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Thermador446
06/15/25 3:01:46 AM
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https://www.livescience.com/health/diagnostic-dilemma-black-widow-spiders-venom-poisoned-a-woman-through-her-eyeball

A hammer is an interesting choice for killing a spider, I personally feel like my odds of missing would be too high to risk it.

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NintendoFan81
06/15/25 3:06:27 AM
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I was expecting something from Marvel.
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party_animal07
06/15/25 3:10:25 AM
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NintendoFan81 posted...
I was expecting something from Marvel.
Same

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wanderingshade
06/15/25 3:12:32 AM
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Hell of a way to be poisoned.

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Thermador446
06/15/25 3:13:12 AM
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NintendoFan81 posted...
I was expecting something from Marvel.

Someone getting Venom in their eye would be pretty cool

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NoxObscuras
06/15/25 3:23:05 AM
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Jeez. She experienced symptoms for 7 days because she refused the treatment for the venom

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viewmaster_pi
06/15/25 4:04:29 AM
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i get not wanting to handle a black widow to put it outside, but maybe just spray it next time if you have to kill it

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pegusus123456
06/15/25 4:07:19 AM
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NoxObscuras posted...
Jeez. She experienced symptoms for 7 days because she refused the treatment for the venom
I was going to criticize her for it, but I gave it some thought and I imagine she didn't want to pay for the hospital stay.

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vycebrand2
06/15/25 4:09:30 AM
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I saw them but left them alone. I use to have a old metal chain link fence that was against a barbed wire fence l. It was added protection. So anyway I open the caps one day. There's one right down the pipe. Now you ask how did it in the pipe. No clue it had cement on the other end and cap was never taken off. So I put the cap back on and walked away. I dont mess with spiders much. I was bit by a brown recluse as a toddler. I also had a infestation of those giant ones thats are harmless. They carry their egg sack underneath them. Wolf? I'm not sure. There must have been 20 about the size of your hand. How they got there was in a feed pallet. Hitched a ride somewhere along the line.

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DodogamaRayBrst
06/15/25 4:25:51 AM
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I remember there's an old ass episode of CSI where the murderer murdering person contracts HIV because he kills an HIV-positive person and a drop of blood splatter hits his eye and gets into his system and infects him.

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Smiffwilm
06/15/25 9:15:10 AM
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My concern is did they start referring to themselves as "we" instead of "I"?

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W_S_C_M
06/15/25 9:27:57 AM
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Last act of defiance
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Ivynn
06/15/25 9:33:13 AM
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NintendoFan81 posted...
I was expecting something from Marvel.

Because he capitalized "Black Widow" instead of saying "black widow"

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viewmaster_pi
06/15/25 9:35:20 AM
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W_S_C_M posted...
Last act of defiance
do not go gentle into that good night

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El_Marsh
06/15/25 9:38:24 AM
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Sucks that she caught a stray from her husband's stupidity.

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Robot2600
06/15/25 11:06:37 AM
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Her husband declared that it was a venomous western black widow (Latrodectus hesperus) and struck it with a hammer, "which splattered the spider in all directions," her physicians wrote in a report of the case.

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wanderingshade
06/15/25 11:09:07 AM
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At least when you smack it with a rolled up newspaper like Garfield it doesn't splatter in all directions.

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littlebro07
06/15/25 11:27:23 AM
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Why did I think this was going to be about a new comic where Thor kills Black Widow and Venom infects a woman

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saspa
06/15/25 11:28:10 AM
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Damn that's terrifying, I just realized something similar would have happened to me since I would kill them with like a shoe or something, so would also get splattered. Nowadays I usually tend to ignore spiders after learning that we share a common foe, but do get wary if they start creeping into my bedroom or such.

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XxKrazyChaosxX
06/15/25 11:32:09 AM
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Sounds like a better orgin story than the Madame Web movie.

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creativeme
06/15/25 11:34:44 AM
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i would have taken the anti venom. seen too many pics of people not treating bites and it all just rotting away. rather not risk my eyelid falling off or worse losing my eye.

like was this a little hand hammer or like a sledge hammer? either way i'd rather use a shoe or something with a bigger area of contact.

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viewmaster_pi
06/15/25 11:38:28 AM
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XxKrazyChaosxX posted...
Sounds like a better orgin story than the Madame Web movie.
black suited spider woman who wields a huge poison hammer

and has a HUGE a-[this message was deleted at the request of a moderator or administrator]

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2001mark
06/15/25 11:44:30 AM
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Just like that time in Budapest.
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El_Marsh
06/15/25 11:46:05 AM
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viewmaster_pi posted...
black suited spider woman who wields a huge poison hammer

and has a HUGE a-[this message was deleted at the request of a moderator or administrator]
*Frank Cho has entered the chat*

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wanderingshade
06/15/25 11:49:33 AM
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creativeme posted...
i would have taken the anti venom. seen too many pics of people not treating bites and it all just rotting away. rather not risk my eyelid falling off or worse losing my eye.

like was this a little hand hammer or like a sledge hammer? either way i'd rather use a shoe or something with a bigger area of contact.

My guess would be claw hammer or rubber mallet

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Evening_Dragon
06/15/25 12:06:57 PM
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Her conjunctiva a thin protective membrane that covers the whites of the eye and inner surface of the eyelids was also swollen

I didn't even know that could swell, agh

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voldothegr8
06/15/25 12:31:25 PM
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Everyone forgets the safety glasses when smashing stuff with hammers.

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viewmaster_pi
06/15/25 12:32:21 PM
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voldothegr8 posted...
Everyone forgets the safety glasses when smashing stuff with hammers.
i was smashing safety glasses

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Evening_Dragon
06/15/25 1:05:03 PM
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viewmaster_pi posted...
i was smashing safety glasses

@safetyglasses

wait you can't bring new accounts here anymore fuck

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Charged151
06/15/25 1:36:05 PM
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NintendoFan81 posted...
I was expecting something from Marvel.


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-Crissaegrim-
06/15/25 1:40:35 PM
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NintendoFan81 posted...
I was expecting something from Marvel.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/f/fbffba96.jpg

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Purple_Cheetah
06/15/25 1:49:29 PM
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Welp, that's a new fear when dealing with certain spiders like that and brown recluse. I try to let spiders do their thing, but some might get a 'kos' treatment. But a hammer?? sheesh.
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ReturnOfDevsman
06/15/25 2:06:39 PM
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Imagine trying to tell people this story, if it happened to you.

"You mean it bit your eyelid?"
"You mean he missed, and it jumped in your eye?"

etc etc

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wanderingshade
06/15/25 2:25:40 PM
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ReturnOfDevsman posted...
Imagine trying to tell people this story, if it happened to you.

"You mean it bit your eyelid?"
"You mean he missed, and it jumped in your eye?"

etc etc

And then the lady says "Well, you remember Gallagher and how people in the front of his shows would get splashed when he smashed the Watermelon with a sledge hammer? Well it was like that, but with spider blood and toxic venom getting into my eye".

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TomClark
06/15/25 2:30:36 PM
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Motherfucker tried to use Destiny Bond

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rexcrk
06/15/25 2:39:30 PM
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NintendoFan81 posted...
I was expecting something from Marvel.
Thats why TC worded it that way

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akura_integra
06/15/25 2:41:08 PM
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What superpower did she get
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viewmaster_pi
06/15/25 2:52:16 PM
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akura_integra posted...
What superpower did she get
astigmatism

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ReturnOfDevsman
06/15/25 4:28:24 PM
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wanderingshade posted...
And then the lady says "Well, you remember Gallagher and how people in the front of his shows would get splashed when he smashed the Watermelon with a sledge hammer? Well it was like that, but with spider blood and toxic venom getting into my eye".
And they'll still assume it wasn't like that.

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GeminiDeus
06/16/25 6:36:05 PM
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-Crissaegrim- posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/f/fbffba96.jpg
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/c/c5d3b8f1.jpg

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ConfusedTorchic
06/16/25 6:42:09 PM
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wanderingshade posted...
And then the lady says "Well, you remember Gallagher and how people in the front of his shows would get splashed when he smashed the Watermelon with a sledge hammer? Well it was like that, but with spider blood and toxic venom getting into my eye".

making a gallagher reference in 2025 is pretty wild tbh

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DragulaRULEZ
06/16/25 6:54:23 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/1/1221dc84.jpg

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Mr_Karate_II
06/16/25 6:57:58 PM
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Did the woman gain super powers?

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wanderingshade
06/17/25 12:10:30 PM
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ConfusedTorchic posted...
making a gallagher reference in 2025 is pretty wild tbh

He only died like 3 years ago.

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PBusted
06/18/25 8:12:26 PM
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pegusus123456 posted...
I was going to criticize her for it, but I gave it some thought and I imagine she didn't want to pay for the hospital stay.

Probably better than dying from one of the most venomous spider.
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Strider102
06/18/25 8:15:17 PM
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So now we know while the odds of that happening are low, it's not 0.

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ItsNotA2Mer
06/18/25 8:16:54 PM
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Thermador446 posted...
A hammer is an interesting choice for killing a spider,

That's what flamethrowers are for.

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