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TopicAre you still on good terms with any of your ex-partners?
MartavisBryant
03/24/24 9:16:51 PM
#11
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]



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TopicNot feeling great right now CE, AMA
MartavisBryant
03/24/24 8:52:24 PM
#3
What is your least favorite gen 1 Pokemon design?

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TopicWhy are there two boobs?
MartavisBryant
03/24/24 5:26:40 PM
#7
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKiBCRubRc0&ab_channel=Tyty

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TopicBruh we old farts now...why we still talking bout virgin shit
MartavisBryant
03/24/24 2:55:13 PM
#11
*Cries in permanent virgin*

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TopicShouldn't women sports teams have male cheerleaders?
MartavisBryant
03/24/24 1:31:32 PM
#5
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

They are

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TopicPost 200 gets 220 dollars / blogpost as well
MartavisBryant
03/24/24 1:24:03 AM
#198
Bags of sand

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Topic"Just draw the ABCs with your tongue"
MartavisBryant
03/23/24 10:29:59 PM
#46
HudGard posted...
What font
Helveticunnilingus

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TopicShow us your cute pets.
MartavisBryant
03/23/24 10:26:52 PM
#13
Thud posted...
I searched for this stupid bitch for like 10 minutes thinking she'd somehow gotten out of the house, couldnt find her anywhere. Nope, just being a naughty dog lmao

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/1/120c04ae.jpg
Here's Johnny!

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TopicHave you ever played Banjo-Kazooie?
MartavisBryant
03/23/24 9:46:43 PM
#4
I beat it about 2 years ago and didn't like it much at all

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Topicdivorced
MartavisBryant
03/23/24 9:28:34 PM
#9
boomgetchopped3 posted...
TC probably never touched alcohol in his life
He's drunk on life

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TopicAny of you ever known anyone that went to an ivy league university?
MartavisBryant
03/23/24 9:12:33 PM
#11
Of course I know him; he's me
For grad school
It wasn't worth it


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TopicShow us your cute pets.
MartavisBryant
03/23/24 8:05:30 PM
#10
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/e/e33efb33.jpg

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TopicWhere do you see yourself in 5 years?
MartavisBryant
03/23/24 6:54:55 PM
#9
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/e/eb6be180.jpg

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TopicWho is Mike? And why is his lemonade hard?
MartavisBryant
03/23/24 6:16:06 PM
#2
It's been in the freezer

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TopicBig Bundas vs Mommy Milkers
MartavisBryant
03/23/24 5:55:49 PM
#3
Stop trying to make bunda happen. It's not going to happen.

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TopicApparently you can't be racist towards "white" people?
MartavisBryant
03/23/24 5:52:59 PM
#23
What is the difference between white people and "white" people?

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TopicCoffee - how do you like it?
MartavisBryant
03/23/24 12:44:40 PM
#51
As black as midnight on a moonless night

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TopicEveryone on CE has really exciting lives
MartavisBryant
03/22/24 10:01:10 PM
#9
I took a shit today

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TopicDamn, nobody told me Alanah Pearce had them tig ol' bitties
MartavisBryant
03/22/24 8:11:10 PM
#19
Alanah Pearce nude

Wait, this isn't Google Images

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TopicMustard stopped my heartburn.
MartavisBryant
03/22/24 8:09:06 PM
#3
Mustard cured my diabeetus

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TopicI expect you'll betray me in the end CE
MartavisBryant
03/22/24 6:53:09 PM
#11
Et tu, Vegy?

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TopicIf my last was Green and I had a son,
MartavisBryant
03/22/24 1:33:44 PM
#8
Gang

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TopicAnyone else in graduate school?
MartavisBryant
03/22/24 1:00:54 PM
#18
Naysaspace posted...
i would but its far too expensive to do without employer sponsorship
*Cries*
I've already paid back a little over $300k from grad school loans and still have a principal of $70k+

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TopicGetting turned down is depressing as hell.
MartavisBryant
03/22/24 9:49:22 AM
#49
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

I've tried to befriend almost every coworker that I've had over the past few years. Everyone realizes quickly that I have nothing to offer. Even the few masochists who repeatedly bang their heads against the wall trying to converse with me eventually give up.

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TopicGetting turned down is depressing as hell.
MartavisBryant
03/21/24 10:39:31 PM
#25
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

Yes, no, and yes, respectively. I'm perpetually nervous and have nothing to say. I'm incapable of holding a conversation. Even if I got a date, it wouldn't lead anywhere.

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TopicGetting turned down is depressing as hell.
MartavisBryant
03/21/24 10:33:01 PM
#20
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

I've had zero interest from any women in 32 years. I haven't even had a friend in 15 years. I tried dating apps and got zero likes. It's a foregone conclusion.

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TopicGetting turned down is depressing as hell.
MartavisBryant
03/21/24 10:29:55 PM
#16
When rejection from every woman is a foregone conclusion, it's not worth asking.

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TopicBelieve in yourself.
MartavisBryant
03/21/24 7:55:51 PM
#10
I've tried; it never works

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TopicIs there a name for that Billie Eilish/Sydney Sweeney facial expression?
MartavisBryant
03/21/24 7:51:31 PM
#16
Resting Goldeen face

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TopicDragon's Dog 2 releases in 2 hours.
MartavisBryant
03/21/24 7:46:09 PM
#30
My body is ready, arisen

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TopicIght guys my boss told me that the only way we could be.
MartavisBryant
03/21/24 12:23:03 PM
#6
Pics of TC

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TopicJesus, the Last Week Tonight about student loan debt was infuriating.
MartavisBryant
03/21/24 10:38:35 AM
#42
I've already paid back a little over $300k from student loans and still have a principal of $70k+. Fuck the education system in this country.

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TopicDo you hate humanity?
MartavisBryant
03/20/24 7:09:25 PM
#6
Not really. I just hate myself.

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TopicWould you wear this watch I just bought?
MartavisBryant
03/20/24 6:56:53 PM
#29
Dwayne "The Clock" Johnson

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TopicThat's Not Consent, Charlie Brown
MartavisBryant
03/19/24 8:19:41 PM
#34
I have a particular set of skills, Charlie Brown

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TopicThat's Not Consent, Charlie Brown
MartavisBryant
03/19/24 8:05:02 PM
#26
What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets, Charlie Brown.

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TopicWhat kind of sex ed did your schooling teach you?
MartavisBryant
03/19/24 8:02:11 PM
#22
They taught me where to put it, but not how to find someone who wants me to put it in them

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TopicFirst character that comes to mind who has Electricity powers?
MartavisBryant
03/19/24 7:42:42 PM
#8
Pikachu

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TopicWhat should my competitive Gamer handle be?
MartavisBryant
03/18/24 7:12:07 PM
#7
XxCRYSTALMETHxX

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TopicIf a woman were interested in you but she was also
MartavisBryant
03/18/24 6:42:30 PM
#20
GranTurismo posted...
yeah good one, why are you so convinced though that no woman would ever be interested in you? Confidence is very important
It hasn't happened in 32 years

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TopicIf a woman were interested in you but she was also
MartavisBryant
03/18/24 6:17:46 PM
#13
Considering the fact that no woman could ever be interested in me, I would naturally assume that she would intend to use me as a virgin sacrifice.

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TopicThings you miss when you were younger mentally or appearance wise
MartavisBryant
03/17/24 9:31:32 PM
#11
I miss not hating myself

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TopicWhy do baseball players LOOOVE slapping everyone's ass?
MartavisBryant
03/17/24 8:48:12 PM
#5
divot1338 posted...
SLAPASS! caps


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TopicFound a small bag of hair my ex gf gave me in high school when she got a haircut
MartavisBryant
03/17/24 6:06:01 PM
#8
Put your dick in it

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