- I know it might be wrong, but I'm in love with Stacy's dong |
Topic | Ight guys my boss told me that the only way we could be. |
MartavisBryant 03/21/24 12:23:03 PM #6 | Pics of TC
--- I know it might be wrong, but I'm in love with Stacy's dong |
Topic | Jesus, the Last Week Tonight about student loan debt was infuriating. |
MartavisBryant 03/21/24 10:38:35 AM #42 | I've already paid back a little over $300k from student loans and still have a principal of $70k+. Fuck the education system in this country.
--- I know it might be wrong, but I'm in love with Stacy's dong |
Topic | Do you hate humanity? |
MartavisBryant 03/20/24 7:09:25 PM #6 | Not really. I just hate myself.
--- I know it might be wrong, but I'm in love with Stacy's dong |
Topic | Would you wear this watch I just bought? |
MartavisBryant 03/20/24 6:56:53 PM #29 | Dwayne "The Clock" Johnson
--- I know it might be wrong, but I'm in love with Stacy's dong |
Topic | That's Not Consent, Charlie Brown |
MartavisBryant 03/19/24 8:19:41 PM #34 | I have a particular set of skills, Charlie Brown
--- I know it might be wrong, but I'm in love with Stacy's dong |
Topic | That's Not Consent, Charlie Brown |
MartavisBryant 03/19/24 8:05:02 PM #26 | What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets, Charlie Brown.
--- I know it might be wrong, but I'm in love with Stacy's dong |
Topic | What kind of sex ed did your schooling teach you? |
MartavisBryant 03/19/24 8:02:11 PM #22 | They taught me where to put it, but not how to find someone who wants me to put it in them
--- I know it might be wrong, but I'm in love with Stacy's dong |
Topic | First character that comes to mind who has Electricity powers? |
MartavisBryant 03/19/24 7:42:42 PM #8 | Pikachu
--- I know it might be wrong, but I'm in love with Stacy's dong |
Topic | What should my competitive Gamer handle be? |
MartavisBryant 03/18/24 7:12:07 PM #7 | XxCRYSTALMETHxX
--- I know it might be wrong, but I'm in love with Stacy's dong |
Topic | If a woman were interested in you but she was also |
MartavisBryant 03/18/24 6:42:30 PM #20 | GranTurismo posted...
yeah good one, why are you so convinced though that no woman would ever be interested in you? Confidence is very importantIt hasn't happened in 32 years --- I know it might be wrong, but I'm in love with Stacy's dong |
Topic | If a woman were interested in you but she was also |
MartavisBryant 03/18/24 6:17:46 PM #13 | Considering the fact that no woman could ever be interested in me, I would naturally assume that she would intend to use me as a virgin sacrifice.
--- I know it might be wrong, but I'm in love with Stacy's dong |
Topic | Things you miss when you were younger mentally or appearance wise |
MartavisBryant 03/17/24 9:31:32 PM #11 | I miss not hating myself
--- I know it might be wrong, but I'm in love with Stacy's dong |
Topic | Why do baseball players LOOOVE slapping everyone's ass? |
MartavisBryant 03/17/24 8:48:12 PM #5 | divot1338 posted...
SLAPASS! caps --- I know it might be wrong, but I'm in love with Stacy's dong |
Topic | Found a small bag of hair my ex gf gave me in high school when she got a haircut |
MartavisBryant 03/17/24 6:06:01 PM #8 | Put your dick in it
--- I know it might be wrong, but I'm in love with Stacy's dong |
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