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PowerOats 05/24/25 4:04:09 PM #1: |
In a NBA game* You and 4 clones who match your skill level Vs Prime versions of whoever you believe to be the best NBA players, in a team of 5 Standard NBA rules and time format. However, free throws are allowed but take off 5% of your reward. The game ends when you reach 20, or time runs out The reward starts at 1 million untaxed ... Copied to Clipboard!
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apocalyptic_4 05/24/25 4:06:04 PM #2: |
Yea I'm taking those foul shots every possession easy money ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Unknown5uspect 05/24/25 4:06:26 PM #3: |
You can very likely put five of me against Brian Scalabrine alone and we'd lose. --- How can the moon landing be real if the moon isn't real? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MartavisBryant 05/24/25 4:10:56 PM #4: |
Anyone saying yes is delusional --- I know it might be wrong, but I'm in love with Stacy's dong ... Copied to Clipboard!
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GeminiDeus 05/24/25 4:26:01 PM #5: |
Is the 5% additive or multiplicative? --- Without truth, there is nothing. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Bass 05/24/25 4:26:56 PM #6: |
Hahahaha, no. --- Many Bothans died to bring you this post. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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IMNOTRAGED 05/24/25 4:27:01 PM #7: |
You'd be hard pressed to find anyone who could score at all. The skill level of NBA bench players is overwhelming, the best players are akin to gods in comparison --- DEBO ERA "Be ruthless with systems; be kind to people." ... Copied to Clipboard!
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__starsnostars 05/24/25 4:28:29 PM #8: |
I don't think anybody here would get 20 points against any NBA team let alone against the 5 best NBA players in their prime. --- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eDyXIXyAZq0 Please consider adopting a cat from your SPCA or local animal shelter. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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The_Korey 05/24/25 4:28:53 PM #9: |
I don't think the 5 of us kould score a free throw before Shaq for any amount of money. --- Philosophy major in the academy of Nope. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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lilORANG 05/24/25 4:29:07 PM #10: |
I struggle to score unguarded lol. No way I'm doing a single thing with some 7 foot tall dude in front of me --- Science and Algorithms ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Anony1125 05/24/25 4:32:46 PM #11: |
nice, free money --- Feeling really good. Faceless goofus in a sea of alts ... Copied to Clipboard!
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archizzy 05/24/25 4:42:51 PM #12: |
I mean I'm not delusional enough to think I'm taking an NBA player to the basket and posterizing him but lets be real. In the modern NBA where they let teams shoot like 90 three pointers and just let people shoot from deep all the time I can tell you that yeah as someone who played high school basketball and grew up playing it my whole life and was a decent shooter if you are literally going to let me shoot every single possession yeah I feel like over the course of an ENTIRE game I can knock down 7 shots. I'm 6'2" and have a quick release. Not tall by NBA standards but plenty of guards get their shots off at that height. Again I'm going on the assumption that modern NBA just lets people bomb from deep all the time. This isn't the 80's or 90's where they are up in your grill, hand checking you and playing lock down defense. It's basically a shoot around practice these days in many of these games. In no way could I stop any of them from scoring and I couldn't drive the lane, but could I chuck up a bunch of shots from deep and make 7 over the course of an entire game? I think I could. --- PSN ID: sled_dogs76 60" Pioneer Kuro Elite PRO151FD, Yamaha RX-V3900 A/V Receiver, Oppo DV983-H player. Coming soon: 2 Seaton Submersives from Mark Seaton ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Freddie_Mercury 05/24/25 4:57:57 PM #13: |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IV84ha3uEGg --- no ... Copied to Clipboard!
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PowerOats 05/24/25 4:59:52 PM #14: |
GeminiDeus posted... Is the 5% additive or multiplicative? Additive ... Copied to Clipboard!
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misterbum 05/24/25 5:04:49 PM #16: |
Absolutely not --- http://imgur.com/a/WqlxL ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Mechu 05/24/25 5:05:40 PM #17: |
No. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Prototypic 05/24/25 5:10:22 PM #18: |
lol not a chance I'm 5'10" and was not very good at basketball even when I was significantly younger, healthier and practicing regularly. Realistically, it would be a shutout. --- Thus I became a madman. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SecretBase 05/24/25 5:10:39 PM #19: |
Beyond me knowing little about the game and having shit strength, speed, and stamina, I'm further handicapped by a severe height/reach disadvantage. We might not score at all. --- Sorry. Not sorry. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Hexenherz 05/24/25 5:15:58 PM #21: |
Doubtful I doubt I could even score twenty points in a street pickup game --- RS3: UltimaSuende - CE Thread Zone https://letterboxd.com/BMovieBro/ ... Copied to Clipboard!
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YellowSUV 05/24/25 5:18:59 PM #22: |
[LFAQs-redacted-quote] There might have been some bad players in the early NBA. You might have a chance against them, especially because they played in a different rule set compared to today and they may have trouble adjusting to modern rules. Still, no one posting here is realistically going to have a chance against the best 5 NBA players ever, let alone most NBA players throughout history. --- We all live in a Yellow SUV! a Yellow SUV! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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kirbymuncher 05/24/25 5:19:54 PM #23: |
I don't think the level of reward has anything to do with my capability to play --- THIS IS WHAT I HATE A BOUT EVREY WEBSITE!! THERES SO MUCH PEOPLE READING AND POSTING STUIPED STUFF ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Goldice 05/24/25 5:23:44 PM #25: |
No. Hahaha no. I wouldn't even score 2 --- New England Patriots: Super Bowl XXXVI, XXXVIII, XXXIX, XLIX, LI, LIII Champions ... Copied to Clipboard!
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YellowSUV 05/24/25 5:30:10 PM #26: |
[LFAQs-redacted-quote] I doubt all early players were professional in a modern sense. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_defunct_NBA_teams I'm guessing there are players on these one season teams that are way worse than almost every other NBA player. I probably would still lose to them but I wouldn't be shocked if someone on this board could win the 20 point challenge against them. --- We all live in a Yellow SUV! a Yellow SUV! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Wolverine 05/24/25 5:38:25 PM #27: |
Against Lebron yes. Jordan no. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Westernwolf4 05/24/25 5:45:33 PM #28: |
Hell no. Anyone saying yes doesnt understand how good these players are. I have been able to play pick-up with a total of four NBA players before and after their time in the league; basketball is really big where I grew up. I went to HS with a former first round draft pick in the same class as me who had a really good NBA career and we were friends. Not close, but we hung out on occasion and played basketball together a few times. He always took it easy, as did the other NBA guys I rarely played with. Even then, he was clearly better than 10 of us amateurs combined. But one time our team pissed him off by hitting a few lucky shots. I will never forget it-he started dunking and hitting shots from everywhere. He blocked a shot of mine, and I still dont know where he came from to this day. One minute I was all alone, the next he had blocked one of my shots so hard it flew into next week. No average joe is hanging with any of these guys. Trust me. --- An opinion does not turn into a fact simply because the person holding it feels strongly about it. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CRON 05/24/25 5:47:55 PM #29: |
If all the other players have torn ACLs and I have access to a ladder then yes, probably. --- Thanks for reading! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Tyranthraxus 05/24/25 5:49:15 PM #30: |
5 of me vs 5 college bench warmers wouldn't be able to do this. --- It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha." https://i.imgur.com/dQgC4kv.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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GeraldDarko 05/24/25 5:53:32 PM #31: |
No. Me and sports don't mix. I'm super uncoordinated. --- Carpe petat ... Copied to Clipboard!
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archizzy 05/24/25 5:54:57 PM #32: |
Westernwolf4 posted... Hell no. Anyone saying yes doesnt understand how good these players are. It's not about hanging with, or competing on any level. They would score every single time. I'm not going to dispute that. They could win by 500 points or more if they wanted. I'm not disputing that. In fact in this scenario you are better off not even defending as they will score within seconds and you just get the ball right back. All you want is offensive possessions in this scenario. It isn't about winning. it is about scoring 20 points. All I'm saying is if they weren't purposefully motivated to shut you down to make an example and if they played like a modern NBA game where they basically let someone shoot a long range 3 over and over while they sag in the lane and stand around daring you to shoot and if you are the only guy on your team taking all of the shots and you are a somewhat competent shooter I legitimately don't think it is crazy to think you could sink 7 shots when they are letting you jack it up from 3 over and over and over and over again. That's all. I'm not delusional to the point I think I'm competing at pro sports. But this is basically a "do you think you could make 7 three pointers if someone let you shoot like 100 of them?" and my answer to that is yes. --- PSN ID: sled_dogs76 60" Pioneer Kuro Elite PRO151FD, Yamaha RX-V3900 A/V Receiver, Oppo DV983-H player. Coming soon: 2 Seaton Submersives from Mark Seaton ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Westernwolf4 05/24/25 6:06:53 PM #33: |
archizzy posted... It's not about hanging with, or competing on any level. They would score every single time. I'm not going to dispute that. They could win by 500 points or more if they wanted. I'm not disputing that. In fact in this scenario you are better off not even defending as they will score within seconds and you just get the ball right back. All you want is offensive possessions in this scenario. It isn't about winning. it is about scoring 20 points. All I'm saying is if they weren't purposefully motivated to shut you down to make an example and if they played like a modern NBA game where they basically let someone shoot a long range 3 over and over while they sag in the lane and stand around daring you to shoot and if you are the only guy on your team taking all of the shots and you are a somewhat competent shooter I legitimately don't think it is crazy to think you could sink 7 shots when they are letting you jack it up from 3 over and over and over and over again. Im sure you are a good shooter. Me too. No NBA 5 is letting either one of us score 20 in a game with a standard NBA format unless you get left open every time because they choose not to play any defense. Why would that even be an interesting scenario to discuss? Of course I can hit 7 3s if whoever is on the other side is letting me have them. I have hit threes with NBA players on the floor-because they let me. The minute any of them decided to play there was no chance. --- An opinion does not turn into a fact simply because the person holding it feels strongly about it. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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2001mark 05/24/25 6:16:30 PM #34: |
Zero chance & anyone who says otherwise should be hospitalized. There are G-Leaguers right now today who live & breathe pro basketball, & they would take 8 months to score 15 in a game. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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archizzy 05/24/25 6:19:01 PM #35: |
Westernwolf4 posted... Im sure you are a good shooter. Me too. But to me that is part of the debate. If they are dead set on being ALL over me no I'm not going to be able to do anything. But in the context of this just being an NBA game and assuming they are treating it like any other game the fact is these days they often just stand back and let people jack up shots like it is a shoot around. When Boston shoots 90 three pointers and they aren't hitting but 25% of them the defense just sags and lets them bomb away because they have a comfortable lead. So in a perfectly regular scenario like that within the context of a normal modern game I was simply saying I don't think it is crazy to say I feel like I could actually score 20 (hit 7 three's) if I'm the only guy taking shots every single time. I thought it was a valid scenario to discuss. It was just a fun way of participating and pushing back on the idea that no one would have a chance. It really depends on context. I agree with you if they were aware of what the situation was and they wanted to make an example of the person trying and they were motivated and playing lock down defense then no I'm not going to succeed. I just liked viewing the scenario from a different point of view. It was never about thinking I could compete evenly with them. Hell no haha. --- PSN ID: sled_dogs76 60" Pioneer Kuro Elite PRO151FD, Yamaha RX-V3900 A/V Receiver, Oppo DV983-H player. Coming soon: 2 Seaton Submersives from Mark Seaton ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Tyranthraxus 05/24/25 6:22:04 PM #36: |
Can you make 7 3 pointers if they let you shoot is a completely different question. Your odds of doing that are the same if you're playing against 5 pros, 5 amateurs, another 5 of yourself, 5 Abrahamic gods, or 5 Spanish mackerels. --- It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha." https://i.imgur.com/dQgC4kv.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TheFalseDeity 05/24/25 6:24:12 PM #37: |
Probably wouldnt be able to do it vs a 3rd rate college team. --- http://psnprofiles.com/TheFalseDeity Currently playing - Eternights ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TentacleDemon 05/24/25 6:28:19 PM #38: |
I doubt that I could score even a single point against NBA players. I probably wouldn't even be able to get the ball down the court to take a shot. I haven't played basketball since I was highschool. I wasn't any good back then. They wouldn't even let me get a shot off. --- I wish I had walked in here and you were taking a dump on the couch, or doing homework. Anything would be better than that. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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pauIie 05/24/25 6:39:17 PM #39: |
all of you yes voters are fuckin liars --- http://i.imgur.com/O5APL.jpg http://www.last.fm/user/jaeganja ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Wolverine 05/24/25 6:48:21 PM #40: |
pauIie posted... all of you yes voters are fuckin liars Flop for free throws. The description clearly says current NBA rules. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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lilORANG 05/24/25 6:49:46 PM #41: |
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brian_Scalabrine Check out this guy. A totally mid NBA player who absolutely demolished a bunch of good pickup players. --- Science and Algorithms ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Srk700 05/24/25 6:52:14 PM #42: |
Maybe if everyone was extremely nice enough to let me take as many shots as I want without even attempting to play defense against me. Though even then Ill most likely fail due to the nerves that would come from playing in front of thousands of people and not having played in a very long time. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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joaquintall 05/24/25 6:52:37 PM #43: |
Lol... they would annihilate me. Like record-worthy numbers. If I got even 2 points, it would be a win. In the most lopsided game ever played, Jordan, Bryant, Russell, Bird and Magic defeat what seems like 5 identical and equally inept guys who probably got cut from their elementary school team. Final score 203-0 --- "Luke! Don't Give Into Hate. That Leads To The Dark Side." ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Hospy 05/24/25 6:52:53 PM #44: |
Offer them $500,000 to let me score 20 points ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Tyranthraxus 05/24/25 7:20:37 PM #46: |
Hospy posted... Offer them $500,000 to let me score 20 pointsBro prime NBA athletes piss on that money for fun. --- It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha." https://i.imgur.com/dQgC4kv.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MrResetti 05/24/25 7:22:04 PM #47: |
I couldn't score twenty points against a fucking high school team. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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HBKick18 05/24/25 7:33:30 PM #48: |
I'd be lucky to survive one possession --- Proud fan of the worst team in American professional sports history: the Chicago Cubs. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Dakimakura 05/24/25 7:34:34 PM #49: |
I could probably average 20 points per game in the NBA. --- Gamefaqs Community Organizer ... Copied to Clipboard!
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