Poll of the Day > When was the last time you had sex?

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Smackems
10/06/25 11:37:31 AM
#51:


SunWuKung420 posted...
I guess I'm the only one who doesn't ask their friends how much they bang. Creepos
Real bros keep logs of when their bros did the dirty, dawg

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SunWuKung420
10/06/25 11:39:00 AM
#52:


Smackems posted...
Real bros keep logs of when their bros did the dirty, dawg
Thank God I'm not a dumb frat boy

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OhhhJa
10/06/25 11:42:32 AM
#53:


SunWuKung420 posted...
The only sex life I want to have any knowledge of is mine and the one(s) I'm having sex with. Beyond that, I don't need to know when a person was intimate with another person.

Do you look at random people on the street and think to yourself "when did they have sex last?"? I really hope you don't.
You're really reaching now. I think you're making sex a bigger deal than it is. It's not that serious
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Damn_Underscore
10/06/25 11:43:42 AM
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The weirdest thing is how you are accusing people of wrongdoing, you did it in another topic too.

I do think sex should be discussed more freely/not as taboo in general but that is a separate issue

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Smackems
10/06/25 11:45:23 AM
#55:


SunWuKung420 posted...
Thank God I'm not a dumb frat boy
I have binders full of bros and their sexual exploits. You should hear about my buddy Spanky

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SunWuKung420
10/06/25 11:47:54 AM
#56:


OhhhJa posted...
You're really reaching now. I think you're making sex a bigger deal than it is. It's not that serious
Sex is serious. Any consequence beyond the enjoyment factor is serious. Pregnancy, diseases or even addiction, all serious things.

Are you even an adult? Of course sex is serious.

And asking strangers about their sex lives will never not be creepy

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OhhhJa
10/06/25 11:49:23 AM
#57:


Lmao is this dude for real?
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Smackems
10/06/25 11:55:48 AM
#58:


OhhhJa posted...
Lmao is this dude for real?
He's got a point. After my wife and I did anal last, we got a lawyer and a scribe involved to make sure everything was ok with the law

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Muscles
10/06/25 12:04:05 PM
#59:


Last time was summer of 2016

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Lokarin
10/06/25 1:54:42 PM
#60:


SunWuKung420 posted...
Sex is serious. Any consequence beyond the enjoyment factor is serious. Pregnancy, diseases or even addiction, all serious things.


you can prevent addiction by wearing a condom

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Muscles
10/06/25 1:56:04 PM
#61:


Lokarin posted...
you can prevent addiction by wearing a condom
You can prevent all the bad parts with a condom, also all the good parts

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adjl
10/06/25 2:08:20 PM
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SunWuKung420 posted...
And asking strangers about their sex lives will never not be creepy

Ah, but that's not what this topic is. Asking strangers about their sex lives is indeed creepy, specifically because you don't know if they'll be comfortable with that question. Inviting strangers to voluntarily discuss their sex lives as a matter of casual interest, though, is not nearly so personally invasive, since people have complete freedom to choose whether or not they engage with the discussion.

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Occupy_This
10/06/25 2:11:05 PM
#63:


Lokarin posted...
you can prevent addiction by wearing a condom

Condoms only work 99.9% of the time. I had an ex that was afraid of having sex due to that .1% of getting pregnant with one.

She did end up getting pregnant, but from someone else!

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Damn_Underscore
10/06/25 2:20:41 PM
#64:


SunWuKung420 posted...
Sex is serious.

What are your thoughts on sex comedy movies?

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Falgos
10/06/25 2:28:59 PM
#65:


Damn_Underscore posted...
What are your thoughts on sex comedy movies?
Hilarious in the first Naked Gun Film. Though not a fan of sex myself due to trauma and that I am ace.

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Salrite
10/06/25 2:33:52 PM
#66:


OhhhJa posted...
Lmao is this dude for real?

Are you new? He has always been like this. He is Mead with a roof.
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adjl
10/06/25 3:12:44 PM
#67:


Occupy_This posted...
Condoms only work 99.9% of the time. I had an ex that was afraid of having sex due to that .1% of getting pregnant with one.

Birth control efficacy stats are weird. They're quoted as pregnancies per sexually active uterus-haver per year, averaged out because it's hard to correct for things like frequency and timing of sex. 99.9% efficacy means that if 1000 sexually active uterus-havers are using that method as their only form of contraception, an average of 1 of them will get pregnant each year. Per-intercourse figures are relatively difficult to find and not particularly reliable because of how many extra factors go into it, and a quick search is telling me nothing about how frequent "average" sexual activity is for determining those stats.

Condoms also aren't 99.9%. They're 98% with perfect use, but slip to the mid-80's with typical use, which pretty much means anything short of inspecting it with a microscope beforehand to ensure it's perfectly intact.

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ParanoidObsessive
10/06/25 3:37:04 PM
#68:


Smackems posted...
He's got a point. After my wife and I did anal last, we got a lawyer and a scribe involved to make sure everything was ok with the law

You also have to do it through a hole in a sheet, otherwise it makes God mad.

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dj1200
10/06/25 4:26:04 PM
#69:


Muscles posted...
You can prevent all the bad parts with a condom, also all the good parts
XD

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teddy241
10/06/25 5:32:56 PM
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Obama Administration.

now a days i try to focus on my health. iv got both anxiety and physical ailments that I need to treat daily. I don't feel it's right to even jump into a relationship if I myself am not right.

plus I go to the casino just about every week
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captpackrat
10/06/25 5:37:21 PM
#71:


Smackems posted...
He's got a point. After my wife and I did anal last, we got a lawyer and a scribe involved to make sure everything was ok with the law
Oklahoma, Louisiana, Mississippi, Florida, Georgia, North Carolina, South Carolina, Michigan, and Massachusetts still have laws on the books banning sodomy between opposite-sex couples. These were ruled unconstitutional by Lawrence v. Texas, but we've all seen how the Supreme Court likes to change its mind these days.

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dj1200
10/07/25 1:25:56 AM
#72:


Nah man, youre the weird one.

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PMarth2002
10/07/25 3:04:50 AM
#73:


Been over a decade, I've only had sex a few times in my 20s.

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hockey7318
10/07/25 7:01:26 AM
#74:


SunWuKung420 posted...
And asking strangers about their sex lives will never not be creepy
If no one asked strangers about sex we never would have gotten hawk tua.
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dedbus
10/07/25 4:13:37 PM
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Yeah you really shouldn't have to ask.
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ConfusedTorchic
10/07/25 4:40:53 PM
#76:


hockey7318 posted...
If no one asked strangers about sex we never would have gotten hawk tua.

this is an argument for never asking anyone tbh

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dj1200
10/08/25 2:55:42 AM
#77:


Falgos posted...
Plus Ace here. I don't like sharing, human contact, touching or anythin'.

I'm food motivated, tired and rather adventure than do the Matress Mambo. Sex doesn't intrest me. Plus something tragic happened in the past that I will not disclose. It just wasn't pretty and was traumatic more.
I would think that would be the case with a decent number of those who claim to be asexual.

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Falgos
10/08/25 8:29:52 AM
#78:


dj1200 posted...
I would think that would be the case with a decent number of those who claim to be asexual.
I'm Asexual. Plus I find dicks disgusting. I can't disclose what happened to me. It's for DMs. Sex also never intrested me. I don't like touching or people around me. I'm pretty dense when it comes to flirting as well.

I don't like to be touched in general and cuddling is a no.

Asexual people are complex.

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Smackems
10/08/25 9:59:57 AM
#79:


Weiners are funny

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captpackrat
10/08/25 10:04:11 AM
#80:


Smackems posted...
Weiners are funny
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWW6-HTkMwc

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Falgos
10/08/25 10:06:17 AM
#81:


Smackems posted...
Weiners are funny
https://youtu.be/SxTwC9VgXnU?si=Yf2t72XKldLcmSQM

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Muscles
10/14/25 4:57:23 AM
#82:


Broke my dry spell yesterday, it was so long, glad I got that monkey off my back

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Devil_May_Cry
10/14/25 5:26:55 AM
#83:


Well depends. Traditional sex 2+ years

giving a bj to a friend 1-2 years ago

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ParanoidObsessive
10/14/25 5:48:51 AM
#84:


Smackems posted...
Weiners are funny

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajW59YNqj80

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dj1200
10/16/25 4:02:18 PM
#85:


Falgos posted...
I'm Asexual. Plus I find dicks disgusting. I can't disclose what happened to me. It's for DMs. Sex also never intrested me. I don't like touching or people around me. I'm pretty dense when it comes to flirting as well.

I don't like to be touched in general and cuddling is a no.

Asexual people are complex.
Ah, OK. Is there any hope for the typical asexual to achieve a healthy sexual relationship or is this something that does not change or evolve through life?

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adjl
10/16/25 6:33:45 PM
#86:


In a sense, for asexual people, not having sex is a "healthy sexual relationship," in that they've got a relationship in which they get to enjoy having the amount of sex they want.

What I think you're actually asking, though, is how feasible it is for an asexual person to have a relationship with somebody who isn't asexual. That can be a dealbreaker. Quite a few asexual people are okay with having sex for the sake of their partner's happiness, even if they don't directly get anything out of it (sort of the same way that a lesbian who exclusively tops gets their satisfaction out of giving their partner pleasure, rather than from receiving it themselves), but others are more sex-averse and don't want that at all, and even when they are okay with it, their lack of enthusiasm can strain the relationship.

Mostly, like everything with relationships, it comes down to finding a relationship with somebody that wants the same things out of it that you do and finding amicable compromises when conflicts arise between those desires. A significant gap in sex drive can be a legitimate reason to end a relationship, but having a low/non-existent sex drive doesn't have to mean you can't find a relationship. It just means you need to find somebody that's okay with that, whether because they're the same way, because their sex drive isn't important enough to them for that to be a problem, or because you find a way to work around that (like settling on an agreeable amount of sex or opening the relationship).

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wwinterj25
10/16/25 7:39:10 PM
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What's sex?

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Falgos
10/17/25 9:47:07 AM
#89:


dj1200 posted...
Ah, OK. Is there any hope for the typical asexual to achieve a healthy sexual relationship or is this something that does not change or evolve through life?
I don't want sex, much less someone touching me. Me bein' Asexual is linked to trauma. I don't like being touched or cuddled. It would result in bein' bitten or punched. Don't like kissing either.

Single people and Aces can be happy as people in a couple can be. I don't want a partner either since I'm happier being in solitude that some fool in my home.

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ParanoidObsessive
10/17/25 9:48:28 AM
#90:


wwinterj25 posted...
What's sex?

It's the abbreviated form of the Latin word for the number "six".

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Smackems
10/17/25 11:04:42 AM
#91:


Falgos posted...
I don't want sex, much less someone touching me. Me bein' Asexual is linked to trauma. I don't like being touched or cuddled. It would result in bein' bitten or punched. Don't like kissing either.

Single people and Aces can be happy as people in a couple can be. I don't want a partner either since I'm happier being in solitude that some fool in my home.
Would you ever wanna adopt a child? What about a fuzzy companion

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Falgos
10/17/25 11:11:13 AM
#92:


Smackems posted...
Would you ever wanna adopt a child? What about a fuzzy companion
I don't like children. I have cats and they are better than crotch goblins.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/0/02a50d0c.jpg
Grey one is my main baby and he turned four


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Smackems
10/17/25 11:17:04 AM
#93:


Falgos posted...
I don't like children. I have cats and they are better than crotch goblins.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/0/02a50d0c.jpg
Grey one is my main baby and he turned four
Those look like good babies

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Falgos
10/17/25 11:56:04 AM
#94:


Smackems posted...
Those look like good babies
They are. Here's another!
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/5/55165aa1.jpg

Her name is Zarana

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Smackems
10/17/25 1:13:33 PM
#95:


Falgos posted...
They are. Here's another!
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/5/55165aa1.jpg

Her name is Zarana
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/d/d8cdc008.jpg

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Falgos
10/17/25 3:51:39 PM
#96:


Smackems posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/d/d8cdc008.jpg
Aww love puppers.

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SunWuKung420
10/17/25 4:25:30 PM
#97:


Falgos posted...
I don't like children. I have cats and they are better than crotch goblins.

Do you consider yourself to be a grown up crotch goblin?

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Smackems
10/17/25 5:43:41 PM
#98:


We're crotch orcs now

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Falgos
10/17/25 7:22:00 PM
#99:


SunWuKung420 posted...
Do you consider yourself to be a grown up crotch goblin?
I'm a jet, my good friend.

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dj1200
10/17/25 10:42:10 PM
#100:


adjl posted...
In a sense, for asexual people, not having sex is a "healthy sexual relationship," in that they've got a relationship in which they get to enjoy having the amount of sex they want.

What I think you're actually asking, though, is how feasible it is for an asexual person to have a relationship with somebody who isn't asexual. That can be a dealbreaker. Quite a few asexual people are okay with having sex for the sake of their partner's happiness, even if they don't directly get anything out of it (sort of the same way that a lesbian who exclusively tops gets their satisfaction out of giving their partner pleasure, rather than from receiving it themselves), but others are more sex-averse and don't want that at all, and even when they are okay with it, their lack of enthusiasm can strain the relationship.

Mostly, like everything with relationships, it comes down to finding a relationship with somebody that wants the same things out of it that you do and finding amicable compromises when conflicts arise between those desires. A significant gap in sex drive can be a legitimate reason to end a relationship, but having a low/non-existent sex drive doesn't have to mean you can't find a relationship. It just means you need to find somebody that's okay with that, whether because they're the same way, because their sex drive isn't important enough to them for that to be a problem, or because you find a way to work around that (like settling on an agreeable amount of sex or opening the relationship).
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