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TopicApparently Kojima stole this Russian music for MGS years ago
Aressar
08/23/25 2:53:36 PM
#15
If this is considered 'stolen', then literally every piece of music that is released these days is stolen somehow.

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TopicDo you ever worry about this place losing its innocence?
Aressar
08/23/25 11:52:48 AM
#5
Yes, I feel like this place really lost its innocence since Fandom introduced the hornyban.

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TopicThere is no known, safe medical procedure to...
Aressar
08/22/25 8:27:59 PM
#7
Is that a flashlight you're shining at me or are you just happy to see me?

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TopicBest game of 1998
Aressar
08/21/25 1:19:24 PM
#17
Voted MGS

kage_53 posted...
Fallout 2 and its not close

But really this.

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TopicLooks like the White House has made a tiktok account.
Aressar
08/20/25 4:37:38 PM
#9
But I don't want to see Trump shake his ass to some hip tune for 10 seconds.

Or at all really.

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TopicWelp, guess I failed at life
Aressar
08/14/25 9:34:58 AM
#23
Vegy posted...
She's making fun of all her subscribers lol, and dey'll still give her money

Smh tbh

Those are the people who truly failed at life.

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TopicGot a vasectomy yesterday
Aressar
08/14/25 9:33:00 AM
#5
Well done. I had mine about six years ago.
Just take it easy for those first few days. Seriously, take it as easy as possible, because you do not want those stitches to tear.

Out of curiosity, what was your motivation for having it done?


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TopicAnyone starting to feel like losing access to CE doesn't really matter anymore?
Aressar
08/14/25 8:42:45 AM
#6
I mostly moved on to Reddit, because this place was not doing wonders for my mental health with every other topic being about Trump, Musk or one of their buddies making the world a worse place to live in (though I get the impression that amount of topics may have toned down a bit).

Aside from that, I do feel this place has become less interesting since the hornyban. Still, I guess I still tend to go here if I feel like talking/reading about general stuff that doesn't belong in subreddits I follow.

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TopicWilliam Birkin's 2nd form.
Aressar
08/13/25 8:02:53 PM
#2
By shooting him and changing position before he gets too close. No really, it's that straightforward.

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TopicHoly shit. The tarrifs on China have been suspended for 90 days
Aressar
08/13/25 8:59:59 AM
#41
Tarrifs on China have been SUSPENDED!

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TopicIsrael in talks to ethnically cleanse Palestine, resettle them in South Sudan
Aressar
08/13/25 6:38:03 AM
#17
Meanwhile some NATO countries might give an occasional comment of disapproval, but will 100% allow it to happen.

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TopicSeriously America is so beyond fucked I still have a hard time processing it
Aressar
08/12/25 1:35:27 PM
#17
texanfan27 posted...
Not sure if its just us, or the world somedays. Either way this will take a while to fix if even possible

I live in the Netherlands, and although I reckon it's not quite as bad as in the U.S. here yet, I do think it's on the way, especially considering pretty much any meaningful effort to solve the problems that affect most/all of society have been delayed and/or diminished due to (populistic) rightwing parties aiming to please their voters.

On top of that, so far the Dutch government seems to roll over to anything Trump tells them to do (which might have a little something to do with the former Dutch prime minister Mark Rutte being the current NATO Secretary General).

Like it or not, the POTUS still has a lot of influence in what happens in global politics, even if everyone in the world knows that POTUS happens to be an deranged lunatic. There has been somewhat more talk that Europe should be less dependent on the U.S., though so far it doesn't feel like it's a priority.

Oh and we recently had a collapse of the coalition, which was led by a populistic right-wing party, the popularity of which has barely diminished. They did to agree to Trump's demand of every NATO country raising their military spending to 5%, but where that money is supposed to come from? They'll leave that to the next coalition.

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TopicSeriously America is so beyond fucked I still have a hard time processing it
Aressar
08/12/25 7:18:28 AM
#6
Honestly, I've been depressed about this among other things regarding the state of the world since November, as I realize how much of an impact these things make and how long it would take to recover from it even in ideal circumstances.

I still manage to get through daily life well enough and keep up my job, but I pretty much lost hope, as well as motivation to make something of my life (i.e. career, dating, home improvement, etc).

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TopicDon't say it
Aressar
08/11/25 12:56:02 PM
#18
masterpug53 posted...
Oh, stop it!

He said it again! Wait, I said it! Ah, I said it again. And there again. That's three its, ugh!

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TopicI have a friend who is a sex worker and the thing that blows my mind about it is
Aressar
08/11/25 7:00:33 AM
#5
pinky0926 posted...
Oh, even in an non horny way?

Let's find out.

Anyway, personally I suspect people from all walks of life might make use of that service. Maybe whether it's legal or not in a country plays a part as well, like I can imagine people being more casual about it if it is.

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TopicWhat's your favorite Star Trek series?
Aressar
08/11/25 5:05:17 AM
#12
TNG > VOY > DS9 > ENT > TOS

Aside from DIS season 1, I haven't watched any of the newer series. Might watch PIC season 3 someday, as I hear positive things about it from other TNG fans.

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TopicThe 5th element
Aressar
08/10/25 6:07:32 PM
#19
You are fired!
(meow)

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TopicDon't fall down the steps you might your bum
Aressar
08/09/25 10:50:42 PM
#4
And that's not very fun
When you fall down and hurt your bum
I like to put my bum on things
It's fun for everyone

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TopicPhrases you don't really get.
Aressar
08/09/25 4:25:52 PM
#42
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]


= For all intents and purposes.

Maybe I'm about to get whooshed now, but I've seen people write this incorrectly just as often as "I couldn't care less".

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TopicShe slaps your ass and says 'what's wrong baby, why don't you smile more?'
Aressar
08/09/25 11:03:46 AM
#5
Because I died by snu snu.

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TopicWhat games allow you to be really evil?
Aressar
08/08/25 11:24:32 AM
#46
UnfairRepresent posted...
DA2 was way more tame but it must be noted that

1. You can sell an escaped slave party member back to his master for no reason (tiny payout too)
2. You can keep a barely legal female naive slave who will obey all orders no matter what.
In fact that's the only scenario where she doesn't die >_>

Instead of keeping her as a slave, you can also choose to offer her employment with a wage.

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TopicPhrases you don't really get.
Aressar
08/08/25 11:05:28 AM
#22
"The end...or is it?"

To me it comes off like this says: "The end...or is it the end?"
I'd say it logically makes more sense if it's either "The end...is it?" or "The end...or isn't it?" because the word 'or' implies something different than what mentioned before that.

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TopicSo what's with the increase in worldwide right wing activity?
Aressar
08/08/25 10:58:02 AM
#12
HighSeraph posted...
Social media as well as traditional media is being influenced by right wing billionaires to signal boost it.

This, especially with the majority of people always clicking 'Accept all cookies' and taking random clickbait as fact.

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TopicWhat games allow you to be really evil?
Aressar
08/08/25 6:23:07 AM
#39
Blood Omen: Legacy Of Kain

With all the other LoK games you could argue that any morally bad things you do is actually for the greater good in the long run, but in Blood Omen 1, Kain is just callous, and doesn't shed a single afterthought to the people he kills, whether it's to accomplish his goals or just to feed on/kill a random human, sometimes in creative sadistic ways.. He very clearly has selfish motives and literally states that he doesn't care for the fate of this world.

As for the two possible endings, although the good ending is a selfless act in which Kain sacrifices himself to restore balance to the world, the bad ending is in fact canon, and much more in line with Kain's motivation and personality at that time.

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TopicI am also going to post horny
Aressar
08/07/25 6:43:21 AM
#2
*uses harden*

*it's super effective*

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TopicFeeling naughty. Gonna horny post
Aressar
08/07/25 6:22:02 AM
#10
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/0/0ec6ad8a.jpg

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TopicDC's Shazam was easily the best Snyderverse movie.
Aressar
08/07/25 6:18:29 AM
#5
Honestly, I think Zack Snyder's Justice League (the four-hour version, not the mediocre cinema version) was quite impressive, almost on par with Watchmen.

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TopicWhat are some of the funniest video games?
Aressar
08/07/25 6:03:39 AM
#42
Frolex posted...
Disco Elysium

This. Everytime I think I've seen everything there worth seeing, I pass/fail yet another skill check I haven't experienced before and end up in tears from laughing at the result.
The most recent example was failing a red check when trying to run away when Garte presents you with the bill.

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TopicWhat's your most ridiculous "hot take" about movies
Aressar
08/06/25 8:18:00 AM
#55
There is no such thing as a movie being 'so bad that it's funny'. You either like it, you don't, or you just don't care for it much. It's perfectly ok to enjoy a movie that isn't a deeply thought out intelligent high-quality masterpiece.
In my opinion, people who frequently laugh overly loud at how 'bad' movies are likely never grew out of that teenage phase where they think a movie is either the best thing ever or worst thing ever.

Trelve posted...
2001 A Space Odyssey is a boring film and is too cryptic for its own good. Honestly one of the worst films I've ever seen.

A lukewarm take at best, and most definitely not ridiculous.

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Topicstop it. Don't OPEN that door!
Aressar
08/05/25 5:49:24 PM
#33
Jill, it's dangerous. There are terrible demons, ouch.

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TopicShould I play New Vegas?
Aressar
08/05/25 3:45:15 AM
#10
If I had to pick one favorite game ever, this is it. Opinions may vary of course, but if you like WRPGs that work with shades of gray as opposed to good vs evil, I highly recommend this.
Also, although there are a lot of good mods for it out there, it is stable and enjoyable enough on its own.

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Topicbest video game character
Aressar
08/04/25 1:09:58 AM
#13
Lara Croft, because I'm not a Nintendo/FF guy.

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Topicstop it. Don't OPEN that door!
Aressar
08/04/25 12:59:50 AM
#22
You can't kill me!

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TopicITT: Game franchises that we will never hear from again.
Aressar
08/04/25 12:34:45 AM
#7
Disco Elysium

Best we can hope for is spiritual successors.

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TopicHello CE
Aressar
02/13/25 6:16:46 PM
#3
Ok I guess. Been feeling pretty disillusioned, bored and goalless lately.
At least I manage to stay away from the news most of the time, and I haven't been drinking for three weeks now.

Valentine's stuff/romance is pretty much nonexistent in my life. I just don't see the point right now.

Maybe a hobby (that involves irl social interaction) will do me some good. Now to find one.

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TopicAny games that have a well done *surprise they're actually evil" reveal?
Aressar
02/08/25 6:02:33 PM
#18
Southernfatman posted...
I don't know about it being well done, but Jade Empire's surprised me.

I agree that I didnt suspect it at all at first, but I remember when I first approached the moment of revelation, I did gradually suspect that possibility. Purely because the main mission seemed to be coming to an end, but it just felt way too early for the game to be over already.

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TopicThings final bosses do
Aressar
01/28/25 5:35:29 AM
#14
Explain their entire plan/motive for no reason.

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TopicGuys - I actually don't know who the fuck Robbie Williams is.
Aressar
01/27/25 3:33:49 PM
#48
Tom_Joad posted...
(Pretending to be a Zoomer)

Wut's Goggle?

A new TikTok channel?

What square still uses Tiktok? That's so bogus!

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TopicAbout 50% of the USA has a 6th grade reading level.
Aressar
01/27/25 12:08:05 PM
#2
Well, it definitely explains the election results.

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TopicGuys - I actually don't know who the fuck Robbie Williams is.
Aressar
01/27/25 11:33:34 AM
#22
At first I thought the "who is Robbie Williams thing was just an attempt at shitposting or something, but I guess this is like the opposite of when American users namedrop some American media/politics critic and act baffled when someone is like "who?"

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TopicAnyone got some go to movies to fall asleep to?
Aressar
01/24/25 9:33:13 PM
#23
Robot2600 posted...
The Thing
Braveheart
Terminator 2

https://youtu.be/ddsZTFSfXaw?si=Ms5vs3DJrkiS2iFd


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TopicAnyone got some go to movies to fall asleep to?
Aressar
01/24/25 7:31:27 PM
#19
vycebrand2 posted...
I misread the topic. What movies make you go to sleep.

My answer to the topic is 2001 A space oddesy.

Long stretches of nothing going on, classical music etc

This. Star Trek: The Motion Picture and the original Tron movie are also down there.

I also literally fell asleep to Time Bandits.

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TopicMatt Walsh: "Exhibit A for why women should not be pastors"
Aressar
01/24/25 7:23:49 PM
#35
vigorm0rtis posted...
Stop yourself.

Let's pretend modern Christian mythology is real for a second. The Antichrist would fool most of the world, not just American hayseeds.

Populistic right-wing/totalitarian governments have been popping up all over the world over the past decade or so, with no signs of stopping. People are successfully being fooled hard.

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TopicTemperature check: Are you happy with Trump's executive orders thus far?
Aressar
01/24/25 7:14:41 PM
#12
Cassie posted...
Wow. 9 people who voted are utter bastards.

I figure at least a few of the people who voted for that option did so ironically, because it's 'awesome' and 'hilarious' somehow.

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TopicThe sensors in MGS2.
Aressar
01/21/25 3:21:45 PM
#4
Shoot the little terminal with the green screen near it (doesn't work with tranq gun though). Sometimes you also crawl underneath or go around.

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TopicWhat If Your Date Told You They Thought Donald Trump Was the Best President Ever
Aressar
01/18/25 4:47:44 PM
#21
Well, they say women like it when you laugh at that their jokes, so...

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TopicHow do I know you're all not AI bots
Aressar
01/18/25 4:43:57 PM
#29
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]


How do I know you're real? I know I'm real, because I am me. You, on the other hand, are not me. All I know of you is displayed to me through a digital screen. Therefor, I deem it much more likely that it is in fact you who is an AI.

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TopicWill we ever live in a Star Trek-esque future?
Aressar
01/14/25 1:09:49 PM
#31
I really hope a future like TNG is not impossible, but at this point I don't see how humanity could get there before irreversibly shitting up the climate and using up the resources required to make it to such a point.

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TopicIf Elon Musk visited your organization, would you shake his hand?
Aressar
01/14/25 1:03:01 PM
#32
There is a chance I might be fired by the end of that day.

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Topic22 year old PREDATOR beaten up for pursuing 18 year old CHILD!
Aressar
01/11/25 5:56:08 PM
#36
(18 y/o dating 17 y/o)
"OMG THAT'S SO PEDO"

It would be funny if there weren't people who actually think like that.

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