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Damn_Underscore
03/24/24 5:21:50 PM
#1:


I do appreciate the symmetry but it seems like symmetry is the only reason why there are two

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IdiotMachine
03/24/24 5:22:51 PM
#2:


You have to milk them alternatively.

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FolkenRawr
03/24/24 5:23:47 PM
#3:


Two hips, two babies...

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Kurt_Russel
03/24/24 5:24:18 PM
#4:


Ever seen total recall?

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Dakimakura
03/24/24 5:24:29 PM
#5:


Misogyny

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haarlem1982
03/24/24 5:26:21 PM
#6:


Because we also have 2 hands

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MartavisBryant
03/24/24 5:26:40 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKiBCRubRc0&ab_channel=Tyty

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Xatrion
03/24/24 5:28:04 PM
#8:


Why two boob? Why not six?

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tankboy
03/24/24 5:55:56 PM
#9:


Redundancy in critical systems is a basic engineering practice.
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GeminiDeus
03/24/24 6:01:23 PM
#10:


MartavisBryant posted...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKiBCRubRc0&ab_channel=Tyty
For some reason I've thought for many years that the superboob joke was from Futurama.

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Nukazie
03/24/24 6:02:08 PM
#11:


the other is a spare

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Torgo
03/24/24 6:02:58 PM
#12:


I'm a fan of two.

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ai123
03/24/24 6:11:55 PM
#13:


Same reason there are two bollocks, probably.

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Verdekal
03/24/24 6:12:54 PM
#14:


Do you want two dicks?

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TimeForAction
03/24/24 6:13:18 PM
#15:


Then why not two mouths
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DUKLegend
03/24/24 6:29:17 PM
#16:


Verdekal posted...
Do you want two dicks?

Yeah why the fuck do we not have two dicks? I feel jipped.
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QElon
03/24/24 7:39:21 PM
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I think just in case of twins tbh.
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HudGard
03/24/24 7:47:10 PM
#19:


Like bag of sand

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Killmonger
03/24/24 7:50:04 PM
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If asses arent meant to be ate, then why are booties cut in half?

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MLBloomy
03/24/24 10:07:50 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5g4Was2wWmA
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thronedfire2
03/24/24 10:12:01 PM
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because mammal nipples usually double the number of the normal litter

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toreysback
03/24/24 10:13:15 PM
#23:


ever since noah's ark

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