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apolloooo
09/01/25 10:59:05 AM
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I take care of the local street cats around the house and one of them in particular often bring me dead mouse. I mean it's kinda sweet, but gross.

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DodogamaRayBrst
09/01/25 11:00:12 AM
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He brings you dinner and you call it gross?
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DipDipDiver
09/01/25 11:01:47 AM
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He thinks you're too skinny

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Kalk
09/01/25 11:01:50 AM
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Your cat is just thanking you.

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apolloooo
09/01/25 11:02:48 AM
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Kalk posted...
Your cat is just thanking you.
What am i supposed to do with a dead rodent!

DodogamaRayBrst posted...
He brings you dinner and you call it gross?
It's not the rodent but where it came from.

DipDipDiver posted...
He thinks you're too skinny
I'm literally like 30x his weight

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mercurydude
09/01/25 11:05:14 AM
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My cat did this to me a few times. It's why I had to keep an eye out and if I saw her catching one, I'd put a sock over my hand and take it from her, then let it go far from my house.

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OmegaShinkai
09/01/25 11:12:02 AM
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apolloooo posted...
What am i supposed to do with a dead rodent!
Eat it, obviously. Since you won't go out and hunt the cat has to do it for you.
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Cornmuffins
09/01/25 11:12:35 AM
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My cat used to do this. Hed bring them back half dead and would start fucking with them. He even got a squirrel once

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apolloooo
09/01/25 11:13:55 AM
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Cornmuffins posted...
My cat used to do this. Hed bring them back half dead and would start fucking with them. He even got a squirrel once
Fucking or fucking up?

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divot1338
09/01/25 11:17:22 AM
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Ummm youre welcome.

Humans.

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monkmith
09/01/25 11:19:38 AM
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cat i have now used to be a neighborhood cat, on several occasions she brought me dead birds and each time she announced her presence by throwing the damn things at my door or window...

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specialkid8
09/01/25 11:21:45 AM
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I had a cat that brought in a live bunny once. You ever hear a bunny scream? That shit is bone chilling.

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kingdrake2
09/01/25 11:34:09 AM
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OmegaShinkai posted...
Eat it


could make a tiny rat burger out of it.

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VeggetaX
09/01/25 11:49:08 AM
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I'm told it's an act of love

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UnsteadyOwl
09/01/25 11:53:46 AM
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VeggetaX posted...
I'm told it's an act of love
It is. In their mind they're doing something nice for you.

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Umbreon
09/01/25 11:56:40 AM
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I hear they do this because they think you don't know how to hunt.

In other words, your cat is calling you a noob.

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Cornmuffins
09/01/25 12:08:20 PM
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apolloooo posted...

Fucking or fucking up?


Yes

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Lordgold666
09/01/25 2:07:53 PM
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Thats just a cats way of saying, "You're soooo bad at hunting. Brought ya a gift. This is how its done!"

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DrizztLink
09/01/25 2:08:22 PM
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Your cat has shit taste in dubstep.

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Strider102
09/01/25 2:15:00 PM
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When your cat brings you a dead mouse, you eat it in front of it.

Rule #27 of Cat Law:

"When you present your human with a dead mouse, they are required to eat said mouse. Failure to do so results in you making a full detailed report on them to the Cat Council for Feline and Human Companionship.

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ai123
09/01/25 2:15:58 PM
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When I was a kid, our cat brought me half of a neighbour's pet rabbit.

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bfslick50
09/01/25 2:31:07 PM
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Proof of service. Cat expects payment for its bounty.

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AndyReklaw
09/01/25 2:34:20 PM
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kingdrake2 posted...
could make a tiny rat burger out of it.
Ooh, like a slider!

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Hexenherz
09/01/25 2:46:37 PM
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My cat just brought fleas into the house.

Which is kinda crazy we have three cats that go outside like a few times a week, just for thirty minutes or so to sunbathe, and they're fine.

This one goes outside and runs around and comes back covered in fleas :(

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kingdrake2
09/01/25 8:58:12 PM
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Hexenherz posted...
This one goes outside and runs around and comes back covered in fleas :(


flea preventative, gotta use something to rid of the fleas in the house too.

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Hexenherz
09/01/25 9:13:58 PM
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I will look into it, thanks. We got him a sort of foaming water-less shampoo that actually kills the fleas on contact then rinsed him off afterwards and went through with comb and tweezers but are paranoid it still might not be enough.

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Lordgold666
09/02/25 12:28:09 PM
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Be careful if using that flea ointment as a treatment option. Some directions on the box will say to apply it down their entire neck, but cat tongues are sneaky, they can still reach. Only a single spot near the top of its head and neck area.

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Choco
09/02/25 12:29:55 PM
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is no one gonna mention the fact that this topic was made on the 1st

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theAteam
09/02/25 12:37:19 PM
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My cat has brought back inside through the dog door 2 dead mice a dead bird and a live bird.

I had to chase the live bird out the back door.

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imagine606
09/02/25 12:39:20 PM
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It means the cat thinks youre bad at hunting.
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Solar_Crimson
09/02/25 12:39:21 PM
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Choco posted...
is no one gonna mention the fact that this topic was made on the 1st
Could have still been August where TC is. Or TC either forgot that it was the 1st or may just be referring to the past month in general.

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Ruvan22
09/02/25 3:10:20 PM
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UnsteadyOwl posted...
It is. In their mind they're doing something nice for you.

Umbreon posted...
I hear they do this because they think you don't know how to hunt.

In other words, your cat is calling you a noob.

I've heard it's both love and pity/contempt :P
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apolloooo
09/02/25 8:03:09 PM
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Solar_Crimson posted...
Could have still been August where TC is. Or TC either forgot that it was the 1st or may just be referring to the past month in general.
I forgor

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Choco
09/03/25 12:18:43 PM
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Solar_Crimson posted...
Could have still been August where TC is.
it literally could not

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divot1338
09/03/25 12:24:20 PM
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Choco posted...
it literally could not
What if tc was hit in the head and can no longer form long term memories?

To them it will always be August.

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apolloooo
09/03/25 8:28:20 PM
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divot1338 posted...
What if tc was hit in the head and can no longer form long term memories?

To them it will always be August.
50 first mice by adam meowdler

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Ruvan22
09/03/25 9:44:35 PM
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Or maybe TC is stuck in a pocket dimension and could send messages to GameFAQs... the future of the multiverse depends on us understanding his message!
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