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TopicBest Pokemon Tournament: Preliminaries, Round 15
MartavisBryant
05/11/24 8:09:02 PM
#12
Articuno is sleek AF

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TopicWhat is the best pleasure in life?
MartavisBryant
05/11/24 7:50:07 PM
#26
Homeless_Waifu posted...
Out of all those options, I've only experienced food. Not really a food person myself so I'll go with other.



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TopicI figured out how to kill this climate change mf
MartavisBryant
05/11/24 6:41:47 PM
#2
Just put the Earth in a giant fridge for a few minutes to let it cool down

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TopicBest Pokemon Tournament: Preliminaries, Round 14
MartavisBryant
05/11/24 12:39:23 AM
#13
My all-time favorite Pokemon design (Flareon) is getting rekt :(

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TopicBetter to have loved and lost than to never loved at all?
MartavisBryant
05/10/24 12:59:41 PM
#9
I picked the second option. I've never loved or been loved, but the closest thing that I've had to a relationship destroyed me psychologically. I would infinitely prefer my previous mindset of being content with knowing that I would never be in a relationship and will die a virgin to my current ceaseless self-hatred.

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TopicBest Pokemon Tournament: Preliminaries, Round 13
MartavisBryant
05/09/24 9:01:55 PM
#9
Scyther, Electabuzz, and Tauros are all top-30 gen 1 designs for me, but Gyarados is my favorite of today's group

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TopicYou are now manually blinking.
MartavisBryant
05/09/24 1:16:04 PM
#6
You are now manually breathing

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TopicNights into Dreams is a 7/10 game
MartavisBryant
05/06/24 1:51:59 PM
#10
It's the worst game I've ever played

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TopicWhat's the worst game you've ever played?
MartavisBryant
05/02/24 9:02:40 PM
#62
Nights into Dreams

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TopicI was talking to this really attractive woman
MartavisBryant
05/01/24 8:51:48 PM
#10
Something something Jigglypuffs

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TopicBest donuts
MartavisBryant
05/01/24 8:14:27 PM
#8
Duck >>>>>>>>>>> Dunkin' >> Krispy Kreme

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TopicBest Pokemon Tournament: Preliminaries, Round 5
MartavisBryant
04/30/24 9:59:34 PM
#4
Awful stretch of designs compared to the previous polls. Venomoth is somehow my favorite (my #92 favorite gen 1 design). Gloom is my least favorite gen 1 design.

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TopicBest Pokemon Tournament: Preliminaries, Round 4
MartavisBryant
04/29/24 9:15:18 PM
#3
Ninetales > Vulpix > Jigglypuff > Nidoking > the rest

Ninetales and Vulpix are both in my top 5 Pokemon designs

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TopicZelda: Twilight Princess... Good game or nah?
MartavisBryant
04/29/24 7:03:55 PM
#22
It's my favorite Zelda game

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TopicYou ever just not want to be you anymore?
MartavisBryant
04/28/24 8:52:00 PM
#13
I've been psychologically broken and have hated myself every moment since March 2022.

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TopicWhat to do in Vegas next?
MartavisBryant
04/27/24 4:32:41 PM
#15
marvel_fan333 posted...
Bunny Ranch


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TopicDo you guys hate to mow the lawn?
MartavisBryant
04/27/24 4:32:04 PM
#21
I don't really mind it, but I saw a small snake while I was mowing the lawn yesterday. It's his lawn now.

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TopicBest Pokemon Tournament: Preliminaries, Round 2
MartavisBryant
04/26/24 11:19:55 PM
#4
Butterfree > Pidgeot > Beedrill > Pidgeotto > Raticate > Pidgey > Rattata > Kakuna > Weedle > Metapod

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TopicBest Pokemon Tournament: Preliminaries, Round 1
MartavisBryant
04/25/24 7:55:11 PM
#3
Charmander > Squirtle > Charizard > Bulbasaur > Venusaur > Blastoise > Ivysaur > Charmeleon > Wartortle >>> Caterpie

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TopicBill Belichick is an ass man CONFIRMED
MartavisBryant
04/25/24 7:12:59 PM
#4
DrizztLink posted...
bill belicheeks
"On to Cincinnasscheeks"

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TopicYje perfect girl but she's an 800 foot tall blob of mysterious purple goo
MartavisBryant
04/25/24 6:56:31 PM
#4
As long as she doesn't ask me for tree fiddy, I'm good

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TopicWhy do several people here act as though they have no flaws?
MartavisBryant
04/25/24 12:04:42 PM
#14
It's okay; I brought enough flaws for the rest of the class

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TopicCutie car mechanic on 1st date: I can't date a guy who can't change his own oil
MartavisBryant
04/25/24 10:58:00 AM
#15
NO2_Fiend posted...
Put pan under drain plug
Pull plug
Drain
Remove filter
Replace filter with new one
Put plug back in
Fill oil

So hard
Instructions unclear; penis stuck in gas tank

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TopicFinally getting into Prince of Person (DOS, 1989)
MartavisBryant
04/24/24 7:34:56 PM
#3
Tyranthraxus posted...
Prince of Person


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TopicCutie car mechanic on 1st date: I can't date a guy who can't change his own oil
MartavisBryant
04/24/24 7:21:34 PM
#5
My inability to change my car's oil is WAY down on the list of reasons why no woman could ever want me

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TopicWith Crimsonness gone...
MartavisBryant
04/24/24 7:10:44 PM
#42
Foppe posted...
Her blood is on Fandoms hands.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WQCoPL3-wo&ab_channel=grazza88

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TopicHershey chocolate does not taste like vomit
MartavisBryant
04/24/24 6:58:54 PM
#122
Tyranthraxus posted...
"Anyone" yes obviously. There's people who think McDonald's makes the best burgers and Starbucks makes the best coffee and so on. I don't think you'll find anyone here.

Also not all Hershey's products are equal. Their Symphony bar tastes WAAAAAY better than the regular chocolate.
That's another thing I was wondering. Are people claiming that all Hershey's chocolate products (Reese's, Kit Kats, etc.) taste like vomit, or just the plain milk chocolate bar?

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TopicIs it too late to talk about Trapped in the Closet? Or its parodies?
MartavisBryant
04/24/24 10:32:53 AM
#11
And they said "We're not coming out the closet, so you can just go away"

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TopicWell it's been real CE
MartavisBryant
04/23/24 8:39:54 PM
#90
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WQCoPL3-wo&ab_channel=grazza88

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TopicHershey chocolate does not taste like vomit
MartavisBryant
04/22/24 7:39:18 PM
#78
Is the idea that Hershey's chocolate tastes like vomit a relatively new take? I've only heard of it recently, and I've lived about 25 minutes from Hershey most of my life.

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TopicFirst/ Tutorial Bosses that will kick your ass
MartavisBryant
04/22/24 7:36:33 PM
#12
Vanguard in Demon's Souls

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TopicThe thought of probably spending $18k a year to live on my own seems crazy
MartavisBryant
04/22/24 6:49:16 PM
#48
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

I make low six figures. Almost all of my take-home pay goes to my loans. If push came to shove, I could afford at least an apartment, but that would mean taking even longer to pay off my loans.

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TopicYou wake up tomorrow and learn you got a girl pregnant
MartavisBryant
04/22/24 10:51:46 AM
#4
Considering the fact that I will die a virgin,
Crimsoness posted...
I'd be pretty surprised


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TopicDeadly Premonition is one of the coziest games I've ever played.
MartavisBryant
04/21/24 6:48:04 PM
#12
Baron_Ox posted...
too bad about the second one.
Yeah, I'm currently playing it, and it's not great so far.

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TopicThe thought of probably spending $18k a year to live on my own seems crazy
MartavisBryant
04/21/24 6:13:23 PM
#32
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

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TopicSeinfeld is my favorite show ever, but I never watched Curb before >_>
MartavisBryant
04/21/24 5:00:59 PM
#24
It's a MUCH better version of Seinfeld imo

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TopicWould you rather encounter a bear or a man in the middle of the woods?
MartavisBryant
04/21/24 4:50:33 PM
#2
I'm a bear, and I'd rather encounter another bear

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TopicSo jealous!!
MartavisBryant
04/21/24 4:20:23 PM
#2
I love this clip

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Topicpeople who scream when they sneeze-
MartavisBryant
04/21/24 3:50:16 PM
#77
Enclave posted...
You know that involuntary physical reaction? Just don't do it.
I am able to suppress almost 100% of my sneezes in public.

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TopicThe thought of probably spending $18k a year to live on my own seems crazy
MartavisBryant
04/21/24 3:48:50 PM
#27
archizzy posted...
I get that, but if you are in your mid 30's or in your 40's right now and you have been living at home all this time for free then I have a hard time believing the economy is the only thing that has kept you at home.
For me, it's student loans. I've already spent over $300k repaying my student loans, and I still have a principal of almost $70k. I make six figures and still can't afford to live on my own.

I do like living with my parents, though.

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TopicThe thought of probably spending $18k a year to live on my own seems crazy
MartavisBryant
04/21/24 2:37:49 PM
#14
Kradek posted...
I guess it depends on things like if they're an only child and how much they love them. I'm an only child and my parents never charged me when I lived with them as an adult. My friend is a male middle child between 2 sisters and his parents never made his sisters pay rent, though they did make him pay rent. 400/mo as well oddly enough.

Sounds like she wasn't the favorite of her parents.
WTF?

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Topicpeople who scream when they sneeze-
MartavisBryant
04/21/24 2:29:34 PM
#66
viewmaster_pi posted...
scream farters are the worst of the worst
I always scream "THIS...IS...FARTA!" immediately before I fart. It's involuntary.

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Topic"You get what you friggin deserve!"
MartavisBryant
04/21/24 12:19:34 PM
#4
Rizzle me this, Jonkler.

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TopicSo my brother got my new PC to work
MartavisBryant
04/20/24 8:40:54 PM
#6
Pics of brother

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TopicThis is one of the funniest gamefaqs topics in history
MartavisBryant
04/20/24 6:02:30 PM
#8
The best topic in which I have ever posted

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TopicWTF. Please tell me this bill board isn't real.
MartavisBryant
04/20/24 3:00:48 PM
#13
Getting is an drunk never excuse.

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TopicHave you played either Fallout 1 or 2?
MartavisBryant
04/20/24 2:16:43 PM
#5
No, but they're in my Steam backlog

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TopicYeah I think I'm officially done with her.
MartavisBryant
04/20/24 2:12:21 PM
#28
ssb_yunglink2 posted...
so basically im suing her again, but i really think we can make it work
lmao

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TopicGirls like confidence
MartavisBryant
04/20/24 2:10:39 PM
#5
I'm extremely confident that no woman could ever want me

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