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| Topic | Apparently Kojima stole this Russian music for MGS years ago | 
| Aressar 08/23/25 2:53:36 PM #15  | If this is considered 'stolen', then literally every piece of music that is released these days is stolen somehow. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls.  | 
| Topic | Do you ever worry about this place losing its innocence? | 
| Aressar 08/23/25 11:52:48 AM #5  | Yes, I feel like this place really lost its innocence since Fandom introduced the hornyban. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls.  | 
| Topic | There is no known, safe medical procedure to... | 
| Aressar 08/22/25 8:27:59 PM #7  | Is that a flashlight you're shining at me or are you just happy to see me? --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls.  | 
| Topic | Best game of 1998 | 
| Aressar 08/21/25 1:19:24 PM #17  | Voted MGS kage_53 posted... Fallout 2 and its not close But really this. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls.  | 
| Topic | Looks like the White House has made a tiktok account. | 
| Aressar 08/20/25 4:37:38 PM #9  | But I don't want to see Trump shake his ass to some hip tune for 10 seconds. Or at all really. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls.  | 
| Topic | Welp, guess I failed at life | 
| Aressar 08/14/25 9:34:58 AM #23  | Vegy posted...  She's making fun of all her subscribers lol, and dey'll still give her money Those are the people who truly failed at life. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls.  | 
| Topic | Got a vasectomy yesterday | 
| Aressar 08/14/25 9:33:00 AM #5  | Well done. I had mine about six years ago. Just take it easy for those first few days. Seriously, take it as easy as possible, because you do not want those stitches to tear. Out of curiosity, what was your motivation for having it done? --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls.  | 
| Topic | Anyone starting to feel like losing access to CE doesn't really matter anymore? | 
| Aressar 08/14/25 8:42:45 AM #6  | I mostly moved on to Reddit, because this place was not doing wonders for my mental health with every other topic being about Trump, Musk or one of their buddies making the world a worse place to live in (though I get the impression that amount of topics may have toned down a bit). Aside from that, I do feel this place has become less interesting since the hornyban. Still, I guess I still tend to go here if I feel like talking/reading about general stuff that doesn't belong in subreddits I follow. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls.  | 
| Topic | William Birkin's 2nd form. | 
| Aressar 08/13/25 8:02:53 PM #2  | By shooting him and changing position before he gets too close. No really, it's that straightforward. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls.  | 
| Topic | Holy shit. The tarrifs on China have been suspended for 90 days | 
| Aressar 08/13/25 8:59:59 AM #41  | Tarrifs on China have been SUSPENDED! --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls.  | 
| Topic | Israel in talks to ethnically cleanse Palestine, resettle them in South Sudan | 
| Aressar 08/13/25 6:38:03 AM #17  | Meanwhile some NATO countries might give an occasional comment of disapproval, but will 100% allow it to happen. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls.  | 
| Topic | Seriously America is so beyond fucked I still have a hard time processing it | 
| Aressar 08/12/25 1:35:27 PM #17  | texanfan27 posted...  Not sure if its just us, or the world somedays. Either way this will take a while to fix if even possible I live in the Netherlands, and although I reckon it's not quite as bad as in the U.S. here yet, I do think it's on the way, especially considering pretty much any meaningful effort to solve the problems that affect most/all of society have been delayed and/or diminished due to (populistic) rightwing parties aiming to please their voters. On top of that, so far the Dutch government seems to roll over to anything Trump tells them to do (which might have a little something to do with the former Dutch prime minister Mark Rutte being the current NATO Secretary General). Like it or not, the POTUS still has a lot of influence in what happens in global politics, even if everyone in the world knows that POTUS happens to be an deranged lunatic. There has been somewhat more talk that Europe should be less dependent on the U.S., though so far it doesn't feel like it's a priority. Oh and we recently had a collapse of the coalition, which was led by a populistic right-wing party, the popularity of which has barely diminished. They did to agree to Trump's demand of every NATO country raising their military spending to 5%, but where that money is supposed to come from? They'll leave that to the next coalition. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls.  | 
| Topic | Seriously America is so beyond fucked I still have a hard time processing it | 
| Aressar 08/12/25 7:18:28 AM #6  | Honestly, I've been depressed about this among other things regarding the state of the world since November, as I realize how much of an impact these things make and how long it would take to recover from it even in ideal circumstances.  I still manage to get through daily life well enough and keep up my job, but I pretty much lost hope, as well as motivation to make something of my life (i.e. career, dating, home improvement, etc). --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls.  | 
| Topic | Don't say it | 
| Aressar 08/11/25 12:56:02 PM #18  | masterpug53 posted...  Oh, stop it! He said it again! Wait, I said it! Ah, I said it again. And there again. That's three its, ugh! --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls.  | 
| Topic | I have a friend who is a sex worker and the thing that blows my mind about it is | 
| Aressar 08/11/25 7:00:33 AM #5  | pinky0926 posted...  Oh, even in an non horny way? Let's find out. Anyway, personally I suspect people from all walks of life might make use of that service. Maybe whether it's legal or not in a country plays a part as well, like I can imagine people being more casual about it if it is. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls.  | 
| Topic | What's your favorite Star Trek series? | 
| Aressar 08/11/25 5:05:17 AM #12  | TNG > VOY > DS9 > ENT > TOS Aside from DIS season 1, I haven't watched any of the newer series. Might watch PIC season 3 someday, as I hear positive things about it from other TNG fans. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls.  | 
| Topic | The 5th element | 
| Aressar 08/10/25 6:07:32 PM #19  | You are fired! --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls.  | 
| Topic | Don't fall down the steps you might your bum | 
| Aressar 08/09/25 10:50:42 PM #4  | And that's not very fun When you fall down and hurt your bum I like to put my bum on things It's fun for everyone --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls.  | 
| Topic | Phrases you don't really get. | 
| Aressar 08/09/25 4:25:52 PM #42  | [LFAQs-redacted-quote] = For all intents and purposes. Maybe I'm about to get whooshed now, but I've seen people write this incorrectly just as often as "I couldn't care less". --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls.  | 
| Topic | She slaps your ass and says 'what's wrong baby, why don't you smile more?' | 
| Aressar 08/09/25 11:03:46 AM #5  | Because I died by snu snu. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls.  | 
| Topic | What games allow you to be really evil? | 
| Aressar 08/08/25 11:24:32 AM #46  | UnfairRepresent posted...  DA2 was way more tame but it must be noted that Instead of keeping her as a slave, you can also choose to offer her employment with a wage. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls.  | 
| Topic | Phrases you don't really get. | 
| Aressar 08/08/25 11:05:28 AM #22  | "The end...or is it?" To me it comes off like this says: "The end...or is it the end?" I'd say it logically makes more sense if it's either "The end...is it?" or "The end...or isn't it?" because the word 'or' implies something different than what mentioned before that. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls.  | 
| Topic | So what's with the increase in worldwide right wing activity? | 
| Aressar 08/08/25 10:58:02 AM #12  | HighSeraph posted...  Social media as well as traditional media is being influenced by right wing billionaires to signal boost it. This, especially with the majority of people always clicking 'Accept all cookies' and taking random clickbait as fact. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls.  | 
| Topic | What games allow you to be really evil? | 
| Aressar 08/08/25 6:23:07 AM #39  | Blood Omen: Legacy Of Kain With all the other LoK games you could argue that any morally bad things you do is actually for the greater good in the long run, but in Blood Omen 1, Kain is just callous, and doesn't shed a single afterthought to the people he kills, whether it's to accomplish his goals or just to feed on/kill a random human, sometimes in creative sadistic ways.. He very clearly has selfish motives and literally states that he doesn't care for the fate of this world. As for the two possible endings, --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls.  | 
| Topic | I am also going to post horny | 
| Aressar 08/07/25 6:43:21 AM #2  | *uses harden* *it's super effective* --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls.  | 
| Topic | Feeling naughty. Gonna horny post | 
| Aressar 08/07/25 6:22:02 AM #10  | https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/0/0ec6ad8a.jpg --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls.  | 
| Topic | DC's Shazam was easily the best Snyderverse movie. | 
| Aressar 08/07/25 6:18:29 AM #5  | Honestly, I think Zack Snyder's Justice League (the four-hour version, not the mediocre cinema version) was quite impressive, almost on par with Watchmen. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls.  | 
| Topic | What are some of the funniest video games? | 
| Aressar 08/07/25 6:03:39 AM #42  | Frolex posted...  Disco Elysium This. Everytime I think I've seen everything there worth seeing, I pass/fail yet another skill check I haven't experienced before and end up in tears from laughing at the result. The most recent example was failing a red check when --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls.  | 
| Topic | What's your most ridiculous "hot take" about movies | 
| Aressar 08/06/25 8:18:00 AM #55  | There is no such thing as a movie being 'so bad that it's funny'. You either like it, you don't, or you just don't care for it much. It's perfectly ok to enjoy a movie that isn't a deeply thought out intelligent high-quality masterpiece. In my opinion, people who frequently laugh overly loud at how 'bad' movies are likely never grew out of that teenage phase where they think a movie is either the best thing ever or worst thing ever. Trelve posted... 2001 A Space Odyssey is a boring film and is too cryptic for its own good. Honestly one of the worst films I've ever seen. A lukewarm take at best, and most definitely not ridiculous. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls.  | 
| Topic | stop it. Don't OPEN that door! | 
| Aressar 08/05/25 5:49:24 PM #33  | Jill, it's dangerous. There are terrible demons, ouch. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls.  | 
| Topic | Should I play New Vegas? | 
| Aressar 08/05/25 3:45:15 AM #10  | If I had to pick one favorite game ever, this is it. Opinions may vary of course, but if you like WRPGs that work with shades of gray as opposed to good vs evil, I highly recommend this. Also, although there are a lot of good mods for it out there, it is stable and enjoyable enough on its own. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls.  | 
| Topic | best video game character | 
| Aressar 08/04/25 1:09:58 AM #13  | Lara Croft, because I'm not a Nintendo/FF guy. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls.  | 
| Topic | stop it. Don't OPEN that door! | 
| Aressar 08/04/25 12:59:50 AM #22  | You can't kill me! --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls.  | 
| Topic | ITT: Game franchises that we will never hear from again. | 
| Aressar 08/04/25 12:34:45 AM #7  | Disco Elysium Best we can hope for is spiritual successors. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls.  | 
| Topic | Hello CE | 
| Aressar 02/13/25 6:16:46 PM #3  | Ok I guess. Been feeling pretty disillusioned, bored and goalless lately. At least I manage to stay away from the news most of the time, and I haven't been drinking for three weeks now. Valentine's stuff/romance is pretty much nonexistent in my life. I just don't see the point right now. Maybe a hobby (that involves irl social interaction) will do me some good. Now to find one. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls.  | 
| Topic | Any games that have a well done *surprise they're actually evil" reveal? | 
| Aressar 02/08/25 6:02:33 PM #18  | Southernfatman posted...  I don't know about it being well done, but I agree that I didnt suspect it at all at first, but I remember when I first approached the moment of revelation, I did gradually suspect that possibility. Purely because the main mission seemed to be coming to an end, but it just felt way too early for the game to be over already. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls.  | 
| Topic | Things final bosses do | 
| Aressar 01/28/25 5:35:29 AM #14  | Explain their entire plan/motive for no reason. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls.  | 
| Topic | Guys - I actually don't know who the fuck Robbie Williams is. | 
| Aressar 01/27/25 3:33:49 PM #48  | Tom_Joad posted...  (Pretending to be a Zoomer) What square still uses Tiktok? That's so bogus! --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls.  | 
| Topic | About 50% of the USA has a 6th grade reading level. | 
| Aressar 01/27/25 12:08:05 PM #2  | Well, it definitely explains the election results. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls.  | 
| Topic | Guys - I actually don't know who the fuck Robbie Williams is. | 
| Aressar 01/27/25 11:33:34 AM #22  | At first I thought the "who is Robbie Williams thing was just an attempt at shitposting or something, but I guess this is like the opposite of when American users namedrop some American media/politics critic and act baffled when someone is like "who?" --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls.  | 
| Topic | Anyone got some go to movies to fall asleep to? | 
| Aressar 01/24/25 9:33:13 PM #23  | Robot2600 posted...  The Thing https://youtu.be/ddsZTFSfXaw?si=Ms5vs3DJrkiS2iFd --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls.  | 
| Topic | Anyone got some go to movies to fall asleep to? | 
| Aressar 01/24/25 7:31:27 PM #19  | vycebrand2 posted...  I misread the topic. What movies make you go to sleep. This. Star Trek: The Motion Picture and the original Tron movie are also down there. I also literally fell asleep to Time Bandits. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls.  | 
| Topic | Matt Walsh: "Exhibit A for why women should not be pastors" | 
| Aressar 01/24/25 7:23:49 PM #35  | vigorm0rtis posted...  Stop yourself. Populistic right-wing/totalitarian governments have been popping up all over the world over the past decade or so, with no signs of stopping. People are successfully being fooled hard. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls.  | 
| Topic | Temperature check: Are you happy with Trump's executive orders thus far? | 
| Aressar 01/24/25 7:14:41 PM #12  | Cassie posted...  Wow. 9 people who voted are utter bastards. I figure at least a few of the people who voted for that option did so ironically, because it's 'awesome' and 'hilarious' somehow. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls.  | 
| Topic | The sensors in MGS2. | 
| Aressar 01/21/25 3:21:45 PM #4  | Shoot the little terminal with the green screen near it (doesn't work with tranq gun though). Sometimes you also crawl underneath or go around. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls.  | 
| Topic | What If Your Date Told You They Thought Donald Trump Was the Best President Ever | 
| Aressar 01/18/25 4:47:44 PM #21  | Well, they say women like it when you laugh at that their jokes, so... --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls.  | 
| Topic | How do I know you're all not AI bots | 
| Aressar 01/18/25 4:43:57 PM #29  | [LFAQs-redacted-quote] How do I know you're real? I know I'm real, because I am me. You, on the other hand, are not me. All I know of you is displayed to me through a digital screen. Therefor, I deem it much more likely that it is in fact you who is an AI. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls.  | 
| Topic | Will we ever live in a Star Trek-esque future? | 
| Aressar 01/14/25 1:09:49 PM #31  | I really hope a future like TNG is not impossible, but at this point I don't see how humanity could get there before irreversibly shitting up the climate and using up the resources required to make it to such a point. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls.  | 
| Topic | If Elon Musk visited your organization, would you shake his hand? | 
| Aressar 01/14/25 1:03:01 PM #32  | There is a chance I might be fired by the end of that day. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls.  | 
| Topic | 22 year old PREDATOR beaten up for pursuing 18 year old CHILD! | 
| Aressar 01/11/25 5:56:08 PM #36  | (18 y/o dating 17 y/o) "OMG THAT'S SO PEDO" It would be funny if there weren't people who actually think like that. --- One time, CE triggered me so hard with their objectively wrong opinions that I accidentally punched myself in the balls.  | 
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