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lifespeedrunner 02/24/25 3:50:25 PM #1: |
Elon and Trump set up a a vault looking place and livestream from there and film no gold, declare the gold has been robbed of us blind orders the the dissmissal and arrested of all associated and worked at Fort Knox, and then go there to distribute the gold to their friends and families well we uncovered some of the gold but its ours now since we were the ones who found it ... Copied to Clipboard!
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LinkDaLunatic 02/24/25 3:54:21 PM #2: |
That's a lot of work. They'll just take the gold openly, tell their base they're doing it to thunderous applause, then send anyone who complains to their concentration camps. --- There's a time and place for everything... but not now. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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UnsteadyOwl 02/24/25 4:09:36 PM #3: |
I'm thinking they'll declare Fort Knox isn't secure enough for some stupid reason and they have to move it to another, undisclosed location to keep it safe but really they're just keeping it for themselves. --- "If you are always trying to be normal, you will never know how amazing you can be." ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Crushed515151 02/24/25 4:10:23 PM #4: |
They have turned government into reality tv. About as realistic as that is --- Stop, Drop, And Roll Does Not Work In Hell-By the End of Tonight ... Copied to Clipboard!
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hmnut7 02/24/25 4:12:28 PM #5: |
LinkDaLunatic posted... That's a lot of work. They'll just take the gold openly, tell their base they're doing it to thunderous applause, then send anyone who complains to their concentration camps.Sigh. yeah, thats pretty much what will happen. --- Starfire: "They are too numerous to fight. What shall we do?" Robin: "Fight anyway!" (pb) ... Copied to Clipboard!
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tankboy 02/24/25 4:35:43 PM #6: |
Looking forward to seeing one of them drop a gold bar on their foot. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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LinkDaLunatic 02/24/25 5:06:31 PM #7: |
Fox News: Late breaking story today as Donald "King" Trump and Elon "Totally Not a Government Employee" Musk discover a massive hoard of stolen Republican gold that was pilfered by the democrats. Elon has already deployed 10,000 Cybertrucks, paid for by the treasury, to transport the gold to DOGE headquarters. Elon announced that he will pay every American $9,001, stating "It's over nine thousand! Haha, get it? I fit in, right?" as top economists mysteriously forget to do the math or mention why that might be a bad idea. Johnald Trumpfan: makes sense. god bless amerga, maga n' whatnot Fox News, the next day: Fingers pointed among democrats today as all the gold has come up missing. Joe Biden suspiciously declined to comment when asked why he stole all the gold, and Donald Trump had this to say: "Crooked Joe walked in, and he took it. He took all of it, him and cacklin' Kamala Harris. This is going to cause untold inflation, more inflation than in the last thousand years, possibly ever, all my corporate buddies are about to get filthy stinking rich but it's not good for the American people... BIDEN ECONOMY DOWN." In an unrelated story, President Vladimir Putin announced today that he's having the floor in his office paved in solid gold today as... Johnald Trumpfan: damn democrats... now i live in a box under a bridge... democrats ruined my life --- There's a time and place for everything... but not now. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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KogaSteelfang 02/24/25 5:12:59 PM #8: |
Too much work. From the way it's been working, they can just say they found it was mismanaged and go in with no one stopping them. --- My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@steelfang8806 My Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/steelfangkoga ... Copied to Clipboard!
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lilORANG 02/24/25 5:14:10 PM #9: |
Replace the gold with dogecoin --- Science and Algorithms ... Copied to Clipboard!
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theAteam 02/24/25 5:15:52 PM #10: |
LinkDaLunatic posted... Elon announced that he will pay every American $9,001, stating "It's over nine thousand! Haha, get it? lmao I could see this --- Buffalo Bills ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Voidgolem 02/24/25 5:18:25 PM #11: |
option A is they don't actually disclose the status of the gold reserve because why would they. Accurate accounting makes it hard to steal things. option B is using it as an excuse to push for cryptocurrency to scam the public with. these are not mutually exclusive --- Why not go all in? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Bass 02/24/25 5:19:39 PM #12: |
Don't worry. They'll just sell the gold and buy bitcoin. --- Many Bothans died to bring you this post. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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