Would you become a vampire?

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You have supernatural powers such as becoming a bat at will but you are hurt by sunlight and have to drink human blood to survive
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Are we able to drink animal blood instead to get by, but it just doesn't taste as good, or is it human blood or we die? Also, are we immortal?
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I never enter somebody's home uninvited and I never drink...wine, but I like garlic, so no, not for me.
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As someone who has read all of Anne Rice's vampire novels, some of them multiple times, not a chance.

Immortals become narcisstic drama queens forever trying to avoid sliding into existential pits.
It's an interesting read, but I wouldn't be able to stand one century of the ennui or literal and figurative backbiting involved in undead coven politics.
Damn_Underscore posted...
You have supernatural powers such as becoming a bat at will but you are hurt by sunlight and have to drink human blood to survive

Oh... Post-Nosferatu vampire? No thanks.
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TheGuiltySpark posted...
As someone who has read all of Anne Rice's vampire novels, some of them multiple times, not a chance.

Immortals become narcisstic drama queens forever trying to avoid sliding into existential pits.
It's an interesting read, but I wouldn't be able to stand one century of the ennui or literal and figurative backbiting involved in undead coven politics.

if you want to die just go touch grass on a sunny day
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So there's this fun idea that Andrew Jackson was a vampire. And Jeffery Epstein was his latest persona.
Depends on which version of the vampire myth we're assuming is true.

As a standard baseline version? Sure. I don't really enjoy the sun now, I don't really do all that much that would trigger their classical weaknesses so I wouldn't have to give up all that much, I'm not religious, and I'd have zero qualms about feeding on humans as long as it was relatively easy (ie, I can basically mind-whammy my victims into not fighting back).

In plenty of settings they can feed without killing, so if that's the case it's easy. Especially if you've got mind control powers. It's harder logistically if every feeding means a kill, because then you're stuck having to constantly hide bodies, and choose your victims carefully to avoid leaving a trail they can follow back to you.

The main drawback of vampirism today is "the grid". As in, how hard it is to get off it. It'd be extremely hard to fake your own death every few decades and to explain why you never seem to age. Which you'd absolutely have to do, to avoid getting captured and experimented on by people who want to try and figure out how your immortality works. Or just outright killed because you're seen as a monster. Beyond that, you'd have to be extremely careful to avoid things like getting buried alive or otherwise trapped in places you can't escape from, because that's where immortality becomes a true curse.

Fortunately you bypass a lot of the other "oh my god immortality sucks" problems because you're presumably not indestructible, so suicide always remains an escape option. Plus that way you get to go out on your own terms, not withering away all decrepit and mentally impaired as age rots you away. Even loneliness isn't 100% an issue, because as a vampire you can (presumably) always make more of your own kind, so you can potentially preserve friends and loved ones who you'd otherwise miss dearly (assuming the simple fact of immortality doesn't sort of inherently jade you to the idea of relationships as a whole and leave you disinterested in those sorts of things).

The only other drawback I'd really be afraid of is how effectively it heals damage that's already been done. If I get Embraced tomorrow and suddenly I feel like I did when I was in my 20s and my eyesight is magically 20/20, that'd be awesome. But if I'm going to be spending all of eternity rolling out of my coffin every morning with aching joints, having to squint to read things, and with a vampire dad-bod beer gut, maybe that's not as enticing.
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Depends. Is there a special ring I can wear that allows me to survive sunlight?
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Minutus carborata descendum pantorum.
Absolutely not. Nevermind the consequences of immortality and imposed requirements of survival that there just aren't enough benefits to counteract, I despise the goth and macabre aesthetic.
captpackrat posted...
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Occupy_This posted...
Depends. Is there a special ring I can wear that allows me to survive sunlight?

...maybe?

https://buffy.fandom.com/wiki/Gem_of_Amara


Though it's worth remembering that the "dies in sunlight" aspect of vampirism doesn't actually come from folklore. It comes from Hollywood. Or more specifically, from Nosferatu. Most stories before that (including Dracula) just had vampires dislike sunlight, if it bothered them at all. They mostly just went out at night because it was easier to hunt then, not because they were allergic to the sun.

So in theory you can become a vampire and be just fine in the sun, depending on which set of rules we're assuming.

Unfortunately, you might also be the sort of vampire who can't cross running water and who has to stop to count things like you've got OCD. Having to be invited in everywhere would probably suck too.

And if you draw the really sucky version, you might have to exist as a severed head that flies around with your organs hanging out, and constantly take vinegar baths:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penanggalan

Nobody said we're only getting the sexy vampire options here!
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That's gotta be a "no". I would hate to hurt others just to live, to say nothing of the possibility of being drawn into the petty drama of other, centuries-older vampires who're extremely goddamned bored and are playing games I don't even know exist.
The only correct answer is Julia's: run off to New Carthage with your hot, supportive GF.
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ParanoidObsessive posted...
...maybe?

https://buffy.fandom.com/wiki/Gem_of_Amara

Though it's worth remembering that the "dies in sunlight" aspect of vampirism doesn't actually come from folklore. It comes from Hollywood. Or more specifically, from Nosferatu. Most stories before that (including Dracula) just had vampires dislike sunlight, if it bothered them at all. They mostly just went out at night because it was easier to hunt then, not because they were allergic to the sun.

So in theory you can become a vampire and be just fine in the sun, depending on which set of rules we're assuming.

Unfortunately, you might also be the sort of vampire who can't cross running water and who has to stop to count things like you've got OCD. Having to be invited in everywhere would probably suck too.

And if you draw the really sucky version, you might have to exist as a severed head that flies around with your organs hanging out, and constantly take vinegar baths:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penanggalan

Nobody said we're only getting the sexy vampire options here!

Running water? Isnt that from the twighlight series? Also, some of vampires in Vampire diaries wore a special ring that allowed them to go out at night.

Drinking human blood just sounds nasty. Id rather have animal blood.
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Let's see, I can't eat, I'll turn into the equivalent of a human mosquito, I'll outlive my loved ones, I will burn to a crisp in the sunshine and people will periodically try to murder me. That's a shitty deal. I wonder if vamps get rickets?
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Easy no. Not by choice anyway.

ultra_magnus13 posted...
Need more details.

This.

If youre an Anne Rice vampire that was turned by one of the older ones, thats a pretty sweet deal.

If youre a vampire from Supernatural, thats awful.
BlackOmnimon posted...
if you want to die just go touch grass on a sunny day

Doesnt work for them once they get past a certain power level. Lestat, Louis and Armand all have failed suicides this way in the novels.
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If my soul gets damned, then nah, won't risk it.
So I was standing still at a stationary store...
Living forever is a lot better than dying but I rather not be a thrall or be misunderstood at times like Alucard or D. I wouldn't mind sleeping for years at a time.
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Occupy_This posted...
Running water? Isnt that from the twighlight series?

No, it's from real life. Though I suppose it might have been in Twilight. I avoided that like the plague so I know nothing about their vampires other than the sparkling.

Like with most things in supernatural folklore, it had a basis in fact. Running water tends to be the healthiest to drink, so it was seen as being more pure than, say, stagnant puddles or swampy water that might make you sick if you drank it. And purity was generally seen as being somewhat holy or divine. So it was assumed that impure evil couldn't stand to cross pure running water.

Same reason why vampires can't stand silver (no, it's not werewolves - that's another thing Hollywood changed). Silver is antimicrobial. So people thought silver = purity. Therefore silver repels vampires.

Incidentally, that's also why they don't reflect in mirrors. Old school mirrors used to be made by adding a silver backing to glass, and silver was too pure to reflect the evil image of a vampire. But modern mirrors aren't made that way, so if vampires were real, they'd probably show up in modern mirrors just fine. Same with film - early film used silver nitrate (so vampires probably wouldn't show up in early photographs), but modern film doesn't so they'd show up fine in modern pictures.

If anything, folklore vampires would probably do fantastic in the modern world. All the water is polluted so it's probably not pure enough to repel them anymore, most people have stopped being religious so no being repelled by true faith, fresh garlic isn't in like 90% of all cooking the way it was in Eastern Europe, and most people can't afford anything silver.

...it's almost as if the modern world was entirely the work of vampires, slowly eliminating all of their weaknesses. And secretly ruling us from the shadows.
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Probably yes but would need more info to confirm.

ParanoidObsessive posted...
No, it's from real life. Though I suppose it might have been in Twilight. I avoided that like the plague so I know nothing about their vampires other than the sparkling.


If you want a quick summary -

No harm from sunlight just attracts attention cuz sparkles
No water, mirror, or silver drawbacks
Virtually unkillable aside from other vampires
Super majority seem to get a bonus supernatural trait. Sometimes random super power, sometimes something like beauty or compassion buff.
Can survive off of any animal blood instead of human specific.

Honestly in terms of just living life but better Twilight vamps would be one of the better picks. Wouldnt even have to kill people or rob blood banks.
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TheFalseDeity posted...
If you want a quick summary -

I really didn't.
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The vampires in What We Do in the Shadows seem like a pretty fun group. I'd be down with that.
I rather be a werewolf or were beast.
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OneEyedShinobi posted...
I rather be a werewolf or were beast.
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OneEyedShinobi posted...
I rather be a werewolf or were beast.

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Pororin posted...
Wereshinobi

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