Current Events > Is it gay for a man to go grocery shopping with his wife?

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On the next episode of Insecure Republicans...

"Totally."

I totally read that in a valley voice.

So, how does one "be straight and male"? Chug beer and shoot off your gun in the air?

Cynrascal posted...

So, how does one "be straight and male"? Chug beer and shoot off your gun in the air?

As long as it's not gay beer or a gun that's phallic shaped.

Even enjoying having sex with a woman is gay at this point according to the right.

Their shit for brains has melted and it's just diarrhea in there that continues to leak out of their mouths.

Oh god yes. Having a wife is about the gayest thing a man can do.

So..... what about single guys? How are they supposed to get food if people are meant to let their wives do the shopping?

*Elon does a Nazi salute*

Fox:

*Kamala's husband goes grocery shopping with her*

Fox: Can you believe this shit?! This is totally news!

why are you linking to a right wing channel even clicking that helps promote this crap

What a way to say "I have a miserable unhealthy relationship"

Zikten posted...

So..... what about single guys? How are they supposed to get food if people are meant to let their wives do the shopping?

Did you not watch the previous episodes? Having a wife makes you gay. Having sex with her makes you super gay.

Why is being a straight man so much work?

It's super gay to have input on what food you eat, just open your mouth like a good little straight dude

Ivynn posted...

Why is being a straight man so much work?

Because that's the only way to make "hard" jokes.

Wtf no

I feel so bad for the wives of conservatives.

On second thought, no I don't. They chose this.

Totally, that's why I got 9 big links of sausage yesterday. I couldn't resist!1

AceMos posted...

why are you linking to a right wing channel even clicking that helps promote this crap

All channels are right-wing channels now.

And ignoring them won't make them go away.

creativerealms posted...

All channels are right-wing channels now.

And ignoring them won't make them go away.

Pretty much. The days of making something lose power by ignoring it are over.

nocturnal_traveler posted...

Pretty much. The days of making something lose power by ignoring it are over.

You could argue that that's always been terrible advice. "Just ignoring it" allowed it to fester and grow.

yes, we were all born as women. checkmate atheists.

Fellas, is it gay to spend time with women?

Fellas, is it gay to spend time with your wife?

Dark_twisted posted...

Fellas, is it gay to spend time with your wife?

I'm gay right now

Spending time with women is something women like to do. Especially gay women. If you're a man spending time with your wife, you're clearly gay. >:0

Well Im super gay. Just went grocery shopping while the wife stayed at home watching a movie.

psideresider posted...

Well Im super gay. Just went grocery shopping while the wife stayed at home watching a movie.

Yeah, watching movies with the wife is super-duper gay. At this point, most heterosexual men are gay according to the right.

Kurt_Russel posted...

Yeah, watching movies with the wife is super-duper gay. At this point, most heterosexual men are gay according to the right.

And when everyone's gay....no one is.

At this point marrying a guy is less gay than marrying a woman

Conservative folk really be thinking that you have to put in work to stay straight.

Turbam posted...

Conservative folk really be thinking that you have to put in work to stay straight.

Yeah I am way too lazy to keep up with all that shit. No wonder I turned out gay.

They're really uncomfortable with their sexuality

Turbam posted...

Conservative folk really be thinking that you have to put in work to stay straight.

There was a theory on the LGBTQ+ subreddit that many gay Republicans believe they are straight and that at puberty they were converted by the gay agenda to be attracted to men. They then believe that this can happen to anyone and that it can be reversed, which is why conversion camps are such a big thing.

Might as well be gay to have sex with his wife.

I am a homosexual. Going to the store with my wife is what did it for me. She was so upset the night that I told her.

"Dear, I don't want to upset you, but I have the gay now."

"What!? Are you telling me that you married me while knowing you were gay, or is this something you just found out about yourself or--"

"No. I caught the gay."

"It's not something that you catch!"

"Remember when we went to the store yesterday?"

"What does that have to do with anything?"

"You gave me the gay. You took away my heterosexuality by being there and flipped on the gay."

She's still cries about it, but IMO, she has only herself to blame.

Im still baffled by the whole wiping your butt after a poop is gay once I heard about it two years ago.

If you sleep with your wife in bed instead of making her sleep in the kitchen, does that make you gay

I hate to tell you all this, but if you so much as know the word "gay", you're gay now. /s just in fucking case

Rika_Furude posted...

If you sleep with your wife in bed instead of making her sleep in the kitchen, does that make you gay

Sleeping is also gay

Zikten posted...

So..... what about single guys? How are they supposed to get food if people are meant to let their wives do the shopping?

They eat every meal out, obviously. >_>

Single men may also visit butcher shops to procure meat to grill. Real straight men don't eat vegetables.

Wow, the TOU definitely needs updating if people can just use these words. What happened to american freedom when you can't say certain words, but you can throw homosexuality around willy-nilly?

FWIW I regularly buy makeup, tampons, female products (oh wait, TOU VIOLATION) for my missus.

Nobody in the UK cares what men are buying in the feminine aisles of supermarkets. Indeed, the majority of encounters I've had with women are normally "mate you look lost, what are you after? Need a hand?"

I appreciate the help.

I also remember buying a hot water bottle for the missus when [TOU VIOLATION] happened that month - the older lady who was stocking the shelves said "you're a good guy, best to fill it up first and kiss her and put it on her body". When [TOU VIOLATION] finished I was very happy with a [TOU VIOLATION] as soon as I got home from work.

Another fun story, I was grabbing some makeup for my missus. She's white. I'm Asian. I know what my sister uses, but I looked at the shades, realised that I was lost, and took a minute to just look at everything and realise MAKEUP IS EXPENSIVE.

Another woman wandered over and asked who I was buying for. I was actually on the phone to Mrs L&T at the time. I just said "here, speak to her".

I spent 5 minutes just sat on the men's makeup chair whilst this young lady went banzai. She handed my phone back, plus a basket somewhat larger than I'd seen before, and said "here you go mate! This is what she wanted. She loves you!"

In fairness she did rinse me for 550 of makeup, but also made it up (pun not intended) when she paid for my Aston Martin's road tax.

So, tldr, no it's not a TOU VIOLATION to look after the one you love.

I just assume anybody shopping for groceries alone is single.

I will say, from an efficiency standpoint, sending two people to do a job one person can do is very unideal but I do understand it isnt done with efficiency in mind.

Dakimakura posted...

I will say, from an efficiency standpoint, sending two people to do a job one person can do is very unideal but I do understand it isnt done with efficiency in mind.

Yep. With grocery shopping, sometimes you just want to do a mundane activity with the one you love. But as we know, love is considered gay.