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nocturnal_traveler
08/16/25 1:14:43 PM
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A surprisingly large amount of this exists. Actual storytelling (although the quality varies), and not just "stepbro I'm stuck" and "however will I pay for this pizza".

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toreysback
08/16/25 1:16:23 PM
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bonk

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PeteyParker
08/16/25 1:16:28 PM
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Are you talking about Skinemax stuff?

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ShadowElite86
08/16/25 1:16:34 PM
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I've seen a few. Pirates was probably the first for me.

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Justin2Krelian
08/16/25 1:17:25 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9HVH_I04ZrM&ab_channel=SaturdayNightLive

Still one of the better sketches in recent years

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VeggetaX
08/16/25 1:17:53 PM
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Pornhwa fans care a shit ton for the plots. Like they hate it if the characters are shit and/or the twist in story becomes shit.

Not me, though.

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Pikachuchupika
08/16/25 1:18:30 PM
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Lady, this isn't a beach. It's a bathtub!

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Kurt_Russel
08/16/25 1:19:26 PM
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He fixes the plumbing?

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DragulaRULEZ
08/16/25 1:19:59 PM
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The 70s were ahead of their time.

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Zero_Destroyer
08/16/25 1:20:41 PM
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I prefer the inverse of this. VNs can be great

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Hexenherz
08/16/25 1:22:58 PM
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Are we talking the standard 30 minute fare where the first five minutes is the premise set up (lonely overworked single mom coworker needs a pick-me-up and they talk through it all until it gets "good")

Or like feature length movies like Witchcraft

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boxoto
08/16/25 1:23:12 PM
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I remember watching one or two movies in the Taboo series when I was young

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Pikachuchupika
08/16/25 1:26:40 PM
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Oh like softcore? Softcore was pretty fun.
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nocturnal_traveler
08/16/25 1:27:07 PM
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PeteyParker posted...
Are you talking about Skinemax stuff?
Nah. I'm talking actual porn/hentai, both video and literature.

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nocturnal_traveler
08/16/25 1:29:02 PM
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Hexenherz posted...
Are we talking the standard 30 minute fare where the first five minutes is the premise set up (lonely overworked single mom coworker needs a pick-me-up and they talk through it all until it gets "good")

Or like feature length movies like Witchcraft
The latter, unless it's an ongoing series.

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Southernfatman
08/16/25 1:32:15 PM
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I don't know how people have time for that.

Kurt_Russel posted...
He fixes the plumbing?

Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey.

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DragulaRULEZ
08/16/25 1:35:22 PM
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Southernfatman posted...
I don't know how people have time for that.
People used to dress up and go to the theater!

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chaos_knight
08/16/25 1:45:06 PM
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Wood Rocket productions does at least try a little with parody.

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vigorm0rtis
08/16/25 1:47:23 PM
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I'm working on an alternate history porn epic where Remus beat Romulus and the empire that comes after is called Ream.
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Ivany2008
08/16/25 1:48:06 PM
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Red Shoe Diaries had 5 seasons. Also featured some notable people like David Duchovny and Matt Leblanc. Obviously they weren't in the adult scenes, but they were part of it.
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MartavisBryant
08/16/25 1:52:31 PM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

"Hey, what the FUCK?"

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Tyranthraxus
08/16/25 1:56:22 PM
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I managed to get all my friends hooked on a porn plot from a hentai series called New Angel. I had only the first four OVAs and I warned them that they were going to want to watch the 5th and that I didn't have it.

They didn't believe me and watched the first four anyway and they were all really mad about it at the end of 4.

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mercurydude
08/16/25 1:58:19 PM
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I remember one where a lady was very outraged because a couple of guys decided to display some affection right in front of her salad.

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nocturnal_traveler
08/16/25 2:01:24 PM
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mercurydude posted...
I remember one where a lady was very outraged because a couple of guys decided to display some affection right in front of her salad.
Did they toss it?

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Trumpo
08/16/25 2:01:40 PM
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A certain Mexican sitcom got a good porn parody

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Umbreon
08/16/25 2:03:02 PM
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When you care more about the people, you care more about the... well, you know.

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JoCrazy
08/16/25 2:12:24 PM
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Blue is the Warmest Color is basically porn disguised as a drama

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BuzzKilljoy
08/16/25 2:15:06 PM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]


Classic

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MarshMellow
08/16/25 2:17:22 PM
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The last one I saw with a real plot was in the 90s. A UFO landed on earth and they had some cheap looking space ship on the set. Then the aliens did sexual experiments and stuff.

My step dad left his porn tapes in the open. Well open enough where I could find them. All kinds of weird shit.
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mercurydude
08/16/25 2:17:46 PM
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nocturnal_traveler posted...
Did they toss it?

Si. They tossed salad in front of her tossed salad.

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DragulaRULEZ
08/16/25 2:34:37 PM
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Opening of Misty Beethoven
Insatiable
Devil in Miss Jones
Cafe Flesh
Barbara Broadcast

You people are so uncultured.

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nocturnal_traveler
08/16/25 2:43:11 PM
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DragulaRULEZ posted...
Opening of Misty Beethoven
Insatiable
Devil in Miss Jones
Cafe Flesh
Barbara Broadcast

You people are so uncultured.
My mom once told me about the time her and my dad saw Caligula in a theatre.

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Xenogears15
08/16/25 3:04:07 PM
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The Naked Detective

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ShineboxPhil
08/16/25 3:05:02 PM
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nocturnal_traveler posted...
A surprisingly large amount of this exists. Actual storytelling (although the quality varies), and not just "stepbro I'm stuck" and "however will I pay for this pizza".

https://youtu.be/FzFPmx96nnA

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nocturnal_traveler
08/16/25 3:19:02 PM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

Nice to hear I'm not the only one into erotic audio. I don't even JO to it. I'm actually there for the story.

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divot1338
08/16/25 3:20:12 PM
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boxoto posted...
I remember watching one or two movies in the Taboo series when I was young
Oh boy.

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Tyranthraxus
08/16/25 4:07:18 PM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

There's a company called Graphic Audio that does Audiobooks in an old radio show style with a full VA cast and sound effects + music and they do smutty stuff too.

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not_KDTProjekt
08/16/25 4:18:20 PM
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I watch swap.avi for the plot

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GeminiDeus
08/16/25 4:50:17 PM
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I also need storytelling. Much more interesting and relatable when the people are being people and there's an actual plot.

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Heineken14
08/16/25 4:53:02 PM
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ShadowElite86 posted...
I've seen a few. Pirates was probably the first for me.

Working at Blockbuster when that came out and we got the edited version.... so many people returning it pissed off. lol

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HAH

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El_Marsh
08/16/25 5:24:26 PM
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Zero_Destroyer posted...
I prefer the inverse of this. VNs can be great
Indeed, though I don't really care if they have H-stuff or not. Fate/Stay Night is probably the most famous example of a VN with H-stuff, even though that content was removed from subsequent re-releases and (to my knowledge) was never revisited again in the now very large franchise.

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ShadowElite86
08/17/25 6:07:34 PM
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Heineken14 posted...
Working at Blockbuster when that came out and we got the edited version.... so many people returning it pissed off. lol

HAH
Lmao. I forgot they made an edited version. Without the porn the movie is pretty much on par with something like The Asylum would release.

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nocturnal_traveler
08/17/25 7:09:22 PM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

What's the matter? Feeling hot under the collar?

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bigtiggie23
08/17/25 8:13:29 PM
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I watched this scene one time between 3 ladies. The total scene was over an hour long, and the first 40 minutes of it was pure romance drama between the 3. It was oddly engrossing, probably better than some CW shows.

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DuneMan
08/17/25 9:07:18 PM
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Heineken14 posted...
Working at Blockbuster when that came out and we got the edited version.... so many people returning it pissed off. lol
Why would they do that? Clearly people are there for the clash of swords, not the fighting, no?

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