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Hexenherz
11/06/25 4:53:10 AM
#1:


raise your glass of water if you're with me

it is pitched as "like sharknado, but with cats".

Nearly 8 minutes in and I've gotten...
  • Obnoxiously shaky footage of a woman sitting next to a door explaining why you need to take the catnado seriously.
  • Some really bad CGI of a tornado that has some shapes in it that look more like bats than cats?
  • Random footage of peoples' Halloween decorations (this may be the creepiest thing I've seen in a movie lmao)
  • A guy trying to book tickets for an Alaskan cruise but getting declined because of the "catnado activity" and then his girlfriend gets a call from her ex who just got out of jail so she's going to get back with him
  • And now the ex is just rambling for like a minute about something completely meaningless


yeah let's do it

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Golden_Key33
11/06/25 5:09:27 AM
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Somehow this went under my radar, but I am intrigued. I don't want so see cats cut up by chainsaws etc., so please tell me if there's anything like that in the film. It looked silly from the trailer though, with stuffed animals flying around.

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Hexenherz
11/06/25 5:12:23 AM
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At 26 minutes in there have been three catnadoes and the stuffed animal cats have been the best acting in the whole thing.
I didn't even think about the possibility of cats getting cut up >_> I have cats and love them to death. I doubt they'll go hard in the movie. I could be wrong.

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Hexenherz
11/06/25 5:38:16 AM
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Alright I'm a little annoyed at how seriously the movie takes itself when it's obviously like an F-budget movie.

And whatever "fun" moments it has are ruined by the fact that they drag on forever. Like this scene where the character is hiding in a closet in the dark. He shines a flashlight up and there's a cat that says in a funny accent "Stop shining the light in my face". And then there's a second cat that has another voice. And like that would have been funny for maybe a minute tops but the scene is still going several minutes later it's just cringy. And they're not saying anything funny it's just a guy doing funny accents.

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OmniNakago
11/06/25 5:49:43 AM
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Sounds like something to watch the next time I'm on a bender with friends.

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Waddlez
11/06/25 5:50:15 AM
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I read this as Canada

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Hexenherz
11/06/25 5:51:32 AM
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OmniNakago posted...
Sounds like something to watch the next time I'm on a bender with friends.
no don't
I'm just trying to make the most of this Troma Now sub. So far the regular Troma stuff has been good but this other stuff has been awful (surprisingly Catnado is not the worst thing I've seen all week....)

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OmniNakago
11/06/25 6:04:44 AM
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Hexenherz posted...
no don't
I'm just trying to make the most of this Troma Now sub. So far the regular Troma stuff has been good but this other stuff has been awful (surprisingly Catnado is not the worst thing I've seen all week....)
Didn't know it was a Troma movie. What was the one about Thanksgiving? I slept with one of the leads in that.

What was the worst movie this week?

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YellowSUV
11/06/25 9:05:45 AM
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The catnado looks like its something straight out of Birdemic.

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Golden_Key33
11/06/25 5:54:13 PM
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Got 16 minutes in, that was enough. It wasn't even funny terrible, just poorly made and boring.

OmniNakago posted...
Didn't know it was a Troma movie. What was the one about Thanksgiving? I slept with one of the leads in that.
Interesting.

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Hexenherz
11/06/25 8:02:23 PM
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Worst movie this week was CheeseBalls, which was an anthology that actually did have Lloyd Kaufman in it as the narrator between stories. The first vignette was stupid but legit made me laugh, but it quickly lost steam bad and just started droning on.

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KFHEWUI
11/06/25 9:24:06 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/9/9312cf08.jpg

The recommendations from the movie's IMDB page...

A vampire shark...

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Hexenherz
11/06/25 9:38:04 PM
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Some of those sound great

Ive also seen such classics as Killer Sofa and Sharkansas Women's Prison Massacre

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Kanaya413
11/06/25 9:39:11 PM
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Were any cats harmed in the movie or is it just stupid stuff

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KFHEWUI
11/06/25 9:41:11 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/4/4ce57f47.jpg

Okay... Llamageddon is awesome name

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Hexenherz
11/06/25 11:17:47 PM
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Kanaya413 posted...
Were any cats harmed in the movie or is it just stupid stuff
Nah there are a few real cats but they just sit there saying dumb stuff in awkward accents for way, way too long.

Otherwise it's all stuffies

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Kanaya413
11/07/25 2:00:31 AM
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Hexenherz posted...
Nah there are a few real cats but they just sit there saying dumb stuff in awkward accents for way, way too long.

Otherwise it's all stuffies
Oh I meant the characters but it sounds funny to see stuffies flying around

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